I Shall Survive Using Potions!

I gently placed the bag on the Lieutenant Colonel's desk again and took the medicine box from inside and arranged it on the desk.

"... hey, there wasn't..."

"" "" "Can you do that? Aaaaahhhh!" ""

... right ~.

And me being questioned.

"What do you mean! Why can I read you all the cryptography?

No, I'm not suspicious, so don't be frightened. If you're one of them, there's no point in bothering to let them read the ciphertext. Unless you're an extra fool. And you're not stupid......, I know you're not that stupid "

"Why did you bother to say it again? Ah!

Damn. But I can't argue on that point. No matter how much Ceres is to blame, it's true he camouflaged the big poka. We have to mislead them somehow!

"Oh, you know, it's a very simple code of child deception, so you can tell with one eye, for everyone!

"... a team of military experts has been trying to decipher it for three weeks already?

…………

In the words of the Lieutenant Colonel, there is an awkward silence in the room......

Come on, let's do something!

When I saw it without thinking, it just seemed like a meaningful string, but when I looked calmly and carefully, I could read the composition of the text. Well, "I can read and write," so not only can I read, I have to be able to write. In order to write, you have to understand the legality of the string.

"Uh, first you read the text vertically, and the first number you hit is four, right? So convert all letters to four back letters. And since the second number that hits in vertical reading is three, skip three characters at a time to pick up the letters and line them up. Then…"

The squadron chiefs in a hurry to make a note of my explanation.

And when my explanation is complete.

"... so you've finished that, that incredibly laborious rewriting job in a flash? Without even taking notes, just in your head?

The lieutenant colonel has broken in.

But I've already thought about returning it.

"Huh? Do I need to bother taking notes on this extent?

Ghaaaaaa! That's a hell of a kitchen two sickness dialogue. Ah!

But I can't explain it without saying this, so I can't help it!

…………

... I want to go home now...

"You, don't you want to be in the army? Now, as an intelligence officer, Ensign, no, I'll hire you as a lieutenant, okay?

Oh, Lieutenant! Sergeant, it's executive! Suddenly an executive is what a good treatment!

Are you trying to give me a rank as a soldier, not a serviceman, so that I can't quit easily?

"Who's there? Aaaaaah!!

Ha ha.

And I managed to get home, shaking everyone off to hold back.

Layette seemed bored because she had always been in the air and didn't know what we were talking about. No, I'm sorry.

Returning to the store, they took over the store number from Bell and Emile and left for work as hunters. Today, you think you're hunting the beast, not collecting material? Yeah, yeah, it seems to be growing, above all.

And as usual, put Layette on her lap, store number. Lunch boxes are sold out.

For a while, I was dealing with a customer who came to me with a bump, selling medicine for abdominal pain and medicine for soldier's disease. Military illness is, of course, widespread among civilians, but the prevalence is not as high among military personnel, so there is nothing like queuing. Anyway, few people wear breathable leather shoes and sweat all day. In the first place, sealed leather shoes are a luxury item. Soldiers, if not supplies, are not so self-inflicted.

The medicine for abdominal pain feels like killing a parasite with a single shot, killing fungus and breaking down toxins around the food, relieving pain and healing only a little if it is a visceral disease. If it's transient, you can cure it, because parasites are disgusting and I don't like it when it's contagious, exterminated!

Normal illness can be cured in one shot if you take our medication, what a big deal if rumors spread, so weigh yourself, weigh yourself......

And when the customer's legs are broken.

"I'm sorry, I got it the other day. I got it as a hair wash and beauty pill, and I got it as a trial. Perfume, can you wear all five of them?

A maid who came into the store said so when she walked over to the counter.

I don't recognize them on my face, but from what I was told, I knew immediately what their identity was. Um, the use of your wife, a nobleman whose name I don't even know, tried to monopolize military disease medication.

Thirty small gold coins if you have five sets of hair washing and beauty pills. Perfume is going to be blown, so three small gold coins a bottle, fifteen for five. In total, 45 tickets to go!

"Um, the perfume is expensive, and it's all 45 small gold coins, okay?

When I asked him what I was afraid of, the maid replied bluntly.

"Yes, I keep ten gold coins from your wife..."

Shit, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well, did you think I offered it in red for the sake of aristocracy, or did you think the perfume that kept it on offer without selling it was ridiculously expensive...

Anyway, I failed! You could have blown about seventy small gold coins, or seven gold coins, then...

No, no, wait, wait, wait, if you do that, it will be priced and all the civilians will be unable to buy it!

Cosmetic pills and perfumes that are luxury items can be a little expensive, but hair washing pills, or shampoos, need to be cheaper. I reconsidered that and while wrapping the product, I thought of it and asked the maid.

"Um, how is your wife? Are you proud of your hair, skin condition, or any of the other nobles?

Yeah, it's marketing research on the publicity situation. My "Atelier of Layettes" is a cutting-edge company that incorporates the latest methods!

"Oh, hi, that's already... Her hair is sarcastic, her skin is also ruffled and moisturized, and there is something, tension..." I think I'm back when I was a daughter! 'I've already been shagged... "

Huh? Sure it works better than Earth's, but it shouldn't be that dramatic...... Oh, maybe I see the clarity and effectiveness of the visible shampoo and rinse, and I feel more effective than I actually am, and I assume so? Um, a placebo effect, something like that!

Next time I see him, he might thank me in Russian.... and that's 'spacibo'!

"So, brag to the other noble ladies?

"Yes, that's already! And laughing with a full smile at those who envy you and want you to tell them your secrets. That's evil...... sounds like fun"

Right, that's good......, eh?

"He wants me to tell him a secret... Huh? Any publicity for our store? Touch and circle where you bought it..."

"What? What are you talking about? You think a noble lady would bother to teach other ladies the secret of her superiority, which is also about beauty? Head, are you okay?

but ~!

No matter how long we wait, we shouldn't be able to show any publicity...

I didn't advertise any other basic cosmetics in anticipation of the publicity effect from that wife! Because it's too much, and when a customer arrives, it's hard. That's...

Damn, if this happens, I'll even show it to your eyes!

"... hey, come here"

"Oh, hey, what..."

Me pulling the hand of a werewolf maid and taking her into the back.

And with a signal by my jaw, I just lowered the "taking a temporary break" bill to the entrance door, Layette putting the key on.

"Hey, what the hell... Aah!"

... and two hours later.

A girl with fluffy hair, twinkly skin, and just makeup, a good smelling made-up outfit came out of "Layette's Atelier," relaxing.

The girl, who seemed a little flustered but seemed a little happy about something, went back with her shopping baggage.

"Okay, now, second ad tower, done! If you're a civilian, there's no way you won't talk if you're questioned by nobles and powerful men! Ha-ha-ha!

But even after that, there was no way the basic cosmetics could be sold.

… it is natural.

The wife who received the product stopped talking to the maid on the spot. And until the makeup of the maid completely fell off and the effect of washing her hair disappeared, she never put the maid in front of the customer.

Furthermore, the wife studied the made-to-measure cosmetics carefully and practiced the made-to-measure made-to-measure made-to-measure made-to-measure to reproduce them in hand-held cosmetics.