I’ve Became Able to Do Anything with My Growth Cheat, but I Can’t Seem to Get out of Being Jobless

The Adventurer Guild is as noisy as usual. The hustle and noise is mostly a kind of murmur, and it doesn't make sense to hear it, but some of it later hides information that will shape your life. That's why I always listen. That is the right figure as an adventurer.

"Hey, meat-roasted yet! Bring it quick! You can't use it, Garrison!

"This is Yale! I told you it was a brew change! You don't have ears, Garrison!

"Clear the table quickly! What's your hand on for, silly Garrison!

"Look, I can't get my hands off you right now!

I can get that gossip from my peers, and I put the chickpeas potage on the table and screamed.

Damn, look at me like I'm laughing.

"Mr. Garrison, everyone is a customer unlike you, so please be polite."

I said with a cute smile, as usual, eighteen-year-old, that is, a fox-eared woman my age.

Katyusha of the Tea Fox "Chaco" clan and the receptionist of the Adventurers Guild, she is an idol for us the adventurers who belong there. There is a six-pillar goddess in this world, but if a seventh pillar goddess were to be born, it would surely come from this guild of adventurers.

"Oh, okay, Mr. Kathusha!

When I said that and waved, I carried the dish to a mixed nose.

At the same time, orders come in from the next seat.

"Garrison, I'm meat-roasted and ale!

"Garrison, I'm a meat grill and ale!

I'm financially fit for the voices of men and women like that.

"Aye!

And when I raised my voice, I realized that the voice sounded familiar - or the voice I'd been hearing until this morning.

Turning to want it to be a lie, the Lord of that voice was still there.

"What are you doing, you guys!

A seventeen-year-old silly red-haired man and a seventeen-year-old silly blue-haired woman as well.

If I stayed still and didn't talk, it was a combination of beautiful men and beauties, and I might mistake them for first-rate swordsmen and whippers from their grand standings, but I still spoke to them to scatter around them that they were stupid because they were stupid.

"By the way, what kind of meat is a meat grill, Joffrey?

"That's Elise. Speaking of meat - what kind of meat is that?

"Fish meat... isn't it? If it's fish, it's fish meat."

"Wait, Elise. If that's what you mean, it's beef, it's beef, it's pork."

"So it's not the meat of a cow or a pig."

Our meat-roasted meat is undoubtedly pork meat, but I don't like to get involved anymore.

In the first place, who the hell is to blame for working like this?

That's right.

In the first place, why are these guys here?

"Answer the question just now! What's wrong with your work, you guys? Joffre is a quarry and Elise would have been working in a sewing guild!

"" They told me I could go home now ""

It's been less than three hours since I started working.

I don't think these guys got their day's worth of work done in three hours.

"" He finally told me not to come again. ""

So you were finally fired?

... You're fired in three hours... I thought I could do something stupid if I had the strength to take Joffre to Rock Mountain, and I thought I could handle it because I was only clever at the tip of my hand, so I assigned Elise to the spinning yard. It seemed bad to me.

"Hey, Garrison! I knew if you're an adventurer, let's go to the dungeon, to the dungeon! You're a dungeon when it comes to showcasing my strength as a swordsman!

"Me too, I'll show you the strength of a demon, Garrison!

Stupid said something stupid.

By the way, these two say swordsmen and demons, but that's a scam.

Joffre is an apprentice swordsman and Elise is a whipper.

"You can't go to the dungeon. Whose fault do you think this is?"

"" Because of Garrison?

"It must be because of you!

Me, Joffrey and Elise are the ones that have been spoiled since I was a kid, Kid.

I was the son of the ranch, and Joffrey and Elise snuck into the ranch, drinking milk on their own, and sometimes being helped with milk squeezing jobs.

One day, Joffrey and Elise said they wanted to be adventurers, and I was also interested in the job of adventurer for a long time, so it was a month ago that I went to church and moved to an apprenticeship spearman.

Then I practiced poking with a spear like every day and took it to level 3.

We discussed it was time to go to the junior dungeon, and the three of us decided to throw a small party.

"I told you. There's an old goat in the barn who's slaughtering him tomorrow, so he wants to dismantle it and turn it into a BBQ party. Why did you kill my father's favorite sheep? No, don't tell everyone! I thought you could tell the difference between a goat and a sheep. It was my fault."

"Look, I knew it was Garrison's fault"

"Look, I knew Garrison was bad"

Thanks to this, I had to eat my father's eyeballs and pay for his sheep.

The cost of sheep is four thousand sence. Of which, the remaining sheepmeat and wool sold for three thousand and five hundred cents, so if you don't pay the remaining five hundred cents (about five days' Adventurer Alliance staff salary, my week's salary for part-time work), you won't get my spear back.

Which means you can't go to the labyrinth.

"Don't worry about that, Garrison! I've got your weapon."

"I've got it, too!

That's what they said, and they handed it to me.

"You guys..."

I took them out by Joffrey and Elise. Look at them,

"What's this?

I asked Joffrey first.

"Look, don't you see? I got paid in the quarry."

"Look, you'll see! I don't care what you think! What I'm trying to say is, why do I, the spear man, have to use Tsuruhashi as a weapon? Besides, Elise, this isn't even a weapon!

"Eh, I got it at the sewing guild. Stabbing is with you!

"They're totally different sizes. Yikes! Tell me how to fight with a sewing needle!

Could this sewing needle be our message to sew our own mouths together?

If so, I want you to prepare about a yarn, but the yarn was nowhere. The yarn used in my sack is too broken to be used.

"Garrison, let's go to the dungeon! If you get a rare medal, you can pay off all your debts at once, right?

"That's right, Garrison. A novice dungeon would suffice. Margaret at the garment store said she squeezed Goblin King's head with her bare hands."

"That would be Mr. Margaret."

A man by the name of Margaret is a muscular old man who works in a garment store.

Originally they say he's an amazing mercenary or an adventurer, but I'm not sure what it actually is.

"Anyway, there's no way I can go to a dungeon with a weapon like this -"

"Huh? Mr. Garrison, are you going to the novice labyrinth?

It was Katyusha who asked that.

"No, I..."

"If you're going to the dungeon, a request has been made to collect the goblin sword, so it would be helpful if you could bring it if you could get it."

"Leave it to me, Mr. Kathusha! If it's for Mr. Katyusha, I'll collect one or two goblin swords, all the time!

When I told Katyusha that, I received it to take the Tsuruhashi from Joffre and left the Adventurer's Guild.