I’ve Became Able to Do Anything with My Growth Cheat, but I Can’t Seem to Get out of Being Jobless

When I finished collecting information, I went back to Suzuki's house once.

It's a splendid Japanese house building, and it feels more like it's back in the accommodation than back in the house. Looks like an inn.

"Welcome home, Master Ichinojo, Master Carol"

"I'm home, Mr. Lana. I bought this for dinner tonight."

That's what I said, and I gave him a bag of ingredients, including rice.

"Well, thank you. The town is in this condition, so it helps because it was very difficult to buy out rice"

"That's right. The market was in a state of war. If it weren't for Caro, I might not have been able to buy a grain of rice"

Looks like a year-end wagon sale in a department store. When vegetables were brought from the warehouse, it was spectacular to sell them out before they could be lined up.

"And this is a souvenir for Lana. It's cheap, but use it if you like."

That's what I said, and I'm going to take care of you, so as a thank you, I gave you Kanzashi.

Caro picked me out.

Although it's cheap, I think it suits Lana with long hair in Japanese clothes.

"... is this for me?

Lana receives a shovel and stares.

Did you like it?

"A manual when a customer gives me a personal gift - previously, when I received a bun, I was told a year and ten days ago that I could eat it for a snack, but otherwise I have no orders. What the hell am I supposed to do..."

Lana shrugged bumps.

Lana is a manual person. Right, you never got a non-food souvenir?

I've been static for a while wondering what the hell kind of conclusion I'm getting to.

"Yes! This is a wooden jar, so you can't eat it! I mean, if you eat it as a three-o 'clock snack, it's fine!

"It's full of problems. Yikes!

It's more of a problem than eating Centaur.

Does this guy eat everything when something unexpected happens?

Put it in your stomach and destroy the evidence?

"This fits the kimono, so treat it as a piece of equipment, the same as a type of uniform."

"Oh, you treat it the same way as equipment. Okay, I'll put it on the equipment list."

That's what Lana said and hit Pong and his hand.

Could it have been annoying that you gave him a shovel? And I was curious to use emotional trace, and it was full of joy. Apparently, he liked the pigeon itself.

Maybe he's happy to have rice.

And then we went back to our room.

Apparently the inside of the room was cleaned once, and the trash in the dumpster was empty.

Lana is a complete manual person. Unaccommodating seems like a bad thing, but that also means, in other words, not being clueless to work.

"Nevertheless, I wonder what Talwi's purpose is"

"I don't know, but from the circumstances, it's likely that the royal family is involved"

"Right. You don't think I was taken with the inspector to fight Tarwi by chance? The inspector looks like a direct report to the royal family."

"That too, Mr. Talwi... Talwi tried to kill Master Ichino, didn't he?

"Oh, right. I think he was willing to kill me when I traced his emotions"

"If you kill someone else without good reason, you will fall into a criminal position in one shot. Despite that, Talwi tried to kill Master Ichino. Normally, I don't think people who stick to strength would do that."

"Have you ever been nearly killed by an up-and-coming adventurer party?

"I'm sure that up-and-coming adventurer party was stupid"

"That's... right"

Convinced.

Besides, those guys were already after a big rampage in the Dwarf. It didn't seem like enough noise to fall into a criminal position, but I'm pretty sure you'd be guilty if you were still put on trial.

If you're going to be guilty in a trial anyway, chances are you were stupid enough to choose the path to becoming a criminal.

No, is it possible that you're an idiot who forgot to fall into a criminal position?

"But Tarwi's intent to kill was real, right? And maybe Tarwi's not stupid."

"Yes, you're right. However, with permission from a certain level or higher of nobility, royalty, etc., I will remember the skill of [exoneration]. If you use that [absolution] skill and are ordered to kill, you will not fall into criminal service if you kill Master Ichino."

Nobility, royal permission…?

"Besides nobility and royalty, can we do the same?

"Yes, the numbers are small, but they exist. But it's not very realistic."

"Why?

"Three more types of professions have been identified that can be allowed to harm others. Pope, brave man, and demon king."

"I see. That's right, Caro. Can you tell me what you've already done to make me fall into a criminal position?

Previously, the chimps in the town of Belasura had committed acts of blackmail against me and Hull.

They were mouth-watering like they knew how far they would go to fall into a criminal position. I do not intend to misuse that knowledge, but on the contrary I will have to remember it in the sense of self-defence.

I don't know.

"There's no such thing as" this "explicitly. Even if you steal someone else's things, for example, you won't fall into a criminal position just because you stole them once. Of course, if a guard catches you and hangs you on trial, you'll be forced to transfer to the Redeemer after due process. Conversely, there are examples of crimes that do not fall into a criminal position in a single time, or multiple types, if you commit a crime, you fall into a criminal position."

"If it's a misdemeanor, it's not a criminal position at once, it's a criminal position more than once..."

Sounds like an automotive penalty system.

If you earn more points than a certain amount, you're free to stop - like.

"And also, he sometimes doesn't fall into a criminal position about murder in view of the circumstances. For example, doctors who euthanize patients who want to suffer and die from illness do not fall into the criminal profession, either legally or sinfully. But if you euthanize a patient who wants to live even if he endures suffering, he falls into a criminal position. It will all be decided under the guidance of the goddess, Lady Libra."

"You're pretty accommodating when it comes to standards. Besides, if you're a libra, you're the safest goddess in the world."

"Yes, according to one jurist, more than 90% of the world's crimes are still prevented thanks to the ruling of the goddess"

"You can say that."

You can't do evil because the goddess is watching, even if you commit sins that nobody will notice.

"It's a really handy feature."

God is watching.

"Right. But some people don't think so."

Heh, is there such a person?

You might think so, for sure, the bad guy at the root or something.

Hal and Suzuki returned as we had a further meeting to talk about.

The two were diving into the junior dungeons for food supplies and hunting demons.

In the primary dungeon, they had defeated the demons in an image like the farmer's harvest because there are many demons that drop vegetables.

"Hal, welcome home. Didn't Suzuki do anything weird?

"Ooh."

It was Suzuki, not Hal, who reacted when I told him.

The reaction to excess almost makes me wonder if something would have happened normally.

"Hey, Nan. That can't be happening!

"Oh, I know, I'm kidding. I know all about you."

I'm a pretty hectic category too, but Suzuki's hectic is equal to that of the main character in a boy comic book with a harem expansion.

In spite of that, instead of being lucky sketchy, he says he's healthy and doesn't even roll out like a kiss.

When Suzuki gently exchanged words with me, she left because she had a meeting with the deputy mayor.

Well, you're three.

"Hal, come here for a second"

"Yes."

Shake your tail and get close to me.

The smell of Hal's sweat runs through my nostrils. I don't hate this smell, but letting sweat go is not good for beauty either.

I cast purifying magic on Hal.

My body and clothes get cleaner together.

"Thank you. Um... your husband. You made it clean for me, and it's hard to say. Me and... Um, do you want another sweat? It was the two of us, but the three of us, including Caro, if you like."

The three of us sweat...!?

That could be - no, no, wait, wait, that's just early... isn't it? Me and Hal, me and Caro. Each relationship has already developed to a considerable point.

The three of us... Isn't that as a development?

Earlier, in front of what you said about Suzuki being hectic, you're not the man to back down here.

"Dear Ichino, Caro... no more. My body's broken."

That's what Caro said with a rough breath. I had no choice but to keep busting it for an hour.

I put a stamina heel on her and decided to give her a break.

"My lord, I'm a little more - now I'd like to ask you to be a little more intense"

Hal said with a lit face. She feels better than she just started.

The truth is, I wanted to take a break with Caro, too. But there's no way I can tell her I can't do that.

Sneak a stamina heel on your body and get ready to start the third round.

"Okay, it's gonna get a little harder. Tell me if it hurts."

"It's okay. When I think it's your husband's, I don't think it hurts."

Thus began the battle between me and Hal - the two of us.

There's a meeting in the meadows of My World, with a wooden knife.

Still, Hal's guy, if you want to do sword arches with me, I wish you'd say so. You don't have to bother saying confusing things.

No, when it comes to sweating normally, you mean exercise.

You were just pushing me too far.

At first, I was barebacking for thirty minutes, me and Hal had a mock fight, and I was barebacking for thirty minutes again.

I miss it, when I came to this world I was barebacking like every day, but at some point I stopped.

Hal had been going on every day since then, so I felt a little sorry for him.

It's been a long time since you two had a mock fight like this.

The current profession focuses on magic jobs in order to curb aggression. Still, the sum of the speeds is slightly above Hal's, but my attack was covered in paper by Hal.

I'm not using my skills, and I try not to target faces or anything, but I'm still not out of hand.

Attacks by poking are staggered to the left and right, while attacks by stabbing are staggered behind.

I get slashed halfway, but I get slashed diagonally.

Never hit an attack.

Then and change your profession to one, swordsman already extreme.

Increases attack speed.

Hal's expression changed slightly.

I wouldn't know if I saw it normally, but I'd know if I'd seen Hal's face.

As much joy as haste.

Not only did Hal shudder, but he was also more and more likely to receive attacks with his sword.

Not only that, but also more and more plundering into clothes.

Clothes made by Dark Elf's secret will not hurt.

"We're gonna go a little faster."

"Ha!"

I turned my third profession into an apprentice swordsman, shortly after.

My attack hit Hal's shoulder.

"Knock."

"Hal! Are you okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine. That's right, my lord, if this clothing is a minor attack, I can recieve it."

I'll treat you right now. Let me see.

"Yes."

That's what Hal said, took off his clothes.

My shoulder area is red and swollen. Hull's skin is white, so I found it reddish and swollen. If you leave it like this, it will turn blue.

"You don't have to take your clothes off!?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. With..."

"No... well, yeah"

Almost faceless Hal, but I know it's still lit.

I get caught, too, and I get lit.

"Dear Ichino, Mr. Hal. Remember, Caro's here."

Caro pointed me out during the break, and I snapped my petite heel to treat Hal.