I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

One day, at noon, I was walking around the city looking at other stores as I bought a new diary.Compared to before, there was an overwhelming decrease in the amount of diaries written, but since the diary itself is a habit, it is written little by little every day.

The diary I bought before didn't suit the width of the row slightly and it was difficult to use, so I walked thinking about buying a different diary and found the back I saw in front.

"Hello, Shea..."

"What does the world need?"

"- Yes?"

"I hear what the world needs."

With her arms folded, Shea continued her words without waiting for an answer, saying that I was bowing my neck to her.

"What the world needs, it's!Neither passion nor thought!It's not philosophy or brains!!Not to mention elegance and elegance!It's not diligence or speed!!Yes, above all, the world is missing..... "

……

"Silius is missing a leg!"

"... it was senpai"

Someone with exactly the same face as Shia, who shouts with confidence at the beginning of the encounter that she doesn't understand... Yes, Senpai Silius, who claims to be the incarnation of Silius.Incidentally, it is a name that includes even senpai, and if you have a gag correction and you are immortal, you are completely insane.

... no, I feel like there are quite a few people around me who are insane by their very existence.

"... aren't reactions thin?"

"No, please. It's impossible to give back the same tension even if the conversation suddenly starts with such tension....."

"I see....."

I often don't understand what you're saying, but I don't know if it's a good idea... except for Serious, senpai is quite common sense.

In the meantime, it was the same thing to keep talking on the street, so I decided to move to a nearby park and then resume the conversation.

"... it's been a long time. Um, it's been about a year?"

"Yeah, it's like, 'It's like once a year, the door to the room opens and you get out.'"

……

Uh, is that it? I suppose he's been subjected to some kind of special torture.No, but for that reason, there is no sense of sadness in the person, and even if you come out like this, you don't ask for help, but you don't understand why you're looking for Serious.

…………

Yeah?

"Bullshit! YOU!?"

"Uhh!? What, all of a sudden..."

This time, he suddenly screamed back to the senpai who had grabbed the breast hold, and he screamed with tears in his eyes.

"Serious, we haven't had Serious since we got into Part Two!There was still some salt shaking in the watermelon!! "

"What? Huh? Part Two? Watermelon?What the hell..... "

"Basically, it's pretty steady at times!What the hell is going on, Serious?Where did my Serious go!! "

Most of what I'm saying is meaningless, but I've said things I don't understand sometimes when I've seen you before, so it's useless to worry about it.Also, the chest holds a chaotic "gentle grip", and there is no difficulty breathing at all... it is troublesome to react in many ways.

Senpai shouted his grievances for a while, and then he let go of his hand, which was holding my breast.

"Well, I can't help but tell you... oh, sorry, hold on tight... are you wearing clothes or something?"

"It's okay, don't worry.Senpai has had a lot of trouble, too... "

"Gentle......"

When I think I was crying, I suddenly get lewd, I have an emotional expression... As always, the disturbance of tension is terrible, or I switched at a speed like a jet coaster.

"... uh, so you're looking for Serious again?"

"That's right! And then I thought I'd eat something delicious...."

"Is the second half the main purpose... that's why I remembered, senpai still eats only baby Castella and cocoa?"

It seems that Senpai was confined in the middle of a room with only baby castella and cocoa in large quantities, and for a long time he lived a hell of a diet with only baby castella and cocoa.

... it's not a case, is it?I mean, the situation is too special... and it's okay if it's my fault, but I think Kuro is involved.Alice was the one who came to pick you up before, and when it comes to baby Castella... you're definitely involved.

But I don't know what the situation is after all.You're imprisoned? No, but I usually come here to visit King's Landing... and it's a mystery what your intention is to live in that room.I feel like it's just something I shouldn't touch very much.

"No, lately, things like a logistics god have come out quite frequently, so it's much more comfortable.When I said I was going to King's Landing again, I said, "I got the money"... but this is white gold... can I use it in a regular shop? "

"No, if it's a luxury store, you can't exchange it anyway... if it is, I'll exchange it later."

"Thank you, thank you."

White gold coins are 10 million yen in Japanese yen, so it is impossible to use them in ordinary stores.Basically, shops like the one on the main street are often refused the use of gold coins, and can only use silver coins.Well, there are many ways to do it because they can exchange money at a large shop counter.

But what about it... the god of logistics?Increasingly, people like that don't care what kind of space the room is.Senpai also says that the concept of Serious has become a reality, and even if there is such a God, it is not strange...

"Well, anyway, good guy... God?I'm glad we got along. "

"... nice... people?"

"What? No?"

"Uhhhh... I'm so lost in judgment.There are a lot of advantages, and the basic personality itself is not that bad... I don't know what the landmine element is. "

"Mine Elements?"

"When I shake a specific topic, it's 'distorting the flow of time', 'hundreds of millions of hours', I keep talking and brainwashing, 'runnin' at high frequencies' and repeating crazy remarks, and I can't stop it because my specs are abnormal... even if I avoid landmines, I 'tread and run' quite often..."

"... uh..."

Senpai continued talking about the logistics god for a while, but the more I heard, the more crazy it was said.

After listening to Sole, I told Senpai with a serious look.

"... senpai. It may be rude to talk too much about senpai's friendship... but as far as I'm concerned... I think he's a 'bad guy', so I'd better take a little distance..."

"I know! I'm either related to you or I'm related to you!"

"... eh?"

"... hey, let's put that story behind us and get back to business."

"Ah, you said you wanted to eat something delicious, but if it's a little bit, I can introduce you."

"Really!? No ~ I'm looking forward to it, but the shop you took me to earlier was also delicious - isn't that it!?"

A flowing thrust... This reaction that sounds like a bang is probably taking place in quite a few places.That's what senpai looks like.

"It's just past noon and I think it's just right.Let's talk about it while we move… Which would be better for meat or fish? "

"Hmm, I can't throw them away... but I wonder if this is meat. I like chicken."

"It's chicken, isn't it spicy?"

"I usually eat everything, but I'm glad it's painful... no, you know?That's not true, but I want you to get back to the point.... "

As far as I'm concerned, I don't understand the meaning of the subject, so I wanted to keep up the momentum and deceive you... but it seems difficult.

"... were you looking for Serious? I mean, I don't know, what kind of Serious do you want to look for?Specific situations..... "

"What are you talking about!?You shouldn't have stepped in there! "

"Hmm...."

He wanted me to get back to business, so when I tried my best to shake the topic about finding Serious, I got angry somehow... irrational.

"Look, I don't want you to know all the details.Sometimes the world is happier to keep it fluffy! "

Really?

"For example, what happens to the toilet with the Dungeon Explorer, or what happens if something abnormal happens to the real body during a dive with the Dive VR... even if you write about it in detail, very few people are happy!Along with the boredom of depicting a whole month of training in detail, sometimes it's better to be ambiguous in the world!! "

"... I see."

I don't know what you're talking about... but I'd like to twist my neck a little bit to find Serious and see if it fits there.Also, there are as many mysteries around the dive VR as there are in the mouth.

"So you should convince me that you're looking for Serious, too."

"I see... so what's the truth?"

"I don't really know the area myself, so even if you ask for a specific explanation... Ultra troubles me."

"... well, senpai's very existence is very frustrating."

"Is there something worse about me than a year ago!?That would make me less sensitive!Yes, I just said one back and now it's "4865"!? "

"... what was the upper limit?"

"100"

……

Didn't you say about 95 before?It's getting rough... or the upper limit...

"... well, that's it. Senpai's treatment got worse than before, and I felt more familiar than before."

"Fu, huh! It's too late to say that and restore your favoritism... now it's '5030'"

"It's rising above the upper limit in a flash...."

Somehow... as chaotic as ever, but funny, nature spilled a smile.It was a very precious meeting once a year, but there was no heavy air at all, and the two went to the restaurant while having a fun chat with Wai.

After that, I kept wandering around with senpai until the evening... until I came home and realized I forgot to buy my diary.