I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

A cat dressed like a cat sitting on the ground in front of me... I don't know, it's supposed to be a sad occasion, but I just feel like I'm being ridiculed because of the dressing.

"Uh, please raise your face. In the meantime, let me see what products you have…"

"Oh, a little before that, huh?

"... Huh?

"Can you talk to me with your tame mouth? Look, I'm a clerk, you're a customer, so when a customer calls me respectfully, my super sales talk doesn't burst."

……

If it only bursts under such limited conditions, I don't feel super at all. Afterwards, that halfway way way to talking, that salutation? No, I'm not as good at respecting people as I can say, but I can say with certainty that this guy's is something different.

But well, I wanted to keep my distance with respect if I could because I'm a freak no matter what you think... but I guess it's more important to move on and get out of here than that.

"Okay. Is this good?

"... oops. I want to go home as soon as possible. Aura is out... I'm a merchant, too. Let me motivate you to buy!

Suddenly feeling better, the dresser stands up in momentum.

I don't know what to say. I mean, in every way, the dressing goose is ruining it. What the hell is this guy...

"Ha!? Hot gaze! Cheng Cheng... is that what you're saying... now you're interested in me!!

"... what?

"I understand. I know, but... in front of a" pretty girl "like me, there's no way for a hot, burning man to wake up!

……

What the hell is he talking about? I can feel myself in the face right now.

Probably wearing a pretty dowdy face in the wormhole right now, but it just seems to me like the pervert in the wormhole who calls herself a pretty girl is making a creepy move.

But if you don't mind my reaction, the dresser keeps saying.

"Great! Then I'll be a merchant, too, let's do this. If you buy three products, let me tell you my three sizes!!

"Fine."

"Instant answer!? Hey, don't you bother me a bit?!?

Unfortunately, at all, the shards also find the proposal unattractive.

Mostly it's definitely a threesome size, right? Like 100, 100, 100...

"Well, here's what we'll do! If you buy me five products, I will accompany you to dinner in 'Customer Luxury'!

"Give me a break"

"Rejection of the pleading level!?

Wearing perverts and eating, that's no longer just a punishment game. Later, I will always say something about this luxury, and I just want you to have a meal!!

But I don't know what I would do if I told such a dangerous, seemingly pervert why, so I'm going away here...

"Look, I don't even know your name. What about eating with someone..."

"Oh and with that said, you still had your introduction!! You know, the name of a poor beautiful girl like me, I knew you'd care about that area!

"... no, nothing"

"About me, yes... let's call you Alice, a beautiful girl wrapped in mystery!

"Not a Cheshire cat?

"Who's a cat!? What the hell are you talking about, catching such a beautiful girl and treating her like a cat?

……

That's awesome, man. That's a hell of a lot of shit.

It could be the first time I was born honestly. What made me want to punch the first person I met...

Later, you know about the fairy tale on Earth, which may have also been passed down from the role of brave man in the past.

"Oh, that? Something tells me you look like you're gonna shoot me... oh, you're gonna alert me, right? It's just illuminating, isn't it?

"... my name is Hayato Miyama, nice to meet you... can I hit you one more time?

"Something terrible to say after introducing myself!? Or, say Mr. Kite - no - it's a lovely name that looks cool on your face and you're going to cum just because you stared at me... so I want that, uh, clenched fist down..."

Soon she seemed to hold her fist, and Alice uttered words to forgive her as she trembled slightly in her clothes.

But it looks like you're making fun of something because of your looks... how about something totally on the other pace.

"Ha... again, nice to meet you"

"Nice to meet you ~"

He exhales heavily to regain his mind and offers his hand to shake it.

Alice gave me the same hand as I did - the big hand in the dress, and my hand touched it.

Shortly afterwards I heard the glass breaking out of nowhere - Alice's clothes bounced off.

"... Huh?

"... to?

When the wearer bounces off, there's... long, wavy blonde hair like a wave, beautiful, blue eyes like a fine sapphire. There was a beautiful girl dressed in clothes very similar to the connection with many pockets, so confused with the biscuit doll.

"Oh, huh? hey, why magic, unwrap... haha, wow!?

Girl...... Alice groans blindly as she stares at me and dyes her face bright red with momentum that she is likely to hear an explosion shortly afterwards.

"Hiya!?

"Huh!?

Alice, who turned bright red like a boiled octopus, screams shortly afterwards and rushes to the counter with great momentum.

And I fished the counter with the momentum to turn back, a little white mask...... is it called an opera mask? Remove the shaped mask with the top hidden from your nose, and in a great panic, put it on your face and exhale like a hoe.

"... uh..."

"Shh, excuse me. I've been facing each other for a long time... and I can't talk properly..."

"... are you okay with that mask?

"Yeah, it's safe if your face is hidden for about half the time."

Apparently, Alice is an extreme lighter with a bare face only and can't talk properly without something to cover her face.

So they wore it until earlier... No, well, it doesn't look like they need to be worn, but let's not go into that area.

"I mean... what do you do all of a sudden, Mr. Kite!! Girls stripping in the middle of the day like this, or what kind of cattle king is that?!

"Yes, no, what the hell happened to me too...... well, don't say it in a misleading way!! Though I guess I just took my clothes off!

"No, no, I personally feel so dirty! I can't go to your wife anymore!!

With the opera mask on, Alice gets stuffed like a blaze when she gets back on track.

But even for me, I don't know why I just touched it and it bounced off my clothes, so it's almost like a story.

However, I feel a little bored because of the change in appearance of the girl from wearing the clothes and the earlier screams.

"... buy five products"

"A little more, would you like to take it off? Whatever, open your chest a little..."

Take my word for squealing like I gave up, and Alice instantly shines her eyes.

... I think I've already figured out how to handle it, even though we've just met. In other words, it is a clear palm return.

Dear Mother, Father - Alice is wimpy and forceful, a lighter and a money-keeper. I had a quick story - it was a great freak.