How did this happen?

"I always thought I should settle with you once."

"Heh ~ Just keep running, will you? If you don't want to lose...... hey?

"Hehe, that's really funny. You're a brilliant man, Chartier."

"Haha, shouldn't I say something too cool? Funny, isn't it? Mr. Ein."

"... hehe"

"... haha"

Both smiling, Mr. Ain and Alice scattering sparks in front of me. There's a cold sweat on my back in the atmosphere that I'm carrying both at my back.

Even Cro doesn't pinch his mouth to the detour, alternating between Oro and the two of them.

"... kite... tea... go ahead"

"Oh, thank you"

But in that, only Mr. Isis drives normally. He offered me some tea with a cute smile on his face.

The beginning of the thing in the first place happened just a short while ago... when we came back to the lodging together after sleeping on a clo knee pillow for about an hour.

Mr. Isis joined us and we were all supposed to have dinner......

"Then, Master Chrome, I will prepare dinner."

"Yeah. Nice to meet you."

Yes, Alice shrugged when Mr. Ain tried to make dinner in the kitchen in a very natural flow, when he appeared.

"... what shall I make? I'm familiar with Mr. Kite's tastes."

"... Chartier? I mean, do you mind if I take it as a challenge to me?

"Heh? No, I didn't fight and sell it to Mr. Ain. Ein would prepare a very luxurious and delicious meal, and I'm looking forward to it... well, it wouldn't be nice if it were luxurious."

"... ho?

From around there, some disturbing air began to flow. Perhaps it was at this moment that the spark scattered at the beginning.

"... quite an interesting joke. So you're saying you're better than me, the maid?

"No, that's not true - well, I'd be better up there in terms of cooking food for Mr. Kite to eat..."

"... Ah, Ein? Shit, Chartier?

Crowe also figured out how they were doing, tried to put in a follow up... but it's too late.

"Hey, Cro? Are these two close?

"That's not true! I mean, I've never had a fight before!? Usually, Chartier doesn't get this far..."

Apparently, that doesn't mean Mr. Ain and Alice are particularly unfriendly. Talking about Cro, even in these kinds of air, Alice seems to pull better... but this time I'm involved, and Alice is being mean to me.

... What shall we do?

And right now, there are two cooking tables in front of me, like the one used on the cooking show, each with Mr. Ain and Alice standing. It feels like a culinary showdown.

"... are you okay with such ingredients? Chartier."

"... it's not good if the ingredients are luxurious. I have a perfect grasp of Mr. Kite's taste! It's a batch of shi until the episode I once cried over eating peppers!

"How do you know?!?

Really, my privacy. Where are you? Why is black history spreading every now and again!?

Funny, it's supposed to be a confrontation between Mr. Ain and Alice, but why is the damage coming this way? This isn't the case if the guardian (Chro) is sitting next to me with the face he gave up and eating baby castella!?

"... Fi..."

And why is Mr. Isis doing something like refereeing too!? I can't keep up with this flow anymore!?

Together with Mr. Isis' voice, they move out simultaneously.

Ain't going to cut a ton of ingredients between blinks and give it a look that seems complicated. Alice cooks many knives as they are used splendidly.

Honestly, I don't see either of them too soon, but they're probably mutual offense...... is that it?

"... you do it. Chartier, the boulder. I recognized each other."

"Ain't you a boulder... boulder, a maid of honor"

... Well, I have a lot to say... but as a matter of course, don't use the word maid in the sense of superman. Because it's just Mr. Ain't such a monster.

I don't know, but something seems to be happening that recognizes each other and fought incandescently.

A white container and a spoon are placed in front of me looking at it.

"... yes... kite"

"Huh? Mr. Isis? What about me?"

"... Gratin... for Kite... I made it..."

"Oh, thank you...... is that it?

Something doesn't feel right. I wonder why Isis, who was doing something like refereeing just now, has offered Gratin as a matter of course?

Or this gratin...... when the hell did you make it?

"... because kite is coming... I was making"

"Oh, I see... that's why Mr. Isis joined us later"

"... yeah"

When I arrived at this accommodation, I didn't see Mr. Isis because he was making a gratin for me.

Yeah, I'm alle... glad. I don't have the option of not eating.

"... yes... ahhh"

"... Now, it's done - Isis!?

"I can do this one too - what!?

At a time when Mr. Isis had been giving Nico a spoon with a smile, Ain and Alice had finished cooking too...... I opened my eyes in amazement when I saw Mr. Isis.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Isis? Oh, my God..."

"… Gratin"

"No, it's not, you know, the battle between me and Chartier..."

"... and everyone's share... do you?

"... is that right..."

It seems Isis didn't really understand the match between Ein and Alice. I certainly didn't say anything direct, and both said it like a distant dislike......

And I was dismayed and dropped my shoulders when they both lost their poison to Mr. Pure Isis' smile.

Cro who was watching it takes the blue flag out of nowhere and declares it.

"... this is, uhh... Isis wins!

"... what?

"Dinner showdown for Kite"

"... yeah?... I don't know... I won"

After telling Cotten and tilting his neck, Mr. Isis turns to Mr. Ain and Alice and smiles adorably.

"... and Chartier and Ain... eat?... when we eat together... more... yummy"

"... Copy that. By the way, Ain't that food looking delicious? Let me eat."

"... I don't mind. Instead, we will also eat your dishes."

After receiving the wish of Isis without a back table and smiling bitterly without either, Alice and Ain will also have a chair. Mr. Ain then moved his eyes chillingly toward Kro, making sure Kro nodded before sitting in his seat.

Of course Crowe got rid of the baby castella and started smiling at Mr. Isis' made gratin.

Dear Mother, Father - It was a culinary confrontation between Ain and Alice that started with unexpected things, but in the end I couldn't settle. However, when I looked at the two people who seemed to have some fun, Crowe was right - I thought it would be okay for Mr. Isis to win.