Amusement park created by Mr. Ciro. Of course I expected it to be out of common sense...... the jet coaster running '10 + minutes at 10 times the speed of sound'...... I hadn't imagined it for a bit.

I didn't see the view at all, but maybe I even went into different spaces along the way because the size I was seeing from the outside and the actual driving time didn't match.

Well, thanks to Mr. Ciro's blessing, or did Alice hit me in the hand. The impact of hitting my body was about a regular jet coaster, but it's an honest feeling that I was too fast to know what it was anyway.

"Hmm, maybe it's a good idea to take your time to see the view"

"... why are you drinking tea..."

"Should I have given you a quick man's share, too?

"No, because I can only see the development on my face..."

It was a desperate rate for me, but it seemed rather slow for Mr. Shiro, who had a teacup of tea in his hand when he reached the end point.

Or if you look closely, Mr. Shiro doesn't have anything guarding on him, he's just sitting there normally. It's a sight to feel the difference in specs again.

"... Mr. Shiro, please make it a little more calm attraction next time"

"Okay. Now let's make it a haunted mansion."

Haunted Mansion... this is another classic in the classic. And you can call it an attraction with no intense movement, as I requested.

Not that I'm particularly bad at aunts, but if Alice performs it, it seems pretty enjoyable.

The haunted mansion that came with Mr. Shiro was a Western-style haunted mansion designed to mimic a western hall...... it was an image of a horror house or something.

The interior is slightly limp, I can even hear the rattlesnake and the windows shaking, and the atmosphere is pretty good.

"Wow..."

"Wow!?

A little further down the aisle, I slowly approached this way with a voice that sounded like a zombie appearing and sounding real enough to pull.

This is, quite... that's Alice. Honestly, I'm a little scared.

Shortly after I was surprised by the more realistic performances than I thought, Mr. Shiro, who was next door, slowly pointed his index finger at the approaching zombie... releasing the 'polar beam' from his fingertips - hey!? Yeah yeah!?

"Ugh!?

Huh? Hey, what are you doing, Mr. Ciro? Why did you turn off the zombies so they could flow?

Alice appeared in front of us shortly afterwards when she was stunned by Mr. Shiro's actions, which were too unexpected.

"What are you doing, you fucking goddess!? Why beam at the encounter!? If it wasn't for me, I'd be wiped out!!

"... isn't haunted mansion an attraction that knocks out the haunts that come out and moves on?

"I don't suppose it's such a violence-attraction! No, even assuming it's that kind of hobby attraction, there's no way you'd let 'the beam that extinguishes you in atomic units' go and knock you down!! Hey, seriously... it's life-threatening... study the contents as well as the skin"

"Hmm."

Alice is absolutely right about this. Mr. Ciro, if you look at my memory, you know what kind of attraction it is, don't you? Study properly.

"Okay."

That's what Mr. Shiro looks at me for. And a little bit later he nodded as if he was convinced of something, and turned back to Alice.

"No problem. I understand everything."

"... something? This unlikely anxiety... well, fine."

Alice had a slightly dissatisfied look on her face, but for now she disappeared whether she trusted the word that Mr. Shiro had no problems.

"Okay, Mr. Fast Guy. Let's do it again."

"Oh yes...... are you sure you're okay?

"No problem. I understood perfectly what I should be doing here."

Somehow, I feel the same way about Alice. What is it? This unlikely anxiety...

Well, in the meantime, when I decided to get back on my mind and move on with the haunted mansion, now haunted like Frankenstein walked over here with an axe in one hand.

This is also quite complete again......

"Gee, I'm scared"

……

……

I've never heard a white dialogue so far. I don't know what the hell to do about Mr. Shiro, who has clinging to me with a faceless and unchallenged voice saying "Come on".

Or Frankenstein is also stubborn and rigid......

Uh, this is... what am I supposed to do? Mr. Shiro is looking at this one with a flicker as he clings to me, so I guess he wants something...

No, to be honest, I know what Mr. Shiro wants me to say... but he's hesitating because it's too unrealistic a word.

But it's me, isn't it? You're the one who won't leave me if I don't tell you this, right?

"... that's okay. I'll protect you from Shiro."

"Thank you. You can count on Hayato."

I protect Mr. Shiro...... I said it myself and I almost laughed at the lack of much persuasion.

Anyway, this made Mr. Shiro seem satisfied and away from me, and then he cleared the haunted mansion lightly, without taking any particular action against the haunts.

Walking out of the haunted mansion and holding hands with Mr. Shiro, Mr. Shiro opened his mouth in something serious.

"... you can't stay like this"

"Huh? What is it?

"I noticed in one of the earlier haunted mansions. There's something missing from this date."

"Was it something missing? What is it?

I don't know how many times, but I have a bad feeling.

"... 'Love Love Love Degree' is not enough"

"Ha ha..."

Look, I started saying weird things again.

"Me and Mr. Fast Guy are a couple. And dating in the amusement park...... I think we should have more flirting happenings"

……

I mentioned Icharab or something, you god... and I don't have Icharab, but I have Happenings all the way from the beginning.

"So, Alice. Try to help me and Mr. Hayato naturally migrate to Love Deployment."

"... why do I have to follow you that far? That's not a prior contract. Don't throw a round at me, do it yourself"

"Well, give me a little ear, by the way"

"... something? No more concessions..."

Alice appeared summoned by Mr. Ciro, but she was answering with an overtly dissatisfied look. But Mr. Shiro didn't seem to care at all, and somehow began to ear to Alice.

I could already read the developments... they'll definitely acquire him.

"... Huh? Are you serious?

"No two words"

"... you have no choice. Leave this love master thing to Alice!

I'll take care of it.

A self-proclaimed romantic master with hundreds of thousands of years of virginity who did not betray expectations and was bought with clams.

No. This is too strong for Mr. Shiro, who remembered the takeover... the worst tag ever was born. I am very anxious about the developments ahead.