One afternoon, I came to Elise's divination shop, which I had visited before. Elise and I, unfortunately, still can't even say that we're close, but we know each other well enough, but we got great tips in our battle with Shiro, so we took a trip to the store to say hello and thank you...

"... a human being."

"Hello, Mr. Elise"

It is this blatantly unpleasant face from the encounter. They don't hate me, but they think I'm a bothersome opponent.

... You don't hate me, do you? It's probably okay, 'cause it doesn't convey that much disgust emotion, right?

"Yes, yes, hello. I mean, human, it's been a long time. Months or years, I don't think I saw your face."

"Ah, yes. Uh... as I was told before, after a little confrontation with God, I was back in the other world for a while."

"... I don't know what you're talking about. In the meantime... I understand it's the same cod condition as always"

"Aha, haha"

I really don't have to say it myself and wonder what's wrong with you. Unfortunately, however, it is all true.

"Nevertheless, it's a good time to get angry for nothing"

"Yes?"

"This still makes my shop popular there. If I had any other guests, I would have driven back the humans... unfortunately my legs are just broken and I can't drive them back because it's the right time to take a break"

"Ha ha..."

Somehow, they don't have to be pushed back for now.

"Well, fine. Mr. Humans, I'd like you to turn the bill on the door there for a moment."

"Huh? Ah, yes"

"Then we're going to sit somewhere in the right chair. Mr. Human, would you like a cup of coffee? Or I don't like tea and I only keep coffee, so I don't accept complaints."

Having said that, Elise pulled into the back of the store and came back with two cups of coffee for a little while. And he put that coffee on the table for fortune telling me to sit down with my hands.

Uh-huh, this is how you treat me to coffee... doesn't that mean they hate me?

"So, what did humans wear today?

"Oh, uh... thanks to Elise's fortune, I wanted to thank you for that because I was so helpful"

"Nothing is fine. Fortune is my business. I was thankful when I got paid as consideration... no, speaking of which... I didn't take money from a human. Well, I guess I'll be thanking you."

"Ha... uh, that helped. Thank you."

You're welcome.

Mr. Elise is somehow a bit of a unique person. You're just talking and you don't feel bad... rather fun.

While smiling unwittingly and painfully at the slightest odd rhetoric, when she uttered a word of thanks, Mr. Elise nodded satisfactorily before drinking coffee.

"So what do you mean, you ended up fighting God or you went back to another world? I'll explain it right around there."

"Oh, right. Eh, where shall we talk from..."

I feel like they think it's a hassle, and they haven't called me by name yet... but there again, it doesn't look like Mr. Elise hates me.

I know you haven't reached the point where you can think of me as a friend, but at least to the point where you pick me as your resting talker......

After a short chat with the fast man, Elise told him the break was over and let the fast man go home. And as usual, waiting for a sitter to come to the chair in the store, the door opened roughly and a few guys came into the store who looked like they were galloping badly.

"Welcome!

"Oh... let me take a look"

"Yes, please take your time"

Elise responds with a bright smile, not the troublesome face she was pointing at against the fast guy earlier, but against the galloping bad guy as well. After a short answer to such an elise, the men approach the shelves lined with amulets and other products.

And......

"Oops, my hand slipped"

"Ah..."

"Sorry, shopkeeper, I knocked down the shelves."

"No, are you hurt?

With a nigga and a mean grin, the men knock down shelves lined with merchandise saying their hands slipped, and repeatedly step on merchandise saying their feet slipped.

That's obvious harassment...... I'm only offering my apologies with my mouth, but that look doesn't seem like I'm sorry at all.

But against those people, Elise keeps smiling and responding. Elise is very cautious, as she says, and does not purposefully imitate enemies or make things rough.

Just keep your sales smile afloat and wait for the storm to pass as you worry about the men's injuries from time to time.

Because I understood that the men would do nothing more than accidentally knock down shelves and destroy merchandise because this store is on the main street of Wang Du...

As expected, the men tell Elise after roughing up the store with a hella grin.

"No - bad for you, shopkeeper. We're a little dodgy. You've bothered me...... I'm going home today. This is for repairs. I don't need fishing. Just tease me."

"And it was a good store, I couldn't find anything I wanted to buy, but I'll come back tomorrow"

"Oh, right. It's a good place to go every day."

The men said it was the repair bill and gave Elise some money for the kid's allowance...... of course I couldn't say it was at all commensurate with the loss, then laughed happily and left the store behind.

Elise doesn't complain about the money she's given, she drops off the men. Because I knew complaining about the amount would be even more troublesome.

And when I come back...... warning...... no, staring at the door where the men who had left with words like blackmail... the smile disappeared from that look.

"... you're out"

After squealing so much, Elise gently plays her fingers, the shelves that were falling and the scattered products return to their original positions, and at the same time the door of the store is locked.

And Elise took a little magic fixture out of her pocket and put magic into it.

'Yes, yes, what is it?

"... Dear Chartier, do you mean you owe me one, including even post-processing? Oh, you don't have to have a boring exchange. It's not like you don't have the information. Just give me the information."

'Fine... I only came to your store as a chimp hired for gold. Daimoto is on the same boulevard... from there it is a new store about 150m south. Looks like your store with the business details was in the way.'

Using magic equipment for communication that connects directly to the Lord Chartier, which is only given to executives under the Phantom King, Elise gets information on the masterminds of those who visited the store earlier.

And after I heard that, I held a black tarot card in my hand with my cold eyes.

'As always, you act fast and you have no forgiveness... the person who got your hands on you looks pathetic'

"Naturally. You know Master Chartier, don't you? I'm a cautious person. Bugs that could even slightly threaten my tranquillity are… immediately and thoroughly crushed."

'Scary Scary... Well, that's why I'm using you as my executive'

"Really nice annoyance, but just a little thanks now"

As he always speaks, Elise is a cautious man. She basically has nothing hostile to anyone, or more intimate than she needs to be.

Treat others with multiple cats on them and rarely show them inside their bellies.

Elise has extremely dry thoughts and her peace is the priority… with regard to those who threaten it, those who could threaten it, erase it immediately as soon as she finds it.

And the day after that...... a few people and a chimp went missing, and one store that had just been built on the boulevard...... was set to close abruptly, but with wonder...... 'Did someone manipulate the information'...... it was never a big topic either.

A few days later, at Elise's store, which was open as usual, Elise, the shopkeeper, had an overtly unpleasant look on her face.

"... Wow, here we go again. Are you free, Mr. Human?

"Oh, haha...... no, I brought some sweets to thank you for the coffee I used to get"

"Disciplined. Yeah, it's a hard reason to push back. Damn, I really feel like cursing my bad luck for getting to know a human being... oh, I sit around appropriately"

Even though the Happy Man doesn't hate Elise, he seems to think he's neglected... it's a big mistake.

In the first place, Elise treats most of her opponents with multiple cats on. In a polite tone that is not obvious, it does not imitate making enemies.

Few people she treats with a spicy attitude. Specifically only two are the Lord, Chartier, and the Fast Man.

It is also evidence that Elise shows her inside her belly and that she trusts her opponent to do evil. A very great trust from a carefree girlfriend that even if she showed herself the vegetarian, this opponent would not be an enemy that threatened her peace.

The fact that she had her dreams held back in the best possible way, and the character of a happy person that she perceived several times in contact with a person who was good at seeing her eyes.

After adding them, the fast guy for her is... well, the one who doesn't bring trouble, but likes it a lot.

By the way, she called the Happy Man a "human being," and she's not willing to fix it either... because she thinks it's okay because the only person who calls it that is the Happy Man, so she can distinguish it from the rest.

"Mr. Human, it's just lunch time. It's not much different to make one or two, so you should eat it."

"Heh? Oh, yes. Thank you."

"Aside from considering it, I'll ask you once and for all. Do you have any food you don't like?

"... I'm a pepper"

"... you're a big narcissist and you're like a child"

"Ugh."

"Well, you'd be lucky to be human, but I don't plan on using peppers. I'll be right back."

Speaking in a poisonous tone, there was a slight grin on Elise's mouth heading into the kitchen.