I, Yan Ye, want to marry Shichen’s daughter

"To the west? Baishili?" Luo Tianyi's expression suddenly changed when he heard Yan Ye's words, he immediately took out a map from his pocket, and looked at Feng Xue with weird eyes: "Your goal is that Only stone spirit?"

"Is it so obvious?" Yan Ye grinned, but Luo Tianyi shook his head. "It's not obvious, but I have a map in my hand. The most important place to the west here is the Five Elements Mountain, but that one The stone spirit is related to the change of local rights, do you really want to move?"

"I didn't plan to eat, I just wanted to let him out." Yan Ye shook his head, there was no need to explain some things.

"It doesn't matter if you want to put it down, but this is offending the local Buddhist forces. According to information hundreds of years ago, the strength of the helm of that force is about level 1400, followed by a few level 1000 guys, going down seven or eight. There are countless hundreds of ranks. Although we can't beat us, we can leave directly, but is it a pity that we finally come and go back like this?" Luo Tianyi sensibly persuaded, the potential meaning is nothing more than to play first and wait until eating Enough is enough to play, come back and let people go.

"It doesn't matter, I hate the monk anyway." Yan Ye shook his head indifferently, Luo Tianyi suddenly became speechless.

"Don't let my grandpa hear you!"

"Do you think your grandpa looks like a monk?" Yan Ye rolled his eyes and Luo Tianyi was speechless. After holding back for a long time, he said in a somewhat helpless tone: "Wearing like a monk..."

"It doesn't matter whether it's troublesome or not. The important thing is, does the monk have something delicious?" Youyouzi has no real feelings about the conversation between the two. In fact, she is the best player in the team of four, but she is always alive. If you meet her, you have to give three points. If it is dead... Well, you can kneel and please peace.

"Yes, those monks especially like to raise monsters as pets, and each one is so rich that they will definitely not be as dry and firewood as game!"

Hearing Yan Ye's words, You Youzi immediately seemed to have eaten Dali pills, and the whole person became excited, as if he couldn't wait to catch a few monks and exchange them for monsters!

ps1: If you say that Yutu is not worthy of comparison, please understand the origin,

First of all, Emperor Jun and Xihe gave birth to the ten sun gods, and Changxi gave birth to the gods of December Liang.

The ten sun gods gradually evolved into the golden crow in the later mythology and were shot by Da Yi, while the jade rabbit is because the birth cycle is exactly the same as one month, and they always give birth at night, so they have contact with the moon and are promoted to December. God.

Golden Crow and Jade Rabbit are at the same level, and Golden Crow and Dragon are at the same level, so why can't Jade Rabbit be at the same level as Dragon?Of course you have to say that Golden Crow is a star, Yutu is a satellite, then when I didn’t say...

Secondly, don't underestimate reproduction worship, or that reproduction worship is the most important component in ancient mythology. The jade rabbit has reproduction worship part in it, which can already explain its status.

By the way, the dragon itself is also a manifestation of reproduction worship. There is no lack of the word "cooperation" in the legend about the dragon. Co-authored dragon reproduction worship is high, and rabbit reproduction worship is low?

Secondly, the dragon was just a kind of totem in ancient times. It is no problem to describe the strength and change, but it is not necessary to say that the status is noble. The clothes of the early emperors were twelve chapters. In addition to the dragon, the sun Yuexingchen and Huachong (birds with gorgeous feathers such as pheasants) are also among them, so it is not a problem to say that Phoenix, Golden Crow, and Yutu are side by side.

ps2: The weird guy who replied to the hero, there is still a dawdling in the full set, the so-called ear and temples, uh uh... The Dream of Red Mansions is indeed Ben Xiao Liu Bei.

Chapter 583 Finding Differences

"This is the Five Elements Mountain? It looks really awkward." Luo Tianyi looked up and looked at the mountains that were not connected, as if the mountain tops rising from the ground, with a look of wonder on his face, the magical and physical skills. The difference is particularly obvious here. If you want to create a mountain, let alone the abbot of Yamei Die, even Luo Tianyi himself is fine, but if you want to precisely suppress people underneath, one pressure is five hundred. Years, this is really impossible.

Although they won’t rise in the clouds and drive the fog, there is no threat to the mere mountain roads. They did not encounter the Orion God Erlang along the way. By 5 o’clock in the afternoon, they had already arrived at the foot of the mountain twice, and Yan Ye’s stand-in had also found the monkey. Where.

After all, a thing whose whole body is stuck in a stone except for the head is not a monkey, is it still a tortoise?

However, the four of Yan Ye had already discussed in advance, pretending to not find him, just a few meters away from the monkey's head, but because of vision problems, he couldn't see his position, and they started cooking.

Beef bone soup base with tiger meat stewed into a soup, sirloin and potatoes are braised together, bear meat is minced and mixed with schisandra and other seasonings to make croquettes. Although they seem to take a lot of time, they are internally powerful. With assistance, it only took half an hour before the three demons turned into three pots of dishes.

Yan Ye’s cooking skills are so good. After deliberately putting on the fragrance, the fragrance spreads over the entire mountain almost instantly. The fragrance is full of meat, accompanied by a little bit of demon power after being purified. For any creature, It can be regarded as a great tonic. If an ordinary beast takes a bite, it will unlock its spiritual intelligence. If a monster eats it directly, it can increase a lot of skill. Even if you find a tree to bury it, the one in the next few years The tree is afraid that it will start to become refined.

The taste of Zhejiang province drifted farther and farther, and after a short while, the sound of thunder came from my ears

"Guru, Guru..."

"Who?" Yan Ye pretended to be taken aback, turned to look at the source of the sound, and saw a monkey head stuck in the mountain with a desire for food in his eyes.

"Uh, why is there a monkey...Is it stuck in it when climbing a mountain?" Yan Ye scratched his head, and his acting broke out a bit, "Anyway, getting stuck here is a death. simply……"

"Boy, I'm not an ordinary monkey... Forget it..." The monkey head probably wanted to introduce himself, but then shook his head again. Yan Ye could see that the five-hundred-year prison life was indeed Let this monkey wear off a lot of his sharp edge, facing a guy who wants to eat himself, he doesn't even mean to introduce himself.

"Eh, you can talk?" Yan Ye's acting soul broke out completely, and when he leaned to the side of the mountain, he shouted at a distance: "Tianyi! Youyouzi! I found a talking person! monkey!"

Hearing the call of Yan Ye, the three people who had already aligned their lines walked around the three pots. As the food approached, the fragrance became more and more intense, and the roar from the mountain's belly became more and more intense. Loud.

"Are you hungry?" Yan Ye tried to talk to Monkey King. Monkey King blinked and looked unbearable: "My old Sun hasn't eaten anything serious in five hundred years."

"Five hundred years? Then are you a monster?" Youyouzi widened his eyes when he heard the words, and looked at the monkey curiously. The three monsters before were all delicious. This guy doesn't know how it tastes...

Probably he was a little uncomfortable with the strange look in You Youzi's eyes. Monkey King shook his head and shook his head to avoid that line of sight. Yan Ye smiled in his heart when he saw this, and then took a meatloaf and placed it in front of Monkey King.

"It's not easy to be hungry for five hundred years. I invite you to eat meatloaf. By the way, the monster's intestines and stomach problems shouldn't be so easy, right?"

"It's not in the way! It's not in the way!" When Monkey King saw the meatloaf, his eyes suddenly gleamed. This is not an adjective, but it really shines. Not to mention that he hasn't eaten serious things for hundreds of years. Ordinary people eat instant noodles for a month. , Will your eyes glow green when you see a serious meal?

But just when Monkey King was about to lower his head to eat the cake, a smoke suddenly rose from the ground, and an old man with a cane got out of thin air and stopped Yan Ye’s hand that was handing the meat cake.

"Wait!"

"What kind of stuff are you?" Yan Ye obviously has no liking for this land, and said unceremoniously: "If you have something to say, don't disturb me eating!"

"The old body is the local land. I have been ordered to take care of the demon monkey again..." Land looked at Yan Ye's words and confirmed that he only had the internal power of a gangster, but there was no fluctuation in mana. It was assumed that this person was just an ordinary gangster. , Could not help showing an arrogance.

"Oh, look at it then." Yan Ye rolled his eyes, but the meatloaf in his hand was delivered to the monkey's mouth. When the monkey saw it, he suddenly became happy, grinned provocatively at the land, and then bit on the meat. On the cake.

The rich gravy and the right fishy smell not only did not cause offense, but also increased the impact of the bear meat itself. The sauce wrapped in the bean coat under the deep-fried powder began to burst in the mouth as it was chewed, and it was even more delicious. Monkeys can also experience it.

Monkey King was a little dumbfounded by the impact of this bite of meatloaf, but the land god next to him was angry in his eyes

"you you……"

"What's wrong with me?" Yan Ye turned his head, his expression was very calm, but the indisputable feeling made the land take two steps back suddenly.

Even without any mana, he is not the opponent of this guy!

The land is a grassroots civil servant anyway. Don’t have to do it. The ability to meet people to order food is first-class. When he finds that this person is not easy to deal with, he immediately softens his tone and begins to skillfully use tiger skins.

"The heroes don't know. This demon monkey committed a serious crime five hundred years ago, but the Buddha himself suppressed it. This is a bad rule."

"Even if you are in jail, you have to eat and drink? You have been hungry for five hundred years, and you are not allowed to buy him a good meal?" Yan Ye raised his eyebrows, and the monkeys in the TV series version of Journey to the West still lost two It’s a fruit, but in fact, the shepherd boy in the original work just picked firewood and vegetables near Monkey King. There was no communication. Even without the bonus of the three words Monkey King, the empathy of being hungry alone made Yan Ye feel the same. Take this land upset.

"The heroes don't know. This demon monkey hasn't eaten or drank in five hundred years. It's just that the Tathagata has orders and can only eat this iron pill and copper juice..." The land took out a bag and shook it, but Yan Ye stared. , He pulled the sac into his hand and opened it, but it was a bag of iron eggs...

ps: The food department can't suppress the enemy like the spell department, but they don't need it either. Isn't it beautiful to slap people into the heart of the earth?

Chapter 584 Strange Demon

Lord Die was digested by the copper balls stuffed by Yan Ye, and Yan Ye flicked the jade pendant around his waist. Three Sombra Corps immediately appeared beside him, took a portion of food, and served the monkeys. Eat it up.

The monkey hadn't eaten anything serious for hundreds of years, and now he encountered a delicacy that he hadn't seen at such a flat peach banquet. It was a gobbler, Yan Ye didn't care, turned around and ate with his wife and maid.

"This sirloin is not fully simmered! Are you lazy?" Luo Tianyi complained when Yan Ye came over and picked up a piece of sirloin, but You Youzi tilted his head when he heard that, "Is there? It's delicious?"

Yan Ye is still very confident in Luo Tianyi’s tongue. After all, it’s his natural taste to know what the other person has eaten from morning to night with a kiss, but when he makes sirloin, he doesn’t mean to be perfunctory. The best sirloin is also selected.

This piece of meat is located between the ribs (pits) of the front breast and the diaphragm of the belly (sweet belly). The weight is very small, because it is wrapped in soft gel, it is crispy and soft, with a strong and fragrant taste. , Can be said to be the best parts of the sirloin, if it weren't for the huge bull demon, I'm afraid it wouldn't be enough for five people.

It's just that since Luo Tianyi said it was bad, he naturally wouldn't neglect, and immediately took a piece and sent it into his mouth.

The fragrant and slightly spicy sauce melted on the tip of the tongue for the first time, and then, the beef and the teeth began to date, the soft gel texture and fat feeling bloomed in the opening and closing of the teeth, and the fragrant gravy was mixed. The muscle fibers disintegrate, in popular terms, it is the kind of sensation that makes your teeth itchy, and you can’t wait to bite it down one bite after another.