I, Yan Ye, want to marry Shichen’s daughter

"It's incomparable." Yan Ye waved his hand and shook his head modestly. Who knows whether the old prince of this world is a crystallization of faith similar to the heroic spirit, or is it really a clone or backhand left by the Taoist ancestor back then. The former is nothing more than the latter, if it is the latter, it really dare not compare.

After all, the big guy of this kind of specification may still be in a corner of the food world.

As the saying goes, longevity is the fool’s poison. There is no great wisdom. Excessive life will only lead to self-destruction. Of course, this great wisdom does not necessarily mean smartness. If you can adapt to a problem and think for decades, you will get a sleep. The longevity concept of time that sleeps for hundreds of years is not a manifestation of wisdom.

And Dao ancestors, such a big man, undoubtedly have great wisdom, and as long as you think about the time of these thousands of years, Dao ancestors are still constantly improving, and constantly pursuing the Tao in his heart, Yan Ye will take it from the bottom of his heart. Three big characters-can't afford it.

As the so-called monkey spirit monkey spirit, Monkey King’s shrewdness is not inferior to that of others. He seems to see that Yan Ye is a little jealous, so he immediately skipped over this topic, and the conversation turned around, but he said a little gossip: "Brother, you wife and child. How come the hot-kang-headed people come to this poor country?"

"We're here to find something to eat!" Youyouzi muttered as she chewed a piece of beef with soy sauce."But this bull monster tastes just so good that it doesn't match the bottom of the bodhisattva pot. If the bearded bull still has it, it will definitely taste better than this!"

"Normal?" Monkey King's eyes stared like his elder brother's egg. Is this average?Wasn't my old grandson eating pig food before? So he waved his hand and said with a helpless expression: "If this is also average, then you can only find dragon liver and phoenix marrow."

"I already have a dragon. I'm planning to find a worthy bird to make a dragon and phoenix soup." Yan Ye smiled and nodded. "I heard that there is a lion tuoling to the west. There is a monster there, which belongs to the Buddha. Maternal uncle, it is Phoenix's son, I am going to use it to stew the soup."

"Buddha's mother-in-law? So the old Tathagata also has a mother-in-law?" The monkey raised his eyebrows, and the golden eyelid blinked, as if he had heard some news about challenging the Three Views, but after another thought, the Buddha has There is no relative, Laozi has a relationship with him, so he puts the problem on the point in a blink of an eye

"I want to go too!"

"No." Yan Ye turned his head and refused very decisively.

"Don't!" The monkey was not annoyed when he was rejected. He just walked around to Yan Ye's side with a smiling face, "You want to eat Buddha's mother-in-law, can he not trouble you? I'll follow along and give Are you a helper?"

Yan Ye curled his lips when he heard this. My wife and I came here for our honeymoon. What is it to take you a monkey?

Of course, you can’t say this clearly, otherwise, with the shameless look in the original monkey book, you might really follow him up, so this Yan Ye rolled his eyes, and then rubbed out a three-point look like him. The old man: "I am not afraid of hurting your self-esteem, but as far as your current level, that is, the slap of the Tathagata Buddha, taking you on will kill your life. It is better to practice the three tricks I gave you. , When will the stick technique be cultivated to the true meaning and win the incarnation I left behind, you can follow along. Anyway, we plan to eat it all the way. It will take a year or a half. So much time is enough for you to practice. Do not?"

"Of course, who do you think I am?" Sun Monkey is an unbearable temper. Hearing what Yan Ye said, he said that it took only three years for him to learn Taiyi Jinxian (the original book The Method of Cultivating Longevity) ·I have planted nasturtiums in the fire for three years, but 72 changes, somersaults, and even learning in seconds. It's done, now Long Aotian dare not write like that), not to mention the small stick method, so he stalked his neck and said: "Look at it! My grandson will definitely kill you within half a year. This avatar!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he turned into gravel and got into the humanoid avatar, and walked towards the valley, and then he remembered the sound of iron pounding again.

Yan Ye saw that the monkey was angry, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, but this incarnation was different from the incarnation of this world. It was a phosphorus-like entity pinched out by the power of existence, although it was inferior in terms of physique and fighting ability. But in terms of martial arts, it perfectly replicates Yan Ye’s mental skills. Except for the inability to use the three moves of the world due to memory problems, other skills are not bad. If the monkey can really beat him, no matter it is The strength is broken, and I really understand the essence of the stick technique, at least it can reach more than a thousand combat power against people, although it is not said that it can kill the Tathagata, at least it will not be smashed as soon as they meet.

But this bang-bang sound is obviously not suitable for rest. Taking advantage of the darkness of the sky, Yan Ye drove his family for a few miles and then set up camp...

Youyouzi himself is the mobile Baiyulou. For Yanye and others, camping is actually waiting for Youyouzi to take out part of the Baiyulou and throw it in the real world. As an old house full of gentle breeze appears under the moon out of thin air, the family sits In the yard began to look up at the moon in this foreign land.

"How do you know that the Buddha's uncle is Phoenix's son?" Luo Tianyi squinted his eyes, and suddenly asked, how did Yan Ye know the information that she was born and raised in the Central Plains high-level food industry?

"Do you really think that when you went out to eat and drink in Chang'an, I patronized the body of the Dragon King of Jinghe?" Yan Ye rolled his eyes, and said directly without hitting the draft of the lie. The dragon meat of the Helong King naturally needs to think about how to match it. Even the Heavenly Court knows the dragon liver and the phoenix marrow. Of course I think of the phoenix the first time, but this heaven and earth has not been born for a long time, although the Heavenly Court has bred meat dragons and phoenixes. , But the meat quality is good, but the spirit is definitely not as good as those well-known big monsters, so I asked the Jinghe Dragon King about the more famous bird monsters, and learned that the three most famous monsters today are the Golden Winged Roc. Birds, Peacock Kings, and Ghost Cars. Ghost Cars only have a thin blood of the nine phoenixes, and they are fierce beasts, far from being worthy of the real dragon, and this King of Peacocks is now in the Western Sky, and I am afraid that he has already given up without the flesh. , Naturally there is only one golden-winged big peng bird left."

ps1: Nine-headed insects refer to the feather insects in the world without insects. The original description is: hairy feathers are spread, and the body is clustered.The radius has a size of two feet, and the length is similar to that of a horse.Two toes are sharp as hooks, and nine heads are in a circle.Unfolding the wings is extremely good at flying, and the Dapeng has no other strength; it is louder than the crane.The eyes are shining with golden light, and the air is arrogant and extraordinary.This shows that it is a nine-headed bird.

ps2: Regarding Monkey King’s planting golden lotus in the fire, the original work has a pill formula

There is no other way to cherish the cultivation of life.

Everyone is always full of energy and keeps leaking.

Stop leaking, hide in the body, you will prosper by preaching.

The recitation of the formula is so beneficial, and it is cool to ward off evil desires.

Be cool, bright and clean, so that you can admire the moon from Dantai.

When the moon hides the jade rabbit and the black crow, the turtle and snake are intertwined.

The phase is entangled, the life is strong, but it can plant golden lotus in the fire.

The five elements are used upside down, and the work is completed as Buddha and immortal.

This shows that at least when Wu Chengen wrote the book, Yutu and Jinwu were at the same level...Well, Wu Chengen should be better than modern people in this regard, right?After all, the word picking at that time was more fierce than the current kong. He was highly regarded in the literary world, so there would be no low-level mistakes of using allusions.Therefore, as far as the writing of Journey to the West is concerned, the position of dragon is not prominent, and Yutu has replaced Yuchan as the representative of the moon.

Chapter 591 The Politics of Pig Office

"Open the door, open the door!"

"Who!" Yan Ye frowned and stood up, and got up with an unhappy expression. Which two hundred and five was knocking on the door in the middle of the night in the wilderness?

It has been more than half a month since the separation from Monkey King. This barren countryside has long been outside the border of the Tang Dynasty. A house of this size is erected in the woods. Normally, I don’t come back and knock on the door. I’m afraid it’s not a blind eye. The mountain spirit wild monster meow?

"Whoever he is, go and see..." Luo Tianyi unceremoniously kicked Yan Ye out of bed, quickly picked up his clothes and put on them. In the evening, he had a meal of stewed pheasant with old ginseng. She's so excited, if there is nothing wrong with her, she would have to punch it with two small biscuits!

...

However, Yan Ye waited for Tianyi and You Youzi to get dressed, and then walked a few steps to the gate of the yard, and when he looked up, he saw a squinting black-faced hairy monster calling for the door with a big gun.

"Where's the monster? I'm impatient?" Yan Ye was so angry at this time, and she came to the door with her fist. A trace of anger flashed across the face of the black-faced monster, and a fat-headed but big-eared person next to it. He squeezed him away with a fat body, bowed, and said in a simple and honest tone: "We are the disciples of the sacred monks of the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Because we went to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures, we passed this mountain and was taken by the King Huang Feng to my master. , We haven’t been saved yet, it’s getting late, I’m here to attach a loan for a night, it is convenient and convenient..."

"It's convenient for you..." Yan Ye said halfway, his face suddenly straightened, and Zhu Bajie, the apprentice of the holy monk, knew what was this black-faced furry monster?

In other words... it's not the black bear spirit of Guanyin Temple, right?

Monkey Sun asked him to let him go, so Guan Yin set the black bear to the monk as a bodyguard?

But he didn't have to get used to these two, his eyes rolled:

"You two don't even have a personal personality. How do I know that you are a ghost or a ghost? What's more, it is inconvenient and inconvenient to have a female family at home."

"You guys are so ignorant, my brother pig tells you the truth, you don't listen, can it be that my steel gun is not strong?" The black bear spirit pushed away Zhu Bajie, staring and roaring with Yan Ye's eyes How could I not see that Zhu Bajie was pushed away by him deliberately, presumably he wanted to use this black bear to be foolish to teach him a lesson, and then he would come out to make peace by himself.

Worthy of being a marshal in the heavens, the office politics is different.

In the original work, Zhu Bajie himself has the same combat power as Monkey King, but the monkey first got started, and he himself received the grace of Tang Seng to get out of trouble. Moreover, the criminal history of making the heavenly court means that there is absolutely no other way out. Zhu Bajie has been an executive, and his routines against the heaven and the west Men Qing understands that he is absolutely inferior to a monkey, and in the end it is impossible for everyone to become a Buddha, knowing that he will not eat that cake anyway (just like a promotion and a salary increase, there are so many establishments, it is impossible to have one Big projects will promote everyone in your field, at most one or two leaders, with backgrounds), plus you are discouraged, and naturally you will be ridiculed.

But this time is different. The first one to get started is a Tiehan Black Bear Spirit. Although he has good strength, he has no background and is not clean. It is because he stole Tang Seng’s baby hat and was caught tightly as a coolie. Operate it, it is not difficult to get the quota for enlightenment.

The black bear is strong enough, but his brain is not good enough. He just pushed him out to attract hatred. If he said a few good words, it is not difficult to get the goodwill of the Tang monk. In this way, he will be promoted and paid, become the Huanxi Buddha, and practice Huanxi Zen. , The bright future of embarking on the pinnacle of life seems not far away...

However, Zhu Bajie thought that Yan Ye might be a security guard behind Tang Seng like Liu Ding Liu Jia, but he did not expect that this was really a wild power. The black bear spirit was about to do it, and a white dragon rose into the sky. The absolute coercion of this kind immediately made Ba Jie understand that this was the idea of ​​his hand. Before he took out the nine-tooth nail rake, a knife flashed by, and the two palms of the black bear spirit had fallen to the ground.

"Going away, make money with harmony, this time I will teach you to be good, let's go!" Yan Ye picked up two huge bear paws that fell to the ground and restored to their original shape, and nodded with satisfaction. These two bear paws were compared to before. The man Xiongshan who killed him was really too strong. He raised his hand with a dehydration magic trick and put it on the shelf of the sun-drying medicine, waiting to be dried.

This black bear spirit only felt a pain in his hands, and both of his hands were gone, and he was about to get angry, but found that his hands were growing out. If it weren't for the hairlessness, he thought it was a dream!

Well, Yan Ye still has a bottom line for doing things. Although I cut your hand, I did it with Su's lettuce knife!

After all, it is a rare ingredient and cannot be mined destructively, right?

"Thank you Daxian for your mercy!" The black bear spirit saw this kind of battle for the first time, and he didn't react for a while, but Zhu Bajie watched the whole process. After the frightening light of the sword, the black bear spirit's hands went from broken to From the new growth, the whole process is the original income.

This is definitely a great power!Although I don't know which powerhouse it is!But it's definitely not something you can afford!

Zhu Bajie bends over, and the black bear spirit finally reacted. These years are too difficult to mix up. There are big guys all over the mountains and plains. There is a curse hidden in the hat if there is nothing to do. This day is impossible!

Hei Xiong Jing began to beg for mercy, but Zhu Bajie felt a little heartbroken, because he could feel that he had a gaze constantly rolling around his ears, buttocks, and hands, and suddenly the other party's skillful gesture of putting the bear's paw away sounded. Si-why does he have to cast a pig fetus in his life!Is it bad to reborn as a cat?

"I haven't instigated it, forget it..." Yan Ye mumbled softly, but Zhu Bajie was amnesty. For the first time in his life, he felt that the circle thing under his stomach could actually save his life.