Ihoujin, Dungeon ni Moguru

[03]

"You, go home."

"What?"

I was standing at my door.

Apparently he was tired after work.

"Oh, just now ---"

Looks really tired. I forgot my wife's name.

"Dinner is ready. If you wash your dirty body, please eat it."

My wife returns with no expression.

A spectacle as usual. But for some reason, I feel strange. Put your bag, wallet and cell phone in your room and go to the bathroom. The bathtub wasn't hot, so let's just shower.

"Cold"

Water. Wait for a while but stay in water.

"Wow! Isn't the water heater malfunctioning? No hot water!"

When I call my wife,

"I see, hot water?"

"Huh?"

Say something weird.

"Let's just wash it with water. Just eat dinner."

"Eh"

Something terrible. Did I make you grumpy?

For the time being, I patiently washed my body with water and left the bathroom. There is no change of clothes by blowing my body with a strangely rough bath towel.

"Hey, there's no change!"

"Yes? What is changing?"

Call my wife again,

"No, if you take a shower, take another clothes"

"I see, I don't prepare it myself."

"Yes!"

What? This feeling does not mesh. It's like talking to an alien.

Your wife was an alien? Haha, no way.

"please wait a moment"

If you wait a little bit, you can throw the exact same shirt and trousers you're wearing.

I want something more comfortable or sleepwear ... but I can't help but endure it.

"What is today's dinner?"

"here you go"

When you go to the living room,

“……………”

Raw vegetables, raw meat, raw ingredients? Maybe raw wheat? ! It also contains water-like things in a wooden cup and salt to some extent.

HM.

This is terrible.

I thought it was an unhealthy bride, but that? But it's strange.

"How about rice?"

"This is rice?"

"No, it's rice."

"Okome?"

After all it is strange. I should have been good at cooking rice without knowing other dishes.

I remember having cooked rice several times with rice for eggs. As long as you have rice, you can do anything with a suitable garnish.

that? Who made the garnish?

"Well, you. Isn't something strange today?"

"What is strange?"

"This is all, everything."

And a small footstep approaches from behind. Petari, something sticking on my back.

"Otosama"

"What?"

When I turned around, there was a little girl. The complexion is not visible because of long brown hair. He feels adorable and at the same time has an unusual eerie.

"Please open this"

There was a small box in her hand.

No, it's a cylindrical pot rather than a box. It gives a strange look.

"Why should I open it?"

"I lost my key, so open it."

"Yeah, have you lost it?"

Receive the pot and associate it with the key and remember the audio password.

"Please open it soon"

"wait a minute"

Close your voice with a sense of incongruity.

"Where is Makina ?? What is Lansir ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

"It's a failure"

A woman named her wife says.

"It's a failure"

A woman who claims to be a child says.

"I'm starting over"

The scenery is distorted.

"You, go home."

"What?"

I was standing at my door.

Apparently you were tired after work? I don't think so.

"Dai ----"

"Please take a bath and have dinner"

"Do you get it"

I was hurried by my wife's words and went to the bathroom. Outerwear and bags,

"that?"

I wasn't there anymore. I mean,

"Well, can I ask?"

"What?"

Get out of the bathroom and ask your wife.

"What is my job?"

"Dive into the dungeon. Are you an adventurer?"

"... in this style?"

Did you dive in the dungeon with these pants and shirts and Thailand?

This is me who has many question marks.

"Is it strange?"

"It's strange. Later, you have one question."

"What is it?"

Look at my wife's chest.

It looks like a balloon that has shrunk with a slight bulge.

"You were such small breasts?"

"I'm this bastard."

I was kicked by my angry wife. This is also strange. My wife will never do any violence against me.

"... Who are you?"

"Otosama"

"Eh, who is it?"

She is rubbed by an unknown girl.

"Open the box"

"So what?"

"This is useless, it will change the situation."

"Yes, let's reproduce the memory."

The scenery is distorted.

"Oh brother. Go home."

"Who?"

An unknown woman was in front of me when I noticed at the entrance.

No, I feel like I saw it a while ago.

"Take a bath and have dinner"

The girl goes down with the stick. It's an old corridor. There is an old Western poster on the wall.

A 40-year-old two-story wooden house.

Although there are ragged parts, he lives in various ways. Seismic design and robustness come with origami.

I went straight to the renovated bathroom.

Take off everything generously, take a light shower and soak in the bathtub.

"Oh ~"

My heart seems to be washed.

After refreshing, put the prepared clothes through the sleeves and into the living room.

On the table,

"Uh?"

There was nothing.

"I can't cook it."

"I was so."

She was devastating to cooking. When you open the refrigerator, you will find frozen rice, calpas, eggs and green onions.

"Can I use fried rice?"

"I like fried rice"

Is good.

Or rather, she has no likes and dislikes. There is an impression that everything is delicious and eaten.

Make a fried rice with a frying pan.

Cut Calpus and green onions into small pieces. Fry the ingredients with a lot of oil, add the well-melted eggs, cook it fluffy, and put in the rice.

Mix with a ball, mix and mix, then add the waper and soy sauce and mix further.

Lightly taste and add salt and pepper. Finish with sesame oil.

"I'm done"

"Yes"

The fried rice was made for five people.

"Re?"

It should be good for me and her, but why did you make five?

"I'm hungry, older brother."

"I see"

She is waiting for her feet to flutter beside the table.

After arranging fried rice, add barley tea to the cup and start dinner.

"I have you"

Voices of five people resonate.

She, an unknown twin, and another, black-haired girl, had a spoon.

The twins are stuck fried rice with great momentum.

"Hoho. Assistant Moniera. This is an unusual taste."

"Consular officer Yutta. I agree. The grains of vegetables are grains."

"Who are you?"

"My friend"

"Weird friends."

I can't help her friends. How to eat is Oita vulgar.

"Oh yes, brother. I have a request."

"What?"

She places an A.I minipot on the table.

"I want to open this."

"What?"

"Forgot password"

"Oh yes, then--"

"Soya member"

She is suddenly stopped by a black-haired girl.

It is a strangely mature and calm voice. However, his cheeks were inflated with fried rice like a squirrel, giving him a comical face.

"Personally ... mug, um, even if it's a bit more spicy ... um ...

The little girl drinks barley tea and pours fried rice.

Chew more and eat.

"So, I'd like Sichuan sauce.

"Have you been there? Wait a minute."

"No, wait."

He lifted his hips and was stopped by the twins.

"Who are you?"

"I am out of consciousness"

The twins are glaring at the black-haired little girl. It's a distorted and scary look.

The little girl puts her spoon and looks back at her twins with a cool face.

"You're going to have a headache in your terrible way, but I'd like to thank you only for taking the time to put it on the same table. Sawyer, this is the null you dream of It's time to return to reality. "

The twins took out their swords from somewhere and thrust at the little girl.

"Removal complete"

"But I don't know the source. Let's choose another situation."

"I understand. Consul."

"Oh, my assistant. For the next dream, next is the word to unlock."

The twins cut the little girl off her head.

The head of a little girl rolling with Goron. It finally opened its mouth.

"Shrimp Ahijo. Here are some tips to break this nightmare."

Ahijo? Do you like Geth-san?

The scenery is distorted.

I felt the wind.

Stood on the meadow.

A huge building in the distance. A dungeon shaped like a horn.

Spires.

"Oh, Sawyer. Still?"

"What?"

There is one fishman sitting in a camp chair nearby.

"Love, oil pot. Oil pot. I want to eat."

"Oh, yes, I'm sorry."

The garlic and hawk's claw are put in the olive oil put on the clay pot. There, the shrimp were put, and the savory taste was extracted while heating.

Next to Geth who is playing the Circle of Wisdom, twins are also playing in the Circle of Wisdom.

"Assistant, what does this device mean?"

"Consul, probably an educational toy."

"I see, this trains your child's strength."

"Yes, that's right."

The twins broke the ring of wisdom.

Soon, the shrimp Ahijo will be completed.

"Ghetto, let's cool down, wait."

"No, no problem"

Geth puts scales on his forehead. A dragon scale that protects itself from all heat and fire.

"Oh, if that's there, the hot thing ......... Huh?

"I'm sorry"

"No, I don't think it was there at this time."

Light dizziness.

I forgot what I wondered.

"I'm sorry, nothing. Let's eat."

"Um"

"Hoho. What is boiling seafood with oil. Have you ever wrote your assistant?"

"No, this is my first experience."

"Bread carving"

I cut four loaves of bread and everyone drank Ahijo in the bread.

"Um! This is it!"

Get's eyebrows are distorted quickly.

"Hoho, my assistant. This is a taste you can't see."

"Consular officer, yes.

A twin and a fishman compete for Ahijo and bread. Something amazing, so I pulled a little.

I had run out of stock bread, and the last one was eating while wiping the pan with bread.

It's a messy way of eating.

"Um, I ate it."

"I ate it!"

I could eat a lot. For some reason, I'm not too full.

"Then, Gentile. I'm satisfied with my belly, so I'll open it."

The twin halves take out the A.I mini pot.

"Open?"

That's right. I have to open this. That's how it felt.

I know the password,

"Code Break"

"Soya. Which one will we talk about after meals?"

"e?"

Geth interrupts my voice and speaks out suddenly.

No, this is also natural. When I heard “before” it was a natural flow.

"I'm waiting. I can't control my assistant and memory."

"Consul, something, something that prevents us from dominating."

Geth keeps talking.

"Ancient, when the godly era is over and human history is just beginning.

There was a king who ruled the beastman.

The name is the king of the beast

"Consul Jutta. We will be disconnected by emergency measures."

"Assistant Moniera, you're OK. But where are you?"

"No, Yutta. I can't make it."

"Yes."

The consul was wrapped in light and disappeared, but my assistant grabbed my arm and detained.

"It's a reward that has gone so far into the hearts of people. Listen to the end."

Fish-man priests speak cursed names.

"La Guzli Duin Oroos Oulu"

No, that's another word from my mouth.

"We, old, hate the origins of blood forever"

It is a curse word.

Black blood overflows from the assistant's eyes and mouth.

"You, why the same curse as the prince!"

`` Shut up, monster eating monsters ''

And the world was broken.