Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

Holy lights bloom and the gospel sings.

A dazzling door, like a lake, just appeared in front of the statue of Jesus in the sky.

Light doors emit clusters of golden light that look far away, but some are like sunlight reflected in the water.

And the sun, after a refraction through the lake water, began to gently jump with the ripples of the lake, so that numerous golden spots of various sizes appeared on the walls and domes of the church.

Looking at it, it's like countless elves dancing on the dome of a church.

If a devout Christian saw this scene, he would probably be scared to get down on his knees on the spot and keep crying out for Christ to be holy.

But unfortunately, it is not Christianity that Li Xiuwen and Manager Xiuwen practise, but a very mysterious religion of truth.

With the opening of the optical gate, a huge number of true elements are continuously leaking out of the optical gate.

The so-called leakage originally referred to chemical substances that should not have been spilled or leaked in industrial production, other than mechanical equipment, without detection, resulting in unnecessary losses.

But now, what keeps leaking through the light gate is not chemicals, but the true elements of the cultivator's hard work in refining...

The true element is the cultivation income of the immortal practitioner, so it is theoretically impossible to leak it.

And that's why, once a true leak occurs, there is basically only one reason, which is...

Fairy practitioners inadvertently exorcise in practice, so that they can no longer control the true elements in their bodies as they please.

In such cases, there is a word that can be visually summarized, that is...

Urinary incontinence.

……

Chen Xi shielded Lin Xuan behind herself and then carefully observed the movement in the light gate.

From the moment the light door appeared, the manager's face appeared with an extremely enthusiastic expression.

He was seriously injured, but now, like a fine man, he was kneeling on the floor in red light, raising his hands and shouting out loudly: “Blessed is the Father! Have mercy on me! Purify everything that dares to disobey you!!! ”

As soon as this strange prayer was finished, a sudden tide of red appeared on the face of the janitor, which looked like an extremely drunk religious fanatic.

But…

At a time when the director was excited, a red light was suddenly emitted in the optical gate and directly hit the director's eyebrows.

He followed closely, as if he had been electrocuted, trembled violently all over his body, and could not bear to make a painful cry.

“Ah!!! It hurts!!! ”

The howling stopped.

Thereafter, the appearance of the manager aged at a visible velocity, and the dark hair was more like being sprayed with paint, which instantly became white.

However, the winking effort turned him into an old man with gorgeous hair and dry face.

“What's going on?! What's wrong with me? ”

Qiang Jiangsha dumbfounded his voice and stared at his arms.

His arm...

It's like an eggplant that loses moisture, wrinkles, and looks extraordinarily dry.

“Ah!!! ”

Perhaps because of the inability to accept everything in front of him, Managing Director Xuan once again made a terrible cry.

But the howl didn't last long...

Suddenly, as if someone had strangled him, he lost his voice and was paralyzed by a helpless convulsion on the ground.

But before he had a few twitches, the manager lay on the ground and completely lost his breath.

This…

Looking at this dehydrated corpse in front of him, Li Shuwen was stunned.

When he finally returned to God and wanted to leave the Holy Grail, a shadow suddenly came out of the light gate.

It was a man covered in black cloaks.

The man showed only half his face.

But this half face is enough to show that he should be an old man of his age.

The old man slowly walked out of the hallway and then asked the question with a dull voice:

“Who... bothered me...”

After that, he slowly unveiled the cloak and revealed his true face.

This is an old man with a silver frost stained with his eyebrows, and his face is engraved with traces of years.

Though a pair of tan eyes are deep in the eye nest, the eyes are calm and seem extraordinarily gentle, like a neighboring grandfather lying in the community garden every day in the sun...

The elderly asked the question peacefully, but no one answered him.

After all, the only person who knows exactly who he is is is now lying on the ground as a dry corpse.

……

In fact, the optical gate is a teleportation formation.

The key to opening the method of formation is the cross hung on the chest of the manifold, but the energy required to open the method of formation is the need for him to provide...

With no superior respect for the Heavenly Father, Xuan management excitedly launched the formation method.

But what he definitely didn't expect was...

When the formation starts, it will take him as a sacrifice, not even the soul.

Divine Soul is extinct.

Death is not terrifying, and what is terrifying is not even knowing how to die.

After deeply looking at the optical door in front of him, Chen Xi couldn't help but feel a little sad for Manager Xin.

Such loyal men say to abandon and abandon, from this point of view...

This elderly man is really a qualified cultivator.

……

Chen Xi held the magic sword, constantly measuring the elderly man in front of him.

Lin Xuan carefully hid behind him.

Because she was blinded by the altar, she did not know that the manager had now become a dry corpse.

Then, after hearing the old man's voice, Lin Xuan probed his head curiously and quietly measured him.

The old man is also measuring Chen Xi.

By the time he saw Chen Xi's swordsmanship, the deep socket of eyes flashed with light.

He then placed his gaze on Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan couldn't figure out the situation, so he crooked his head and glanced at the old man in front of him blindly.

However.

That's the look……

But it was as if it had touched some kind of organ, causing the elderly to burst out of nowhere, like a long-standing venomous snake, and jump directly at the location of the prey.

Lin Xuan did not react at all, and the old man had rushed to her.

“Ah!”

Because of the proximity, Lin Xuan even clearly saw the stains on the old man's face, so he couldn't bear to shout.

But the old man couldn't help laughing: “I didn't expect my husband to find such an excellent stove here today, little doll, you are blessed...”

After that, the old man stretched out his arm like a dead branch and tried to pull Lin Xuan directly out of Chen Xi.

However…

Just as he reached out his arm, an indifferent voice suddenly rang beside his ear.

“Get lost! ”

The voice drops.

Then a cold light crossed the sky and cut it straight into the old man's arm...