Inadvertently Invincible

Chapter 253: Sorry, I'm Not That Kind Of Guy

A group of disciples in the Kun Dynasty Palace stared down and revealed confusion.

“Brother, what are they doing dragging strange men to the woods? ”

“Brother, do you know that Taoist friend? ”

“I can't wait to hold each other's hands. Why is my heart hurting a little? ”

At this time, Hao Tianhua was very confused. Can he say that he didn't understand the operation of his teacher and sister?

It feels a little strange.

But it always felt like something was leaving him.

He looked far away, and both shadows had disappeared in front of him, and then it seemed as if something had come to mind.

“What are you thinking? Your sister met the deceased, but if you have anything to say, please keep your spirits up and pay attention to the surrounding situation. If the number of demons in Kunyu Mountain increases, and you are afraid of being changed, please be careful. ”

That's all I can say now, or I don't know what to say.

The dense little woods, quiet and silent, occasional birds screaming, as if expecting something.

Lin Fan was nervous.

He has never experienced this situation before, someone else's initiative, let him get a little overwhelmed for a while, too proactive, careful to jump.

“Once you said, that humble request, now that you're alive, I'll meet you, come on. ”

Cheng Lingsu pretended to calm down, but her heart beat faster than everyone else. Her snow white face, slightly reddish, long eyelashes trembled, as if a big decision had been made.

Lin Fan did not move. He looked at the size of the other party and didn't know how to place his hands. He always warned himself that he was not such a person. Everything was unnecessary. Those words were just jokes. It would be better to think about it later or to tell her clearly.

“You have to have C to D. ”

When he finished, he wanted to slap his old face with anger.

Mud, what's on your mind, how do you say these things to your mouth, and if there's any more principle, I'm not like that.

“What?” Cheng Lingsu was confused and did not understand what Lin Fan meant because he had never heard of it.

“Nothing.”

Lin Fan would not tell her these things, because he was really not such a person, he had once launched a vote on the Internet before he had crossed over.

The conclusion is…

Cup C is the most appealing to men.

Too small to be sexy, too General Assembly has an uncoordinated, scary feeling.

Lin Fan's gaze is like penetration. If it is science fiction data, then all kinds of data will appear in his eyes now.

Five Perfect Gold Standards.

Form, position, trench, motion, hand feel.

The most perfect shape is a hemispheric droplet like ‘Venus of Milo', usually 5CM in shaft height, almost 90 degrees to the chest wall, about one-half of the base diameter.

At the same time, the midclavicular recess follows two heads and the three-point connection is in an isolumbar triangle.

The most important thing is there's a ditch. There's no ditch.

It also needs to be full, as motion produces rhythmic motion, and ‘droplet-like’ three-dimensional beauty when standing or lying still.

And lastly, a little something that needs to be felt in person.

Touched like sheep fat, gentle and smooth, high tension, good elasticity, moderate hardness, shine, stand up, even, flexible, moderate size.

“Are you all right? ”

Cheng Lingsu was willing to let Lin Fan be so thin and have a lot of courage, but now the other party is too slow to do it, her heart is almost unable to bear such a scenario.

Lin Fan sighed in his heart. What a good girl. Never harm her, otherwise she will be struck by thunder and slowed down:

“Hands or hands, can you do both? ”

Pfft!

Lin Fan really wanted to punch himself in the mouth.

Bastard.

Do you know what you're talking about? It's not what you're trying to say, it's what you're trying to say. You don't have to. You're a girl, and I can't tarnish your innocence.

But……

He even made a request.

Hands?

Single-handed?

Believe it or not, cut off your hands, how can you do this?

Cheng Lingsu's face was red and his speech was kowtowing.

“You… you want both hands, just one. ”

One time.

He's a little intoxicated, why would a sister so tolerate his behavior.

Lin Fan was helpless.

He should have touched the girl's head and said, "No, I'm not that kind of person. That's what I used to say to you. It's just what I said. You know, do you think I'd do something like that?"

And I'm not sure I can make you happy.

You let me take advantage of you like this, so how about later?

“Can you leave the clothes alone? ”

Pfft!

The voice just dropped.

Lin Fan just smoked his mouth angrily. Shit... I really said it. Can I ask for a face? How could Lin Fan have such an obscene idea if he wanted to be the strong one at the peak?

We still have to go in.

It would be nice to touch it. I can't believe you made such an excessive request. It's not across the clothes. Can you stop being such a disgrace and stop being such a face?

Lin Fan looked stunned and blamed himself: “Relax, I am ashamed of what I just said. I actually made such an excessive request. You said that even if I were a humble request, I wouldn't be able to accept it. ”

Then he went to a slope not far away and sat on the grass with Cheng Lingxin on his back. He was going to tell the other party, "Go away, this humble request is actually too much, don't worry about it."

But talk to your mouth...

“I'm sitting here, and you know my humble request is a little too much, if you want to leave, then leave, but if you agree, I like you to sit in my arms, back to my chest, let my heart beat against you, let me touch it, feel your heart beat, and look at the beauty of the distance. ”

Beautiful fart.

This place has been infected by demonic evil.

Don't say it's beautiful, it looks a little infiltrating.

Every once in a while.

A Qian Shadow came to Lin Fan, then sat down slowly and sat in his arms. They looked at the old dark trees in the distance, and the demons scattered in the sky.

What a beautiful view.

Lin Fan a pair of spiritual movements, warm hands, slowly... slowly lifting the corner of the coat...

Mmm-hmm!

Just like he thought.

Perfect.

“The view is beautiful in the distance. ”

“I can feel your heartbeat, but it's a little cold, I'll keep you warm. ”

“Feel the temperature coming from my gentle hands? ”

“Mindfulness, mindfulness, will only make the present cozy scene lack a sense. ”

……

Hao Tianhua has been waiting for a long time.

Sister and Lin Daoyou have nothing to do, why have you been gone so long and never come back.

Is it...

His mind became evil and two white flowers... wrapped together.

Boo!

Impossible, how could there be such an idea?

How could such a thing happen in broad daylight?

“Brother, what's wrong with you? ”

One disciple found his brother's expression a little stunned, seemed to be thinking about something, he was a little worried, what happened to him.

Could it have been any danger?

Hao Tianhua trembled and reacted, pretending to be serious: “It's okay, just keep an eye on the surrounding situation, don't be careless, Kun Yushan situation you know, we, the Immortal Daoists, must defend one side in order to prevent demons from attacking the world. ”

It is true that this is a serious statement.

But he was upset.

Sister hasn't come back yet.

A lonely widow, what if something happens in the wild?

Soon.

Both figures came from afar.

Hao Tianhua looked up and found that the sisters were a little far behind Lin Daoyou, not very clear to look at, but when the two walked in front of him, he found that the sisters were very red. Although he tried to pretend to be calm, he could not escape his fire-eye gold.

Huh!

Sister's clothes are a little wrinkly.

It seems to be when someone flips from the bottom to the top and then drops it down because of the wrinkles, something doesn't seem right.

A bad idea came to Hao Tianhua's mind.

He looked at Lin Fan.

Spiritual, spiritual, better than when I first saw it.

Something definitely happened.

Otherwise it wouldn't be like this.

“You…”

Hao Tianhua stopped talking and hesitated. He really wanted to ask you what happened in the woods. If you don't mind, I hope you can tell him.

“Hao Daoyou, why are you all in Kun Yushan? Is it possible that something has happened here? ”

Lin Fan did not give Hao Tianhua a a chance, but asked.

He hasn't been to Kun Yushan for a long time.

I don't know what's going on at the moment.

“There were more demons in Kunyu Mountain than there are now. Smell the smell and smell the strong demons. ”

He wondered if the Holy Demon King in the cemetery had created these moths.

The holy demon king of the void only dares to hide in the cemetery.

If he came out, he would have been suppressed instantly.

Hao Tianhua: “Lin Daoyou, it is true that the demonic road has been opened. Kunyu Mountain Cemetery is their first stop. The King of All Saints and Demons is in the cemetery, leading the Great Array, opening the passage, and every part of Kunyu Mountain can open the passage, and the demon can come out of the passage. ”

“The situation remains stable for the time being, but not for how long. ”

He was helpless when he said that.

Demons and demons are different things, but the same origin is actually a race.

Demon monks choose to cultivate in human form when they step into the Immortal Path in the innate realm.

But demons maintain demonic bodies, their personalities are more violent than demonic tribes, and they swallow live creatures. At best, they heat up, and they can say that demons are a little polite.

But it's just eating raw. It's scary to see.

“Why does the demon use Kunyu Mountain as a passage? Is there any secret here that can't be told?” Lin Fan asked.

Hao Tianhua shook his head: “I don't know. Until now, all the elders of the Kun Dynasty Palace are investigating the situation. Although there are some seedlings, depending on the specific situation, it is unknown. ”

“Lin Daoyou, this range of demons has just been cleaned up by us, why don't you come with us to the garrison for a rest. ”

Lin Fan pondered for a moment and nodded to agree that there should be a great gain here.

Then he looked at the girl beside him.

Good girl.

It's just that Cheng Lingsu has no expression on his face. He was obviously ashamed before. How did this happen again?

What a drip.