Ichigo Toda sits on a sloped lawn that hits the back of a school building on Yoshibayashi High School grounds after school and stares far away.

Yoshibayashi High School also invests in department activities, with tennis courts and martial arts fields on the back of the school building. Martial arts fields were used alternately by Karate, Kendo, Judo and Fist Law Departments.

"Huh."

A big sigh of enlightenment.

Ichigo is not taking part in the ministry activities, so as soon as he gets home after school, he was not in that mood today and came to this unpopular place.

Slightly distant forward women's tennis club activities get into view, but just a landscape to Ichigo.

"Why am I looking at you like this..."

Ichigo fell apart in front of him as he pulled out a few of the grass on the ground.

When the lawn flowed sideways on the wind with no sin whatsoever, and followed it with his eyes powerless, there was a boy who lay a large cage on the back of his sight, desperately grasshopping.

Apparently, the grass from the school yard in front of the school building was taken.

Ira.

"Son of a bitch."

Ichigo was having a rough week last week with the follow-ups of the outsiders, beginning with the Arrogant Light, who turned into the figure of the Blessed One for the Blessed One.

It is not strictly the fault of the Blessed One, but all the wrath of the One Enlightenment, which has no place to be done, is directed against the Blessed One.

In the meantime, when I was angry, Ichigo thought about throwing away the weed gathered by Yuto somewhere, Yuto stood up to take a breath and noticed this one.

The blessed man walks over here.

With a slight face while wiping the sweat (Ichigo subjectivity).

"Hey, Ichigo? What are you doing here? Can I help you with something?

"Come here, don't come here! With you, again!

When Yuto spoke to Ichigo, several members of the women's tennis club wanted to pass behind Ichigo.

Those women members, when they realized that they were enlightened, whispered,

"Uh!? Really?"

"Sounds like it ~? I heard about it... Xuxx"

"Aha, fine, you look great ~. But I guess I have that too! I adore you!"

"Yep! Is the narcotics accidentally a rotten girl?... but maybe you can tell a little?

"Shit - so, that 'grasshopper' is who you're dealing with? Looks like you're taking it."

"Cah, but it's not bad, you might look great!

and left a small laugh, passing for a small run......

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Ichigo and Yuto stare at each other with powerless half-eyes.

A loose breeze containing sand and dust between the two against the background of the energetic laughter of the women's members blew through.

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(grasshopper...... what?

"Yes, Ichigo? This..."

"Don't ask, 'The Grasshopper'"

"Don't give me weird race names!

"Shut up! There's the lowest soldier of the Grasshoppers! This weed!

"Nah!"

A blessed man who repents with tears, as Ichigo said.

"What the fuck! That way, you little BL warrior!

"Nooo!"

One enlightenment that leans back like he was shot through the chest.

Of course, tears eyes.

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Two boys staring at each other with tears.

And... at the same time they were on their knees, hands on the ground.

"Ugh, what am I... extreme man lover"

"I don't like it and collect weeds... ugh"

A hot, bitter breeze passes.

"If it hurts, I wish I didn't have to blame you"

Shizuka Mido stood with a frightened face watching the whole thing accidentally from behind two stupid boys weeping at four horses.

He was on his way to the martial arts field.

"" Because this guy!

"Yes, yes, for now, calm down, calm down"

Yes, Shizuka told me, and the three of them, at all costs, kept their hips down on the lawn.

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(Hey, what? This heavy air...)

Shizuka sweats inside.

Two suddenly self-inflicted boys sat on both sides, nothing to say continued, and just Shizuka was uncomfortable.

"And, for now, shouldn't we analyze the problem?

"" Analysis...?

The two face Shizuka from both sides with dead fishy eyes.

"Hey, stop voicing from both sides! Yes! First, extract the current problem and find a solution! You're really good at this, aren't you?

"But I don't care if they say it's a problem. How is it that rumors are spreading..."

"Mine doesn't have a solution... it's Dr. Beauty's order."

"Saying that doesn't start anything! Anyway, you want to change the status quo, right?

"" Hmmm...... "

"So don't keep your voice together! Aren't we both on the same page?

"Huh? With this' grasshopper '?

"Huh? With this BL?

On the way, Ichigo and Yuto close their faces within three centimeters in front of Shizuka and stare at each other.

"Here..."

Two people chopped by Shizuka.

"But that's it! You two are being put up against your will, aren't you, Letters?

When I heard that, the two boys breathed.

"Oh! That's right! Do something about it!

"Right! But what should I do..."

"Think about it, because you're not just worried, you can't help it. So... first of all, what situation do you two want to take? Why don't you just take action for that?

"... I would like to be considered a very normal female lover. I want to be treated as an extreme woman lover!

Ichigo shivers his pull body and holds his fist.

"Well, is that a good situation?

"Naturally! I'm proud to be a woman! For the best women lovers that work wherever you go!

"Don't be so proud."

"I like women! That's right! I'll be a queen of ladies!

"Are you an asshole? You are. This pervert. Well, good, that's what you're after! So, Don Du, what about you?

"I want the world to know I'm not a 'grasshopper'!

"I can't. Well, give up for a month. Well, fine, I get it!

"Is that it? Weren't you making fun of me now? Me."

"Is that it? Let me tell you. Didn't you deny it all?

"You both have a clear purpose! That's what we're gonna do next!

"Ooh..."

"Ugh, yeah......"

"Well, let's start with you, Takita!

"Right... I hope you know I like women. Yeah! It's a little normal, but why don't we just invite the girl on a date? And many of them."

"Hmmm...... but Ichigo. Isn't that a little less impactful to call a lady-loving king? 'Cause now it's a negative start to being a man lover, right?

"Oh, yeah? Right...... sure. To know at a glance what a woman loves..."

"Ah, Ichigo! That secret book that Ichigo lent me before!

"Hmm? Ooh! That's that big boob feature! I see, there's no way they think you like men because you have that one! Your breasts are unique to women! Yuto, you made it!

"Report to Jasmine, that."

"That's okay, I feel a little responsible too..."

"Blessings... you. All right! I'm not wasting my best friend's ideas. I mean... Ha! If you ask that book out on a date with one hand, it's perfect!

"You're a perfect criminal. I'll let Dr. Beauty know in advance."

"Oh, that's Ichigo! All right, then, it's my turn... Anyway, you want to avoid the term 'grasshopper' ~"

"Ah, Yuto! You, it's bad you're all grassy, isn't it?

"Ah...... oh! Right! You mean that! Is Ichigo a genius?

"Well, you're a grasshopper."

"I mean... don't just collect grass..."

"Hmm, ah, how about catching bugs and stuff too?

"Oh! That's it! Nobody thinks you're a" grasshopper "then! How amazing is Ichigo?

"Summer break for kids!

"... no, even my best friend is called a 'grasshopper' because it's annoying. I don't care what you say to my dick..."

"... Ichigo"

"Heh! Let's do it! Blessed be He!"

"Ow! The future queen of lovers!

Ichigo and Yuto rise up vigorously and tangle each other's arms.

"I'm worried about the future of these two."

"Oh, and if you decide so! Begin tomorrow! Blessed be He!"

"Okay!

Shizuka gently attaches her hand to those two tangled arms.

"It was good for both of us. I'm impressed to see you two join forces, too! In many ways."

"No, thanks to Mr. Mido for this too!

"Well... you've calmed us down and given us" awareness ”. Thank you, Mr. Mido!

"Just remember that feeling, no matter what! Whatever happens!

"" Of course!!

Next day............,

At Yoshibayashi High School, one more grasshopper was ordered by Beautiful Takano, and the boy was sent the title 'Big Tit Lover BL'.

The boy, who was previously a grasshopper, was also added the title 'Man of the Bug Catching Net', in addition to 'Man of the Grasshopper'.

And the big-titted magazine that this boy borrowed, to Jasmine's knowledge... omitted below.

This is a casual everyday comma from Yoshibayashi High School...

Speaking of unusual things, for some reason, Jasmine drank a lot of milk.