Infinite Gentleman

Akua, covered in frog slime, fell to the ground and cried non-stop: "If everyone in the Acoustic Church sees this, I, my dignity as a goddess..."

"...So it's all here, what does this guy say about the dignity of a goddess? Haha~"

A smile called Contempt appeared on Wright's face.

"All in all, a frog has been killed. By the way, the price of a frog is 2000 Eris, right. Although the money will be paid after 5 smashed. Then today—"

"——No way!"

After this, Akua stood up abruptly. As she stood up, Battlefield retreated abruptly to prevent her stinky mucus from splashing on her.

"Can't just leave it! The majesty of the goddess is priceless! Never let this slimy amphibious creature be defiled! Ah ah ah ah!!!"

Saying this, Akua rushed to the other frog-using the same trick.

"Strike skills... forget it."

Wright Baldwin, who wanted to tell Akua a little bit, didn't say half of it. One of them is because Akua's distance is too far. If she hears her, she will need a loud voice, and she will call her sore throat.

Another reason is that Wright feels that the division of labor is clear and efficient.

Using Akuya as a bait, he happily beats monsters that will not resist, gaining experience points while happily watching the idiot goddess make a fool of himself.

By the way, Wright regrets that he didn't take the camera or something. If you write these down, you can definitely sell it at a good price, right? But when you think about it, you and Akua will have to live together for a long time.

With Akua’s disposition, I can see how many chances of her making a fool of myself...

Thinking of this, Wright was relieved. At the same time, he walked toward the other giant frog with joy. Hmm~ As I said before, the decoy tactics are super easy to use.

"Ah, wow... the goddess, the majesty of the goddess..."

Akua, who was rescued, continued to cry in sorrow. It seems that something I have lost countless times before can be thrown again...

In any case, today's crusade mission has ended successfully. Originally, Wright wanted to use the decoy tactics to brush a few more monsters, so he simply finished the crusade. But it is a pity that Akua quit anyway.

It seems that even an idiot would not be fooled three times... Well, this sentence may be passed on as a proverb.

With Akua, who was covered in stinky slime, walking back to Aksel, Wright thought in his heart...

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Chapter Seven Overdue Loli

Almost like this, Akua cried as he walked, and then drank a lot of alcohol that night and vomited...By the way, as I said before, all five must be conquered to get the bonus, so the money is still spent at this moment The hard-earned money of Betty's young girl.

That's it.

the next day.

Wright and Akuya sat on the table.

Maybe it was because of the larger amount of exercise yesterday, so I ate a lot-mainly Akua.

So the original wish of using the money left over from drinking to buy breakfast could not be realized.

There was only a glass of water in front of Wright and Akua.

"Wright..."

"To shut up."

"I'm so hungry..."

"To shut up."

"Can you figure out a way to get some food..."

"Everything said it made you shut up, bastard!"

"Wow--"

——Before Akuya was about to cry again, Zhanchangyuan immediately calmed her down: "Okay, okay — I'll find a way! In short, don't cry."

"Well, woo..."

The goddess of waste wood was there weeping and weeping, and Wright sighed there: "So, if you were fighting hard yesterday, you would have made up enough for five frogs, right? There is food now. "

"The so-called fighting hard, you actually want me to be a bait, right?" Akua squinted at the battlefield and asked.

"What's wrong with the decoy tactics? The decoy tactics are very good, right? Haven't they successfully hunted the giant frog in the first two times?!"

"Then why aren't Wright you going to be the bait?"

"Do you know how to swordsmanship?"

"will not."

"Does your attack have anything other than strike skills?"

"No."

"——So only you are the bait, and then I will save you? Because you can't save me!"

"Even if you say so-I'm a goddess, a goddess! A goddess!" Akua said with her head upright, "So it's too bad to say that a guy like Wright wants to be a sacred goddess. Bait, huh, from the root cause, you are already decayed, depraved, useless cowboy!"

"——Speaking like this again, be careful that I drag you to the slave market for cheap sale!"

Wright poked his finger on the forehead of the goddess of waste, and said so.

In short, this guy wouldn't be a bait no matter what. It’s a little bit dangerous just by Zhanyuanyuan alone--

Although it is a very mad and cool job like Super Magic Sword Master, but because of its insufficient level, its power is limited. One accidentally, if you get a little smelly frog slime, it will definitely damage the original wiseness of the battlefield.

so.

"Sure enough, new teammates are still needed. New teammates." Battlefield murmured like this.

"Hmph~ don't worry about this~" At this moment, Akua held up her head and looked amazing. However, according to Zhanchangyuan's understanding, whenever this idiot has such a virtue, it is time to commit a second and then cry loudly.

"I have posted the announcement of recruiting teammates. That's it—"

Withdrawing something from the place between his chest, this kind of action should make your heart beat faster, but it didn't feel at all when used on this fool.

In short: "Recruitment... the words are so ugly--"

"——You need to control."