When I finished washing Philia's crotch, I wiped the water clean with a bath towel in mind and put her to bed on her back.
Enter the task of wearing striped bread.
Kneel at Phyllia's feet and lift her legs.
"You're munching for management, your legs. You've been exercising regularly since you were born?
"No, no, no! Kaiske, Father, no, no, no!
... not a conversation.
I gave up communicating my intentions and put my ankle through my pants silently.
The striped cloth glides through the white tibia as it does so, gently passing through the meat-packed thighs and finally reaching the chunky glutes.
The children's pants, which would have been made assuming a Japanese girl, had been stretched out into all the rips with Philia's adult hips.
I wonder why.
I made him wear his underwear properly, but I think he smelled more criminal than he did when he wasn't wearing anything.
That depends on the subjectivity of the beholder, though, and my heart may simply be dirty.
Even if the silver-haired blue-eyed beauty is showing off the crocheted part of the striped bread in a diaper change pose, it's up to her to try and find the nasty there.
It's like a Rollschach test.
Even if it's just ink stains, people look like butterflies or monster faces.
Phyllia's striped bread crotch opens, 'cause even a clean psychological state could look like a pastoral sight...
"No, anyone in humanity looks horny. This is"
Accepting that there was no more excuse, I questioned Philia.
"Nah. I just got a system message, didn't you, uh, learn some new skills?
……
Phyllia is sifting and shaking her neck left and right. Don't you really want to talk about that skill?
But in order to unlock the status quo, we need to confirm each other's strength.
"What kind of performance is that? Tell me, it might help us get out of here."
"... because it's a weird skill..."
"If you don't want to talk about it, fine. Normally, you just have to look in the status section."
"Oh, no!
"Why are you shy now? You're already blowing my shame by letting me wash up a hell of a place while I toddle back."
"And it's not like this! No! I'll do anything! No... don't look! Don't look!
You're exaggerating. You open the status window in disgust.
Press and hold the skill item to display the effect details.
[Fazacon (diapers)]
'When there are men in the party with younger and fatherly skills, all stats are increased.
It also temporarily increases all stats by urinating in front of the father, having him change diapers, and so on.
It is a decadent skill, born as a result of a mixture of Father Complex, Toddler Retirement Desirements, and Fun Hobbies'
"... it's not a good skill for a cleric to remember."
Philia hides her eyes with both hands and apologizes, "I'm sorry..." The ears and neck are so red that they are likely to burn.
"I'm not blaming you for anything. I don't care if it's useful.... Mmm, sounds like you're pretty keen on correcting for your magic attacks, Philia right now. Wouldn't this break the wall?
"... what face should I live on anymore"
"It's just me and you, it's not gonna be a big deal."
"Lord Brave knows it's a big problem......!
I like you!? and Phyllia is protesting with half a guile.
"... please kill me first!
"Killing me will bring you back to life, you."
Gutsu, and Phyllia sniffing. There are still signs that I'm going to cry.
It depends on this guy's condition if he can get out of here, but do you know what that is?
"Take it easy. I'm a brave man, aren't I? My buddy woke up with a nappy changing fetish, so he wouldn't hate it."
"I think that's already a brave man in a different way..."
While we're at it, Erin might be back. There is no longer a moment of respite.
I comb Phyllia's hair with my hands and speak in a tone like a pillow talk after the fact.
"... I'll bring it to you in front of the man I like. I like Philia too.... what? You're gonna break the wall for me, aren't you?
"And is it believable"
"Maybe most guys are sweet for women's excrement, huh? No, I can't do the big one, but a lot of them say I can forgive the little one, right?
"... so if Lord Brave told you that he likes to lift you from behind, you wouldn't hate it?
"Wow, that's awesome."
"See, I knew it!
He turns to me.
……
Why am I in such a bad mood for her?
It's getting rough, isn't it?
If a young kid shows you cat-like difficulty, he's cute, but if he gets a twisted attitude at your real age, the first thing he suspects is menopause, right?
"That's enough, Uzee. Over here."
I grab Philia's jaw and force her to face the front.
……
And without hesitation, suck on your lips. tangle the tongue and twist it all the way behind the gums.
"... Phew. Philia, try and magically shoot me against that wall over there for a second."
"Why if uuuuuuuuuu"
Oh, the moment I understood this guy was supposed to handle it this way, a hotline released from Philia's palm hit the wall next to the front door directly.
The debris collapses, the smoke bursts in, and a perfectly sized large hole can be created for two people to pass through.
"Here we go! Isn't that amazing, if it's magical instant fire, what's better than me?
"Choo. Mokai Choo"
……
I ignored the kissing philia and got dressed again.
Then I picked up the inside of the room and stuffed it in my pocket with something that seemed like it could be used all the way through, and I spanned the filia and headed outside the hole.