In the morning sun, I turned on the TV in the living room.
Align your channel with the news show and look at the numbers in the upper left corner of the screen.
42: 80
Forty-two and eighty. This is an unlikely time if it is.
Even today, the world is going crazy.
Everything is expected to have a maximum temperature of 6,000 degrees in Tokyo, with a 9000% chance of precipitation, he said. Then the sun is submerged.
On the screen, the weather sister looks strange.
"You're going crazy again"
The way I put it, it sounded like I'd given up somewhere.
I have no choice.
Anyway, this has been happening for the past few days.
Four days ago - until March 25th it was normally displayed, but from the next day it was June 92nd.
Watches on TVs, computers and smartphones. Every digital device no longer displays the numbers correctly.
Today is rightly the 29th of March, and it is now 6: 11 am, but only analogue machines are showing it properly.
Why did digital devices suddenly go crazy?
I have no idea why, but it's obvious that other world officials are involved again this time.
'Cause I'm just one victim who got mad at this weird case while I was a biological person.
They're shooting at me.
I stand in front of the mirror and talk to myself.
"Status Open"
[Name] Keisuke Nakamoto
[Level] 88
[Class] Dog
[HP] 3
[MP] 25555555555555
[Attack] 12
[Defense] 00761
[Agile] 87212
[Magic attack] 0
Magic Defense 0090
[Skills] Keisuke Nakamoto, Brave
[Remarks] Shinyahu grf3 yeah j-kan dju
"... hiccup - hey this"
I still can't do it.
Sigh deeply and close the window.
It's been like this since four days.
The day the digital world was invaded by madness, it even bugged my status appraisal.
Whatever you appraise, you don't see the correct content.
Physical abilities and magical powers remain intact, so they're simply making the status column weird.
It's plain harassment.
It does not actually weaken the person, but only on top of the numbers.... to the MP, it's up more than it should be me. Do this, what are you going to do?
It annoys me that they dog subtle class notation from brave people, so it can be a mental damage aim?
I head to my bedroom and approach Phyllia, who rams into a depression on my bed. It's a troubled Negrije look, and an attitude as if to accentuate a well-shaped ass, but not if you're feeling weird.
I whisper in Philia's ear and whisper.
"Hey, are you insane right now?
"... insane. Please let me sleep a little more."
"Isn't that insane? Hey, do you have any idea who drives the status appraisal crazy this way?
"You don't."
"... you don't know either"
"But I know what you're after."
"What?
"If you drive Lord Brave's status appraisal crazy, you'll be able to lurk easily"
"I know that just as well. No, I'm not. I want to know who the hell is doing it and by what means."
"... I'll sleep again"
"Do you want to put it away?
"No. I really don't know, so I can't answer. Even I'm a pain in the ass. 'Don't you even know that?' And I'm filled with the desire to stand on top, and the desire to give accurate advice to Lord Brave to get through those little girls. Think about how I feel when it doesn't help at all."
"It's hard on her personality, this woman, I just think. The only thing in your head is mount and lust?
"You don't."
I ran out of words. Some goddesses were outrageous.
"I'm only interested in what I think is awesome about Lord Brave and being loved."
"... oh yeah"
Confrontational and romantic feelings, all arrows are right for me, this guy. The shape of the arrow is full of lizards, although the color feels like purple like pus.
... You definitely like me, albeit in a distorted form.
When I was shown those faces, I couldn't get out very strongly.
"Enough, go to sleep"
I'm leaving the bedroom and heading back to the living room.
Then Ayako rushed over to the side as she aproned.
"... good morning!
Sounds like patties and slippers and looks at the back heading into the kitchen. A cream-colored sweater with a blue skirt that squeezes at the waist. It's a stylish coordination for a room outfit, but I don't see a line of bras that should normally float securely.
Apparently, he went straight to the kitchen with his noob.
Ayako is in such a hurry for a reason.
The number of cohabitants has increased, so the meal support has become time-consuming.
It's no longer the mother state of a large family.
I don't know, can I help you? and try to speak up.
but "Mr. Neutral, please get your self done!" They just seemed busy returning it.
Maybe I shouldn't interrupt.
Do you do something about yourself, as I was told? I headed to the bathroom to shave my beard.
I still have work to do today, so I have to get myself ready.
Tochi, with the combination of crazy digital devices and a broken studio, I thought it would stop shooting for a while, but it doesn't reduce my workload at all.
SmileTV folks are going to give me and my co-star girls a thorough interview and make a documentary show on the time of the terrorist attacks.
Is it true that falling doesn't just wake you up?
You're undead, aren't you? Blurring, rub the shaver against your skin.
That's how Jolyjoli did it, and the toilet door opened up momentously.
"Ah! Please don't shave before I touch my stinging skin!
They heard the noise, and Angelica popped up.
Today's outfit is on a radical black tube top, hot pants that have trouble doing things with your eyes. In the spring of Japan, it seems too hot for Angelica.
"... Morning, Ange"
"Also. Call me before you shave."
Angelica basically likes all my body hair, so she looks sorry when she tries to shave.
"Let him touch it before he finishes shaving. Here."
Wow, and let go of my face, Angelica started cheeking on my cheek.
It's a precious skinship, using busy hours in the morning.
"... ohhhh. Dah."
Did you wake up from the noise, Rio walking noronorously from the bedroom?
She looks like a school-designated jersey, with no female power or snag. My face and style are good so I can do something about it, but I don't want to show it to others.
Rio closed the door with a butterfly as he entered the bathroom to replace Angelica.
"... you know, father"
"What?
"Mr. Rio, how long are you leaving me at home?
"What..."
Angelica looks up to me and asks me for my sincerity.
Sure, I got engaged to Rio. I also brought him home. But that's to attract Erin, and when it's all over, I'll go home to him. That was my promise to Angelica and the others.
But as you can see, Rio is totally familiar with this house.
"... Unlike me or Ayako, that guy must have a good place to go home. You should be able to live at home."
"That's right..."
"Let's dissolve our engagement and have them go back to your house."
"I can't do that. It's too bad. I'm a brave man, aren't I?
'Cause if you do that, you're a double combo of engagement breaking and brave party exile.
You're the flag that makes Rio the vengeful one and beats me to hell.
"There's a lot going on... Jinx..."
"Jinx?"
There were other reasons why I remembered when Rio was living with Elsa when he dived into my bed, or when my emotions shifted because it sweetened me before I went to bed, or when I accidentally crossed the line last night but stomped over with reason and promised to go to bed with him tomorrow because I'd come in with him if I had a bath, anyway, the worst was pile of reasons.
I'm changing who I sleep with on a daily basis, and it sucks that it's going to be the day to accompany Ayako tonight.
Monday is Angelica Day, Tuesday is Rio Day, Wednesday is Ayako's Day.
This was decided because of the argument over who was going to sleep with me, but I feel like a different sideroom every night and enjoying the games.
"... shouldn't we put Rio down a little longer?
"... why"
"Looks like he's hungry for a paternal presence too, about during spring break. Huh?"
"... no"
"When are you not listening well today?
"'Cause, Dad, you're definitely layering Mr. Elsa on Mr. Rio."
"... you have no choice"
"I, I don't want your father taken. Your father's gonna stick to Mr. Rio."
"Let's talk about people for a second"
"I missed it. Take a girl every day. Hit me.... I hate your father. There you go."
"Ange!"
"Your father's idiot!
Wait! Shake me off screaming and Angelica runs into my bedroom.
Because that's the only room Philia can be alone in than sleeping in a shared women's bedroom.
"... are you okay"
With the balls in one hand, Ayako came to see what was going on with her anxious face.
Rio also opened the bathroom door and said, "Is it my fault?" He looks at me with a freaking look.
"... about Angelica, shouldn't we go after her"
I know.
I nodded deeply towards Ayako and walked out for the bedroom.
Ever since we defeated Erin, here's the thing.
I was already at my limit.
After committing a killer that I just don't like, I keep Rio and the cost of living is scurvy, even at work, which is bothering my head.
My stress was at its limit, and it wasn't weird whenever I had a hole in my stomach.
"Ange, we're coming in."
I knocked and quietly opened the door and let myself slip.
Gently lock it with your back hand and keep it out of the way.
"... Ange"
On the bed, Angelica slept on her back.
I only wake up my upper body and look at this one silently.
"... father"
Oh.
I know.
I stand back, lower my posture and pose like a crowding start.
And with a spring all over your body...
"Come on, my old baby!
"Babu!
With all my might, I jumped into Angelica's chest.
"All right, all right. Well done - Father. You did a great job today."
"Mommy... Ange, Mommy..."
My stress was no longer beyond the threshold.
I needed healing now.
So every morning for the past few days, I've played a crazy talking fight before work, and when I argue alone, I make it look like I'm stuck in a private room, okay, okay. I'm getting it.
It was my new routine to hug Angelica and grumble like a one-year-old.
There was no adult pride anywhere.
"Ange... I'm the limit. I don't want to fight... I don't want to go to work..."
"Dude. You're all right now. I've always been on your father's side. I'll be your father's mom no matter how many times you're reborn, and I'll rebirth you. My ovaries and womb are all rented out by your father."
She behaves in a tunkened manner that it was before there were other cohabitants, and spoils them to give up a fresh-born baby when they are together.
Not the tundelle, but the laying delle.
"Angema...... My sixteen-year-old mom...... Younger Moms......"
I bury my face in Angelica's busty chest and indulge in the smell and feel.
Just a little bit of sleeping sweat, a sweet aroma of waking up.
Directly irritates the nostrils for high skin exposure.
Maybe it's because Angelica noticed that motherhood leaks out of the valley these days if she did.
I stuck my nose in the valley of Angelica. I think I may have sensed a lot of therapeutic effects.
"Mom...... I'll be a proper immature in my next life. It comes out with a small body so that Angema can easily give birth"
"Your father is great. You're thinking about your mother's filial piety from the moment you're born. I'm happy to have a well-dressed, gentle dad son and a daughter mom"
Angema gently stroked my head as she emitted a radio wave from her mouth.
"Hey, Dad."
"Oh, my God, Mom"
"... do you want a boob?
You're not answering.
The adult part of me was arguing, but the kid part was like, "Are you okay?" He was disappointed.
"... I'm embarrassed too... Dad seems to be having a lot of problems these days... if only your father would let me do something sensitive while you breastfeed him. Okay, let me do it for you"
Angelica glanced at my lower body and exhaled hot, "... a waiting child in my groin, I will take care of you on my own," she said.
"I don't need a mental age. I'm gonna live my whole life as a zero-year-old."
"Hehe. Your father would be totally sweet."
But I like that place cute. Whispering in a maternal tone, Angelica laid her hands on her tube top.
Loosen my chest and breastfeed me.
I open my mouth and get ready to indulge Angelica's mercy.
- At that time, the sound of knocking on the gongon and the door sounded.
"Neutral. Angeliker. Is it my fault you two are fighting?
Me and Angelica look at each other and get stiff with Piscilli.
When I managed to switch consciousness to adult mode, I replied with a dignified voice.
"It's none of your business about me and Angelica! Just get dressed! You're shooting with me!? You shouldn't have time to relax though!?
"... no, but... you care! I'm sorry if I'm being rude for a reason. If the atmosphere in this house is so messy, am I leaving?
Angelica also turns her voice back from her mom to a girl of her age and speaks to the other side of the door.
"Wow, I'll be fine! I made up with your father!
"... Really? You don't care about me?
"I didn't use it at all! Because I wasn't angry at Mr. Rio himself, I was just punishing your father for deleading to a girl without sight!
"Punishment? Okay...... what did you do?
Angelica screams as she strokes my head.
"I did something to undermine adult pride!
"Heh... you do it. Maybe you care about Sadd. No, I'm not interested in S or M or anything like that. It's a great normal. But you want to hear more about it later?"
"What, are you going to eat up on this topic...?
Angelica begins to wander, so she goes on to follow up.
I shouted the loudest today and scolded Rio.
"You too, go back to your living room! Don't make tea when you and I are discussing this!
"Uh... but..."
"Can't you hear me!? Who the fuck thinks I'm feeding you!? I'm teasing you in the morning, and you can help me with the meal!
[Ryoo Saito's liking has increased by 200]
[Ryoo Saito's sexual excitement has reached 70%]
"Ah good... that showa patriarchal statement from me, great bump... I know you're neutral after all..."
I heard Rio walk towards the kitchen as he hit the wall with Dotambatan.
Me and Angelica immediately restore the atmosphere and return to the relationship between Mom and the baby.
"Angema... suddenly more girls middle and high school co-stars have trouble handling them... they don't match their faces and their names... I feel like I'm in charge of girls' school..."
"It's okay. Your father has a mom on him."
and.
Rio spoke to me again, wondering if I had any footsteps to turn back to here with Dotadota.
"Sorry, Mr. Neutral! I know where my script is!?
"Lost something again!? How far are you going to go?... I saw him fall under the table yesterday!
"Seriously!? Thanks!"
I once again put my tone back on the baby and stick to Angelica.
"Mom... I don't know what that means to calculate taxes or anything... if you suddenly earn more, that's why you're in trouble..."
"Poor father. I'll spoil you right with your mom's tits."
"- Neutral!? I know where my smartphone is!?
"Are you back again, Mama Rio!? That's not how I grasp the baby!? Didn't it fall behind the placenta or something anyway?
"What's a Rio Mom!?
Yabe.
Baby characters for Angelica and Kanbai father characters for Rio got messy.
... I can be asked to switch in a short period of time, so I'm confused...
Damn...... there's no way you can salvage this...!?
Look, Angelica's on the verge of fainting, too, but I try to gobble.
"Those are empty ears now! Nothing! I do think I saw him near the washroom!
"Thanks!"
While we were having such a noisy time, breakfast time was approaching.
The analog clock needle on the wall points to exactly seven o'clock.