Yeah, it doesn't even start when I'm ready.
As a parent here, as a party leader, I have to make a decision.
"All right, all right. If you say that, you guys, make a decent presentation. Stop complaining about your feelings and explain the benefits of bringing yourself in the right way."
"Presentation?"
What is it? and Angelica is decent.
Other otherworldly women - Chloe and Philia - had similar reactions.
... Philia, forty-five, also puts you in the "girls" category. I think I'm such a gentleman.
"Appeal to each of you three to see who's best to take. I can use magic like this, I can contribute like this, you know. You know, before we throw a party, that's what we normally do, right?
"Is it like when you look for fellow adventurers in an adventurer's guild?
"Yeah, that's the kind of nori. I'm a monk, so I can use healing magic, I can use it up to three times a day, I can't have too heavy gear, it's a targeted one."
Sounds like some sort of part-time interview, and the modern man Rio mutters words without romance shards either.
"Why are you even running for Chief Cleric? Including someone who's retired from toddlers in their power is not good enough."
"No, you're not, are you? I brought myself in from him."
"Huh? Really?
When the hell would that be, and Angelica sees Philia's face?
Moment after moment, I didn't miss Phyllia's face twitching.
It is.
If you want to go undercover with me, Philia has to make a grand self-appeal in front of everyone.
In short, it needs to be made clear that he was actually returning it to sanity.
And just settle with Angelica.
"Ahhhhhhh"
"I knew the Chief Cleric would remain crazy. Weren't you wrong about your father?
... a shitty act.
Fine, if that's what you're gonna do, let me take you off the list this time.
"Then it's Ange or Chloe's choice. Well, give me a good presentation on which one to take."
Mmm, and Angelica frowned, staring at Chloe.
This is the momentum we could start in a duel.
"Ha. Okay. You just have to convince your father in words of how useful I am as a force of war, right?
Saying, Angelica stands up completely. And I put my hand on my chest and say.
"I'm an expert in restorative magic, and I look sturdy like this, and then I become a human radar, don't you think, a bargain? It's not for Chloe to know the position and number of enemies from a distance."
"That's right. That's the best thing about bringing Ange."
Blah, blah, blah. I can't beat anyone if I fight normally, so I'm pretty sure the people who support me in terms of aids are more appreciated than in terms of combat power.
Then there may be more armament to Angelica than just a magical swordsman Chloe who can use his sensing skills.
"I knew Ange could use it..."
"Right!? Right!? Please use it! Use it every night!
"Stop the weird rhetoric"
When I was completely Angelica monochromatic in my head, Chloe stood up this time.
"I see, unlike the sacred witch there, I don't have the kind of sensing skills. I'm a knight, simply good at swords and magic. But that still doesn't make me a useful person."
"Well, you're stronger than Angelica, but I'm good enough to fight."
"It's not. I think I can care for my father physically and mentally. This shouldn't be possible in Angelica"
"... what happened?
You still have the hidden balls?
Are you mastering a special sword I don't even know about?
Chloe took a bunch of paper out of her pocket when she was on the diagram all by herself, thinking that maybe she was just pulling my blood and she was a genius, you know, doing my genes, right? Mostly because of me.
"This one."
If you look closely, it was a card with a large business card, made by cutting the flyer into rectangles.
Turn it over, it's a rounded, girly letter that says' shoulder tapping voucher '.
That's what, dozens of them.
"Maybe this is the one called 'My Daughter's Handmade Shoulder Beating Ticket'!?
You're right, and Chloe nods.
"I'm not sure, because I heard that a man who has reached a certain age feels healed because this is what he does"
"It makes sense!... No, it makes ten sense!... whoa, seriously, I'm glad... this stuff stains me better than some kind of color trick..."
Unexpectedly tearing, I saw Angelica shuddering at the end of her sight.
It was a sign when Gerathy caught fire.
"Hey, what is that!? Isn't that the one that has nothing to do with combat at all!? Please be serious!?
"You're doing it. Seriously. Father is the most powerful man in the world, so there's no point in aiding him with swords or magic. Then I'd better specialize in the role of healing your mental and physical fatigue"
"I can do that, too! Wouldn't anyone be able to slap me on the shoulder!?
"Not really. Father is too defensive, so the shoulder slapping side shoulder shouldn't be effective without that status either. Assuming you did it, I think you'd be in a state where you're tickling your shoulders."
I agree with you.
I'm too hard all over my body for a massage chair in that area.
"So... it's impossible for you to heal your father's shoulder without Mr. Chloe...?
That's what I'm talking about.
"... then... it was pointless of me to slap your father on the shoulder before..."
That's not true, that definitely has a relaxing effect because Angelica's chest hits her back so bad.
and so on and thinking about what you can't say even if your mouth is torn,
"Well, if my elderly daughter slaps her father on the shoulder, she'll hit her breasts on the back. I guess it made sense to do it, considering I was serving your father with a bust."
and Chloe uttered a dialogue like tracing my thoughts intact.
It is an exotic statement that makes you feel a definite blood connection.
"Is that so... Wasn't the shoulder slap I've been doing wasted...?
"Yeah! I don't think it was a waste of time."
"Mr. Chloe......!
"So from now on, you should rest assured that you leave that role to me. It's up to me to rub my breasts while I slap your father on the shoulder. Shoulder tapping is what my daughter does to tell her father how busts grow in the first place. I'm the one growing up who deserves it, not the owner of a grown up body like you."
"... Ugh..."
Was shoulder tapping such an evil culture?
After all, I just have fazacon skills, and Chloe feels a little unscrewed.
More importantly, to the ramblings of today, I fear most that no one else will penetrate the women.
It seems like a normal value even if it's their industry.
"... in me... I can't heal your father's shoulder... I can't make a shoulder tap ticket..."
Chloe has a winning grin against Angelica, who kneels disappointingly.
Are you sure?
Can such a nasty battle determine my undercover partner?
Am I going to remain this brave enough to be slapped on the shoulder while a beautiful girl rubs my tits off? He's not a brave man, he's a demon king, isn't he?
Angelica rose loosely when I was confused from various points of view.
There is a strong light in my eyes.
Looks like he grabbed some kind of reverse thread.
"... dangerous... I was about to. Shoulder tapping voucher for my real daughter. This is a trump card, a gold card from the fasacon world. We were about to be compromised."
"If you know, why stand up? The battle is over, by the way. Your father's shoulder blades are there to snuggle my boobs, right?
"... maybe so. But there's also something I can make because I'm the one with no blood connection...!
"Huh?"
As she was halfway down, wondering if it was time for someone to return her sanity, Angelica cut the flyer that was caught in the morning paper into small pieces, and somehow began to write it down with a pen.
Chloe is laughing when she sees it.
"Ha ha! You make shoulder tap tickets too!? It's no use, it's worth it because my real daughter does this...! Where you made it, the sanctity of parents and children doesn't bud there......!
"I know! So I - I make this!
On the piece of paper Angelica scratched like an imprint, she wrote and beat 'Uterine Beating Ticket'.
"... Holy Witch Angelica, can you explain what that means"
"It means exactly what it means! This is a good ticket to concon-con my child's mouth whenever you want!
"Oh, well, does that mean, eh, all-you-can-have vouchers!?
"Yes! Unlike you, if I have no blood connection, it's safe to have a physical relationship with your father! That's why I can make as many tickets as I want!
"Stupid......!?
Apparently it was such a shock that Chloe blew up about a few meters backwards.
Shoulder tapping vouchers off hand dance through the universe.
It's kind of like a character in a card game piece.
It is an evil example of how this kind of picture surface can be raised when high physical abilities and bad rides are combined.
... so which one do you want me to take after all?