Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Prologue April 7th
Since when did you stop celebrating your birthday?
I guess that's what I thought, because today's date was on the display of my phone that fell at my feet.
Today, April 7th, is the thirty-sixth birthday of me, Yayo Oba - and it's going to be the day of my life.
"You guys! You're all bad. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
There's a man screaming like he even touched his chi.... is no longer a beast.
It was the worst life, but the worst it could be until it ended... and God hated him. Ma, we hate each other so much.
........................ Ah, my stomach hurts.
Though it's fallen, there's a head of organization that used to bull this country, don't you have a knife? You didn't, like a pistol... it hurts, it's hard to die... seriously, sucks.
The last voice I hear in my life sucks at fucking Yarrow's stupid laugh.
Yeah... but well, it might look good on me...
There's no indication that a horse racing light is a good idea, so I have no choice but to look back at the past myself. Worst case scenario, there's still going to be time. You know, I'm sure I'll never help you again.
The blood that runs out of his belly is big blood. It forms a roundabout, dyeing the floor of the abandoned building red during demolition.
Your own blood is tangled on your cheeks and hair, and it is unpleasant.
...... cold. I was wondering if it would get warmer soon, and I've been thinking about it here lately.
For twenty years now, my heart stayed cold... and it never warmed up after all.
My parents died in an accident when I was five. It was the Uncle and his wife who took me away from him like he painted a good man.
My uncle ran a small town factory, not so wealthy, but he had many regular customers due to the quality of the product and the accommodating order system, and most importantly its personality. I didn't have time to be poor and I made something early in the morning every day.
I was wondering if he was a clever guy on the move, knowledgeable, and I'm sure there's nothing this guy can't make.
When I realized it, I totally admired my uncle.
My uncle was kind to me as a kid and taught me his skills and knowledge at all costs. "I'm glad the tracing problem is solved," he grinned innocently in his shitty face.
I'm glad they said that... but somewhere lighted up... they called my uncle 'the parent'.... I couldn't call you 'Father'.
My aunt is a soft gentle person with a low back, and I've never seen that guy's angry face. Even when I did something wrong, all I had to do was tell you gently.
Even fish and scum vegetables whose dishes were excellent and whose names were so cheap that I didn't even know them, were a treat if they were in the hands of my aunt.
The apple pie you made at home on my birthday was the best. "Shop cake, I'm sorry I couldn't buy it for you," he says sorry, so I accidentally said, "There's no better cake in the world than this!"... then my aunt cried... and I didn't think... "
In the end, there was light against my aunt as well, and I stayed to call her 'the general'. "Mother," I couldn't call you.
Back then... I didn't have any money, but I had a family.
I was once again given the warmth I lost.
Thank God.
When I was in junior high, the football professional league opened.
Even me, who wasn't interested in football, had enough momentum to get in that boom.
In the alley there was a fashion of bracelets that braided and made colorful yarns, called 'promiscuous rings'. Between 300 and 500 yen. Thin and short, the string I wanted to flatten was sold to fly. The class also wore these on their arms.
Put it on my arm, and there were rumors like that that that my wish would come true if it cut.
So he said, "Promise Ring."
I didn't say a word about wanting it, but the general gave it to me.
He taught me how to knit, and he knitted me for good.... What are you doing, doing chores and factory work for you? By and large, do you think middle school students would wear the promiscuous rings that their parents knit for them? Think about it for a second............... thanks. I was happy.
I've been wearing a promiscuous ring on my left wrist since that day.
After six months of high school, I asked my parents to hire me at the factory. I told her I wanted to help the factory without going to high school.
But neither her parents nor the general gave way to "get out of college".
Save for that, save your money... Parents, you wore the same clothes every day.
Parent technology was also crudely absorbed, and honestly, I was confident that I could become an instant warrior. Yet I couldn't get a job.
Tuition isn't free, is it?
But I couldn't accept my offer.
I started studying for exams late............ yes, that's what I shouldn't have done.
I was immersed in my studies when I couldn't waste my exams. I also paused helping with the factory and stuck in my room and just studied all morning and all night.
So I didn't realize.
That my parents and the general were caught up in the scam.
Parents used the factory as collateral to trade stocks for my further education expenses.
They put me in the mouth of a frigid company that said it was absolutely safe... to me, don't tell me.
Overseas companies, said to be certain of a sharp rise in the future, quickly lowered their share prices and went bankrupt. I checked later, and they said it was a planned bankruptcy. Let out a huge amount of misappropriation, roll up a lot of money from ignorant people to make up for it, and crush the company where it dodges fatalities.
The managers disappear with the large sums of money in their hands... all that remained were the ignorant who lost their debts and their hopes for the future.
At the end of the exam, I refrained from entering high school up close, and I spent my days knowing nothing.
Neither did my parents or my damsel, as usual before me.... I already said it was too late.
The factory I collateralized was seized and even took away a small house and land... that's when my enrollment.
I wish I could have told you...... I knew you wouldn't go to high school and work for me...... I don't have any money so I tried to work with you........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
My parents and the general, who tried to be good parents until the end, dropped me off at the entrance ceremony and said:
"You don't have to worry about anything. They'll be with you forever."
"Money, too, will be decent. Well, come on in."
After the ceremony and a brief homeroom, I headed home.
And I discovered my parents hanging from the ceiling.
I didn't know what that meant...
The sole in front of me, what the hell... I didn't understand.
However, I quickly realized that the shitty crayon painting that the general was making me sneak into her nostalgia was a sketch of the general I gave her on Mother's Day, the first time I came here.
... aren't you stupid?
I was holding that...... I guess I can't take it to the afterlife though.
There was a letter left in my parents' room, and silly I knew everything there for the first time.
That I was caught up in the scam.
That the savings, the house, the factory, they've all been taken.
A fact I didn't know was spelled out in familiar parental letters.
And 'I'm sorry' and...
From there on, it was spelled out after you took me in the gentle letters of the general.
'When they said they couldn't have children and were about to give up, they were going to take me away'.
And the letters between the parent and the general alternated, as always, like when we were all in conversation, and a lot of irregularities were written.
I don't care if what you need to make things is your heart, or if Kawara's cherry blossoms are beautiful this year, or if Ayu is delicious this time of year... but the usual words are lined up... and even my son was proud of himself in the second half. At all costs, my thoughts on me were spelled out.
"I loved you," he said. 'It's an irreplaceable treasure,' he said. 'Whoever may say, you are the proud son of the eagles'...
The last one was my upcoming story.
"Don't worry about the tuition," he said... "because we're both insured" and... "I'm sure the insurance will go down because we've been in there for ten years" and...
'Please, I want you to be happy' and......
Stupid Yarrow......
What, 'I'll always be with you'...
Only about seriousness and honesty, you didn't get it.
You said you'd rather be fooled than fooled...
At the end of the day, you're lying!
He shook his arms up and hit the table hard without hesitation.
That's when... the promiscuous ring I've been wearing broke.
Promise ring that falls off your arm and rolls over the table.
If the wish comes true when it expires, give it back now.
Give me back all my precious things!
I broke it while I was studying, I went far before I realized it, it was all over without me... give me back my routine... let me start over again... now, because I can't go wrong...
"My mistake... let me start over..."
In a quiet house, no one responded to my voice.
That's when I realized.
"He's a fool," he said.
"It's okay."
"Don't worry"
I was fooled by those words, I'm the idiot...
The high school quit that day.
Did you seriously think I'd go through with this? Yeah, you fooled me, you idiot.
The truth is, I wasn't even willing to go to high school.
I'm gonna get a job.
I have dreams, too.
You want to hear it? Hey, 'Father', 'Mother'...
It's me, I'm gonna be a fraud.
So, I'm gonna throw him in hell for doing such a joke.
The memories from it are not very clear.
If I'd known, I'd be 35.
And it was devastating one big organization.
I fraudulently returned my parents' factory to that fraudulent organization that took everything from me.
They were only sensitive to taking away and being taken away, and they were indifferent to getting it.
I loved my men, who welcomed me, gave me various things.
That's why I played it.
I snuck into their nostalgia and accidentally dropped them all.
property into a fundraiser to disadvantaged countries.
Information to the Great Sea Plains of the Net.
And beat their credibility down to the bottom of the earth.
Not a single circle comes in for me.
I guess that's what got them caught off guard.
I don't want your earned money or anything. I'm just happy with that if you guys don't even have it.
That year, two big pieces of news ran around all over Japan.
Picking up and dismantling a major fraudulent organization.
And the head of that organization escaped during the convoy and disappeared.
The head of the fraud organization fled with the help of a collaborator who was still lurking. And he came to the fourth floor of an abandoned building.
I'm making it a safe house, in this place.
Soitz, who disrupted his hair, grew his beard dirty, wore out his clothes and face, and eliminated all the shadows and other shadows that were cowing his tissue, smashed a grudge verse at me with his blood-running eyes.
That's crazy, I just laughed.
Laugh, laugh... and get stabbed.
Small, snug, crappy blade.
It seems like a hassle to even cut a pumpkin, with a cheap knife, my belly was decided.
"You guys! You're all bad. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I was under the illusion that the pig was ringing.
Ugly voice.
It was labeled 'April 7th' on the display of my dropped phone.
Happy shitty birthday...... me.
So, my consciousness finally broke off.
The first thing I felt strange about was my sense of smell.
Smells like dirt.
And the abdomen.... no pain.
And then my back twitches and warms.... the sun?
".................. hmmm"
My head hurts weirdly.
Looks like when I was forced to pack the formula all night.
"Hmm... did you die?
When I woke up, it was a plain.
"............ to?
Nothing, a whole plain.
Wide, wide plains with weeds just about the length of your ankles spread on one side.
……………… Shizuoka?
No, because I had an image of a lot of flatlands at a distance I could go overnight from Tokyo.
But there's nothing and............... a swarm horse?
Oh, Gunma Prefecture people, I'm sorry. Exactly nothing so far...
I don't know what that means.
This is... where?
Let's just take a look at it on my phone.................. and reach into my pocket and notice.
............... Me, why are you wearing a blazer?
What I was wearing was a high school blazer, just through my sleeve once.
And...
"... ah"
On his left wrist, he had a promissory ring wrapped around him.
What the fuck?
What's going on?
Is that a dream?
I'll try to follow your cheek. but we find ourselves in a situation where we don't really know if it hurts or what it is because we don't like pain.
"... cosplay? Me? It's not a cheap AV, it's a high school student cos..."
I'll stroke your chin.... beard, no. It's stuck.
Ha ha, I'll check in my pants........................... oh, here it is, well, right. He grew before his mustache. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not if you're doing it!
What the hell, this!?
What's the situation? So, where are we!?
Scratch your head unintentionally . and a 500-yen ball rolled down from somewhere.
"Hey! Stay!"
I jump in a hurry.
It's dangerous... I almost dropped it.
Thank you. I seem to have a strong obsession with change.
Well, eighty-nine out of ten. My parents' vices must have been wicked...
My parents, who were covenants, took care of the change anyway.
Parents said they would certainly pick up the coins that were falling and the general could walk up to seventy minutes to buy ten yen cheap radishes.
I seem to be taking over the qualities, too, and beside doing a billion business deals, I've been waiting for the supermarket rice balls to get half the price. It's a waste to know if you can buy something at a fixed price!
So it's speechless, like dropping your change. And it's 500 yen, right?
Five hundred yen will get you on the train and you can eat. I can take it to entrepreneurship right now.
"Hmm...?
I know the phrase in my head, and I look at the blazer collar with my finger. There, the double-sided tape was stuck.
"This is..."
So I finally remember.
On the morning of my high school entrance ceremony, I planted five hundred yen balls with double-sided tape on the blazer collar. For times of need.
Five hundred yen will get you on the train and you can eat. Whatever happens, it can be handled.
......................................................
"Am I, like, sixteen back?
April 7th is high school admission day...... make it my birthday, my parents' life day......
On that day, did you come back?
So, uh, an idea turns my head.
A wish I put on a broken promissory ring.
'Make my mistake... let me start over...'
Did you hear that wish...?
You take a long time to process, God. Were you waiting for the order?
If so, here's what you're gonna say.
"Try again the wrong twenty years you've lived as a fraud".
For that, you gave me a chance. Is that what you mean?
I hold the promiscuous ring on my left wrist.
Can we start over... again...
Is that what you're telling me when I let my anger pick a rotten path, and now it's time to live straight as a true human being?
"I... thought there was no god. He didn't reach out to me at the worst or at the worst..."
But now this is how a phenomenon happened that can only be described as a miracle.
I'm supposed to be dead. I'm alive, and I'm 20 years younger.
God says start over the twenty years I've thrown away...
Then I'll tell God...
"Heh! Oh, shit! Peep, pep, pep!
Who's gonna start over!
Did you think I'd change my mind? Sorry to hear that!
It's been a dirty heart for twenty years, this kind of good story. Will you be sober in every miracle of the wind, Boquete!
It's late, for the most part!
In the first place, if we're gonna start over, it'll be before our parents die, think commonsense! Read the air, Ahondala!
Did you think human beings would change their minds if they performed miracles like this? Did you believe that?
You're fooling me! Pup, pup!
"God, I will give you the word of a great man." It's dumber to be fooled. "
Align your index fingers and middle fingers and stretch them, letting them play quickly from your forehead to heaven.
Biscuit has decided, I start walking.
I don't know, but the corner saved my life.
Besides, they're young.
Then again, it's time to sing him a song about life!
Use clever hands, brains, and lies as a weapon.
The negative emotions that were swirling in me because of my revenge were cleanly and refreshingly liquidated, and I kind of feel like I could live positively.
Yes, this step is the first step to a new life!
Strongly tread the earth, and it is a glorious future for me to go! Just go forward!
And I notice when I start walking.
"... so where are we?
As far as I can see, a plain with nothing.
I don't even know where to go to walk or if I can walk to get somewhere...
I don't have water or food.
That... Could this be a big pinch of absolute fate?
"Um..."
I look back at the heavens that provoked Cool earlier.
I was unconsciously rubbing my hands.
"Now for once, something miraculous... won't happen, God?"
But there was no reply.
I knew there was no god in this world, it was a well sunny afternoon.