Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Ten stories, testing to Ginette.
Starting with donations to the church, he met Bertina and Estella, and from the clash between Mormat and the guild to the confrontation with Assunto, and then fixed his chair and desk in an idyllic dining room, making him promise to pay for Gouzouya's stomping down.
Such is the end of the day when so many things have happened, and a new morning is upon us again.
... Just like yesterday, Ginette started working before the sun rose, and I wake up by that good smell.
And then, as yesterday, we descend into the still dark courtyard...
A large white cloth strewn in the courtyard as well as yesterday - witness the entrance to Taoyuan Township.
I heard a long time ago that fishermen who left Taoyuan could never reach Taoyuan again... but I made it. Peach Home Again Now!
The treasure I got yesterday was confiscated by Ginette.
Today's the day I get my treasure. No... have a Happiness!
"Hmm?"
I noticed a caveat I didn't have yesterday when I tried to knock through the gate to Taoyuango.
There is a large piece of paper strapped to the cloth.
Here's what it said there.
'No entry. When you step in, the high voltage current flows'
... Huh.
It's Ginette. Spit some more decent lies if you're going to throw up.
High voltage current?
High voltage currents in different worlds in this de country, like lonely and obsolete from my point of view?
Ha-ha-ha!
That's an interesting joke. Give me the Best Unique Award.
Look, Ginette, remember this.
We treasure hunters, if we have a trap, we burn more.
I know there's a treasure ahead of me!
This kind of threat works!
It's more like a smile!
"No, I'm not going! To paradise of hope!
I rolled up the white cloth without hesitation.
At that moment, intense currents flow across the body.
"Ababa, ababa!"
A tremendous shock runs through from fingertips to tweezers and toes.
Coldness runs like ice stuck in a blood vessel, and then heat spreads like burning.
My nerves get dumb and my hands and feet start acting weird regardless of my will.
Finally, I couldn't stand, and I rolled to the ground, tingling and cramping my whole body.
"Mr. Yashiro!?
Hearing a ringing roar, Ginette comes out of the kitchen to the courtyard.
"How can you touch me when I wrote it was dangerous!?
"... there are... dreams, or... et al."
"There isn't!? The only thing over here is the laundry. Besides, all I washed today were cloth towels and towels, right?
"Pa, pants...... are...?
"You don't get a ton of laundry every day like that!?
If you ask me, yesterday's pants were washed together no matter what I thought.
In short, is that dream sight once a month or not...
Ginette, who spent most of the day looking down, must have been unable to reach the laundry and stockpiled the wash.
So this is... a trap? A trap!?
"... deceived..........................................................................................................................................................................."
"Oh, you know, Estella told me to write and paste it like this... so she told me to set up this machine..."
Ginette shows a palm-sized black box. There was memory and a dial switch on there, two obviously suspicious cords extending.
Was this what Estella was giving Ginette yesterday...
That woman... give me something extra... and why is technology being used only for this...
"Um, I said that Mr. Yashiro would not be caught in such a trap, but Estella said, 'You can bet, but I will definitely be caught'... Wow, I set up the installation thinking that I would trust Mr. Yashiro and never be caught. Yet...... why do you get caught!?
"... because a man has his own world... if you like, it's... with a glimmer of shooting stars running through the sky..."
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it says it's dangerous, doesn't it? Then why don't you open it?"
"... I thought it was a lie..."
"I won't lie."
"If it's a lie, I wanted to think..."
I shouldn't.
My heart is weak because of the pain.... makes me cry. It's a boy.
Ginette carried my body to the dining room.
Let me sit in a stable chair, worthy of care.
... Again, you're right about the inheritance... I couldn't get there, Peach Origin.
"... hardly"
"Does it still hurt, Mr. Yashiro? You know, if it's something I can do, say anything."
"Well, give me your pants"
"I can't do that!
Ginette pulled into the kitchen with a bright red face.
I burst into my desk, and I whimpered.
Today, I vowed to abandon all my work and sleep unfaithfully.
"Right? Like I said, right?
Estella, who came before noon, tells Ginette she's good at it.
"But I knew it was a little pathetic..."
"It's okay. This is a good pill. Look, it's me. 'You have to tell me you're doing something wrong,' he said. That's what he said himself, isn't it?
"That's right..."
Ginette stares at me stuck at her desk with her sorry eyes.
...... Hmm. Do you have a weak body so you can look at it?
"By the way, there's the same thing in Ginette's bedroom, so stay away from the dark."
"What!? Then how am I supposed to sneak in!?
"Um... don't sneak in..."
Damn it!
It's under one of the corners of the roof!
When we got to know each other a little better, we were just going to sneak in in the middle of the night trifles!
Only, insignificantly!
I send the curse into Estella's sight.
But Estella ignores it further and speaks to Ginette.
"Speaking of which, Ginette liked to grill the river now, didn't she?
"Yes, I love it"
Imagawa Yaki!?
"Do you have a river roast now?
"Yes, it's sweet, it's so delicious... I love it"
Well, there seems to be wheat and beans, so wouldn't it be strange if that kind of dish were developed...
But what is Imawayaki until the name............... oh well. Is "Forced Translation Magic," a name familiar to me?
Kind of makes me feel awfully strange when I hear about Imagawayaki or something in the other world, but that's what this place was like.
"Actually, I brought it to Ginette."
"What!?... okay?
"Yeah. We're having lunch for the next week. At least thank you."
"But that's a reward for opening a garbage collection guild..."
"Yashiro's the one who profits from the guild's establishment, right? But it's Ginette who cooks for me. Thinking about it, I kind of feel like one of Yashiro's winners. So give it to Ginette."
"... you don't have my share?
"I don't see any reason why I should give you a present."
... this guy.
You know, it's not good.
It leads to a jerk.
Damn, she's a nasty bitch.
"But..."
"I'm glad you got it."
"Ah... 'Take the courtesy'............ right. Yes, we'd be delighted."
"That's it. I got to go!
Ginette bowed her head deeply when she received the paper bag from Estella.
Assuming that contents are the same as Imagawa Yaki I know......... you only have one in there. That swell.
Damn, why are the people in the 42nd Ward so snug...
If it's a souvenir, bring enough to say, "Go ahead, everyone."
"Well, we'll have it after dinner"
With that said, Ginette put a paper bag of Imawa grill next to me.
"Don't steal it, okay?
"Don't say bad things about people. Make people look like bad people."
Though a fraud.
"So, Mr. Estella. What would you like to order?
"Well... whatever, I'll ask for Ginette's recommendation"
"Yes, we have a menu that we started today, so you'll have that!
That said, Ginette goes into the kitchen.
Yes, Estella came over for lunch.
A few things made me uncomfortable, and I came here for free.
Hyena.
You demon.
You pepper pie!
"What, those defiant eyes? You deserve it, don't you?
"It took the most to get hurt for something that wasn't even treasure... why am I looking at it like this for a cloth towel..."
"I mean, get rid of the evil spirits."
"If you take the distraction from me, what will remain!?
"... wouldn't that statement make you sad yourself?
Hmm.
You have no idea.
How many dreams and hopes a pure boy finds in that little cloth.
Tell me how drunk you are.
"Well, if I punish you for this, you're not gonna think about it anymore."
Estella's peeking into my face.
Yeah, it's abominable.
I turn around and drive Estella out of my sight.
"Don't get into your sight. It's a blind eye."
"Terrible, they say."
"Don't talk. Deaf ear."
"Kateen!"
When I said it out cold, Estella scratched my hair in a squeaky way.
"Yeah, don't touch it! Touch it!"
"No, isn't that right?
Totally. Playing with heartbroken people.
I wish I'd just gone home.
"Thank you for waiting ~"
Ginette brings the dish in a basin.
"Is that it? There's plenty of it."
Estella rounds her eyes to its content.
What was on the basin were stir-fried scum vegetables, stewed imo, and rice balls with grain.
"So many, okay?
"Yes, Mr. Yashiro was devised, it's a 'daily fixed meal'!
"Heh... Daily"
"With all this, the price is reasonable."
"By the way, how much is it?
"It's 25 RB!
Stir-fried scum vegetables are 20 RB. You'll see how good this is.
Needless to say, the flavor is impeccable in quantity and price.
Estella, asking about the price, turns her gaze over here.
"So? What's the reason for cheap?
It's a trade secret.
"Kechi."
"That's a compliment to me, that's"
"Totally..............."
Estella stares at the dishes on the basin and thinks.
"Daily fixing meals…" Daily "or… I mean, by not stating clearly what comes out, I made it possible to use excessive excess ingredients in those occasions"
"Wow! You're right!
Ginette admitted it completely.
It must be a trade secret.
Nevertheless, Estella's reading had almost hit me.
Well, it's a simple story, and I'm just trying to cuddle and offer cheap food for donations to the church.
Even the guests don't come.
You should use it as a dish if you want to add more ingredients. Hooray if you can get a good deal and flow to a menu a little higher than usual. If the price per customer increases by using ingredients that have to be disposed of anyway, that can be said to be a great profit.
I plan to start momat in the future and buy vegetables in bulk from neighboring farmers, so I will be able to continue to offer as much as a fixed meal.
Ginette said, 'Increase the amount! What is different from the' proposal is the difference in the idea of 'disposing of the store's inventory' rather than 'increasing the quantity to be served to customers'.
"So, what's this black thing over here?
"It's black," Estella said, pointing to the rice balls in the grain. "It's black" is outrageous. Say "Azumi".
"This is rice."
"Ginette, it's Rice."
I'm not offering it in rice condition.
Looking at the food depot, there was a ton of rice there.
Bread is mainstream in this city, and rice seems to be barely eaten....... wasted.
They say some districts say rice is the staple food, but it seems little known in District 42.
The rice found in the Yangdu Pavilion also seemed to be secured for feeding chickens.... Oh, what a waste.
From that, I sorted out something that seemed to be in good condition to turn to for food, and took off the grain with a slip.
... but it didn't smell good. It seemed a little rough to eat as white rice.
There, grain rice.
I tried to cook with rice by choosing aromatic and sweet grains that were in the food pantry, such as beans and wheat.
Compared to the ten grains of rice in Japan, the flavour dropped a few steps, but it was still enough to withstand consumption.
Slightly tinted and bright looking for added beans.
Most importantly, this one definitely tastes better compared to that blunt weapon-like black bread!
What is that hard bread? I wouldn't be surprised if it appeared as a murder weapon for two hours of suspension. That thing does 25 RB... you're a fraud.
"It smells strange."
"In time, I'll sign a contract with a rice farmer to offer him white rice."
White rice? Is it delicious?
"Freshly cooked rice is the truth of the world"
From the moment I learned that white rice existed and circulated as food, my heart was captivated by white rice.
I'll definitely get it.
And scratch your freshly cooked rice!
Ginette's cuisine is delicious, but it's still hard to give way to the taste of my hometown.
"Hmm!? Yummy!"
Estella with the original grain rice in her mouth rounds her eyes.
He moves his mochi and cheek and chews diligently.
"The more you chew, the sweeter it is... yeah, it doesn't smell bad either"
"Don't talk while you eat. This is why the poor..."
"Ugh... sorry I'm poor"
Yeami, who emitted to Estella, seemed to pierce Ginette for some reason, and Ginette shrugged her shoulders and drooped her neck.
"Don't bully me."
It's not my fault.
It's Ginette's paranoia.
Even so, this guy... whatever it takes to make me a bad guy.
"If you eat, go home."
"Wouldn't you be so intrusive? As long as the customers come every day and are happy as a dining room, right?
He's not a customer.
"Well, not the dining room, how about you? Wouldn't it be nice to see my face every day?
Try to scratch up your hair and let Estella make a 'don't'.
... What a gag, that is.
"If you want to please me, try being more than the lowest E Cup."
"I wonder why you talk about breasts right away like that!?
Estella slaps her arm on the desk where she was scratching up her hair.
Dishes make a noise with Gachan.
"E, Mr. Estella, please calm down"
"'Poke me in the breast'!?
"'Calm down'! Already, Mr. Yashiro, keep your mouth shut for a moment!
They pissed me off.
I didn't do anything wrong.
"Um, Mr. Estella. You can't care less about the physical. It's not about which, because each one of us is unique, for better or for worse."
"But... I'm a little bigger if I can..."
"You don't have to think about that. And even with big breasts, there's nothing good about it, is there?
"" I guess I'll run out of good things!
"Why, even Mr. Yashiro!?
Me and Estella's voices are aligned.
I didn't know there was going to be a day of disagreement with this guy...
I hate to admit it, but maybe we're alike.
I'll give you my right hand.
Comrade's, shake hands.
"I categorically refuse!
Even so, Estella seems to have bent her navel.
Throw the stir-fried scum vegetables into your mouth abusively and move them with swollen cheeks on the bread.
Right now, if I say a mecha funny gag, it's going to be awesome.
... and I thought, I was stunned with an awesome shape by Estella who sensed something.
Eh... Nori's bad guy...
Estella, who after loaning a slice of mogul and swallowed scum vegetables with a grand throat, has been waving a different topic to change the air.
"So are negotiations going on with other farmers and fishermen?
"I don't think we're moving on yesterday today."
"It's late. Speed is life in business."
Well, it makes sense.
But in my case, Speed is life.
"Ginette doesn't have much time to move."
"Why don't you go alone?
"A strange man came all of a sudden and said, 'Sell the merchandise without going through the guild,' there's no way there's anyone listening"
"Well, sure,"
In that respect, Ginette is very helpful.
Ginette, who is harmless to humans and animals and has the ability to unconditionally stir their opponent's protective appetite, has an extremely high liking from its neighbors.
There is no hand in not taking advantage of it.
So I am thinking about taking a break from the dining room at the earliest possible stage and going around under the producers.
It's just not something I can go around in a day or two... it's a hard part.
"If you're going somewhere, I can help you."
"Are you going to have another free meal?
"That's good. If you can get comfortable help with that."
Comforting, hey...
Well, even if it's hard for Ginette to hear, can it be Estella?
This guy knows how dirty people are, and he assumes someone will suffer. In a way, he's got a "cold blood" close to me.
"Well, let's all go ask for a favor"
and Ginette laughs happily with her hands pounding.
Apparently, you're mistaken for some fun event...
After all, Estella might be here.
"I figured I'd leave Ginette..."
"Why not!? I'll do my best, please!?
That's what makes me nervous.
"You will soon be fooled, and you will be at a disadvantage."
"That's not true. I'm still a very careful person."
... Are you serious?
"Well, I'll give you a test now"
"Test, is it?
I take one rice rice rice balls from a daily basin.
"Hey! That's mine!?
"Don't be a jerk! I'm just gonna flatten it a little!
"Wouldn't it be an asshole to stop that!?
"It's not like it's going to decrease..."
"Less! Will definitely disappear!?
"I can't help it..."
I give up grain rice and reach for a paper bag roasted in Imawa.
"Here's your favorite Imagawa grill"
"Yes."
Let me get it out of the paper bag...... it's really Imagawa roasted. My familiar, circular, that Imagawa grill.
"Let's do this now, half with me."
"Half a dozen?
"That's right. But you love river roasting now, don't you?
"Yes."
"You want to eat a lot if you can, don't you?
"Right...... I'm humble, but I'd love to eat a lot"
"But I will stop it!
"Huh!? Why not!?
"Here's the test."
I'll stare at Ginette and explain the rules slowly.
"Your purpose is to 'eat more than I do'. All right?"
"More than Mr. Yashiro............ yes. Okay."
Ginette snorts, and finds herself.
No, no. It's not a takeover.
"I'll split them in half, and I'll choose which one I'll eat. Is that all right?
"Yes."
"............... okay?
"Huh?... Oh, so you can only eat the same amount!?
This guy thinks he can eat the same amount?
"Do you have any advice?
Seeing Ginette so terrible, Estella pinches her mouth.
Well, maybe some advice.
When I urged her, Estella took one rice balls of grain from the top of the basin and made her break them in half. The rice balls are divided into large chunks and small chunks.
"You can still say half of this, right?
"Ah!?
Ginette stares at the rice balls in the grain, as the scales have fallen from her eyes.
"Is that what happened... I almost lost"
"If it stays that way."
Estella, who broke that far in the first conditional presentation, and Ginette, who hadn't noticed at all until she was told.
The difference between these two is endless.
"And that's why Mr. Yashiro. I can't give you that idea."
I think it's a test, and Ginette tells me in a clear tone.
If you're sure they won't get hurt, this guy can give you a clear opinion. I wish I had done that all the time.
"Well, I'll split it in half, and I'll hand you who you choose. How about this?
Hearing the next proposal, Ginette immediately sees Estella.... think for yourself.
Estella drops her gaze into grain rice once and engraves a deep wrinkle between her brows.
In two parts, if there is a difference between large and small... if Ginette chooses which one to take... Ginette can eat more.
I guess I got to that answer.
Rather, it feels like it's the only way to get there.
But it doesn't seem to stick... the wrinkles between Estella's eyebrows are getting deeper and deeper.
"Come on, what do we do?
"Uh...!?
Staring alternately at me and Estella, Ginette starts panicking.
"Ten seconds left..."
"What! What!?
"Nine... eight... seven..."
"Ahhh, ahhh..."
"Six... five... four... three..."
"Um! Yes, fine! That's fine!
"Two......... right. Let's see how it turns out."
Did you break your heart with the countdown, Ginette holding your chest down?... Uh-oh, you're sinking a mess...
"Maybe you..."
Focus on Ginette's right hand as I plunge into her tits...... no, Estella stared at me and talked to me as I focused only on her right hand into her tits.
Let's uncover the trick. With such eyes.
"Aren't you trying to split it up nicely so you don't know which one you ate a lot?
"It would be disgusting not to wear black and white."
"Then.................. Ah! Right!"
Estella seems to have come to something, distorting her face with regret.
"The winning condition given to Ginette was' eating more than Yashiro '...... if it was the exact same amount, it wouldn't have eaten more!
"Ah!? That's true!
To Estella's words, Ginette also distorts her expression.
Well, that's an interesting idea. Is that also possible?
But no.
I'm going to make it easier to understand and show Ginette how gullible she is.
"Well, I'll halve it"
I said lightly, I broke the Kawayaki into two pieces.
… as a result.
"Huh?"
"Is that it?"
Estella and Ginette are aligned to speak up.
The Imagawa grill that I split obviously had a big and small difference. About half a mouth is bigger on the right.
"Ha-ha-ha! You screwed up, Yashiro."
"I can beat Mr. Yashiro with this."
Estella and Ginette having a big laugh.
Convinced of the win, Ginette points to the bigger one on the right.
"Okay, give me this one"
Shortly after I hear that word, I'll bite as much as I want on the big one's Imagawa grill.
"What!?
Then, after a bite, hand the smaller right, designated person to Ginette.
"... eat... hey, you did"
And flatten those who remain at hand in one bite.
Yeah. Sweet!
Isn't it delicious, Imagawa grilled?
"Ahhh... I loved Imagawayaki, but no..."
Unmaimed.
The only thing left at Ginette's disposal was a small "shard" of Imagawa grill.
I just asked Ginette to choose which one to give me.
I haven't said a word about not putting my hands on it.
"Huh? You'd be easily fooled."
"............................................. Yes"
Ginette is staring in tears at the little shards she has left on hand.
You must really like it.
Sounds very sad.
But if you don't take as much damage as this, this guy won't feel it.
Good medicine.
"Ginette. I'll give it to you again. Don't cry."
".................. no. As a result of my invitation…"
Ginette seems to have reflected on her stupidity.
All right, all right. That's it.
"I mean, Yashiro! Well, how did you do it, Ginette?
With Ginette half crying, Estella seems angry.
He turns his misguided anger on me.
"There was a way to win. The simplest, most aggressive way."
"What was I supposed to do?!?
I'm going to teach Estella and Ginette a very simple solution.
"'I refuse this test,' you could have eaten one whole thing."
"" Ah... "
That's right.
Originally, this Imagawa grill belonged to Ginette.
I could naturally eat a lot more than I did without even letting them use it for testing.
"If you're under the illusion that there's only one world in the field they've set, you're going to be turned upside down."
Listening to my thankful lecture, Estella and Ginette shut up.
All that's left is the lingering aftertaste that spreads through my mouth.
Next time, let's go eat freshly made.
It was just sweet enough to make me think so.