Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Thirty-two stories, bear ears and sweetness.
The day after the Magda escape (commonly known as the Soup Pong Odishan Incarceration).
I was coming to the river in District 42, where the River Fishing Alliance works. There's something I need to tell Delia.
Currently, Magda is asleep. There was no indication at all that I would wake up from last night when I seemed to be in a very deep sleep. I guess my body craves sleep to recover strength.
That's why I left the store and Magda to Ginette, and I was all alone up to the river.
Well, it's not so much a negotiation as just a report. I'll be enough on my own.
The store will have Regina and Estella, and, well, we should figure it out.
The water in the river had increased considerably and in its quantity due to the heavy rains that continued until the other day. Brown, cloudy and flowing fast.
However, it appeared that the treatment had been performed during yesterday, with earthworms piled up on the river's edge.
It would be to prevent the river from flooding.
"But no one..."
I don't see one kid by the river.
After all, is no one close to a river with increased water volumes? It's dangerous.
Oh, my God, I found the beauty of a bear tribe that I was used to seeing about 30 meters away. Delia.
It's just in the shadow of the ear sac and I can't see all over my body, but only my head peeps from above the ear sac because of my long body. The familiar whole bear ear was moving.
"Ooh, Delia!
Raise your hands and speak up.
Face my voice, Delia looking back at this one. When he noticed me, he opened his eyes completely and gave me a full smile.
"Oh, Yashiro!"
Saying, Delia slowly emerges from the shadow of the earthbag.
Start with "Dawn!" and her protruding tits show up, then she can see her tight stomach.
And it's so powerful... it boasts physical beauty that makes you think that this is exactly what a dynamite body is.
Then the personality is rusty and easy to talk to. I like Delia for what she wants.
I was scared at first, but now I'm so excited to see you. I even wish I could have a good relationship in the future.
So I have a friendly grin, too, and I approach Delia at a definite pace. Speak up casually.
"I just wanted to talk to you about something today. Whoa, whoa, whoa!?
It was Delia who showed up from the shadow of the ear sac...... Delia's right arm was grabbed by a giant raccoon with a wet, guttural length of two meters all over her body. He's got his neck gripped, neat, and pulled over.
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"Raccoons are washed uuuuuuuuuu!?
Delia, you finally fucked me!?
That is undoubtedly Omero, deputy guild chief of river fishing guild, … no matter how eye-catching, he does not look like a healthy body. Well and bug breath............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I didn't think I would wash this too lightly because I was a deputy guild leader who didn't have the guts to use it.
"Well done!
Without realizing my face was cramped, Delia raised her right hand wide and swung it with such expressions as a joy explosion.
In that hand, a giant raccoon is grabbed…, a slender raccoon swings around the air and flies a blister.
Raccoons!
The raccoons are being dehydrated so abusively!
"Whoa, parent! And die! Seriously, he's dead!
"Hmm? Oh, bad, bad"
Without any appearance of evil, Delia scratched her head "haha" and a giant raccoon...... again, unleashed the omero of Arawalegma.
What, are you alive?... freaked out. I really thought I'd stop dating Delia.
"What were you doing?
"Hmm? Ah. He still can't swim, so I taught him how to swim."
In this incredible river?
"Big says we combine small, and if we can swim on this river, the regular river will allow us to swim at our leisure, right?
No, I'm not even going to be able to get close because of my fear of water...?
"Even so, he's a gutless guy. Turn up the sound with this much flow."
No... because it's impossible to swim in this incredible river?
"Can't you swim, River Fishing Guild Deputy Guild Manager?
I ask Omero, who frees me from Delia and enters the ground.
Omero looks up at me with a ragged, lifeless face that still seems to fall, laughing powerlessly.
"I wash... I'm good at it."
"No, it has nothing to do with swimming."
This guy, Deputy Guild Manager, I wish I'd stop.
I can't swim, I'm scared of the guild leader and I can't even talk through it, my lower body is still a bunch of dirty bikini pants...
"Yes, will Yashiro swim with us?
"You know what business manslaughter is?
If you are thrown into this river, you will die for sure. I'm confident I'll die.
"The river is my friend, isn't it?
"No matter how many friends you have, you'll take a gentle distance when you're wild."
Too bad it's a shivering Delia, but even if you show your face like that, you can't help it, it's only one time! "I'm not going to tell you that.
The flow of this river is beyond a good level of proximity. Even river children are at the level of ascending from the water and evacuating from the river plains.
"Well, let's not."
Delia joining hands behind her head looking bored.
You seem to have kept me in mind. Above all.
"... good, brother..."
Omero crawls over to me, still dying.
I don't want to get wet, so I don't imitate it like I can lend a hand, and I look down.
"............... hey, give me a hand, will you?
"Uh-huh..."
"... I'm gonna die, okay?
I can't help it.
Let's just say I'll charge you later for cleaning wet clothes.
I'll crouch down and lend Omero my shoulder.
"So, what did you want?
"Hmm?... Oh, swimming with my parents is life-threatening."
"I guess that's because you're Kanazuchi."
"That's not true... give me a ear..."
Omero comes close to his face gleefully.
I whisper in a very small voice, aware of Delia, who obviously stands behind me.
"Parents are naked when swimming."
"You! Why didn't you tell me that first?
You said no!
Can we cancel now?
I didn't say no, so I figured I'd swim.
"Bakka, oh man! Parents say they don't give a shit because they have such a penniless personality... but just in case you feel bad about it... they're gonna wash you?
"So you're the only one who's scared."
"Can I be dehydrated and dried in the sun after being washed!?
"Your analogy, you can't leave the laundry. Even the rules?
Mostly, you take your clothes off yourself. You know as well as you can see with those eyes, don't you?
"My parents, they don't mean to 'do that' in any way. So I totally hate the guy I'm going to see with my 'like that' eyes"
"Are you wandering around dressed like that?
"I'm dressed because I'm easy to move, not to entertain someone."
That's a hell of a selfish story.
"I'm just dressed in stylish, highly exposed clothes, so don't look at me with nasty eyes," said a high school girl with a fucking short skirt. I'm going to watch.
"When our parents take it off in front of us, we tell ourselves that what we have there is Ogi. He can't do that, he smashes his own eyes."
"I'm scared!
"It's better that way!
"Can't you do more than that!?
Come on, Delia, I'm scared. It's super scary.
"So it was a wise decision to refuse to swim."
I'm glad this isn't a peaceful, sunny day.
If the river had flowed slowly, I would have been on that invitation. And.....................
"What are you talking about, two men?"
Me and Omero, who were talking face-to-face and hissing. Between that face and that face, Delia's face breaks in.
The cheeks touch each other. thrilled.... in two ways.
You can't lust me for such close skinning, can you?
When you look at Chirali and Omero...
"If you don't want to throw away the rest of your life, bear with it."
- I was sent a gaze.
... what kind of torture are you waiting for?
"Oh, yeah, Delia. I wanted to talk to you."
I distance myself from Delia while changing the subject.
Unlike innocent creatures in the world of picture books like Ginette, children like Magda, and soggy tits like Estella, Delia is a fully mature woman.... I don't even have to enjoy keeping Libido down.
Actually, Magda got hurt.
"Magda is that tiger girl?
"Oh, that's him. So I want you to reduce the amount of fish you buy from the river fishing guild for a while"
"Why not!?
'Cause he stopped eating a lot.'
When Magda hunts, she consumes a lot of food.
For this reason, garbage collection guilds were starting to buy in nearly three times as much as ever from agricultural guilds and river fishing guilds.
Have it undone until Magda's wounds heal. We don't need that much food than Magda can't go hunting.
"... no. Even though the river can't fish like this... income..."
Delia's face turns bright blue.
I guess the increase in water in the river made it impossible to fish.
So I couldn't deal with the merchant guild, and I saved my deal with the garbage collection guild, and I lost all my income at once.
"... when this happens... I don't want to... but I just have to make money with my body..."
"Huh!?
There was a strange voice in the unexpected Delia statement.
De, Delia... You, no way...
"Attack the traveler who seems to have the money from behind... the hardware... eh!
"It was a lot different way to make money than I thought!?
"Look, parent... now I'm pretty much a maiden"
No, Omero. The maiden I know doesn't share such opposition ideas.
"Yes, Omero! I'm gonna supervise your swim, so pay your annual dues!
"Huh!?
"What the fuck? You want to be able to swim, too, right?
"Yes, no............... (I feel like crossing the Three Ways River before I can swim...)"
The second half was three times faster than a very small voice, but I could hear it clearly.
"We have to make some money somehow. It sucks. Please help me!
Delia stuffed in Omero. Omero throws a gaze at me for help in tears.
... shouldn't this guy really stop being a deputy guild chief?
"Delia. Are you also in debt?
The first thing that came to mind was the goof-lead I saw on the boulevard.
If I can't pay him back the money I owe him, he'll make me a frog. He's a horrible man.
"No... I don't owe you anything... just..."
Delia squeaks at you.
He leans down like a light and stares at me with his upper hand.
"There's something sweet... because I want to eat"
Huh?
"Oh, I love sweet things! You have nightmares when you can't eat sweet food at the end of the day! It's such a scary nightmare! Why don't you cry?
What, that cute reason......
"So Omero! While I can't fish, I'll sink you to the bottom of the river and roll up the gold!
"Parents, don't be a director or anything anymore!
Blackmail, blackmail, robbery.
I hear the water blame is painful... and Omero throws her gaze all over here crying for help.
"Omero. Why don't you contribute all the money?
"That's no good! If you don't keep your monetary connections right because of how many guild people you are, your organization will collapse, right? Not only is it forbidden to lend, but it's forbidden to give. So you have to sink this guy to the bottom of the river!
I had the best opinion on the way there, but I don't understand anything after "so".
"Brother... will you listen to me?
"Wait, wait. It's too early to give up your life, Omero."
Tears dry up, and I wait for Omero, who has an enlightened look like a samurai just before I cut her belly.
Exactly. Shooting is bad aftertaste.
Here I send an eye contact to Omero.
"If I help you, what will you do in return?".
From Omero.
"I'll do anything! Killing and thieving, if not damaging the mood of your parents!
- And it came back.
Is it a felony enough to line up there to undermine Delia's mood?
Then... and I think.
What I want Omero to ask for... what Omero is going to help me with, what I'm craving... I can't ask Omero to increase the amount because the river fish deal is going directly with Delia, and it would be impossible to get him to mouth it from this guy to accommodate Delia... what Omero seems to be able to do alone..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Right away, I'll send Omero an eye contact.
"There's a trail full of weeds, but could you step on the weeds with your giant and make your way?
"Do it! That's how cheap you are! Get rid of the weeds while the road is soaking, and when the soil is dry, let me step on it and let me step on it responsibly until the road stabilizes!
We instantly communicated our intentions, and we made a deal with eyes and eyes.
This will also make it easier to get through the Beast Road to Yap Rock's house. Sometimes it helps that he's just a big guy for nothing.
Then I'll help you.
"Delia. Anything sweet?
"Hmm? Oh, whatever. Pumpkins or boiled beans..."
Broader range!?
Can I put that in the "sweet stuff" category!?
Call a stylish girl in Japan and say, "Let's go eat sweet food," and if you serve boiled beans, they'll beat you up?
But, well, whatever...
"How about this?
Remove the honey popcorn from the bag hanging on your hips.
As Magda could escape again, Yangdu Pavilion officials were required to carry a meal of honey popcorn every morning.
You can go home and make it again, and you won't have a problem doing it to Delia here.
"Oh, my God, this smells so sweet. Ugh!
When I opened the bag of honey popcorn, Delia jumped in tremendous momentum.
"Kunka-kun! Ha ha ha ha ha!
"Scary, scary, scary! They're going to eat me, and I'm so scared!
Delia, who is about half bigger than me, comes covered to lay me down.
If a wild bear does the same thing to you, you must give up your life.
"Hey, dude, what's this!? What is this!? Dreams? Is this a dream treat?
"Oh, calm down! Just try one. Okay? And calm down!
Gougly and looming Delia.
Though I would have 'yes' emotions after being so closely dressed in costumes that are originally thin and toxic to the eyes that my skin over there is exposed to.... Oh, shit. You were waving a wet raccoon all the way up until just now, and I'm kind of thrilled to smell like a sweet girl!
"Ha, just, can I eat it?
"Give me some popcorn!
"Eat!
"Have a popcorn!
Delia of momentum that seems to swallow me whole. I can no longer even hear a stop.
I had no choice but to pick a grain of honey popcorn and throw it into Delia's mouth.
"Huh!?
Delia's mouth closes as the popcorn touches her tongue.
And roll over your tongue at first...... chew slowly.
- Shh... Shh... Shh, shh, shh!
Too much bite! There won't be any more prototypes left, that!?
and suddenly went into the ground like Delia was weakened.
Throw your front seated legs out to the left and right and put your buttocks on the ground - dressed so called 'girl sitting', Delia covers her own face with her hands.
............... what?
"... uhhhhhhhhhhh!
Want to cry out!?
"It's sweet... it's delicious..."
I was thrilled!?
Apparently, Delia's sweet food lover was pretty serious and she was tearing up her first honey popcorn to eat.
... It's not a character...
"Oh, is that so sweet? Oh, you're gonna split one for me, too, aren't you, brother?
sleigh and crawled over to Omero.
But I was glanced at by a loosely-faced Delia and retreated nearly 100 meters at thirty-eight times the speed I had when I approached her.
... I can't see Delia's face from here... but I can guess that just the rising aura has a pretty horrible look on her face.
... Omero. You're going to step right through Delia's mines...
"It's okay, Delia. There's still a lot of it. I'll do this all to you, so don't eat Omero."
"Ho, you really give me everything!?
Delia said, "Grunt!" and turn to this one.
The angry mundane aura that was standing spreads misty, and the peachy aura that hearts fly across spreads instead.
He looks happy.
If I sold it, I might have bought it, but now that I lose Omero, there will be no one to fix my way to Yap Rock's house.... No, he dies.
It would be cheap if you thought you bought Omero's life in popcorn.... It's light, his life.
Passing the bag of popcorn, Delia holds it with both hands looking important and throws it into a grain of mouth.
"..................................................................!
Show a small, mellow smile.
You look like a little girl when you do this. I'm sitting here.
Bear ears move perfectly and I can see how in a good mood.
Now, Omero's life will not be in danger.
In front of me is a girl obsessed with sweet treats.
Isn't that something cute?
It makes me want to pretend to be asexual when I look at the whole bear-ear shaking in front of me.
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"Yes."
"-!?
I'll even try to pick the bears ears that were shaking.
Ooh, it's thick and puffy and moffy... this is comfortable to touch.
It feels like puffing meatballs. It's going to be a habit.
"Become, what are you doing, brother?!?
From 100 meters away, Omero comes running at high speeds at the men's finals level 100 meters on the world shore, and he holds up my body and runs through another 100 meters or so with that momentum.
my arm ate into my stomach............ I almost threw up breakfast.
"Nah... what the fuck...?
"That's our line. Yikes!
What? Did I do something?
"You just said that!? Parents say she's a pure, innocent angel-like maiden!
"There are so many modifiers, but, well, you said it.
"So you said you shouldn't do 'that'!?
"I guess I was just moffing my ears."
"The ears of the bear tribe... that, in a very delicate place... are a place you shouldn't touch as much as your boobs!
"What!?
A terrible shock rushes through me.
"Well, I should have touched your tits!
"That's not what I meant!
"No, if it pisses you off anyway!
"You don't have to be angry enough! Brother, get out of the city now! Run straight to the city gate without looking back! If you look at the aura of your parents, your feet won't move because of fear!
Omero's expression was serious in itself.
... Is this a serious, nasty situation?
"No, I... I have luggage and stuff in the Yangdu Pavilion..."
"Which is more important, luggage or life!?
You're telling me you won't even give me 40 seconds to prepare?
"Brother, I'll never forget you. You can go to a different city and be a master."
"Just give me a minute. I can't even guess the other city..."
"Parental genuine aura sucks at the level of unconsciousness just touching......................................."
That's all I said, Omero's body suddenly swayed with grain.
Omero's body leans to the right at a rate like a comma feed.
As the giant is overthrown, we see another person, another figure, behind it.
............... Delia.
Delia stood behind Omero.
Omero seems to have passed out after being hit by Delia's aura......... me, dying?
".................. Yashiro......"
A leaning delia squeaks.
Even though it's a small voice, it got to the tympanic membrane clearly.
... Ah, me, dead.
"... yes, all of a sudden... don't do anything weird..."
"............ to?
Something's wrong...
Omero's story should have meant that when I acted 'like that', it wouldn't be weird for Delia to kill me instantly, and the bear ears I did should also fall under the 'like that' act, so I had no other way but to be killed instantly...
"... Yashiro, so specially, I forgive you... just this once, so..."
He's leaning down, hands behind his back, and shaking his shoulders like a twist on his hips.
And his face was dyed bright red enough to tell clearly.
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"Po, popcorn, it was delicious! Well, so be it!
What's that, an excuse for a tundelle roundup?
Me, when were you flagging?
"Oh, parent..."
A chunk of hair rolling at Delia's feet - Omero regains consciousness and looks up at Delia.
"Hey, my parents like this brother -"
Delia's right leg plunged into Omero's abdomen. The sound sounded like a ground howl, and the earth swayed slightly.
Omero seems to have lost consciousness again.... Really, you're treading too many mines, you.
"Oh, yeah, Yashiro!
Delia shouts out loud so she can change the subject.
I came up with a very good thing - it seemed like such a word was written all over Delia's face.
"The tiger daughter got hurt, and you're not manned enough, are you?
No, well... the hunt is forced to rest thanks to Magda's injuries, but it doesn't mean she's understaffed.
The store can cut Ginette up by herself, and me and Estella can help...
"While we can't fish the river, do you want me to help you shop?
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"Hey, what the fuck! Don't you like it?
"No... I don't like it..."
I assure you, I can't serve Delia.
This guy punches his customers fine.
No, before that, I might be scared of Delia and keep my guests from leaning on me.
... That's troublesome.
"Oh, I don't need the money!
"No, you're in trouble without money, aren't you?
"I wish I had this!
That said, stick out a bag of honey popcorn with both hands.
... Pay with popcorn?
"If you work hard all day, you just have to give me one serving of this after work! I wish I could eat something sweet before I go to bed!
Sure, it's a condition of breaking.
Even if the customer service industry is not possible, it may be advisable to ask for hard work, such as salary scales and the transport of luggage.
............... Hmm.
Though.
"Probably not allowed by our store manager without pay"
"You're saying you don't need me, right?
"Still, it's our manager who doesn't ask."
I try to be disciplined towards others because I am poor. That's what he is.
"So how about cheap pay, noon and evening meals and end-of-work popcorn?
"Is that good!? Let me do it!
Delia couldn't contain her excitement and shook my hands up and down.... shoulder, off!
"Ha!? Oh, I'm sorry!
Look at my face distorted in agony, Delia lets go.
Flip around and turn your back on me.
Then, stare zipperly at the hand that was connected and dye your cheeks.
... No, no, no, not that maiden tick thing, but this one was one step ahead of the injury case?
"............... Now I can be with Yashiro"
I don't know what you liked so much about me, but, well, it's not a bad thing they like me. Make sure everything is accommodating.
Well, most of all. I can't swing that to a negotiating card.
So I'll leave it to you that I didn't hear what you just said.
"Then come to the Yangdu Pavilion for once. Ginette - I'll talk to the manager."
"Yeah! Okay! Let's go now!
"From now on? Okay, what's your special training on swimming Omero?
Turning a glance at Chirali, Omero said, "What are you talking about extra!? Just take him now!" He was sending his precautions with desperate shapes.
............... I think I'll say no, byte.
"Omero can't swim no matter what he does anyway, it's okay"
"What!?
It was Omero who leaked his voice to the stunned remarks.
... You're totally abandoned... well, then why did you train on such a bad river condition on the worst day... well, I guess I was free.
"Well, let's go."
"Ah!"
When I walk out, Delia comes with it.
I'm sure by now, Omero will have a joyous look on his face.
"Ah......"
After a few steps, Delia raises her voice.
Looking back, Delia was holding her own ear in a red face.
"Just one thing... I promise, I want you to"
She tries to pin her escaping gaze on me, and Delia opens her mouth.
"Hih, I touch my ears in public because... no"
... should it not be in public?
Bear ears are on par with boobs, right?
"Okay. I won't touch you anymore."
Tits are more fun anyway.
I can't even tell you to let me touch your boobs... oh, abnormal. The world is intelligent.
"Absolutely!
"Okay, I get it."
"Absolutely absolutely!
"Yes, sir."
"It's absolutely absolute!
"If you persevere too much, you'll moff them both at the top!?
"-! Ugh! You're a jerk, Yashiro. Ha!
After these conversations, a woman says, "Peep!" and slap him on the shoulder... what an act everyone would admire if it were a boy. But what happens if the other person is Delia...
Solution - It will turn to severe pain like I think the bone has been crushed.
Ouch.
It hurts so much that it doesn't hurt anything.
If my bone density had been just a little lower, it would have been crushed.
Lessons learned.
The more sexual harassment.
Then, calcium is better for you.