Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Forty stories, the frightening air before the opening.
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"What, that (a) minor theme song!?
Today, after a night in the slums, Loretta's brother and sister were coming to the kitchen at the Yangdu Pavilion.
Lecture how to make popcorn.
... but.
"Magda, what the hell was that?"
"... a bard who used to come to the city did this"
The bard was doing something like cooking for three minutes?
"... was cooking while mumbling a dark song that was going to curse someone to death"
"I'm scared! The bard, and you who wanted to see it and imitate it!
"... I had no meal bill and worked in the tavern kitchen on a short-term contract"
There's one in this world, too, a system that works and pays.
"... I was just hearing a song from the kitchen that was going to curse me just to listen... and all my customers except Magda were running away"
"Why didn't you run away?
"... touched the harp line, did you?
Is this girl's sensibility okay...
"... Today, I want to make popcorn, cursing someone"
"Make it normal!
I have installed permission to sell the move and plan to start selling it tomorrow.
For tomorrow's sake, Magda is supposed to be ready, but I'm going to tell you now, thinking about the future.
If we get on well with the flow, we'll get more and more sales.
There should be a lot of cooks.
"... everyone, imitate Magda"
"" "Ha-ha-ha!
For once, the fire was used, so the group was assembled as the cook all year round. It's dangerous for young people.
By the way, the elderly are outdoors...... I mean salespeople. I'll handle the money, I'll serve the customers. I decided to ask the elderly for responsible faces.
That's why the team came all year round to the Yangdai Pavilion kitchen with eight people, as representatives.
After all, I'm going to take the form of these kids mastering popcorn and teaching it to the next kids.
"..., yes"
"" "Rock, roll, roll, roll" "
"You don't have to imitate me there!
And it's my job to oversee so that the technology transmitted doesn't go crazy.
You can't lose quality, including flavor.
"Magda. Tell him exactly what I taught him. You guys shouldn't put in weird arrangements or anything in the future. It's surprisingly important that business doesn't change."
How many times has the chain store's "O O" been improved! 'Did you hear the complaint?
"We have renewed our favorite traditional popular products so that we can offer more customers at a price that is easy to ask for!"... cost cut in the name of. Companies that do this will lose performance. "What!? So much!?" So depressing. Furthermore, no matter how hard I put my hands on them afterwards, the customers who have left will not return… I have always wondered why no company learns.
I won't let that happen at the Yangdu Pavilion.
Ginette won't be out of hand, so the rest of us will be able to prevent a drop in quality if we keep this place dead.
"... Guys, no clue, no"
"" "Ha-ha!
All year round the hamsters miss Magda a lot.
I missed the kids at the church right away and... Magda is popular with kids, isn't she?
"... but we need to be playful"
"" "Ha-ha!
"Make it with no heart - no!
Pick both of Magda's ears with your fingers.
... No, you just have a fist bone in Magda or something, poor thing? Womalo opponents can do it without hesitation though.
"... Ya, palm... Um..."
I was going to do a little punishment, but something's wrong with Magda.
The hairs on my tail are turned upside down and I feel very thick.
My arms about to touch my head bend halfway and repeat subtle movements like, "Let's touch... let's not..."
Rather...
"... of the Beastman tribe... ears are... rubbing is... no..."
"Ha!?
Speaking of which, I had a little boredom rubbing Delia's ears before... I totally forgot.
"Oh, I'm sorry... I'll be careful later"
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Magda snorts silently.
Wow... it's lit up... I did something wrong.
"Brother."
The hamster hunts me down in a hurry.
"Touch your sister's ears, too?
"I'm not touching you!
"Why? Don't you like your sister?
"I don't hate it... but it's not as intimate as touching my ears. You know?"
I can't say bad things to my child.
... because it's something that often gets lost, the information that a child gets.
So I picked the words carefully and said... I was going to.
"... intimate..."
Magda's tail waved next door.
... in the light, ru... that's fine, right? You're not running scared, are you?
It's hard, Magda... because her expression doesn't show up on her face at all...
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"Magda!? I'm so sorry!? Are you all right?
"... fine. Daily tea meals. Magda is an adult woman"
"Okay. Anyway, if you find out you've upset me outrageously, don't throw up a lie that finds out it's a lie the minute you throw up. Spirit God sees you, in this city."
"... Spirit God is... Mabdachi"
"Give me a break pinch! Dr. Magda, wait!
I put a no in the hamsters and decided to take a break.
I will send Magda back to her room once and ask her to come back when she calms down.
Oh...... I really need to weigh myself................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. He said he heard about the bear. It's more impossible to pick such a puffy spot....... Ah, Neferry is fine. I don't like chicken crowns (the red one over my head) or meat sags (the red one under my beak) or puffiness.
Then Magda came back in a few minutes...
"... I'm fine now. Teach it right... so Yashiro's a little... take it off."
And they kicked me out.
Magda is also a girl...... and so on, it makes me sad that my heart is helpless and Osama...
But he said, "Pants, are you there? 'Compared to when it was, isn't that a lot of growth? Wouldn't it be nice if Magda was a little grown up?
And with that in mind, I decided to distract myself from the sadness of being kicked out.
When I went out to the dining room, Delia and Marsha sat in the corner seat. Delia is here today as a customer.
"Ooh! Yashiro!"
"Oh, you're out of time."
A bear daughter of a river fishing guild and a mermaid of a sea fishing guild are across the street eating honey popcorn.
"Sorry, Yashiro. The main business is busier and I can't really come and help. Come on."
"Don't worry about it. The newcomers are in, and Delia should make her job a priority."
"It would help if you could say that."
"But come back and help me in my spare time."
"Oh? Yashiro, I wonder if you're Delia's favorite?
"Oh, really?
"Oh, no, I mean... there's a fan of Delia's super mini-made. Shut up and tell me what shift day it is."
"Ah, my fan!?
Delia seems very surprised, but there are many fans of Delia for it.
Because it's a rare and cool system in a sunny pavilion full of cute ones.
"Marsha...... sorry. I can do it urgently..."
"No, I can't. I'm in trouble over here."
That's my friend for years. I guess anything Delia says is a prospect.... No, I could understand that earlier, too.
"Was there a problem, too?
"Uh-huh, a little dirty water..."
"Sewage?"
Marsha with a troubled face starts talking as she picks popcorn.
"Because of this long rain, muddy water is spilling out into the sea."
"Even the river fishing guilds are taking measures to prevent muddy water from flowing into the sea..."
"You're not doing well?
"The amount of rain was amazing."
"And hey, so is muddy water... the occasions of human physiological phenomena are flowing into the ocean"
"Occasional Physiological Phenomena" is, in short, about fecal urine.
It is common in this world to fertilize for fattening.
But because of the long rains that have fallen or stopped over the past month, it seems that sewage has flowed into the river from some of them.
"If it's a little bit, I hope it's because the fish will eat it. Not too many..."
"But we're in trouble because the water on the river is dirty."
"So, you and I were discussing measures."
That said, when I look at it because of the haha, it just looks like we're eating popcorn together.
"Tell me if there's anything I can do. I'll work with you as much as I can."
But I'm asking for something in return. - And keep quiet here.
"It's sweet, you are. Then I guess I'll ask you to clean the net again. I'll bring it next time."
"Well, I'd love some popcorn!
Neither has anything to do with sewage, does it?
Ah, but. Is it possible to expand the range to the river if the mobile sales of popcorn are successful? Don't spread your expectations.
Oh, yeah. Let me use this guy.
"Delia, we're working on the river tomorrow, right?
"Oh. We're going to build up the ear sac a little higher with the River Fishing Alliance total out. It's going to rain again in less than a week."
Then let's try to disturb you there.
... even if it rains hard...
Fortunately, the weather has managed to hold here lately. I want to keep some track record in the meantime because you'll probably carry it around for a few more days.
If customers are waiting for the sale to resume while the rain prevents them from selling on the move, the sales will explode when it resumes.
Is the first three days a battle?
"Well, take your time"
"Ah. Don't be lenient while you eat popcorn"
"Thank you for your concern, Mr. Yashiro. But Delia. Don't be too generous. Let's talk about it."
In the meantime, there seems to be nothing I can do to help right now, so I'm leaving the scene.
Exit the dining room and turn to the back of the store. Past the bathroom, in front of the firewood yard.
There were, um, Umaro and four Ham kids elders. Ham kids are all men, helping out with Oomaro.
"Ah, there! The nail hits straight, sss!
"Yes, sss!
No, because you don't have to imitate the tone.
You're honest, for better or worse, the hamsters.
"How's it going?
"Ah, Mr. Yashiro. Pussy is a place. Two cars in a hurry will be finished by evening."
Womalo has created a mobile luggage truck that he promised yesterday.
When it comes to luggage, it's not shaped like a rear car, it's shaped like a stall. Perhaps it's a complete stall.
Towards the handle pulling the stall, the customer side on the right and the clerk side on the left.
There are two large wheels on the sides, and at the time of sale the stall is secured with a stopper.
From the bottom of the stall to the height of the chest is box-shaped, which can be opened and closed from the clerk's side, so that products and money can enter the box. And the roof is attached to the top of the stall.
I would love to be able to cook outside with a small built-in chives... well, it would be like this at first.
"How are the hamsters?
"Still in the sss. But motivation and guts come from big things, tough to work out."
"Good luck, sss!
"Beyond the building beam, sss!
"Look, I'm not talking, I'm moving my hands, sss!
"" Yes, sss!
"... too innocent to feel good or bad."
While sighing, Oomaro seemed to have a little fun.
Is the inheritance of technology still an interesting thing?
... Speaking of which, my parents looked awesome and fun when teaching me things...
"Ouilla's not sweet, from the sss! Bishi, I'm gonna mop you up, I'm gonna be ready!
"" "Yes, sss!
He is a man who depends on him.
A vessel as a human could be a good battle with our parents.
... Oh, my God, Magda just showed up in the backyard.
"... Yashiro. Okay?"
"" "" "Haaaa! Magda Tan. Seriously, angel. Shh!
"You're not spreading a strange disease!
Bacillus Oumarrhoea is wielding tremendous ferocity. As many as four people are already infected...
Biohazard.
"So, what's going on, Magda?
"... brought popcorn plugs to everyone who works hard"
"" "" "Haaaa! Magda Tan's Handmade Popcorn!
"... it was my sisters who made it"
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Don't be nervous.
"... but all my sisters... Tsubetsu"
"" "" "".................. Huh!?
"What!? No, but..." You don't look like that.
What the hell, that unity of yours?
"... Yashiro, give me a tasting"
"Right. Then I'll have one."
The popcorn handed to Magda was warm and fluffy with honey notes.
... but.
"There are too many grains I haven't bounced. Yet there are people who are burning. The frying pan is so sweet. Then, honey melts properly with butter and milk. This, then, is too Vietnamese to look pretty."
"... oh... tough"
"You want to serve delicious food at its best, don't you?
"… Agreed"
"You guys heard the ss!?
"" "" Yes, sss! '... Agreed' ssss!
"Not that way, sss! No, that's the one that matters with the clear voice of the angel, but Mr. Yashiro's words!
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"The Oilers, too, hand over top-notch luggage cars at their best! That's what a pro is!
"" "" Yes, sss! Yashirotan, seriously angel!
"Mr. Yashiro is not an angel, sss! Magda, how rude of you to treat me in the same row as you, Magda!
"All right, you five, come here for a second. Let's talk about it with our fists."
He's always rude.
Damn, you're not even a rock man, Womalo is.
The vessel as a human must still be immature. Otherwise it would be distorted by snoring.
Totally lamentable.
"Magda, Oomaro. Everyone, be ready by tomorrow."
"Huh? Didn't we start selling mobile the day after tomorrow, suss?
"Tomorrow we're going to run a test sale with final confirmation. Can you be scared of hitting the real thing?"
"Oh, I see, sss. Well, we can actually move it and see if there's anything wrong with it."
"... try this one and see if it's inconvenient"
These two are instructors in mobile sales of popcorn. I'm counting on you.
"Tomorrow, as a prep exercise, I'm going to the River Fishing Guild for sale"
"Is that Mr. Delia's squirrel?
"Oh. You can actually take the money, and you'll see more if you're rude, and if you fail, well, it's a great practice ground to manage to delude."
"... Mr. Yashiro, you're pretty eggy among your people, aren't you? I'm gonna lose my friend, okay?
Hmm. If that's not going to happen, it means he wasn't my friend.
A friend is someone who lends money unconditionally, whenever and under any circumstances. If that's who he is, I'll call him my best friend.
That's how the work proceeded to the steep pitch.
Although there has been a lot of trouble with both the next day's advance practice and the small money earner, it is not a notable matter, so I will discount it.
If I were to touch it lightly, Omero would get his hands on the honey popcorn that was supposed to cross to Delia... jabbed and washed by a turbulent, wild river...... what a common everyday problem it was only about.
Mediocre, as usual.
But there seemed to be results from doing the prep practice, and the quality of the popcorn became stable. It will still take a little while to cook, but it will be okay to leave it to my sisters. And then Magda should be able to adjust well.
And I picked you up, the first day of the opening.
It is the debut of Moving Popcorn Distribution Office, "Yang Ma Ma Ting No.2" and "Yang Ma Ting No.7".
I said why shops two and seven...
If the quality is high in store number two, along with the image that "the flavor is protected," you can give the customer peace of mind, and if you succeed, you can say, "If this quality is high in store number two, how amazing is the head office? ♪ You might even make me think ♪
Store number two is destined for comparison, for better or worse. By taking him backwards and increasing the quality of Store Two as much as possible, we raise the stock of our head office in relative terms. As a matter of human psychology, I don't think Store Two will go beyond the main office.
And number seven.
This guy has the effect of making me think, "Store seven means there's even store six."
Naturally, the name of the store should be given as much as you like, so I don't mind assuming this guy actually even named it "Store 7" in Store 3.
If you have a complaint, go to Jiro at the ramen store and say, "Get Taro out! Tell me."
The name of the store is incredible. Never a lie.
Still, "I'm not convinced either way," "That's a lie! If there's such a thing, I'll tell you what." This shop is the "Yang Ma Ri Pavilion No. 7 Store/Head Office". That's the name.
Even if there's someone out there who misunderstands, that's not what I know.
That's why shops two and seven decorate the first formation today.
Give Ginette and Loretta top priority in store work, and Magda is in charge of popcorn. I have two sisters on me to help.
Me, my brother and my sister are the three on the move.
My sisters look a little nervous, but my younger brothers don't see any such bare hands.
Because at yesterday's pre-opening, thanks to Delia's initiative to make a massive purchase, my younger brothers gained confidence.
"Hey, you guys buy him too! I can't eat enough, but I'll get you some!," he also recommended to members of the River Fishing Guild.
The sight of Gatai's good Osama's crowd roaming the pourring honey popcorn was really different, but the sales were up without complaining.
It was the brothers and sisters who were anxious at first, but when Delia found out she was someone I knew, the tension slowly eased, to the point where she normally had a conversation with the last one.
When the popcorn was sold out, I had a big shave with Delia.... Why even Delia? And, I don't even think about it, but it's good because it put my brothers and sisters on well.
My sisters said, "I've never had a high touch before -!" and the tension was rising.
My brothers said, "Are we business talents?!?" How well I was doing.
After such great success, my brothers gained confidence and celebrated the day.
"Let's sell a million!
"Sell a trillion!
"Billions, then!
As you can see, it's a bunch of idiots. Maybe I'm a little too well.
However, it is greatly appreciated that I am not nervous about my first job.
If you consign a customer to someone, it won't be a business.
"... I wonder if I can sell it?
"What if it doesn't sell at all..."
"And then we're fired?
"Eh, no..."
"Oh no..."
Negative.
Originally, they've been stuck in slums and never had contact with anyone but their family. The only bad guys like Zoltar came from time to time... and I don't even know what it's like to be bad at people.
"Yesterday, I was able to properly serve my River Fishing Alliance counterparts, so I'm fine," I encouraged him, "because everyone yesterday is your brother's friend..." he gave me a peek at the anxiety of dealing with unspecified numbers.
This one's a little worrying.
The truth is, I wanted to keep a close eye on the idiots... but I still can't leave my sisters alone. Let's just say I'm following my sisters today.
"Hey, idiots. You don't have to do this without me."
"Let it be!
"I'll sell them all!
"I'll definitely sell it!
"What if it sells out right away?
"Go play -!
"Ooh! Go!"
"When it's sold out, you go back to the store and refill it, Yikes! Yo! Yo!
"Ahhh!
"Ugh!
"Ooh!
Drop the chops on the brain weather of the three idiots and make them squeeze their minds together.
Well, it's a good thing you're not afraid of things.... but with limitations.
"Oh, is this the mobile store?
Estella came when I was checking the stall at the store. Do you intend to see him in battle?
No, you just came for a peek out of interest, I'm sure.
"You've been wondering what it's going to be like ever since you heard the story."
You see.
Estella today is not dressed like the other day, but a garment that has no flowers or colour to be called the usual male outfit. Sometimes you wear a pretentious mini skirt.... Natalia would definitely stop it though.
"Well, you've done a fine job."
Like a junior high school student who visited a tourist destination on a school trip, Estella inexorably touches the stall with a sticky touch. They seem to be endlessly interested and open drawers and slap on the roof.... Yep, don't. Are you going to break it? Well, to that extent, you're making it unbreakable.
"That's Mr. Wing Liang from Torbec Works."
"Hey, I'm glad you complimented me, but this time I have a lot more hard work as an apprentice over here than Oyla. It's these praiseworthy ones, these guys."
"" "" "Bungliang!? Thank you, sss!
Praise where you praise. He's a good boss who develops and nurtures his people's talents.
"... the hamsters, eh?"
"" "" Ha! Magda Tan. Seriously, angels!
Didn't you guys say that with conditional reflexes?
"Ma, Magda Tan! What about the oila!? I did my best, too, Oyla! The truth is, don't tell these guys about all the crap and all the sweet stuff. Oyla was fixing it, sss! I was just keeping my mouth shut to make you feel confident. Shh! It's really almost like Oyla did it, sss!
Say, here!
Even so, no, that's why you shouldn't rip that apart!?
I knew this guy couldn't do it. No, no, no.
"Minasa! Wait a minute, please!
Now Ginette and Loretta, squeaking their footsteps, come running side by side.
What, they all came out after all? Well, I don't have any customers right now, and are you okay?
"Take this, please"
That's what Ginette has offered me was a square box wrapped in a bath.
"Is that lunch?
"Yes. Enjoy yourselves"
Ginette, there are two handmade lunches, each the size of a heavy box. Apparently it's for the brother team and the sister team.
"That's all I can do."
No, no. Enough.
Well, taking lunch was a blind spot. I mean, I totally lost track of the lunch thing.
That's Ginette, isn't it sweet?
"Can I even look inside?
My sisters sparkle their eyes and look up at me.
"Patience till noon"
"Look, look, look!
Oh, already. I'm already going out...
"Well, well, Mr. Yashiro. Isn't that nice? Just look at it."
Sweet! Sweet, Ginette! That spoil makes the kids selfish!
"You guys, you can't get your brothers in trouble!
"... 'brother'?
Estella reacts to Loretta's words.... Speaking of which, when I met Estella in the hall, Loretta barely talked.
It's a pain in the ass to explain, so please take it from there properly.
Estella approaches Loretta scolding her grumpy brothers and sisters.
He pounded his shoulder and called out, "Well, that's good," he said.
Oh, if you do that, you'll faint again...
"It's the first day of mobile sales, so why don't we go with the economy?
"Uh... which one is it?
... Is that it?
"I'm a regular in this dining room."
"Oh really? Nice to meet you. I'm called Loretta, who's been a waitress at the Yangdu Pavilion since the other day. Best regards,"
"I'm Estella. Nice to meet you."
Mmmm!?
Loretta is normal. When I met him in the hall, he was passed out just because his eyes met him, but now he's dealing with him normally.
"Nice to meet you"?
"Yashiro......"
Estella asks me out for a moment.
As he approached, his sleeve was pulled and brought to the shadow of the stall.
"It's common."
"... what?
With a slightly troubled look, Estella whispered to me.
"There's a guy in a dress who doesn't realize he's the same person as me in my current outfit."
"No, you'll notice, won't you?
"That's... that Yashiro... special... that's because it's me... isn't it?
Am I special?
Is that a sharp observation eye?
Even so, you're so close, why don't you notice? Besides, he even named me after him.
"There's no way I wasn't looking at my face when my boobs took my eyes off me... it's never gonna happen."
"Why did you say that twice? Why did you emphasize that?
Because it's important.
But no matter how stylish you were...
"Estella in the dress was too pretty to notice, did you?
"-!? Ho, I appreciate the compliment, Kiku, but I hope you stop saying that suddenly.... bad for the heart"
So what is it? "Praise me now. It's beautiful! ♪ You gonna do that? ♪ What asshole kid?
"I see Delia, Womalo, and Mormat in their dresses, and they don't seem to realize it at all."
"... these guys always have loose head screws."
Something about these guys. Then I'm a concerned member.
"But as far as I'm concerned, I'd appreciate it. When you find out I'm the lord's daughter, you're all gonna be shy, right? I like the way things are."
"Well, if that's okay with you, fine"
I don't even have to go around touching Estella's identity.
"After all, Yashiro is good"
Ha!?
What is this guy saying that softly provokes a man's mistake!?
"I care that you don't have a delicacy, and it's so easy to be with you. I'm glad Yashiro saw who I really am."
Neither appeared Estella, with an elegant smile like a lady, whispered:
"Thank you."
... I don't know.
I want you to stop because things are going crazy.
Even for me, Estella and I want to be in a relationship where we can play dumb.
Like this... a little girly gesture or something... but it won't even light on the pattern.
"You don't have a delicacy, it's extra."
"That's the most important part."
"Oh, yeah."
Yes. I like this kind of hatred.
"Ooh!
and suddenly cheered across the street.
Daimyo, you must have opened your lunch and looked inside.... Damn. Spoilt.
Keep an eye out for Estella and we'll go into the booming circle.
"Sister, wow!
"Sister who's not our sister, wow!
"Why do you bother saying that!? I helped a little too!?
My brothers and sisters peek into my lunchbox and say yummy.
"You opened it?
"Ah, Mr. Yashiro"
Ginette looked at my face and smiled, including nuances that seemed to reflect only a little.
"Excuse me."
"Sorry about that."
You don't have to apologize.
Well, I can't help what I opened.
Shall I check the contents, too?
"Which..."
The brown food in the lunch box is delicious.
I think this is something many people know from experience.
The lunch made by Ginette this time was also brown on one side.
It's a very familiar food for me, too, and if you ask me if I like it or not, I'll definitely go in for whoever I want, such food. Eyeball products even handled by Yangdu Pavilion.
Inside the lunchbox, there was a tight honey popcorn.
"I made it with my wish so I could sell it with momentum like popcorn!
Ginette with a good taste.
Oh, well. You didn't teach this guy anything fundamental...
Don't add sweets to your lunch box.
"Ginette."
"Yes."
"... rebuild"
"Holy shit!?
I designated a stranger to deliver it to Magda around noon.
... Ginette, I don't know what you are... too bad.
There's such a bummer, I'm totally late to leave...
I'm ready, I'm in a good mood.
All you have to do is sell popcorn, sell it, sell it!
"All right, then we're off!
"" "Ooh!!
With that hanging, we pulled two stalls and left the Yangdu Pavilion.