Isekai Sagishi no Consulting

"Also, you brought a lot of shit, you Yarrow..."

"Hey, everyone in the guild's in trouble, too."

Maumatt is looking sorry for his head.

... don't think you can delude me like that, huh?

The day after we talked about picking up vegetables damaged by heavy rain with a garbage collection guild, Mormat knocked on the door of the Yangdu pavilion early in the morning and offered me loads of vegetables like assholes.

"That's a great amount."

Seeing a pile of vegetables, Ginette floats a delightful color.

... they'll buy it, this. If you're happy?

"But there are some of Loretta's brothers and sisters and Torbec Workshops, and aren't they just right for serving bribery dishes?

Looking at large quantities of vegetables is linked to the idea of instant bribery cooking.

Really, he's like a specimen of your choice.

If I pulled the Mandarin dictionary, wouldn't it have a name on it? Like [People Preferred: About Ginette].

"The shape is broken, but the flavor comes with origami. Of course, it doesn't include anything rotten."

"Well, I trust you around there..."

Maumatt is proud of his vegetables.

You won't be giving me the halfway product.

It's not in shape, because you don't really want to sell it or anything, but I guess it's a situation where you can't replace your belly on your back.

"Mr. Yashiro. How about carving this into fine pieces and turning it into tacos?

"Tacos..."

Popcorn is not the only corn I buy from Yap Rock.

Flintcorn is milled into corn flour before being wholesaled. Tortillas made of corn flour are not classified as' bread 'as prescribed by the Church, but are staple foods that can be prepared in the Yangdu pavilion.

I don't know the scratched vegetables if they are chopped.

I have chopped vegetables in tacos sauce.

"Well, tacos and... and then we can make minestrone-style vegetable soup too"

"Sounds delicious. I'll do my best!

And because our store manager made a big chop, he decided to buy these vegetables. I'm sure this guy will make it fine in 100 or 200 servings.

"My sisters help me, so I can cook smoothly now."

"Did you teach him?

"He said he remembered it while he was touring, didn't he?

What, absorption like that sponge.

Wouldn't the future genius come from the Hamsters?

"Uh... I mean, this vegetable...?

"Let's get it all. How much?"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!? Is that true!?

"This is what you're lying about. Do you see that?

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"Then it's a lie. Go home."

"Ahhh! I can't see, I can't see! I don't see it at all!

"'Of the Spirit...'"

"Wow, oh, that's a lie! He's a little visible, but he was careful and said 'invisible' ah! I'm sorry, give me a break!

"Mr. Yashiro. You can't bully me, can you?

Ginette smiles and smiles gently at me as I dull.

Hmm. Because this crocodile gets out of rudeness in the first place.

"So, how much is it all?

I have quite a bit of income on the first day of moving sales, so there's nothing missing.

Sure, you should be able to afford about RB 1500 even if you subtract all the expenses.

"How about 1500 RB!?

Wow.

So come on, I thought it was a RPG tutorial.

I wonder why you try to take it perfectly, the gods of this world.

"I have a ton! Now you're buying me a garbage collection guild for 10k 20RB, right? A ton is 2,000 RB. I said 1500 RB there, so it's a bargain!?

"That's true! It's a bargain, Mr. Yashiro!

"Ginette, shut up for a second."

"You can have 2,000 Rb for 1500 Rb"?.................. what?

"If I sold this to a merchant guild, how much would it cost?

"Ugh... well, that's..."

"In the first place, do I get a value?

"................................. No, the..."

"800 Rb. I can't do this any more. You're not the only one who's at a disadvantage in a disaster, are you?

"................................................ Yashiro!

Word-wrapped Maumatt suddenly shouted up and rocked his big body.

I figured I'd be hit, but Maumatt limped to the ground.

He was grounded in the wet ground in the rain.

"Please! I have to protect the guild!

"Hey, hey... Mormat"

"I know you're saying things are going well! I know very well that you will not waver in tears like this! On top of that, just this once! Can't you just break it this time?!?

"You can say that..."

"If you buy me this for 1500 RB, I'll do anything after this! If you want to be a slave, you should be! Only this time, I really need money! Please!"

This is... honestly unexpected...

I would have done enough to step on the back of my head exposed in front of me before...

Right now, all the vegetables that come into the Yangdu Pavilion are from the agricultural guild led by Mormat via the garbage collection guild. I've blocked the purchasing route from the merchant guild from here.

It makes me think that this is the advantage of being good and grateful, but the truth is, this is the one who is in trouble when they cut off the supply of vegetables.

Well, Mormat's an idiot, so you won't notice, but if you stuck with the relationship here, it'll be detrimental to me later...

"What are you looking so hard at?

Soon, Estella stood beyond Maumatt, who sat grounded.

He's over Mormat's head, staring at my face and smiling.... It's a grin that feels like I can afford to be upset.

"You have a difficult way of life too, don't you think, to do good deeds requires a reason?"

"I'm not sure what you mean. No one as good as me would be."

"Ha. Maybe when you're a frog, you're in a bad mood."

"I need to be careful with that... you're going to break my heart right now because I can't resist on my chest"

"Is that it? I was wondering if that was meant to be a will?

A darker aura blows out of Estella's smile.

Look at that. I'm pissed off because I'm short on elasticity. Because I'm short on elasticity!

"Mormat, do you have a minute?

"Hmm? What?

Pull up Mormat's arm as Estella crawls to the ground.

And then he took a distance away from me, and it was there that he began to ear punch.

Estella's gaze peeps at this one with a flicker.

Something is very unpleasant about being explored.

I mean, Mormat.

You may not have noticed, but he's the one you used to say, "It's a flower in the high ridge I want to talk to you about once."

Momat looked at me so she could get on Estella and nodded loudly with the look on her face just saying "I see."

... what the hell did they put in there to be wise...

"Come on, Mormat. Negotiations are resuming."

"Here, Estella. What are you..."

"Yashilovo!"

Your voice is big, Mormat.

Estella took refuge behind Mormat's back in a gap where I was blocking his ears.

Damn... I'm not dealing with a horse like this, but I can handle a crisp enemy general...

"We're in trouble! Buy me this vegetable for 1500 RB!

Is that the result of the indoctrination?

Didn't the crying down voice just get big... what a naive...

"For once, just discuss it with the person in charge!

"… responsible…………"

Sweat floats around my back.

... Right, Estella. Is that what you mean...............

"Come on, Ginette behind you...... no, consult with the chief executive of" Yangdu Pavilion/Head Office "!

..................... damn.

You noticed that I never missed my gaze from this position...

Behind my left diagonal, Ginette stands.

I decided I would never look at you until this negotiation was over... because...

"Come on, look at Ginette, Yashirovo!

"... cum!

My neck slowly turns toward Ginette, as if it were a curse.

What is this... just in case of Ginette? Is that Mormat's obsession?

I don't like it... I don't want to see it... if I see Ginette's face in this state right now...

".................. Mr. Yashiro......"

If Ginette is the morning sun that rips through the darkness of the night, I guess I'm a vampire or something illuminated by it.

It emanates from Ginette's face: 'Can I do something for you?' Aura hits me, and my body cells turn into dust.

I can see at the feet of others so that the evil dark part of me that deceives and tries to make a little profit of myself is taken in my hands by being purified in the light of holiness that I give from heaven.

So, Ginette.

Stuff all your thoughts in those would-be eyes and call my name like a whisper, I wonder if you would stop...

Do you want to set a limit on the use of the technique?

Cheats, cheats.

It's a zurri............

"Ahhh....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"Mr. Yashiro!

"Whoa, whoa!"

"Hehe..."

Ginette shouts her hand and makes her expression shine, shaking up the two fists that Mormat grips and roaring, leaking an extra grin as Estella arms up in the distance.

... Oh, oh, already... annoying.

"Instead, don't forget what you just said, okay?

"Heh? What?

Stab the nail in the soaked mo mat.

Seriously, I'll forget about this one.

"When I ask for any help, help me no matter what! It's top priority!

"Ah! I'll take care of it!

I can't leave it to you...

"... Yashiro. I've got popcorn."

It was Magda with the popcorn in her hand who opened the store door and came out.

Like a seller on a baseball field, he holds a box-shaped tray, straps his shoulders crossed, and puts a ready popcorn in that tray.

"Seller Style" I invented so I could sell and walk to places I couldn't go in the street.

Magda seems to be in a good mood.

Because...

Yesterday, after the expansion of the pond, I told everyone that it was there at the dinner table.

That my sister picked up the girl's hat and did it.

And that the girl told me to thank you.

Finally, there was a voice hoping to reopen the stall.

It was Loretta and Ginette who were easily pleased to hear the story, but Magda seemed quite pleased, in fact.

He was in the kitchen earlier this morning than I woke up, picking out the corn under the popcorn. "… on the first day of resumption, we offer high quality," he said quietly burning his fighting spirit.

"... Yashiro, try it"

"Ooh."

Include the offered popcorn in your mouth.

Hmm!? Something tastes better than usual.

"... changed the percentage of honey and butter. This one's easier to eat without habits."

Oh, my God, Magda has independently improved the recipe.

Plus, the grade is up.

This guy... you're going to make the popcorn maker's seat immovable. Recently, my sisters have been able to make it, and you have the soul nerve to show off even differences in character here.

But.

"Yummy!"

Honestly, take off your hat.

You've been totally outrun when it comes to popcorn.

"... Humph"

With no expression, Magda's expression looked happy.

You can't go wrong because your cat ears are shaking.

"… Store manager. Tasting"

"Yes, then, you'll have it"

The moment I picked a grain for elegance and put it in my mouth... Ginette's eyes opened wide.

".................. honey and butter in my mouth luril lulala......"

Oh, another expression I'm not sure about has been born.

Next time, Ham Moru should be taught what metaphorical expressions are. Because he's a pro.

"... Estella. Tasting"

"Hmm? Am I okay? Then one..."

"Wow, what kind of expression conveys the deliciousness, Yashiro, the... shimi "

"... what is that?

"Yashiro, Ta... shi... mi "

"............... nothing, I don't comment or anything. Don't expect anything weird!

"………………………………………"

"I won't, hey!... Already! It's hard to eat!

Hmm.

That was revenge earlier.

"Not at all....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! The moment I put it in my mouth, the smell of honey, like this, fluffy... no, but also the flavor of butter... oh, this is of milk... it's gone"

"You unvocabulary bastard"

"Ya, I guess it's because Yashiro puts weird pressure on you!? You didn't even know what it tasted like!

Ah, I wonder if that's how you blame people for everything.

"... Mormat. Want some?"

"Are you sure?!? Then don't hesitate!

Maumatt grabs the popcorn with his big hand and throws it into his mouth.

... You really didn't hesitate to eat.

"Ooh! This is awesome! Somehow, it's a nostalgic sweetness, but it feels like it's been ranked up as a stylish treat with refreshing and sophisticated flavors."

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"For Mormat's sake."

"For Mormat's sake."

"Mr. Yashiro, Mr. Estella. You're both pathetic, Mr. Mormat."

"Did I do something wrong...?

If they say what's wrong...... right, if you say it in a nutshell......

"I don't like anything"

"What am I supposed to do, that's not true!

Momat barking with a troubled face.

Magda softly gives Momat such a hand. Palms face upwards.

"... maido"

"............ to?

Momat bewildered by the sudden words of Magda.

Magda gently releases her hands that were accompanying the tray. Then the paper, which had been held down by both hands, drooped, and such a sticky paper appeared on the front of the tray.

"New Honey Popcorn 1500 RB Per Serving"

"Buuuuuu!?

When I saw the sticky paper, Mormat blew it out in a grand way.

Oh my god, that awesome pricing... that would pop my eyeballs even if it wasn't Mo-Matt.

"Ya... no, you know... Magda... this, tasting... right?

"... tasting? Who would do that?

That's the look on Magda's face.

Maumatt's rush reaches its peak.

"Yes, no, because! Magda said to me," Do you want some? 'You heard that!?

"… Conversation Record"

As Magda grunts, a translucent panel appears in front of Magda.

Magda scrolls it with her fingers and displays the conversation in question.

"... Yashiro, try it"

"Ooh."

First of all, the conversation you had when you recommended tasting to me.

'... Store manager. Tasting'

"Yes, then, you'll have it"

And Ginette.

'... Estella. Tasting'

Am I okay? Then one...... '

Come with Estella.

'... Mormat. Want some?'

"Are you sure?!? Then don't hesitate!

"Yeah. You didn't say 'tasting'."

"What!? Huh!? No, but you heard 'do you eat'!?

"... 'How about that?' is the usual phrase for the customer service industry"

"Ugh... well... yes, I don't know what..."

In Magda's words, Momat doesn't even make a grunt sound.

Magda... when did you get so successful...

"E, Mr. Estella! What should we do? Mr. Magda like Mr. Yashiro!?

"Go to Regina's now and have her unplug the toxin! Before the Yashirovirus spreads!

"You guys, remember later."

"Ah, chi, no! I was wondering if it was a bit of a problem for Magda to be like Yashiro instead of Mr. Yashiro being no good... oh, no! Mr. Yashiro is a good guy, but as far as that goes with the big brackets about the type like Mr. Yashiro...... no, this isn't either! Uh, I mean...!

"Ginette. You can honestly say," I don't need two Yashillos. "

"Oh, I didn't mean to... Huh! Um...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"Don't give up, Ginette!? With more like this, the 42nd Ward will be eaten up!?

"I'll say it again. You guys, remember later."

Damn, they're rude.

So, what happened to Maumatt...

He was just sweating like a frog stared at by a snake.

"... let, let, let, 1500 RB hey..."

"... the punishment that troubled Yashiro"

I honestly couldn't hide my surprise at what Magda, the faceless one, said in a voice without discouragement.

I can't believe this guy thinks that...

"Oh, I didn't mean to..."

Mormat's gonna be fine. I drowned.

Totally give up mode. This guy's not gonna pay for this, is he?

"Ok... it was my fault I didn't check first... 1500 ru..."

"Don't take it seriously, you stupid crocodile"

Drop the chops on Mormat's forehead before you say it all out.

"And Magda. I should tell you the joke so you can tell it's a joke. I can't laugh later if I make you feel sad"

"... Magda, the joke is..."

"You're kidding, right?

Slightly grumpy pinned ears.

"..................................................."

Magda's power falls off as soon as possible.

I stroke Magda's head as she crouched in, and I crouch and whisper in my ear, too.

"Thank God. Angry with me. But forgive me, will you?

".................. If Yashiro is good, nothing, fine"

"Oh well. Good girl."

In this guy's eyes, it may have looked like I was pushed out of the way.

Like Estella and Ginette, I guess you're still not used to drawing on the emotions contained behind their words.

I have trouble being as cunning as Estella, but I want her to be about Ginette.

Right. Not nearly enough to be honest and sweet.

"Mr. Magda. With regard to Mr. Mormatt's vegetables."

Ginette comes and squeezes in the same way where Magda and I are crouching across the street.

And whisper in a warm voice, as gentle as it is to tell a young child to listen.

"I think Mr. Yashiro was going to help Mr. Mormat from the beginning. Mr. Yashiro has a bad mouth, but he's a very good person."

I'm sorry, I don't like your mouth.

"... seemed troubled"

"It's a shade."

No, it's not lit.

"But that tenderness of Mr. Magda. I love it."

It would have been a devilish trick for Mormat, though.

Well, let's leave the rest to Ginette.

You'll forgive me well.

"Ya, Yashiro............ me, did they hate you?

With an anxious look on his face, Maumatt approaches me.

Worrying.

"It's gonna be okay."

"Oh well..."

"It's not like they liked me."

"That's sad. Yikes!

Isn't that nice? So much so that zero went negative.

"Ma, Magda! I'm Yashiro and Mabdachi! Sometimes I joke about it, but we're really close!?

Shoulder on your own, Mormat pulls through the unsolicited.

How long have you been a Mabdachi?

My Mabdachi's gonna charge you a monthly fee, huh? Membership fees too.

"Nevertheless, it was pretty forceful this time, wasn't it? It's not like you usually are."

I'm still other HR - Estella who's defining a face like that. You're the one who cornered me, so you should get picked up. She's a total cheat.

"Actually, there's someone out there who tells his guild buddies... to quit the farmer or something..."

"What are you gonna do when you quit?

Is that a new job?

Is there freedom of choice in this world?

"Become an adventurer and hit one shot..."

Oh, reckless!

I don't know how adventurers get their money, but I don't have a shot at the guy saying 'hit one shot'.

I'm sure you mean rather chopped up.

"The house, the last time I had a baby... my family would fall apart..."

"That's... that's sad"

Ginette gives me a crying look.

"Well, 1500 RB. Oh, we can manage to keep the farmers going! That will hold you up for a while, but still, you won't have to quit now!

So you're offering all your interests to that family?

"We... we can still do something about it. Less, but also more storage. I can't replace the hardships of my people."

"... Mr. Mormat..."

Was there such a situation?

So, that dungeon?

What does that mean?

Did this guy tell me to buy our own profits for 1,500 RB on the outside?

It would have been in our own interest if we had honestly pushed it through at 2,000 RB.

Ha... silly, honest, silly honest,... yeah, silly.

"... Yashiro"

Listen to Mormat and give Magda a slightly sad look.

My ears are falling asleep.

He lived in a hunting guild away from his parents, too. I guess you know how lonely you are.

"............ 1500 RB per serving"

You're not trying to sell it to me.

Magda says as she offers a popcorn tray. This girl, she's afraid of the future. Wow...

Nevertheless...

District 42, said to be the poorest in Allbloom. Compared to the Central District, the difference can be said to be as different as the heavens and the earth.

But even within the 42nd arrondissement, which is such a bottom line, the difference between the rich and the poor is intense.

If I tell you, it's only 1500 RB.

Few people can pom that forehead without any hesitation, even within District 42.

They were in a tavern on Main Street. I got on a bet of 1,000 RB a bite.

Of course, it's not like losing a bet hasn't hurt my nostalgia at all, but it was the amount I could have done to the extent that I "lost" them.

But if the people in the agricultural guild saw the same thing...... the end of their lives signal would ring out loud.

Guys, you know, but you don't realize. I'm not pretending not to notice, I really don't.

That the status quo is being built on the sacrifices of producers, including agricultural guilds.

It's good evidence that even the Yang Deception Pavilion before I came had managed to come, albeit critically.

With the number of visitors per person and two per day, the more you raise your hands, but that includes nearly half of the food escapes.

Nevertheless, it had not been crushed.

I don't even have to think about where that mess was going.

The value of the garbage collection guild's vegetables purchased is so high that it seems too much of a conscience compared to the merchant guild. Therefore, both Ginette and Mormat were as happy as idiots.

but let me tell you, it's nothing but 'buying and beating' deals with that kind of amount. Perhaps it is enough to say that it is undesirable to describe it in such terms.

Thanks to the folks at the Torbec Workshop coming through, the Yang Deception Pavilion is no longer in a position to be described as an Antai.

Of course, I still can't afford the luxury, and I don't have any money at all that I can freely afford, but enough to say I've had enough to live here.

If mobile sales go around well on this............ it's not even a dream to have a big titted beauty in both hands and be able to drink as much liquor as you like.

So nowhere do I have to worry about the producers.

As for the seller, the lower the purchase value, the higher the profit.

Isn't that what I've been saying? "It's dumber to be fooled," he said.

Funny how things are, they're bad in the first place when they don't notice or question each other. Even though it is a bad condition, they are the ones who have given up on agreeing and thinking as the merchant guild tells them.

Fortunately, Ginette hasn't noticed anything. Not even the working Estella of the head has thought about it.

Guys, when it's normal to have a difference between rich and poor, that's what it is, and I'm enjoying it.

Then there's nowhere else I need to find out about it.

But... I can also think of this.

He said the money was all around the heavens. If the economy doesn't turn around, the amount I should receive in the future will be pushed down.

Maumats producers probably rarely even go into boulevard stores.

Where the Yangdu Pavilion has allowed mobile sales to resume, it cannot be taken in as a customer in such a situation. Even popcorn is handled as a luxury in the first place, something that may not be so easy to reach.

They make up half of District 42.

How much mobile sales went well, then I'll hit the head somewhere.

I mean, the future away where I can eat and drink as much as I want, with big tits on my hands.

So, well, I don't know... I mean, that's what I mean.

"Store manager. We need to talk to you."

"Yes, let's ask."

As he stretched his spine and faced Ginette, Ginette also stretched his spine with a pip.

Tits don't.

... let me just say this. I'm going to have to throw up a line that's going to make me throw up now...

"I'd like to buy you this vegetable for a fixed price, but have you dropped 500 RB on one of the stores?

"Yes, thanks to the daily fixed-meal hits and the fact that everyone at Torbec Works is coming through, that's how much you'll save."

"That's good. Now we can negotiate with the agricultural guild."

"Oh, come on, Yashiro!

Mormat's interrupting my meeting with Ginette.

"Whatever it takes, you guys can't bother me that much! This is our problem!

"You had a lot of land left, didn't you?

Ignore Mormat's story and I'll throw a different question.

Answer honestly. Well, that could be a good thing.

"Oh, yeah, there's a lot of land we haven't cultivated yet."

The place where the holes were dug to evacuate the waterways were also considerable in size, but turned into wasteland.

"Why haven't you plowed it?

"No, manpower… and now the agricultural guild is financially contoured… I have time to try something new…"

"You have land you're letting play on, don't you?

"Ah, ah..."

"Then talk fast. Lend me that land."

"Give me the land!? What are you doing?

"Let the Hamsters farm"

"………………"

Maumatt's eyes are opened.

I just can't seem to hide the surprise.

"I want you to use the land you're letting play and let me do the farmer's apprenticeship. If you can, it would be helpful if you could treat me like a dwarf in your field and make me a system that pays according to how high the vegetables are taken. Because they can't calculate, they can't negotiate to become a private business owner and sell vegetables."

"Do I... hire them?

"It's cheap, of course, because you're an apprentice. You can pay for the product in kind. You can cash in on all the Hamster vegetables."

Maumatt put his arms together and twisted his neck with a low roar.

He jumps deep and deep into the sea of ideas and circles his thoughts.

"... hey. Why are you taking care of those guys so much?

What was called was such a question, as if it had nothing to do with agriculture.

A serious glance is staring at me, like I've never seen before.

I will exhale once and for all.

"Because you like it?

Simple and lucid.

I have nothing else to say.

Such an easy solution.

"... yeah, right"

Maumatt pounded his head poly and groaned again, "... oh I knew I hadn't..."

"Well, maybe you care about us..."

That's it, Maumatt shuts his mouth.

And he laughed with his nose and groaned to mock himself.

"No... it's wild to hear that"

He had such a voice color, like he blew it out somewhere.

"Okay! There's plenty of land on the outside wall. Let me lend you that!

"Is it true!?

It was Ginette who raised her voice of joy.

Now we can get the hamsters to work again.

Torbec Workshop and the Agricultural Alliance.

And our seller of mobile sales and cooking aid.

With all this, you won't have to manage to eat up.

Besides, the hamsters can work in rotation.

I don't mind the same guy farming all the time, and I don't mind working a few shifts.

Those guys will absorb more and more technology.

Help over here when it rains.

When an injured person comes out, someone fills the hole.

I can work that way.

"But tell them to be prepared, because I'm going to teach them to be tough!" If you cry, I'll beat you back. "

He may be a tough mentor...

"You're the one who's crying the most."

"Sure, Maumatt cries a lot"

"... Crying crocodile"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the truth hurts people sometimes."

"No, Ginette... that's the hardest part..."

Ginette blushes cheeks after being pointed out.

Maumatt's expression is also soft.

Magda, too, looks cool but in a good mood.

I guess this is the end we all wanted. Sounds like fun and most importantly.

Looks like Ginette and Magda are headed to the kitchen to quickly cook the vegetables they got.

They'll carry a ton of vegetables, even if Mormat at least feels like it.

The three of them walk into the dining room.

Thus, instead of the accumulation of the Yangdudu pavilion being soaked up, a new working mouth was found for the hamster child.

And.....................

You've got a field I can talk to easily.

Pfft... Once again, I've put together a system that benefits me with someone else's belongings.

That's awesome!

Actually, I wanted to try breed improvement or something.

Experiment with a variety of things, and if you can reduce costs, it will directly benefit you.

Billionaires are not dreams, either, on the day of their birth, even in brand varieties.

Hehe... my future is bright!

"Yashiro"

One, Estella pounds on my shoulder, sneaking in my heart and giggling.

"It's hard to justify good deeds."

That's all I have to say, I'm going inside the dining room.

............... what the heck. Damn.

I'm not a good guy.

Though I tried to whine that way, no one listened.