Isekai Sagishi no Consulting

Oobayashiro, sixteen.

I'm a fraud.

A filthy human being who deceives others and fattens his own personal belly. That's me.

Huh! The very hot con artist technique I'm going to show everyone today................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Dead Line Techniques!

You know, you've been a heck of a lot lately because of the fraud! Hard, isn't it? You'll lose confidence, won't you?

But it's okay!

With this technique, people will be fooled like funny and confidence will come back in no time. Shit!

Now you're a top con artist, too!

Hmm? "But you have difficult knowledge and skill"?

You think so, don't you?

But that's not true at all.

Anyway, all you have to do is put 'a word' on this technique when introducing the product.

It is easy to do for everyone and works immensely.

That's the Dead Line Technique!

Come on, transfer the cash to this account if you want to know more. Now! Come on, hurry up!

... and such a well sunny afternoon with a refreshing salesman-style vision of me floating around in my brain in a sinking mood and back. At lunch.

If this kind of TV shopping was on the air...... here's what I'm gonna say for sure.

"He tried to give money to this technique. You guys are scammed," he said.

I mean that one.

"Dead Line Techniques" means, "If you don't buy it now, you'll lose it!?" It's a way to embed the blackmail notion into the other person's unconscious and make them buy the product.

To put it plainly, "For a limited time!" "Limited quantity!" "Double Saturday and Sunday!"... Oh, no. "Half price on a weekday," yeah. That's what he is.

Well, the easiest thing to understand is, "It's only half the price now!" I guess.

Even though it is a product that I have never looked forward to at all, it attracts my interest when people say "only half price now". That's what humans are for.

Even if that's 'I usually just sell something profitable for half the price', they think I got it when they say it's half the price.

"It's better than throwing away" is often the side of a supermarket dish or lunch box. Don't get paid to just throw away Tokyo.

Even if not, throwing food away is very painful.

Even if it was already rotten and inedible.

So don't do that, I'm going to dispose of this rotten ingredient that's piled right in front of me right now!

I'm in the Yangdu Pavilion food warehouse right now.

It's in here, making a special dish with all the guys like 'The expiration date is the limit...' and selling it!

Hey, it's okay!

Now I will never fail!

I have Dead Line Techniques, and most importantly, this time the target...

"Yo, Womalo! There you are! I've been waiting for you!

"Ya, Mr. Yashiro... Something scares me a little bit in the face, huh?

I feel signs of Umaro. I travel from the food depot to the dining room as fast as I can instantly travel.

I was probably over the speed of sound at this time. That's how quickly we moved.

It's all about meeting this guy - the King of Sagis duck - Womalo.

"I have a great dish for you today! Make sure you eat it!

"... because when Mr. Yashiro says it, it's mostly not going to be too much... Magda, I'm going to fix you an oila daily meal!

"Wait a minute! Well, don't be in such a hurry, listen to me. Forget about Magda now and just stare at me!

"Ya, Mr. Yashiro... something, it... disgusting sssssssssss..."

I hold Womalo's shoulder and lead him to his seat.

Friendly skinship due to physical intimacy.

"Ya, Mr. Yashiro! Close! Close, sss!

"Yeah, don't make it so bad. It's me and you."

"... Yashiro and Oomaro............ creepy"

"Magda Tan!? Ouilla has nothing to do with this!? Ouilla, you're just totally caught up in this!

"I see. That fox guy is a heck of a... note."

"Why are you even Miss Regina only at a time like this?!? Even though it doesn't usually come out in public at all!

"A fox man... if you insult a woman, in Akan?

"Wrong place to make you work, sss, woman's guess!?

It was a really valuable smooth conversation scene with Womalo, who was nervous and unable to speak properly in front of a woman with a familiar Regina, but it doesn't matter to me.

The important thing is to let Womalo buy the product he's looking for.

Namely, the rushing salvation fixing of perishable ingredients, also known as "rushing rice"!

"I thought about a new menu. Campaign also started so that the new menu could penetrate quickly"

"I wonder why... the more Yashiro theorizes, the more frigid he is..."

"Heh heh... can I have that attitude when I hear these words?

"What the fuck?

"'Only now, half the price!

"The frigidity has doubled, ssss!?

Why!?

My prediction is that at this point, Umaro is like, "Wow, half price su! Then I'll have four, ssoo!," or you were supposed to order 'Running In Rice' with your asshole rounded out!?

"Um... oila, after all, daily fixing..."

"It's so delicious! Plus, 'only half price now'!

"No... so daily..."

"And it's a bargain! Oh, my God, 'cause it's only half the price now!

"... Um, Mr. Yashiro? Can you listen to me about Oyla, S.?

"Huh? What?..." Half price now "?

"I didn't tell you, suss!? That's a phantom!

"Oh, if you look closely, there's a 'Half Price Now' phase on your face."

"What kind of phase?!?

"'... me, when this battle is over... it's only half the price now'"

"For suddenly starting a little play, you haven't been able to say anything good at all, have you?!?

Weird!?

That's crazy!

What happened to 'Dead Line Techniques'!?

Damn! That tv shopping, you were a dick!?

... Oh, no. Is that my brain story...

"Ah!?

"-!? Duh... what's up, Mr. Yashiro?

"Go... I forgot to tell you..."

"Hey, what the fuck?

"Actually, it's only half the price now."

"I didn't forget to tell you, suss!? Rather, that's all I'm saying, sss! What's the matter, sss!? If I were you, I'd be the one to guide you verbally to the atmosphere that bothers you, but today's not just half the price.

No way... I can't believe they pointed it out like Oomaro...

This is like, digging and burying a hole under the bottom layer of the exploitative pyramid. Yes, it's like being born just to be exploited, to Womalo, a King of Sagis duck...... Huh!?

"More like this, what's good about that dish, what's good about it, that kind of thing?

"'It's only half the price now'"

"Other than that, sss!

"Uh-oh, look, it's me, the taste, well, yeah... I don't know what to say... but when I think hard, it fits deep... so long as you ask me if I can talk easily... I mean, all I can say right now... 'It's only half price now'"

"Who!? Something's wrong with Mr. Yashiro, sss!

Oomaro is right.

I'm crazy.

What's wrong with you?

This stuff, it's not a technique or anything. Just blackmail... blackmail.

This isn't my style... but...

"But I want to win!

"To whom?!?

"Me, to myself!" Half price now, "for this me!

"Mr. Yassillo is not half the price!?

"How about that one!?

"I don't know, Sz, its back!?

Yeah! Shut up. Shut up!

All you have to do is eat the dishes I recommend because of my talking skills!

If you get caught up in my scam, that makes us all happy!

"Well... I get it now, suss. Mr. Yashiro, please."

"Really!?

"... I lost my roots, sus."

"Yay! I won! I beat me!

"............ what the fuck?

This gushing emotion! Pleasure! Achievement! Fulfillment! Sniffles!

This is it! This is what I was looking for!

Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

"... wumaro"

Magda walks right past me and raises Shengxi.

And when I stood next to Oomaro, I bowed my head with a pepper.

"... I'm sorry. Just today, so."

"Ma, Magda Tan...... Magda Tan's 'Pecori' at such close range!?

"... Yashiro, you've been tired lately... forgive me"

"Also, of course, sss! Ouilla, I don't give a shit, sss!

"... maybe because of growing sales... Magda's lack of effort..."

"Oh, that's not true, sss! Oh, yeah! I'll show you proof, sss!

Say, Womalo points to the leftmost end of the menu hung on the wall, the most expensive menu.

"Oyla, I'm eating 'Yangdu Pavilion Kaiseki - Colour' today, sss!

"... okay?

"Now, if Mr. Yashiro is going to be fine, he's cheap!

"... because. Good for you, Yashiro."

"Huh?..............................................................................................................................................................................................................."

The flame in my heart, which was so burning, quenched the fire in an instant.

...... is, shy!

It's mean because it doesn't work, I can't even call it a technique, in a way that's not smart at all......

I can't believe Magda or Womalo cares about that...

If I had a hole, I'd fill in the oomalo, dig another hole, and then I'd go in!

"Magda...... wumaro............ bad. Because I don't... do this anymore"

It was a complete defeat for me.

"Oh, that Mr. Yashiro..." I'm sorry "..."

"... this is important"

"Really, I'm sorry, both of you!

"Mr. Yashiro!? Really, what's wrong with you, sss!?

"Especially, Oomaro! Sorry! Sorry!

"Ya, stop it, sss! Don't apologize like that, sss!

"I'm sorry to try to push a dish that's almost made of rotten ingredients already, no!

"You were going to do that, sss!?

"Yeah! I was going to!

"Apologize, sss! Sincerely apologize to Oyla, sss!

"... Umaro. Because it's just for today."

"Ha! Magda, you're so sweet! Ouilla, I forgive you, sss!

The sky was high, Oomaro seemed happy, Regina wrote and beat something up carelessly, and since Magda got back to work there's not even been a conversation...... I was just thinking about myself a little bit.

Me......... aren't you a con artist?

Oh, my God...