Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Ninety stories, one day in the woods.
Doubt your eyes. There is such a word.
"That's my... Are you sure it's my eyes?
... not that it is used when what you are actually seeing is unbelievable.
Yeah, at times like this, for example.
"Ah... hello everyone"
"Oh, Millie, yeah. How are you?
"No. Waji-na-san seems fine."
"We're fine and we're going nowhere, so it doesn't really make sense."
Regina and Millie.
Extreme people-friendly combinations are bickering.
"What's going on!?
"Yikes!?... Ah, Mr. Terumushi."
"What the hell, myself. Suddenly, a loud voice sounds like it. I was surprised. I thought my tits would shrink."
"Do you shrink!? Seriously, I'm sorry!
No, there's no way.
I saw a little bit of a surprise, and it moved.
Let's just calm down.
I was on the east side of District 42 through the boulevard trying to get to Regina's right now.
It's clear a lot. A little sweaty cheerful.
On a day like this, Regina must be in conversation with a cotton bump rolling down the floor holding her knees in a dark room with a tight deadline for a wooden door. It was as clear as I could be sure.
Yet, for some reason, Regina is out there, even, having a conversation with Millie.
I mean, that's it. First of all, the first word I should say...
"Millie... you shouldn't be too close to me because you're a coward."
"Huh..., what's going on?
"Ho... I don't want to lose my temper..."
I'm trying to keep a promising future girl from stepping off the rails of her life with a crappy pebble.
"Ah... I've been talking to you a lot for a long time... sometimes... do you?
"Yeah. He remembered our name, a handful of friends."
"You guys were close."
"................................................ yeah"
"I don't know........................... well"
"You're not saying enough..."
The extent to which words can be exchanged lightly if we meet on the side of the road?
"So where are we going?
"Us? We're in the land of dreams."
"You're the only one who describes his house that way. How introverted."
"On a dazzling day like this, it's best to be talking to the cotton dust rolling down the floor holding my knees in a dark room with the wood doors closed..."
Are you serious, that!?
"Unlike Regina, where does an active Millie go, which was just useless to ask?
"Uh... Um... can I answer normally?
Of course. Because I don't ask Millie for a mess or anything.
Asking Millie is healing.
You just have to stay put.
"Miri, I'm going to go pick some weed."
"Isn't that a flower?
"Ugh... Let it dry, let it be a preserved meal"
"Oh, let it go. It's not that time of year."
Regina punches her hand with a pound.
What? Is it seasonal?
There are no seasons in this city, so you don't know what it's like to be a bad season or anything.
"Can I come with you if you like? I have some herbs I'd like to collect right now."
"Wow! When I go with you, I want to"
"Well, it's settled. Even if the luggage goes up in the mountains, I feel safe because I have men's hands."
"Wait a minute. Why are you even supposed to come with me?
"Huh...?
"Huh?"
"No... not 'eh'..."
Why don't you go as far as Millie and say, "You're not coming? ♪ Do you look like ♪
I didn't say "go," did I?
"It's in the deep woods that weeds grow... only beautiful women and girls and I'm so anxious... hey, Millie"
"Ooh, ooh... Huh, you're right"
"Millie, it's cowardly to use, Regina."
Here's what Millie says, I don't know... I don't think we should handle it clutteringly, so don't use it for trump cards. It would be hard to say no.
"If you could just help me, I'd like to thank you for the pills."
"Drugs? What is it?
"Man's pride doh! Increase your energy...... Huh!
"Come on, let's go first, Millie"
"Yeah... but..."
"Ah, fine, fine. Come on."
"Hey, wait, no! That's right, don't, yourself!
Regina runs after us walking out.
He grabbed my shoulder when he lined up next to me. What a rough body touch. It's not what happened to the colour or anything.
"... Ha... Ha... Akan... even if I ran out of strength today..."
"How little, your strength..."
I'm already running out of gas in just about two meters or so... I'm gonna feel sorry for you.
"Ah... well, you can ride, right?
"What!? Homma!? Yeah!?
Millie says, pointing to the usual luggage truck.
Magda was also in it when I went to see the Aliqui brothers, but it's a big luggage truck that seems to roll over at Regina's for extra time. The power of the Beast Clan is immeasurable because such a small Millie is pulling this off lightly. Well, it's a bug, not a beast.
"Hey, what a bad idea. Don't hesitate."
Regina boards onto the carrier, cutting her hand knife. Where's Osama, you?
"Hey, excuse me before ~" That's tight.
"You're not loading flowers today, are you?"
"Ugh. I'll pick a lot of weed,"
"... to a glass of this?
"Wild grass, because it tastes good"
... The Beastmen aren't fuel efficient, are they? It's called Magda and good Millie, he seems hungry after using his powers.
"Ah! Ho ho ho ho ho, we're getting on the carrier on the way home, huh?
Well, I'll load the weed.
"Yourself. Good luck with our share and pick your herbs!
"Regina. You look really good in your luggage... in the sense of luggage"
I guess throwing this guy out would save you a lot of trouble for sure.
"Mr. Terumi, I'll show you how to pick weed."
"Professional business... let's see"
"No... it's not a big deal... eh?
Millie laughs with a peek at the blind look of slightly illuminated, but firm confidence.
I'm sure you're seriously going to pick weed for this big luggage truck.
That happened, and I was supposed to accompany them to the woods. Millie's talking to me on the premise that I'm coming with her. Well, then I'll pick some weed and go home.
Me, IN, eating plants, IN, woodland.
"Tasuke!
"Ugh......, su, soon!
"Already! How many times have you done this, yourself!? Hold on. No!?
Deep deep in the woods.
I was duly preyed upon by a giant insect plant that touched my fingertips.
Predating just by touching my fingertips...... what a grass even though my scary brothers in Japan won't cause it unless they even hit me on the shoulder! There's so much unreasonable!
"Ugh... Yes, now..."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Millie..."
"Ugh... hurry up... because if you're opening this petal, the smell will catch you and the beast will come..."
It's kind of more survival than I imagined.
I mean, with that 'smell' all over my body, wouldn't I be attacked by a beast?
"Regina. Shall I give you a hug?
"Ah, I'm sorry. We're, like, a flirtatious type or something outside. Ladies Yashi"
Shit... I was going to make a road trip.
I heard it was a forest within District 42, so I was totally licking it.
The forest is managed by a groundnut guild and is off-limits to the general public. It seems possible to enter if permission is granted for the groundnut guild, but at that time it will be necessary to accompany the union members of the groundnut guild.
Regina has apparently visited several times in the past to collect herbs.
Ginette's been in there, hasn't she?
"Ginette was pretty preyed on, too, wasn't she? He's so upset."
"Uh-huh. Jinnai never..."
"I'm sorry to hear that you've got company."
... why all I am is preyed upon by insect plants...
"You look good, you want to follow me!
"If you're only positive, you'll be fine. Continue to harvest weed."
"Ugh."
Nobody listens to me.
They're planting massive amounts of insect plants around here on purpose to prevent trespassing. It's a huge predator, too.
... What have these guys been growing up to here eating?... you must be eating a few of them, right?
"These flowers love sausages and beer."
"Osama."
I love sausages and beer and occasionally prey on people. Osama!... No, Osama doesn't prey.
"Mr. Terumi, you smell like sausage, maybe you do..."
"Oh, maybe I am. Myself, the only sausage hanging in here..."
"Come on, Millie! Let's hurry up!
Don't listen to Regina properly.... What is he trying to say?
"Ahead...... full of weed. I'll pick it for you, too."
"No, no. Don't lick it, Millie. I look like a famous mountain vegetable picker."
"Celebrities get preyed on by insect plants like assholes."
Don't flatter me! I wasn't in Japan, there's a bug plant of this size!
I've been picking mountain vegetables with the general since I was a kid. Images of Grandpa going to the mountains, Grandma going to the river, etc. are spreading, but we were the opposite.
The general had gone to the mountains to collect mountain vegetables, and her parents had gone to the river to catch river fish.
I'm the one who was taught both those skills! I know it's mountain vegetables, but I think it's river fishing, but what do you want from me? It's not impossible for me!
"Ah... that's the wild grass habitat."
Millie pointed out that there were many slightly longer trees growing.
It has a diameter of about a meter or not and a back length of about four meters.
on that slightly longer tree. Something like green grass grows about three meters from the ground. It doesn't feel like a tree leaf, it grows like it's parasitic to that tree. Just a moment, I remember Isogynchuk.
Say. Come on, no way...
"Ah, it's the weed you're looking for that's blooming up there."
"You can't."
I can't do that.
I can't go pick it without even wings growing.
The trunk of the tree doesn't even have branches or sinuses that can snag your legs as if they were a hundred daylight red.
Wild grass habitats are not within reach of humans.
"Oh, my God, myself. What do you think you're good at?
So there was no such thing as a joke plant in Japan!
Trying to argue with him like that, I got stiff.
Beyond Regina, a tiger-sized beast appeared.
I'm peeling my fangs off and staring at this one for sure.
"Grrr," he throats to intimidate, dressed just before he jumps with his head down.
If he hits me like that, I'm sorry I almost got hurt.
"You guys...... Huh!
"Run," he said, before he could say that, the beast jumped at us.
No, for sure, turn to me.
... Me!?
Speaking of which, I thought you said the beast was dropping by to make you smell like an insect plant...... does it work so well, its smell!?
I run.
Run hard.
Leaving by Regina and Millie, keep running even.
... and be captured.
I felt a strong impact on my back and when I realized it, I was being pushed down to the ground.
I was held down by a thick arm with as much as Magda's hips, and I was completely sealed in motion.
Is this the guy who takes all the time off?
Me... here, being attacked by such a beast... are we done?
Regina's voice was clearly heard when she was about to be plunged into such desperate thinking only.
"Chances or. While you're at it, pick some weed."
"Ugh."
No, no, no! Help! Can you help me now!?
What do you mean? Because there's no such thing as awakening at the time of the pinch, overflowing with hidden powers!
If you leave me alone, I'll be sure to eat you!?
"Mr. Terumushi"
Millie turns her anxious eyes on me.
And...
"... good luck"
What!?
Speaking unanswered words, Millie climbed the tree when she did.
Wow, Millie, good climber...
Not if you're saying something like that!
I admire the big pinch!
But...
"Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
The beast licked my face out.
... eaten... ru?
Afterwards, the beast smells me, rides on me, sweet bites............ acts like a cat that twitches every once in a while.
... what is this...
"Its beast, its figure is big, but it's too nostalgic - it's just annoying all the time"
Look at me being played by the beast, and Regina squeaks.
"Hey, you take it on yourself, it helps the homa wow"
"I meant to take it on........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ hey dude!... here! Don't lick your face, don't lick your face, beast!
I raise my objections as they lick my whole body.
Stinky! This beast's saliva, super stinky!
"Farewell, so do we..."
"Hey! Where are you going?!?
"We're not herbivorous, Akane."
"Oh, yeah! You're gonna have to let me mow all the herbs instead of you!? So, you, take my place!
Regina grinned at my desperate appeal.
"Let's, uh, let's, uh, let's pre-dowry or something."
No, I don't either!
And ruthlessly, I continued to be "ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" by this inexplicable beast until Millie's gigantic luggage was filled with weed herbs.
... I can't go to your daughter-in-law anymore.
I've seen terrible things...
I drool with the body fluids of an insect plant, I get licked all over it by a giant beast, and I'm just all over my body... it was such a pleasant splendor this morning... why is this happening?
"Ahhh... how are you, dawg? Hilarious leaves, because I'll give you a lot. Right?"
Worried about me being so exhausted that I was finally walking, Millie gave me a lift to the Yang Deception Pavilion.
Hmm? Regina?
"Oh, we, home. This way or not. I hope so!" And I just left?
That guy... seriously remember...
"Ahhh... Hilarious leaves warm my body when I turn them into soup, wow, good... right?
My expression is dead. Care for me, Millie speaks kind words to me.
This girl is a really good girl. That's as much as we want.... What do you think in exchange for Loretta?
"I'm sorry, get me a lift. You want me to drop by?
"Uh-huh. Because I have to dry the weed"
"Oh well."
Break up with Millie at the front door.
Again, as usual, even if you go far, "Bubba!" and repeat over and over again, Millie.
Dropped him off until he was completely blind, and I opened the door to the Yangdu pavilion.
"Oh, welcome back, pal. What's wrong with you?!?
As soon as you look at me, Ginette comes running over.
The next word was out before I ran out of "Mr. Yashiro," so I was feeling kind of unsure. Well, panic. He said he was going to Regina's and he left. When I got back soon.
"Millie, I was out picking weed with one of the others."
"Oh... you got stuck with that beast"
Ginette leaks a bitter laugh. The annoyance of that beast seems common sense among those who have gone into the woods.
He says he'll bring a towel soon, and Ginette goes into the kitchen. I guess I'm going upstairs. I was hoping you could get a bath.
".................. sunshine"
Magda's getting so close, she smells me.
"... I smell other women"
... I wonder if that beast, was a female...
"... and the smell that makes me want to snort a little... mumble"
"Please don't... I don't have any more strength left today..."
Cat elements in the tiger tribe seem to have reacted to the ingredients every time they drifted from me.
"Wow!? What's up, brother!?
Loretta, with her face out of the kitchen, runs up to me.
Oh, do you worry about me, too? It's very different from Regina.
"Ugh! It's kussa, brother!
I picked my nose and turned back into the kitchen.
............... I'm putting you in a trade, seriously.
"Mr. Yashiro, we're boiling water now, so please wait a while longer"
Ginette with a towel comes back. That's Ginette. You don't have to tell me. You seem to have prepared a bath. I know.
"Brother. When my body's clean, I'll be properly worried too!
"Ugh, you don't talk about anything anymore"
Loretta only gets her face out of the kitchen.
That's what he is. Oh, I get it!
"Oh, yeah. Ho, souvenirs."
"What is it?
Hand Ginette the weed Millie gave me. Uh, what was that name? It's a wild grass I've never seen in Japan...
"Wow! You're a hilar leaf!
Oh, yeah, yeah. Hilarious leaves.
"Really? It's that time of year."
"Is it seasonal?
"Shin?"
There may not be a concept of season in this city where all food is available all year round.
But it seems to be seasonal food.
"When I eat this weed, I think it's delivery time."
"'Besides'?
"Yes, it's time to deliver a year, a total wrap-up"
"Ah... Speaking of which"
And I'll break my finger and count.
Hmmm...... it sure is.
It's been almost eight months since I've been in this world.
It's already December.
Even in this world, where time and calendar are very close to Japan, after all, is December the time to tighten up? "Delivery time." I see, so I got to the point.
Maybe Millie and Regina went to pick weeds and medicinal herbs because it's December. I guess I'm also getting ready for the new year.
If you ask me, the whole city, everywhere seems busy.
"Um, Mr. Yashiro"
"Hmm?"
I hug Hillar's leaves and Ginette stares straight at me.
"Can you go shopping with me tomorrow? I have a lot to buy."
"Whoa, that's good."
Will we also start preparing for the new year?
That's right. Don't you have a soba or something? New Year's Eve Soba. Oh, and mortifying.
Why don't you ask Assunt?
"Okay, let's go buy it out tomorrow for the day. Magda, Loretta, the store, please."
"A day? Is it gonna take that long?
"Yes, it's very important, so you have to do it without pulling it out!
"Huh. Well, that's good."
District 42, with no seasons, is a city like Evergreen. Lately it has cooled down a bit and had a fall climate. It would be nice to walk around the city for a day with Ginette, in the refreshing breeze of autumn sunshine.
I'm getting a little tense.
If that's the case, I have to take the day off early.
Nothing, I'm looking forward to tomorrow, so I don't know if it's going to be "tomorrow soon" or anything like that, okay?
I'm running out of strength today because of the beast, and it looks like I'm walking around tomorrow, because I need to stay fit.
That's why we need to rest early today......................... KUH! I may not be able to sleep!
and that, the morning after spending the day with a slightly floating mind, and waiting.
The blue sky spreads out, and the sun shines with...
A hot day arrived, full of heat.