Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Ninety-six stories. You're down too much...
Oh no...
If you followed the Earth with an ice pick, you'd crack it just fine......... that's exactly what this is all about.... Oh, no, it was December 16th.... someone won't disappear... yeah, there isn't. No.
"Why is there so much snow all of a sudden from yesterday's heat!?
"You were early this year, snow"
"... is this what it looks like every year?
"Yes."
The wake-up bell hasn't rang yet.
The time is 3: 30 early in the morning.
Waking up to the excess cold, I ran into Ginette in the hallway.
To my surprise, Ginette was rarely dressed in bedtime.
"I can't do laundry when it snows."
and smile with a troubled face and look down at the snow piled up in the courtyard from the dance floor upstairs.
The exhaling breath is white and the muscles contract into the breeze that blows.
"I'm just a little sleepy this time of year."
"No, you're up early enough."
It was only four o'clock ago.
"Why is it such heavy snow the day after a hot day?
The snow accumulation in the courtyard is sure to be over a meter.
Even if Magda jumps off the dance floor again, she won't have to worry about it this time.
"Isn't it natural for it to snow when the heat lasts more than five days?
It's not natural.
Why such a "what's wrong with you? ♪ Are you looking innocent like that?
What, are you trying to tell me it's a rebound? Because it was so hot, now it's going to be so cold ~? Who's managing the weather here? Spirit God? Come on, I'll kick your ass.
"In this city, the heat weather lasts about five days to a week. So, when the temperature hits the top forty-two degrees, it snows the next day."
"We all agreed to play in the river..."
"Yes, the heat will last for at least five days, and it was particularly hot this year, and I had a feeling it would be the last time yesterday."
So, it seems that everyone was having a big shag.
... Tell me, me too!
"Excuse me. I didn't know Mr. Yashiro knew... right? Mr. Yashiro came to this city for the first time this year, didn't he... I was losing my mind"
He pokes his head small with a cutely gripped fist, and Ginette tongues out.
What, that's cute? I'm gonna push you down, okay?
"... kind of like being with Mr. Yashiro this way for a long time... with something I felt like that..."
"Can I push you down?
"No. Yikes!?
Right...... can't you?
Something, I felt like I was being proposed...
"Why?"
"Yes?"
No, that's just what I'm gonna learn.
"How long will this snow last?
"About ten days this year."
"If the snow builds up a few meters, are you even pompous and cheerful the next day?
"Ugh... it doesn't change that suddenly, does it?
No, this change yesterday and today! Why didn't you do it?
Temperature difference how many degrees!?
I'm not scared of getting used to it!
"Every year, the heat season begins when the Hilal leaves have a harvest time. It goes around somewhat, but it's more or less always the same time of year. Conversely, the date is set for the end of the heavy snowfall season."
As Ginette said earlier, it switches from the next day to a heavy snowfall period when it exceeds forty-two degrees in the heat season.
If the temperature rises faster in the heat season, the snowfall will be long, and vice versa, if the temperature does not rise in the heat season, the snowfall season will be shorter.
Due to the relatively early arrival of heavy snowfall this year, it will be closed to snow for a longer period. Is this going to last ten days...... ten days?
Today is the sixteenth day, so the end of the heavy snowfall period is twenty-five days. Christmas.
... Even so, there won't be a culture of Christmas over here, and I can't even explain what day it would be without Christianity to spread the word.
Well, maybe you could eat about chicken and cake.
Turkey?
Although chicken would taste better!
"So you were buying in a lot of food."
"Yes, because many guilds will be out of work this time of year"
"'Many' means some retarded guilds work in such heavy snow."
"Ugh... Um... we'll keep doing business, too, right? There will be very few customers."
Ahhhh... it was a retarded store, right here.
"Womalo will come, won't he? Absolutely"
"What do you think? But you're going to come."
Ginette laughs when she dulls.
It may be a long time since we had such a relaxed conversation in the morning hours.
But now we finally have a point of agreement.
Until yesterday, it wasn't just the heat that kept visitors from coming to the Yangtze Pavilion.
This snow is seriously not going to be stylish.
All Japanese trains have stopped and large companies are ordered to wait at their homes.
I guess convenience stores and stuff work...
"Oh, that's what happened..."
"What is it?
"That's what Asunt said."
……
"We'll have ice in two weeks," Assunt said.
...... yeah. You'll get it. Wow, it's too late.
"If we can get the ice made here to last until next summer's heat season... make a fortune with the shaved ice..."
"Isn't that just impossible?
"No, if we make an ice room............... how do we make it?
If you dig a hole and lay down the walla, you can handle it? Is there a cave or something?
Damn it! If I'd known this was gonna happen, I'd have checked down where the ice room was going to be made beforehand!
"Ice, too."
Mmm! And Ginette wraps her arms around.
"It's one job before breakfast, Mr. Yashiro!
"... what?
Ginette staring at me with her temperamental eyes somewhere.
What? What are you gonna do?
"Let's get dressed first. You'll catch a cold in this outfit."
"Well... it's not bedtime forever"
"Could you please wake Mr. Magda up?
"... I only have a bad feeling..."
"He didn't seem to like the heat... maybe he's strong for the cold"
Stupid Yarrow.
He doesn't like it when it's hot... he doesn't like it when it's cold... he doesn't come out of the futon.
"I'll get dressed, then."
"Heck."
In the meantime, I'm gonna go wake up Magda.
Maybe I'll look at the snow and make a big deal out of it.... but I don't think so.
"Magda, Ginette wants to wake up."
Knock on the door with Don and prompt him to wake up.
........................ no reply. Looks like she's sleeping.
It's not supposed to happen. He's honestly awake. There's no such thing as hesitation.
"Coming in."
I've been granted unauthorized access to the room by Magda himself.
Nevertheless, I have no intention of invading my privacy, of finding my underwear, let alone attacking my bedtime.
In short, "I want you to come in and wake me up because I'm not sure I'll wake up".
And then, he can dive into bed when he's scared and can't sleep.... but I've never run it.
When I walked into the room, there was no Magda.
............... There is no way, I approached the bed and scratched Walla with my hand.
"... it's easy to understand, you are"
"…………………………………………… bury"
"I didn't know the day would come when you would ask me that favor. I don't know what's in my life."
I guess I've dived into the walrus in the excess cold. A small animal.
"He's gonna do something, he says it's his job."
"... during heavy snowfall, hunting guild holidays..."
"I'm sorry to hear that. They say the Yangdu Pavilion is open all year round."
Speaking of which, the publicity t-shirt I made before also said 24/7.
Will I lie if I rest? Let's be careful.
"... Yashiro"
"What?
"... warm, with human skin"
"... you, you know what I'm saying?
".................. cold"
Maybe I'll even teach you dry cloth friction.
I'm surprised I can't be stupid. If you rub your skin with a dry towel, the cold will be fine.... hell until we get there... naked upper body or something...
"If you wake up hard, I'll do some coffee jelly."
"…… Rejected"
That's right.
Until yesterday, this was happening.
Oh, no, Ginette was buying beans... were you buying mochi rice too?
Well, thoroughly...... no, do you even make it with juice powder? Yeah, the juice powder would be better for these guys over here.
You'll be putting in a moth instead of a white ball, though.
Pull out the mugging magda and tell him to change.... I think I'm going to sleep twice... but I can't even let you change... if it's when you're beastifying me.
"Look, don't go to sleep, okay?
"... that was taught to Percy yesterday. 'Sleep' Signal"
"That's what happens in that guy's case, but not now. Get dressed."
"... Aye, come on"
Sleeping about half way through, Magda starts acting flirtatious.
I'll go back to my room and get dressed.
I fell asleep yesterday because of my tiredness after swimming, and my clothes had been taken off and thrown away in a mess.
It looks like a mess called a man's room, the opposite of the simplicity of Magda's room.
If you can't go outside, why don't you take this opportunity to clean it up? It's the end of the year.
When I got dressed and went out into the hallway, Ginette, already ready, was waiting.
"Yes, Mr. Yashiro. And then, Mr. Magda."
Ginette smiles and gives me and Magda a scoop.
Ginette has an old scoop with the season.
"........................... Yes?
"It's a snowflake. I can't go to the kitchen like this. Let's just leave the snow in the courtyard in the morning and clean up the front of the store and the garden after we get back from church"
............... Seriously.
"Even if it snows, it's reset the next morning... there's no such thing as that, is there?
This is an unusual climate world. It is also possible to be hit by heavy snow, which boasts a grade 1 metre of snow every night.
But my concerns were lightly denied.
"In the snowy season, it just goes down a lot on the first day, and then it just keeps falling apart. Although, you need to do a few snowflakes because it keeps piling up a little bit."
In the meantime, they don't reset it every morning.
... on the contrary, it's hard to refuse. "If you're going down every day, it's just useless," I can't say.
Damn, you can't seem to escape the snowflake with what you've done.
"Well, let's do it crisp!
"Yes!"
"... good luck"
"You do it, too."
"... expect a reward"
"Oh, keep it. It's delicious. I'll make you eat it."
"……… Negotiation concluded"
Stand down to the courtyard as you kick down a pile of snow on a staircase without a roof with your feet.
.................. the more I sigh, the more I pile up.
Is it even elementary school that can rejoice in this...
"... if you use 'some glowing guy with a red moisture', for a moment"
"Stop. Even food is restricted. You should avoid hunger."
"... mmm, it makes sense"
You can't waste food like a snowflake.
In the meantime, do I have access to the kitchen and the food pantry?
"Speaking of which, where did the hens go?
In the courtyard of the Yangdu Pavilion, he keeps chickens.
Ever since Nefery and I started getting these eggs, I've always been a pet dealer.
"We put them in a cabin for indoor use and evacuated them to the dining room."
"Looking cold...... dining room"
"Right. It would be pathetic if you didn't put the fire on him soon."
There is nothing like a fireplace in the Yangdu Pavilion.
How do you get warm?
"I have a small firewood stove. I've been using it since I was a grandfather, but it's warm."
"Oh... you've seen that before. The dusty one in the back of the store."
"I only use it this time of year."
It's a small iron stove about 40 cm high and 40 cm wide and about 60 cm deep. It had a small window, so I guess I'd throw firewood in from there and heat it up.
"Hurry, then. You can hit the stove when you're done, right?
"Right. You can put a pot on top, so you can make some warm soup."
Make warm soup as well as warm. Nice. It's a useless cooking method of my choice.
Pork juice, sweet wine, that's what I'd like.
Zach, Zach, scratch the snow and throw it away. You should make enough roads for one person to walk at their leisure.
"But don't come to arms and hips, this task..."
I didn't shake up a lot yesterday and swim so much.
Muscle pain makes it hard to shake your arm up.
".................. cold"
"If you move your body, you'll be warm soon."
"... a level that doesn't even make you exercise to this extent when you're in the Magda class..."
"Come on..."
Oh, my God, I don't know if it's awesome or inconvenient, Superman.
But the way Magda gets cold is a little unusual. My body is shaking and my lips are bright blue.
"You can go back to your room, okay?
"... the rooms, too, are cold"
"But better than outside..."
"... Yashiro. Human Skin"
"Me, I'm gonna be shipwrecked here, okay?
We just have to finish the snowflake and get him out on the stove...
"But, Mr. Yashiro. It takes a lot of time to install a chimney to use the stove, doesn't it?
"Seriously?
"Sorry... I should have done it yesterday... I was so drowsy..."
For Ginette, who was almost new to swimming, I'd say it's impossible to fight that drowsiness.
But shit.
Well, then, seriously, it's a level where you have to warm it up with human skin.
Even to boil the bath, this snow then.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"That's right!
I crawl up a meter of snow packed with snow and roll forcefully into the kitchen, which is not over yet.
"Koko!
The chickens were looking cold in the kitchen.
You'll have to wait a little longer.
"Sure, around here........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I didn't expect to be here so soon.
"And then... can you make it right away if it's a magda size............ OK!
Whip all over my screaming body with muscle aches and I swear I'll step on one more.
I borrowed some charcoal from the kitchen that seemed to be available and headed back to the snowy courtyard again.
"Mr. Yashiro, what the hell..."
"Ginette, I'm sorry, but I need you to keep this guy on fire."
"This..."
I hand Ginette what I got in the kitchen.
"Sure... Seven wheels, was it?
"Ah. Magda, wait a minute. I'll make you a warm 'room' right now."
Snow accumulation is one meter. You don't have to go out of your way to build up snow, digging a horizontal hole would make it look like it.
Warm room in the snow.
Yes, it's 'Kakara'!
Nevertheless, we need to beat it up and stiffen it up somewhat.
I don't think too deeply, but make a simple shawl with speed first anyway.
Meanwhile, Magda has managed to get warm on seven wheels.
It would be warmer if you put seven wheels in the candle.
You'll have it while I'm snowflake.
"I'll help."
"Help!"
With the help of Ginette, a small horizontal hole was completed that would allow Magda to fit alone, softly.
"Snow Hotel and Karakura Pavilion."
"Come on, Magda. Come on in."
"... in the snow...?
"Fine. Think you've been fooled."
"……… Copy"
Around the corner, Magda enters into a simple rash. Sit back and go inside, shaking your tail tightly.
".................. warm"
"Right? So, when you put in seven wheels..."
I'll put seven wheels in the simple bars.
A charcoal-burning red color illuminates the shallow walls.
"... this is a good one"
"That's true. It's just warm to be around."
"Maybe we could make something more authentic when we're done with the snowflake"
"It's an open terrace!
In the dining room, the open terrace of the whale? In the first place, are the kaleids open?
"Well, that sounds like it"
I'm tired of working a little too hard, so I'll answer appropriately.
If Ginette recognized it that way, that's all right.
"Brother! Store manager!"
Suddenly, Loretta jumped out of the kitchen.
Did this guy come out of this snow? It's only four o'clock, okay?
"Mr. Loretta. Was it okay, in all this snow? Loretta could have been off..."
"I don't like that! It is the Yang Deception Pavilion that does not rest in heavy rain or heavy snow! As long as I have a job, I work!
Speaking of which, there must have been a time when this guy couldn't work even if he wanted to.
You're serious and hard at work. It's just so hard to see from the side.
"I brought three brothers, so I'll take care of the snowflake!
"It's up to you!
"You're lying!
"A convenience store in the snowy world!
This is a reliable help.
Definitely faster than I do.
"Loretta too. You came all the way here scratching the snow?
"No. I wanted to get there early, so Zach walked over the snow."
"Snow, get back here! I have to go to church after this!
"Exactly, this distance is a little rough..."
Well, I don't know... Hmm?
"Hey, Ginette."
"Yes?"
"With all this snow, you can't use your usual luggage, can you?
"Right. The wheels will be buried in the snow."
"... So how do you carry the ingredients?
"If that's it, this is it!
When it was ready, Ginette removed three carriers from under the stairs.
................................. are you serious?
"It's very hard, but it's ten days of patience"
It's the modern kid who can't bear those ten days.
Colour! Colour!
The bell rings in the distance.
It's a wake-up bell.
"Well, I'll take a look."
"... Magda's been here a while now"
"Oh, Magda!? That's it!? Sounds good! Let me in, too!
"... because the hole is small, I can't"
"My brother is expanding!
"Beat it!
"Shinji-ku!
"Mixing foreign objects!
No.
This guy always accepts this impossible snow normally.
I have no choice but to give up mode.
Why don't you fight it?
Why don't you think about it in the face of this snow!?
I'm sorry.
I can't believe I stuffed heavy ingredients in my backpack and went back and forth with the church for ten days while the snow took my feet......
Gently, touch the accumulated snow.
It's as puffy and snowy as you can see on the ski resort.... Won't this slip or sink in...
"Yeah. I'll do something in two hours!
There's just bamboo too. It seems to be flushing and I used it.
I'll use it... to attack this snow!
"My brothers!
"" "What?
"Has anyone worked at Umaro's?
"" "Yes!
All of them.
Then they may be tapping into the technology somewhat.
"All right, you guys, give me a hand!
"" "Boobs!
"... eh, that's how I perceive it?
"Oh... I taught my brothers yesterday how to shave when I saw my swimsuit"
"Sounds like there's been a lot of malicious distortion, huh?
"That's not true! As it is!"
"So if it's this reaction, it's extra sad!
And I don't care about that!
"My brothers! I'm going to make two things."
"" "What?
"Soli and Kazuki!
In a world buried in snow, it's good to have your knowledge of the snow country put to great use!