Isekai Sagishi no Consulting

"Hey, that was really helpful, Yashiro."

When lunch was over and the guests' feet settled a little, Mormat came to the Yangdu Pavilion as he wiped his sweat.

I wonder if I've been trapped in heavy snow until recently, and today is a bit of a sweaty climate. Even in January... isn't this city trying to get rid of creatures?

"You're right, if you sprinkle lime on the field, food will grow better. Asparagus, look, it's gotten so big."

"What is it, lime?

Ginette, who brought water to Maumatt, says as she peeks into me. It's okay, he's got water or something. I just stopped by and didn't want to eat anyway.

"I'm in trouble when they say... you know calcium and magnesium, right?

"I don't know."

I was instantly answered with a nice smile. Right... don't you know anymore from that point on? Then you just make it extra confusing when you say calcified lime or bitter earth lime.

"Nah. After the heavy rain, I felt that the crops grew worse than usual. I thought," I don't know, it's crazy, it's crazy. "

Mormat explains to Ginette how he talks like a talent who often does suspicions in the summer.

He's in different worlds, too, he talks like this.

"Nah. I tried changing the amount of fertilizer and stuff, but it didn't work..."

"So to Mr. Yashiro?

"Oh. As a professional farmer, I wondered if I could ask an amateur to teach me... well, Yashiro is special. If you have any good ideas, let me know, and I'll remind you that making good vegetables is the only way to be professional."

"Right. We're all happy when we get lots of delicious vegetables."

Pro stories don't sound like shit, Mormat.

For Ginette, it's nothing but intent and pride. This guy can learn from any opponent, from any triviality. In that sense, he's a genius.

Well, there can be gaps that get attached there.

"So I talked to Yashiro and he said, 'Mix a little lime in the soil.'"

"I've never even seen it, lime"

"Well, simply put, it's white powder. You shouldn't put it in your mouth."

"'Cause I'm gonna tell you to mix that up in precious dirt or something, and I'm like,' Oh, Yashiro's been saying boobs all these days, so you've gone crazy. '"

Hey, Cora!

Who says boobs all the time!

"You're rude, you crocodile."

"That's right, Mr. Mormat. Yashiro's breast lovers, from the beginning."

"No, that's not the way it is!

Ginette laughs when she dulls.

This guy's been making jokes like this lately. Isn't Estella or Magda affecting you too much?

"Something's changed, Ginette."

"Really?

"Oh, she's prettier than before."

"I don't..."

"I started wearing bras. The line must be neat and visible."

"You're talking about boobs!

"I thought you were talking about tits!

It was totally unison until "Talk about your tits". Perfect breath.

I guess it's also a laughing training center, this city.

"So, mixing lime started growing vegetables?

"That's right. It was nutritious."

"Hey."

Didn't this guy hear my explanation?

If you mix too much vegetables in the dirt by mistake for nutrients or something, you won't be able to get vegetables.

"Because of the rain, hydrogen ions accumulate and the soil tends to be acidic. Because many crops prefer neutral or weakly acidic soils, it is necessary to remove the accumulated hydrogen ions in order to return them to a good soil for the crop. lime is used as the method - as I explained before."

"No... I don't think it's easy..."

"If you sprinkle too much lime, will the vegetables stop growing?

"Asparagus and spinach seem to prefer alkaline soil."

Well, there are limits to that, too.

"I guess you're protecting the right amount, huh? Looks like asparagus is super grown, though?

"Mm... oh, no... I'm protecting you... why?

I point my arm straight at Mormat.

"'Of the Spirit...'"

"Sorry! I mixed it up a little more!

Not at all......

"This is why amateurs"

"You've reversed your position, Mr. Mormat"

"... Ku, that's not nice"

Ginette laughs fun when she dulls.

I find this peaceful time fascinating here in Yangdu Pavilion.

"Ta-to!

"Tatsuya!

"Aha!

Busy, the kid's voice echoes. These are the mommy friend group kids I've seen a lot lately.

He opens the door to the Yangdu pavilion and enters the dining room with a serious look like a brave party challenging him to the boss's room in the deepest part of the dungeon.

Legendary weapon, or a rare piece of equipment again... in such an atmosphere, the kids hold the flag with the emblem of their lord painted. No, I'm equipped.

"You know, this flag, when you're equipped, it builds up power, it's a scratch, it's a hit, it's easy to get out!

"" That's right!

The kids are proud to tell me.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, it's gussey. That.

What the hell are you taking for granted? I don't think so. This is why the kid... because he's stupid.

"All right, let's trample your dreams!

"No, Mr. Yashiro! When I was a kid, it was so important, you know, Pops and Jinx! It can be a life-saving thing!

Well, sure. "If I fell off the white line, I'd die," or something like that. Wow, you were serious.

Speaking of which...

I turn my gaze to the Promise Ring wrapped around my left arm.

Promising rings, which should have expired on high school admission day, were somehow resurrected when they were reincarnated into this world, and still are firmly attached to my left arm.

It's called the 500-yen ball I hid on my collar, and I guess that means you reproduced my high school gear intact.

So, this promiscuous ring, if I say so, is just a crap bullshit.

But for some reason, I still don't mind removing it.

I mean, I guess that's what the kids are holding the lord's flag for the rest of their lives.

... Oh man. I can't help it.

"Ginette."

I'll call Ginette and slap her in the ear.

"Let those kids think, 'It was true to be silly'"

"Does that mean, 'Hit all the whale contents'?

"Don't be outspoken. Sounds like a fraud."

"Ugh...... right. Kindness and injustice must be different."

Hmm. Isn't it?

Whatever lofty ideas you may have, injustice is injustice.

Well, it's not a huge loss, as much as a toy of an omelet is in the hands of the kids.

But if those kids here say, 'It was true,' the dimension is that the kids who believed in being silly would snatch at their parents and come back for child lunch.

This is what I call 'sprinkler bait'.

Shops that occasionally win big and give customers the image of "This is a hit" are more profitable than shops that offer first class and reluctant.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do with a picture of a big winner on a UFO catcher or something.

A few minutes late from the kids, a group of moms and friends comes to the store. No or no, I drop my fist bones on my kid who came into the store on his own.

Your mother over here is powerful, as always.

"Well, it's time for me to go back. Oh, yeah. Use this asparagus if you like."

"Whoa. I'm gonna stick around Womalo and play."

"Don't play with the food! Eat properly! Boil and eat!

"No, make yourself comfortable eating..."

Mormat, who just came to report the field, then leaves the dining room.

... he also said to eat something once in a while.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ahhhhhhh!

Almost at the same time Maumatt leaves, the kid's oddity echoes.

Seeing, the kid with the lord's flag was up and poking his fist up.

The other two surround the kid with an enviable face.

"Yikes! Yikes!

"Ambiguous!?

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

... Are you so happy?

"Well, next person. Now I wonder if I'll hit it?"

In a tone like the sister on the education show, Ginette talks to the next kid.

I don't know where my face will stay because the hit is confirmed.

Usually, you're a hallucinating face like, "What if it comes off..." Besides, don't let the scratch get bigger when it comes off "I wonder if it'll hit you?" I would never say.

If I were a kid, I'd be sure at this moment. "Oh, there's no coming off today," he said.

I go to a group of mommy friends and sneak up on the seeds so the happy kids don't understand me.

There will be no weird reckoning if I tell you in advance.

"Today, it's a big service with a special New Year's service."

"Oh, really?

"I'm sorry. Hey, you okay?

"Look, my boy. He said he'd be happy like an idiot. Thanks."

"No, no. It's nice to see you again."

This way, if you emphasize, "It's a service," some dumb parent would say, "Let our kid pull the hit too! It's not fair!" or something like that would prevent you from storming me later.

I'm sorry you weren't here right now.

The Mommy Friends group all had good thoughts, so these guys hold the shoulders of the Yang Deception Pavilion. Kramers don't come to places where there are many advocates.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Eh! sloppy! Me too!

The other two pull the hit and the last remaining toddler looks like she's about to cry.

"Well, why don't we just hang out with your sister?

"Ambiguous?"

"Let's ask the lord. Let me pull the hit..."

"Yeah... Ritsu-sama... let me hit the area..."

"Come on, I wonder if I'll hit it?

…………

Toddler girl pulling lever with anxious face.

And, naturally, the Lord's flag rolls down.

"Ahhhhhh! Piggyyyyyyy!"

I don't know what it is. Raise your voice.

A monster...

But at some point the flag of the lord has also become popular. You only looked disgusted at first.

"Bye, gentlemen. Let's thank the lord, shall we? That might get you more power, right?

"" "Hontoh!?

Ginette says the right thing. I don't know, power. It's called power in the first place.

But maybe Ginette really believes it. When I can bring in my good fortune with gratitude.

"Lord."

"" "Ri, Ri, shh, shh, shh!

"Thank you"

"" "Awwwwwwww!

Doesn't that make you look a little madam? Zamas?

"Well, I'll prepare your dishes,"

"" "Wow!

Just about everyone wins big, and the kids with the tension at their peak make a fuss without even hearing their mothers stop.... Me, if they were doing this in Japan, I might be out of bees.

But... at the Yangdu Pavilion... if there are no other guests, is this enough?

"Ritsu-sama."

"" Banzai! Banzai!

... Are you awake with some weird love city mind?

This circle will widen and you won't be declaring independence or anything one day...

"Ritsu-sama."

"" Banzai!

"Ritsu-sama."

"" Banzai!

"Whoa!? Hey,... what's this?

Estella came to the Yang Deception Pavilion at the perfect time.

Round your eyes like the kids float.

"Yashiro... what happened?

"Oh, actually..."

"I see," he nodded.

"Sure, when someone pulls a hit, they think 'maybe themselves'"

"Besides, if you think you're the only one who didn't hit it, you can be mean."

"That's a pattern that's going to be scattered."

Estella leaks a bitter laugh.

But he floated, and saw the shaggy children, and smiled with a restless and tight grin.

"Ritsu-sama."

"" Banzai!

"Ritsu-sama."

"" Banzai!

"... I feel good about it"

"Then there may be the qualities of a dictator"

"Everyone would be happy to have the support of the people, wouldn't they?

"He's a kid."

"You're most happy with the support of an innocent child. He said he likes you purely."

Estella now would affirm anything.

I'm in a very good mood.

It's a big difference from when the lord's flag was unpopular before.

"Here you go ~"

"" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!

... but their volume is always MAX. Come on, my ears are hurting.

"" "You have to eat quietly, confiscate your toys" "

…………

In one word of his mother, the volumes of the kids became MIN. No, it's zero.

It's extreme...

"It's meat sauce pasta"

Yeah. You're out right, and pasta.

"Take your time"

Ginette bowing her head to a group of mom friends.

Turn this way and smile.

"Welcome, Mr. Estella"

"Hey. I think I'll get some pasta, too"

"How about some vegan pasta or something?

"Put meat sauce on!?

Yeah... pie with sauce ~?

Well, I've never seen a pie I don't want.

"Hmm, how's the city gate progressing?

"It's going well. We're done investigating the ground, and we're working on the foundation."

If the gates are to be built in underground waters, the gates are in danger of collapsing.

Most importantly, since this is where the exterior walls were originally built, the survey should have been done in advance, so this time it seems to be a re-survey just in case.

"'The city gate is broken,' because it won't be stylish. Especially since there are fierce warcraft outside District 42"

Breaking down the outer walls and building the city gates means we have to keep preventing that warcraft intrusion at the hands of people all the way ahead.

"I guess I can count on you and this vigilante, huh?

"I've got all the elite I can remember in my arms. If we compete in martial arts competitions, we'll all be able to make it through the qualifying round."

"... Yikes"

"... Well, it's a peaceful city, District 42 is"

Sure, because I've never seen a heavily armed soldier or anything.

I'm going to work out gradually.

"Get Magda and Delia to do the archery."

"Not those two... we'll all stop on the first day"

Well, I'll get away with it, too.

They're slightly beyond the specs that humans can fathom.

If I stick it on Delia's back and blow myself up, Delia would be kellogging.

Me, the dog dies...

"Well, I think it'll be done in two months"

Because it's January... is there a city gate at the end of February or at the head of March?

Can't wait.

When the city gate is ready, the road in front of the Yangdu Pavilion will finally be maintained. It's going to be a fine street.

That way we can flip the biggest handicap, the bad location. Rather, it would be the best place.

"Construction is going well, smooth and full of sails. Good luck early in the New Year. This is going to be a good year."

"You didn't say anything about the smell of baba. You don't have any dripping milk."

"Doesn't matter!? Besides, you better not drool!

No, you.

If it drips, it drips, and that's a lot of fun...

"Thank you for waiting"

Ginette, who is most likely to be pulled by gravity, comes with a pasta of Estella that is almost unacceptable, such as the effects of gravity.

Is the gravity exerted on these guys the same at all...

"As far as I'm concerned, it's a really favorable situation right now. I'm in a sunny mood to be freed from cumbersome paperwork. From here on out, surveillance and inspection at the construction site is the main thing."

In building the city gates, I guess I've done some complicated and troublesome work, including various permits, applications, rooting, etc. Freed from them, Estella had a clear grin.

Estella's right, this could be a good year.

Somehow, good luck.

Even for what I've done for the kids, I don't regret it at all.

Kind of feels like you've got a wider heart.

"" "It was you!

There's a big voice of the kids, and Ginette goes to the table to signal it.

Lower the finished dishes and bring a cage with toys.

At first it was served with the food, but the kids were distracted by the toys and were pointed out that they wouldn't eat the rice, and the toys changed to a later handover.

"Being a good kid if you want toys and eating without leaving them all behind!

Mothers over here think they're good with their kids.

"Now pick one of these that you like"

Wax mould of clay in a bag. It is forbidden to touch the stick.

Choose it by instinct and take it.

The kids surprisingly follow the rules.

Do you enjoy including even that rule, or is it a gift of parenting?

Distressed and choosing toys, open bags and rejoice.

That would be so. A new mould has been added today.

In the snow, I was meeting with Becco to make a prototype.

"Ohh! Can I play with my toys!?

"Yikes!?

"Fine!

If you finish your dinner and get your toys, there's no reason for the kids to stay in the dining room.

These playgrounds are a little square near here.

"Yes, sir. Go away."

"You're going home by dinner!

"Don't fight, get along!

"" "Yes!

If it's enough to play in the neighborhood, you don't have to keep your parents' eyes open either.

Like in the old countryside, if anything happens, someone in the neighborhood can help.

That's the kind of city District 42 is.

"Hey, hey again!

"Not again!

"Again!

"Ha ha! Ladies and gentlemen, please come back!"

The kids wave at Ginette and wave back so that Ginette can respond to it.

And now the kids are turning to me all at once.

"Heh, heh, heh!

"" Not again!

"Oh, see you!

Hmm?

............... is that it? What, this?

I don't know... now...

"What's the matter, Yashiro?

"Huh? Oh, no..."

Right now, somehow... something catches on... ah! No way!

"Hey, Estella!

"What?

"Wouldn't it be a good idea to tell the kids because 'oh, see ya' sounds like 'crotch'!?

"You're the only one who thinks that!?

"No, but! The kid says' crotch '!

"Don't say 'crotch' or 'crotch'!

Estella got me a chop.

My brain aches... Damn, you said I was serious about educating teenagers...

Isn't that enough to think in depth?

It's just a greeting.

The weather is nice outside.

The wind that blows in feels good.

It would be great weather for the kids to play.

There's no way things are going to go wrong on such a clear day.

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Problem is, they come suddenly... I want to.