Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
134 Stories First Date @ Maiden
I'm walking the boulevard of District 41 with Medora in my arms right now.
...... that's crazy. I was supposed to get to the store I was looking for earlier at the speed of sound...
"Oh, you shouldn't! I totally forgot what you did to me!
With the word, Medora drove back at the speed of light on the road she came from.
Load on the gut, Unlimited......
And when I got to the entrance to the boulevard, the 42nd arrondissement side, I dropped me off to the ground, holding me together with disappointment.
Medora wraps her arms around my right arm and pulls her body together perfectly.
... Hey, this guy. You're on your right, aren't you?
I think that means that in case you're free, I'll protect you all the way to the other person... Me, I wonder if you're in a protected position?
"Atashi, when I was on my first date, I decided to walk bravely, arm in arm, since I was twelve years old."
"... it's a dream I've been warming up for years..."
"Just a little bit"
Well, if you're an organism that lives for a thousand years or so, you might say 'just a little' for ten or twenty years...
I wonder how many years the hell this creature is going to live.
And then you said you'd squeeze your courage... oh, you need that?
If you squeeze, even the demon gods will flee before their enemies in fright.
"I'm glad. I can't believe I walked down the main street with my arms together like this... I feel like an opera heroine."
I feel like an alien captured by NASA. Look, look, my right leg, actually, Kakato hasn't gotten to the ground properly. 'Cause Medora's bigger. Right shoulder, things are really lifted.
Why don't you just give it a shape I can grab in Medora's arms?
When I saw Medora trying to make such a suggestion, my eyes met perfectly.
As soon as she did, Medora dyed her cheeks red, pointing her mouth and staring at me a little like she blamed me.
"Oh, because you're hitting me... don't look so happy.... Damn, this is why he's a man."
... Oh, yeah. It's a hit. Wow, that's a hit. I mean, my beard is buried. No, I'm indulging.
But I don't know why, Chi ~ I'm not even happy.
"Hey, darling"
"... what is it?
A salute.
No, look, I'm in trouble when people think I'm related by talking to you intimately.
"Everybody's looking back at the Atashi."
You'll see. Such a rare sight in the world.
I feel like I've been watching...
You have 30% stunned eyes, 40% true faces (thought-stopping), 10% curious eyes, and 20% sympathetic eyes that can be directed at me?
"Well... that guy..."
"Shit, don't look at me"
Such a mother and daughter conversation reaches my ear.
Ha... I'm out of my sight too, from this reality (real)...
"Pfft. Well, it sure might be a little too irritating for my young daughter."
Hey, what about that?
Though I strongly agree that the irritation is too strong.
... It's time for my right shoulder to break fatigue...
"Would Darling like some rice? Or do you want some of this city's most famous mangoes?... I don't know... Ata..."
"I like your rice!
Danger... It's an inescapable curse when you hear it to the end.
That's the other world... the danger to my life is rolling...
Ha... When I was holding hands with Millie, I felt so much like I knew...
"Oh, look at that. That's where Atashi goes."
Wow, great visibility.
I think I saw this position earlier.
"The atmosphere is good, and most importantly, the rice is delicious. I'm sure Darling will love it."
"Well, I'm looking forward to that..."
The atmosphere is nice, you know, calm down, lots of familiar faces, right?
Something about sexy jazz or something, it's not a 'good vibe' that's dim or pink lighting, even if I'm wrong?
Come on, let's go in.
"Oh. Right."
Hey, my heart's been bugging like no other here lately...
"............... Come on, let's go in!
Oh...... yes, sir.
I open the store door, pull my body back, and lead Medora into the store.
What's a lady first? Well, it feels like the guy at the store can do this... I'm sure this is the right thing to do because Medora looks so satisfied with things.
"That's darling! You're so smart!
Well, I wish I'd been overtly prompted that far.
Follow Medora with a smile and an upbeat mood into the store.
The store had an Asian tasteful interior, like using natural wood as it was.
A counter that successfully machines exquisitely distorted, single-board tables and round-tails like a bumpy driftwood. Thick plants like banana leaves are decorated near the ceiling, how cool.
With two alleys from the boulevard, this shop in "The Second" feels like a dedicated shop with just a little luxury.
Well, it doesn't feel like you like Delia.
"Ala. Ala. Ala. Medra, there you are, sir."
From behind the counter, a beauty with long hair shows her face. She is an oriental beauty with brown skin that suits the atmosphere of this store well. My eyes are drooling, distracting my temperate personality.
Do you smile all the time, an atmosphere where your eyes seem to be able to write in a single line like Nico Mark's?
"Oh, Osina! I'll get in the way."
"Unh-unh. Take your time, sir. Recently a customer was taken by the food court and Mozu ~ t hima hima...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Oh, my eyes are open.
Oriental dripping eyed beauty with the name Osina (bust size seen as C!) stares at me with intricate eyes that mix amazement, joy and bewilderment, like an archaeologist who discovers me hidden in the shadow of Medra's giant or the name of a former king carved into a newly discovered coffin beneath the pyramid.
The color of my eyes is purple, kind of very luscious. I'm about to get sucked in when I'm staring.
"... is Medra a carnivore?
Wait, do it with Osina.
You just judged me a captured prey, that's for sure, right?
"What are you talking about, Osina? We've talked before! He sent a bouquet of flowers to Atashi... so he's a big, manly guy who's seriously eaten Atashi... Shh."
It's not "come on".
Oh, what?
You, are you talking about me elsewhere?
Will you stop? I'm gonna sue the Summary Court for discredit, okay?
"This, cute boy, is it Oobayashiro?
Cute, huh?
What kind of eyes? You don't look like this, do you, "pretty boy"?
"Oshina, I thought you were a tough guy about four times Medra."
Well, you're not human anymore.
Trolls, Bigfoot, that kind of monster-based creature.
"You're an idiot! From this adorable body, you give off a hegemony that scares the crap out of you! I thought Atashi deserved you the most, didn't I? It's just a big, fat bastard!
No, no. I think you should grab it and collar everything if you have a candidate. Well, it's 'if' the candidate is.
"Hu ~ n, he ~ e, ho ~ o..."
Osina stares at me like she licks Giro and me.
Slowly around me, moving my neck up and down, I come to observe crumbles.
... a terrible disgrace. I wonder if zoo animals are like this.
"Nene, Medra"
"What? I mean, I'm not looking at you! Darling's gonna be scared."
"Die job. Die job. Ne?
No, "Ne? Even if they say so... you're not okay.
"Than that, Medora"
"So what?
"Share."
"" Ha!?
A brown dripping eyed beauty made a statement that she didn't quite understand.
Frankly, I want to go home.
But for now, let's hear about the sincerity of an unintelligible statement.
"... you know, what..."
"Oba Darling Yashiro is a lot cute, so she's an Osina favorite."
"... I don't want to"
Awesome mine smell!
Yeah, when I get involved with this guy, I see absolutely painful eyes!
"Nene, darling. You don't work for a resident, do you?
"Live in...?
"Unh-unh. We're a little in danger of management, sir. I'm so glad Osina improved it."
"Oh, you know, I'm already on time."
It's the 41st arrondissement version of Yang Daiju Pavilion.
"Huh? Too bad. If you live here, you can always see Medra, too?
I refuse to do this yet!
What the fuck?
This old beauty is Ginette, and Medora is the Estella position?
Hahaha...... that's not funny.
"I'm sorry... I like boobs..."
Take your gaze off and refuse.
Let me get this straight, because these people seem to give up badly.
"Sokka, I knew it was Medora..."
"No, that's not it!
"... already, darling... in front of my best friend, that's... already! Can't you see?
"So he said it wasn't about you!
More awesome is in our house!
I cup!
There's a Ginette with the biggest boobs in All Bloom, made into a non-toxic Pooh Wow Orthodox girl who completely abolished the dangerous smell that drifts there from the old beauty over here!
... Well, nothing. It doesn't mean I'm thinking about Ginette at all... but that's not what I'm saying.
"Mamaa. Osina probably won't give up Zut ahead, so now's a good time, sir. Just have dinner, sir."
Hmm?
Weren't you talking about something even more dangerous now, this guy?
"Saaaa, take a seat over here, sir."
"Darling. This seat is sunny and occasionally there's a nice breeze blowing in. Come on, let's sit."
"Shall we sit" means "pull the chair and let us sit", right?
I've learned, already.
Medora, wait a minute.
Raise your left hand and stop Medora, then I'll take the lead and pull a well-ventilated chair.
"Go ahead."
If they're Estella or Regina, I'd say "go ahead, princess" or something here. Because the joke makes sense.... It's suicide to tell MEDRA. That's how I know.
"Da Lin! You're a man who doesn't care about Hot!
"Honya ~. I'm a gentleman, sir. Kolya, Medra, you're a dick, sir."
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's all, isn't it? You don't usually do this, do you?
smile and MEDRA hips down on the chair. I'll push the chair to go with it...... heavy!
The chair after Medora sat, pushed or pulled, didn't even freak out.
Muscles must be so clogged... just the tip of my pinky finger, maybe more muscle cells than my whole body muscles.
………… well.
I've come so far to be flushed... everything is going conveniently for me.... Well, for some reason I can't tell you how convenient it is when it comes to me and Medora creating an approved couple misconceptions in some very limited areas... well, that's fine now.
I should think about it now...
"Medra. Do you come to this store often?
"Ah. It's where Atashi goes. You can tell me you're only here."
Medora gives a horrible look.
A place to rest your heart. I guess that's where this is for Medora.
"Hi, Medra."
"Oh, that's bad."
"Hi, Da ~ Lynn"
"... Da ~ Lynn"
A welcome drink is placed before me and Medora.
In a beverage shaded like a cafe ole, something tapioca, sinking into the bottom of the glass.
Something tells me Ol keeps the drinks he likes.
Oh, because OL is short for "stylish lady"?
"Office Lady" is a term that fixes gender and is considered less favorable these days.
"Stylish lady."
So, I tried to drink something that looked like a cafe ole with the tapioca that that ol like..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"Alaala? Doesn't it feel right for your mouth?
"Yes, no... I imagined it and because it tasted too different..."
It tasted like gobo broth.
"This is Ne, Gobo Drink, Ne with Black Bean Balls"
It wasn't even so far off...... and the black bean balls and dashi seemed to be made into dough by crushing the black beans that had been simmered and softened... not sweet at all.
I just regret it... when I think it's "like that" and drink it, it feels surprisingly delicious.
Oh, I regret it.
"Is Medora okay with the usual guy?
"Oh. Please. What does Darling want to eat? Atashi will treat you today!
"No, no, assuming it's a date, I'll take it."
"That kind of manhood is a good place for darling, but this is Atashi's best friend's shop. Let Atashi look at you."
Medora, speaking with a sweet eye, looked kind of desperate.
Well, is it inappropriate to do "me" and "Atashi" here?
"Well, let's have a treat"
"That's good to know! If that's what you want to say, I almost got a bite out of you!
Yabe!? I didn't know the choice I made effortlessly was next to death!?
How challenging is an instant death end if you make one mistake!?
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"Come on, don't hesitate, order anything"
That said, this store doesn't have anything like a menu.
It's not even written on the wall... ask what it is, get an explanation, and maybe it's the kind of style you order.
But I've decided what to ask for.
"Well, I'll stay with Medora."
"Huh?"
Medora rounds her eyes.
In this case, it's Theory who suits them.
You can't ask for something higher than the other person for their luxury, and you seem to be underestimating the other person to be too reluctant.
Then it is unlikely that asking them for recommendations or asking them for the same thing will fail.
Besides, I'm eating the same thing, so I can have something a little bit like unity.
"... two of us, one?
"There's no way!
Too much unity!
Two identical ones, please! One for each!
"I see, sir. Da Lin wants Medra to like her favorite food."
"What!?
No, you're not. A hell of a mistake.
So will you stop dyeing your cheeks red? Eyes, don't make me lull.
"Well, wait a minute, sir."
Osina disappears across the counter with Lunlun.
Someone with no grasp.
Though it looks older.
"Medra. Since when have you and Osina been friends?
Ever since I was a kid.
Osina.
Was Medora even babysitting a young Osina?
"Atashi and Osina were born in the same city on the same day of the same year."
"Huh!?
So, what!?
Same age?!
I mean close to the age of Javier the Wood Dust or DeMily the Forty District Lords!?
Can't you see?
Osina is in her mid-twenties, no matter what she thinks.
They should be old enough to ripen nicely and go into eating time.
Is that... the forties?
"I can't help but be surprised. Both Atashi and Osina are often called 'young' from around them."
Are you quite proud, your nose is spreading.
No, they say Medora's young, in terms of power and strength, right?
Osina is in her forties... is that a beautiful witch? Women are scared...
"That was kind of bad."
"Hmm?"
"I took him out."
I can hear a special victory statement coming out of Medora's mouth, which I don't think is the killer who made the rather forceful abduction.
Is my eardrum broken? A murmur?
"When I saw Darling, I was happy to follow him... and now I'm finally calm... and on second thought, was it annoying for Darling... did you get angry?
Well, if you ask me if it's annoying, I'm leaning heavily towards the 'annoying' side...
"It's nothing."
In the first place, I was coming to District 41 to meet Medora.
In a situation where I couldn't help paying up front, Medora came out of me.
If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have had dinner with this guy.
"I had some errands at Ricardo's today, but it's like I came over here to see Medora one way or another"
"Darling......"
Medora leaks a soft grin.
I realize this one cares, and I dare not speak much to avoid wasting that care. It's adult communication that only exchanges laughter.
"... did you want to see Atashi's smile so badly?
Oh, I didn't pass it on.
"No... you're going to the Swarm Crusade of Warcraft, aren't you? Encouragement, not so great, but I wanted to say a word and thank you. And he said," Come on. "
"Ah......, ah! I don't know! That's what this is about! Haha, no, Atashi is so... sounds like you made a mistake!
Medora is scratching her head in the blindfold.
Even hunting geniuses, love seems like a beginner.
... I don't approve of romance!
"Well, I'll take care of it! Atashi will go himself and kick the beasts. It'll take less than a day."
I can't find any adjectives other than awesome.
This time, a crusader is to be formed with more than a dozen chosen from among the hunting guilds to go crusading the Swarm of the Warcraft.
Magda, too, counts for one of them.
It's a very dangerous mission... but if Medora is here, it's fine, it's weird because I feel that way.
The only thing you can count on is being there gives you peace of mind.
It's precious.
- And such a spectacular meeting of Swarm exorcisms is for one reason at a time...
I've come to see the strength of Medora, the fighting general, who will probably stand before us as the representative of District 41!
It's easy to imagine how much MEDRA would eat if they could show you what they usually eat.
Come on, expose yourself, get your 'normal diet'.
"Thank you for waiting, sir."
Osina, who showed up from behind the counter, approached us in a dancing pace, placing a plate with dishes in front of Medora.
There's a compact, clustered dish on there, as if to shy away.
Little little lunch box that Ol seems to like. It's a surprising small amount, like switching it to a plate.
"... Huh?
"This dish is a collection of all Medra's favorites."
"Well, think you've been fooled and eat me! It's really delicious!
No, I don't care if it tastes good or not at this time......... is that all?
They put the same dish in front of me.
"What's the matter, darling? Is something wrong?
"No... it's too little for Medora's... no, I don't think it's much for a hunting guild guild leader's meal...?
"Hmm? Really?
"Ah,... sure, you might be surprised at first, sir"
Osina laughs at the pieces, pointing to a dish that is likely to be ordered by a stylish woman, that I would not be satisfied with just this if I were an average man, in small quantities, and that I have focused on serving and ingredients for that matter.
"Medora has been a snack for a long time, sir. I'm sure Medora's muscles are fuel-efficient."
On top of the power, enough to stamina... you're too cheesy, that muscle.
"So... do you want to compete in a big food tournament...?
"You got a pair of balls? There's no way you're leaving! Atashi is a pie who wants to enjoy a little bit of it. Big food is not a hobby."
"Oh, yeah... is that it"
This inspection ended in unexpected results.
I can't believe this is happening...
Medora, this is what it looks like. It's actually a mecha snack, and it's a pie who wants to enjoy the atmosphere more than eat the quantity.
I don't participate in big food tournaments. That's exactly what he said.
"We're going to have a couple of good living contestants out of us at the tournament. I don't care how much darling says he's dealing with."
MEDRA, on the contrary, seems to assume it's something I'm in for.
Really? You can't imagine 'this guy's definitely gonna come out'.
In other words, only Pyranians such as Gustave should be cautioned in District 41!
No, maybe there are other tough guys...
Maybe we can win, a big food tournament.
Such a sense of security was just springing up a little bit from behind my chest.
No, no. Don't be alarmed.
Forbidden... but I feel handsome.
And then we even have to miss the extraction............ we have a chance!
"Medra."
"What?
Thanks for all the information.
"I'm glad you and I had dinner."
"Become!? Also, already! Don't do this! Well, that's what I'm saying... because I'm not going to cut you loose."
"No, I didn't mean that."
That's a little something to thank you for.
"The battle is square, let's go head-on."
"Oh, of course."
It will be about winning and losing, and Medora will look like a hunter.
Raise the corner of your mouth and smile with a nibble.
"Love and battle, it's something else, hey!
"Let's eat."
I chopstick stylish plate dishes, flourishing disregard for Medora, who vomits decision dialogue with a doya face.
... Nothing else, 'love' exists in the first place.
Although the dishes Osina makes were plain, they were all delicious, and I think I would like to visit them again after all this was cleared up, it tasted like that.
When the Swarm Crusade for the Warcraft of the Hunting Guild is over, it's finally time for the Great Eat Games.
I was quietly burning up my fighting spirit drinking cafe ole-looking gobo juice.
And... this plain tasting drink got me into quite a bump... regrettably, I didn't know what to think.