Isekai Sagishi no Consulting

"Buffoo!? Tuxedo...... ugh!

Wendy. This was the first remark of a reunion with my parents.

"Wow... I don't laugh... I don't laugh... I don't even... tickle... Shima... Pfft! It's so dull... oh, my father... that's just cowardly............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

My shoulders are cramped and shivering.

"Yes. So that means Wendy's carriage is alone with Chibo"

"Wait, hero!? It's okay! It's not weird at all anymore! That's all! On my wedding day, I want to be alone with Cylon!

"No, but. If you don't get used to it during the parade, you're gonna be laughing all the time during the wedding, right?

"It's okay! There's nothing funny about it anymore, my father!

"... laughing on my own and being rambled on my own... I don't know what..."

Chibo mourns the irrationality of the world wearing a pissy bespoke tuxedo specially made for Ukrainians.

"I shouldn't because you look funny! Serious face!

"This is it, Carr? Killi!"

"Buuuuuu! Oh, my father...... ugh! Even if you have any grudges against me..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Pooh, it's so dull!

Wow. You look like a friendly family.

Very distorted though.

"Yashiro. It's time to leave or we won't make it."

"Ooh. I know."

Estella came for us.

The carriage ride to the garden is forbidden, so me and Wendy came to get Valeria and Chibo, but Wendy ate her time because she laughed out.

"Mr. Wendy. Let's fix the makeup later, right? Natalia will clean you up."

"Shh, excuse me, Mr. Store Manager. Sorry for the inconvenience."

Ginette, who was following Estella, cares about Wendy, who laughs too much and has a broken makeup.

Makeup, even if you fix it, it's bound to collapse soon.

Speaking of makeup masters, Tanuki bastard from the sugar factory, Percy... that bastard turned me down for a favor.

"I make it up every day, so you're a pro, right? Pooh, dull!

... and he said he asked for it in a fun atmosphere. What do you dislike about it?

I regret it, so I took Percy's seat at the reception and Neferry's seat as far away as I could.

"Well, let's go"

With Estella at the forefront, we go beyond the garden to Lucia's Hall.

There's a carriage for the parade and Javier's prized horses.

In the garden, the Bugs dropped us off with applause.

"I'll go check it out later!" or "Thanks for opening the store! Enjoy!" or "I'm glad you're in line!" or something like that.

... Ah. I didn't touch it because I didn't want to... We're wearing a tentacle Katyusha right now.

I was supposed to wear it all the time during the parade.... Damn, why even me?

"You don't look so cute when your tentacles grow."

"Remember, I'll tell you the same thing when you get big tits."

"No more possibilities!

"Clean!? So, don't cry a little!

When we got to Lucia's house, Lucia was waiting for us at the garden.

There doesn't seem to be any more obsession with "nobility doesn't wait outside". Maybe it's just today.

"Mr. Yashiro, ladies and gentlemen! Carriage inspections suck! It's gonna be a comfortable journey, covenant sss!

Oomaro, who took on the manufacture and maintenance of the carriage, says confidently.

"It's amazing, after all. No matter how many times I look at it."

"This is such a luxurious carriage ride, the athletes..."

"Wow............ looks like a chick"

The Wendy family is relieved by the luxurious carriage and beautiful horses that lie alongside Dodon.

... Chibo for now. Definitely not, huh? Patience even if you die.

"Wendy!"

"Theron!"

Cylon, who was probably waiting, finds Wendy and rushes over.

This one also wears a Ukrainian specialty, bespoke tuxedo.

"Ha... it's nice, Theron. Like a prince."

That's funny... it's the same clothes made by the same person, but with one "pout..." and one "pout dull"... why does it make such a difference?

"Wendy's dress is lovely, too."

"Thank you, Theron. I really want to dream that I can wear such a nice dress..."

Wendy with her hands on her cheeks and a lukewarm look.

There is a slight vermilion on his cheek, and he drifts as if he had blossomed even there.

"... sorry, Wendy. Just a little mistake."

"What, mistake?

"It's not the dress that's nice, it's you, Wendy, in that dress."

"Oi, Gilberter! Blunt weapon, no!

"No, Mr. Yashiro!? Get over it!

Gilberta, who gives precedence to his friends over anything, was trying to bring me a morningstar that felt just right, but Estella stopped me and I reluctantly went back inside the hall.

Damn. Why are you interrupting, Estella to Ginette!?

"That dress is red, so they won't notice if some of Theron's blood is splashed"

"If Mr. Theron is seriously injured, you will all be noticed!?

Oh... I didn't put that in the calculations...

Oh, yeah, yeah.

The parade, the wedding, and the reception each have different costumes.

The parade is a light, relatively easy-to-wear red dress. Theron is a black tuxedo.

And at the wedding I change into a pure white dress and tuxedo, and at the reception I get dressed in a gorgeous costume again.

It's a parade that largely publicizes weddings.

Gorgeous, and gorgeous.

There are five carriages in total.

Cylon and Wendy at the head.

Next up are the parents of both houses and the service of Lucia's house as a choreographer.

Then Lucia and Gilberta, lords of the thirty-fifth arrondissement, and the other servants.

Behind it are Estella and Natalia, lords of District 42. Then me and Ginette from the Yang Ma Ma Pavilion.

At the end of the day, in case of unforeseen circumstances, there are several soldiers of the Trbec people and Estella's house.

And the horse, positioned back and forth to pinch the carriage, is ridden by soldiers from Lucia's house.

Why soldiers.

Of course there's security, but we need soldiers around here to fly big flags.

42 and 35 districts, the inscribed flags of the emblems of their respective lords.

Now we know to a large extent that the two districts are in a cooperative relationship, and we reveal to everyone that those two districts are fully backing up insect and human weddings.

Furthermore, by marching down the boulevards of the districts, with the permission of the Lords, all the districts below the thirty-fifth district will publicize that they endorse the plan.

This is the only massive parade that's ever been sponsored by the precinct.

There won't even be room to pinch a small knock or cross spear or anything.

No one wants to denigrate the Bugs that much.

Neither will he that desires to humiliate himself that far.

The air in the field was controlled by this one.

Marriage between humans and worms? What's that?

Is there a problem?

I mean, in the first place...

I like each other. What kind of problems do you have when you two get married?

It's such a simple story.

Nobody's gonna complain, are they?

"Wow! Well, let's get started!

Like an opener, get into a carriage with the top fully open.

About eight people can board a single carriage. It's a pretty big carriage.

"Whoa...... whoa!

When I thought I had a strange voice up, Cylon was pulling Wendy's hand and escorting her to the carriage.

Don't do this to me, Theron's guy............ blow it up.

"It's obvious what you're thinking."

Estella slaps me on the shoulder and pushes my back.

You mean just get on it? Well, they don't tell me...

And when I got into the carriage, Magda and Loretta were lurking there.

"Whoo!?

This way, I raised a weird voice with a different meaning.

... Surprised.

"... heh heh. I was waiting."

"If you tell me to get off, I will never leave"

Two strangely hard-willed and clinging to their seats.

It was originally planned for only two people, me and Ginette, to ride the carriage as the 'Yangdu Pavilion Representative'.

Magda and Loretta were supposed to leave a message at the store...

"Shop, what's going on?

"... entrusted to the Norma With Ham Kid All-Stars"

"There's Ham Moru too, so it's probably okay."

"I don't know about you guys..."

You're no longer a complete outsider, are you, Norma?

Well, I'm renting out for the day to prepare for my wedding reception, so I don't need to do a store number. I'm really leaving a message.... but I don't know if the person responsible is absent.

"... muzzy. No grin on Yashiro's face."

"This, here, is this a pattern of getting mecha pissed off later!? Will it piss you off!?

"... Store manager. I want you to call the manager."

"Store length ~! Come here for a second! As soon as you can, please!

"What!? How did Mr. Magda and Mr. Loretta get here!?

Ginette, who followed me into the carriage, turns her eyes round when she sees the two people who were already on board.

Well, you're surprised.

"... Now is the time for Yashiro Killer"

"Oh, I'll apologize later, so now I want you to be our shield!

"Um, what about the store?

"... I have a norm"

"And I thought I'd pack our siblings into the store."

"Oh... I have to thank Norma properly next time"

Ginette with her hands on her cheeks and a troubled face...... but her eyes are showing a color that makes her happy.

Yeah, I get it. We'll see, Ginette. While you think you have to do your job right, you're happy to be able to parade with me, aren't you? But you have to be angry at me for once because I acted on my own initiative, but if I get angry, I wonder if I'm pathetic, or something like that, right?

... See, that's how you look at me again.

"Ha... Damn, I can't help it"

Today is a remarkable day.

I'll give you a special look.

Instead, give the parade a big boost.

Really. I'll have to reward Norma when I get home.

"You are the Beasts... but I will require you to wear this"

That said, attach the tentacle catchusha to Magda and Loretta's head.

Four of the Yangdu pavilions, all with tentacles growing on their heads. Besides, we have Estella and Natalia.

"Oh, is this the rumored tentacle kachusha!? I actually wanted to put it on!

"... Magda is kind of a lot"

Ears and tentacles. You sure are a little messy over Magda's head.

But.

"Lovely, Magda"

"... Mmm-hmm. Okay, then."

My ears move tightly and rock the tentacle Katyusha.

"Yashiro's sweetened up a lot, too."

Estella pokes me in the side of the carriage.

Don't touch it casually. Say "revenge" or something and I'll pester you.

"Magda and Loretta are now serving as cheerleaders."

"Yes! I'll take care of it!

"... that's what Magda is good at"

Really, this faceless girl...

The rest of the carriages seemed perfectly ready to leave while we were raving in front of unexpected intruders.

We rush to our seats and finish getting ready for this one.

"Yes, ma'am!

The leading soldier raises his prestigious voice and the carriage moves out slowly.

Five luxurious carriages in a row begin to advance.

It's the beginning of the parade!

"Wow!

The cheer rises, and the crowd that was packing in front of the Lords' Hall in District 35 shows its exuberance.

If we get out of here to the Boulevard in District 35, the rest will go all the way down the Boulevard.

"Hey, I kind of get nervous"

"Aren't you thrilled? Let me see your chest for a second."

"Yes."

"Ginette, stop! Yashiro's sexual harassment is putting him on!?

Such, the air in the floating car increases the temperature even further when it goes out onto the boulevard.

"Uhhh! It's amazing! Brother, look! There are plenty of people!

"... spectacular"

"Ah, the insect girl is waving. How many children are you? Ugh, you're adorable."

People packed tightly on both sides of the boulevard.

It doesn't matter if you're a bug, a human or a beast, everyone is uniform, watching the parade with one hand the food that opens the store.

Both children and adults look innocent and wave.

Ginette also waves back to respond to it.

Magda also mimics Ginette with a faceless yet firm hand.

Loretta is up and swinging her arms wide.

Estella waves elegantly small.

Natalia had such a quiet view.

"You won't wave, hand?

"Because I'm a paycheck. We will not imitate anything you say."

"The audience would love to have their hands waved back, wouldn't they?

"Even on the payroll, is it?

"Oh. Shake it for a try."

"... then"

Natalia, prompted by me and waved modestly.

Then the insect tribe girl who was waving in the front row jumped happily.

"I've got eyes on you now. With that girl! It's that girl! Um, of the worm tribe, of the dark hair that grew the tentacles!

"Okay. Okay, so calm down."

Sometimes he's a live guest and desperate for an "eye for eye" appeal, but you're on the watching side, aren't you?

"It's fun, this is haha"

Tides his cheeks softly and Natalia's tension rises visibly.

"Thank you for me today"

"I didn't come together for you!

"Do you see it, behind you -!?

"You rock singer!?

"Second floor seats. No!" Are you Nori? "

"Mr. Yashiro. Are you sure?

Happily, loosen his facial expressions, Ginette says.

"We are the offerings of Mr. Theron and Mr. Wendy, but let us enjoy ourselves so much"

"Isn't that nice? If this position is going to be fun, there's going to be people out there who want to do it, right?

That's right, the nobleman said, 'When Ma Lu gets married, we'll have a parade. Uncle!' Or so he said, and sprinkled the city with gold for it.

For us, we'll have a better chance of making money.

"Enjoy him fully. Therons would love that."

"Yes! Okay, I will"

Ginette smiles with a full face and starts waving to the audience again.

Every time I cheer.

Well, that's it.

A parade of dreams kingdoms on Chiba's side. Even characters who aren't leading rats would love to have their hands waved, the guests.

That's what it is.

"Huh!? What is it, alle!?

"... mmm. That's food I've never seen."

What Loretta and Magda ate was the food the tourists had in their hands.

A curled potato of bacon is stabbed in the skewer.

"Oh. That's a jagabe."

"Brother, I know!?

"Ooh. Look, District 35 is a seafood city, right? The meat is weak. So I went into Lucia to make sure the meat distribution was promoted."

Simply wrap bacon around small potatoes and fry them crispy.

Easy to serve even in the street, not so hard to eat.

"Why won't you tell me!?

"... I haven't even tried it"

"Me, I'm interested in what the arr tastes like!

"Oh, I might want some too."

"Whoa. We're in the middle of a parade, right? I'll make it for you next time, so bear with me now."

You wouldn't be able to just stop the carriage and say, "I'll get you some ~".

We are only offerings.

"Master, please stop. Me, I'll get some!

"Ooh, Natalia!? I said," You can't do that, can you? 'Don't try not to hesitate to do what you thought!

"I will crush this parade if you can't eat me!?

"Hey, somebody! Seize this dangerous foreman!

Eventually, soldiers at Lucia's place on horseback, not carriage, bought us a few jaga-bees, and we decided to eat them on the carriage.

"I don't want to! This is pretty much it!

"Loretta. Don't talk while you eat"

"... delicious"

"Yes, I'm fine."

"Second floor seats. No!

"Don't show the jagabale to the guests watching from upstairs in the inn, Natalia!

You're in a complete picnic just for this carriage already.

"Ahhh! You're the only cheats, you rascal!

"I want to eat, me too, I want to eat"

From the previous carriage, Lucia and Gilberta are staring at this one with great eyes.

... Then you can buy it, you guys too.

"I want you to stop, Mr. Carriage! I'll get some, I will!

"So stop the parade on your own!

Hold on to the long-distance scratch and stop Gilberta's rampage.

... Is it the same thing to think about every salary?

"Pfft, that looks delicious!

"I want to eat -!

Looks like the tourists are starting to be interested in jagabees because we eat deliciously on the carriage.

This guy can sell to fly after this, Jagabe.

Good for you. If you succeed, you could be second only to seafood.

"Ahhh! I'm thirsty!

"... so much imo, so much bacon with so much salt... the moisture in your mouth takes root"

"Something might be hard without a cold drink."

Hey...... maybe it doesn't grow that way, sales.

... don't get in the way of business.

"It would be great to have it with cold beer!

Damn.

Why am I following you like this...

"Doesn't Master Yashiro have a taste for alcohol?

"Shut up, it's a follow up, follow up! It sounds like sales, negative ratings in places like this!

"Do I need you to care about that?

Estella to Natalia, who just scowls through the jagabe.

... These guys don't show any interest in anything other than Hongt 42...

If Jagabe hits, he promises to get the flower garden nectar accommodated instead of incentives. Help me out here for a second.

"Whoa, brother! Don't you dare say that!

A clan of beasts approaches the carriage with a large barrel in one hand.

Short neck, but that face...... Giraffes?

"I'm here selling beer and walking! I'll serve you a drink!

"I appreciate that, but it's dangerous to get close to the carriage, so be careful."

This way the parade will be ruined if the merchants crowd it.

I'll have to say no gently.

"He said it was awesome! I won't stand in the way of the parade! It's just that... you see... oh, I..."

What? I suddenly started messing around... and look at the flicker and Natalia...

"Well, I want my beautiful sister over there to drink my beer!

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know how to get in the way of the parade... you have no idea.

When Natalia waved, she said, "Now I have eyes!?" Or did you even fall in love at first sight?

Well, if you want it for free, why don't you get me a drink and just pick it up?

"What do we do, Natalia? You want some?

"But I'm on duty."

"It doesn't matter what you do, what you have today. Wouldn't you like a beer or something?

"I... Drinking makes me want to take it off, but if you still say it's okay..."

"Sorry, Osama the Giraffe! I want to refrain from drinking during the parade! I'm just gonna make you feel better!

... I can't give Natalia booze.

In an instant the parade will be crushed............ Estella. You, Shiatsu and Kachi are so good... damn, I've been distracted.

We asked Osama of the Giraffes to pick him up, and we looked at the crowd hissing from the top of the carriage and the stalls lined with gorgeous ornaments.

Really busy.

And what fun it looks like.

I'm sorry to say this, but it's just an ordinary man's wedding, right?

You all don't know Theron or Wendy, do you? Well, speaking of brick connoisseurs who glow, he might know... to that extent. Never celebrity or celebrity.

Still, the audience was very excited.

"That's amazing. So many people smile."

Ginette tells me she's a little overwhelmed.

In fact, the heat coming through here is awesome.

It's not supposed to be special, just a marriage between a man and a woman. Many audiences watching it.

"The people here are seeing the same view right now. But... not necessarily thinking the same thing"

I don't know what they're happy about, excited about, and impressed by.

Although.

"Still, I guess when I remember today, I get a similar grin. From now on, ever."

Today is the turning point.

for these guys.

And for this city.

"Right.... I'm sure."

Alongside Ginette, wave to the audience.

I'll intentionally shake your body and shake your tentacles to show you. and the little bug tribe kids sneeze out happy.

It's an unusual world that's spreading out on this boulevard right now.

Humans wear tentacle kachusha, insects wear yukata or something with insects, and they line up to eat the same thing.

Everything is my first experience, and I guess it's so much fun to do it like an idiot.

Of all the people here, who the hell would think.

Look at Wendy marrying a human, saying, "Oh, that kid must be treated like a slave," etc.

What we've done is really simple and simple.

I ran around over there and talked to him... but if you want to poke around and think, 'We just made a place to get together and make a scene,' that's all.

I don't want to say Gudagda because it's a casual image.

If you're not sure, you guys should get together and make a scene.

That's just what I taught him.

From now on, I guess these guys themselves will carve it into their minds as a memory, as an experience, of what they saw and heard and felt immediately.

I'm off the record, but con artists and salespeople have a common mindset.

If you want to sell a product, let him know the story of the product, not promote its excellence.

No matter how high the performance of the product is, it will not reach people who are not interested.

People are touched by stories and move their minds.

When you want to sell cookies, it's better to say, 'It's a flavor of memories that my grandmother used to make when I was a young child' than to say how luxurious ingredients were made with advanced technology.

People imagine a story there and feel like touching it. If you want to know what it tastes like, loosen the purse string.

"Ah, Mr. Yashiro! It's Mr. Sirah and the others!

Ginette finds the face she sees out of the crowd and makes her voice bounce.

Seeing, Sirah and Orki leaned in and looked at the parade, with Nica and Carl beside them stylishly escorted. Nica's guy looks good in a yukata.

"You look happy, Mr. Sirah. And Mr. Orchio."

"Oh. Right."

Decades ago...

Silaja and Orchio went around diligently preaching about how wonderful each other was.

When we could tell even between races, we continued to complain indifferently.

Still, the "I can't really feel it" guys didn't lend their ears much.

No matter how high the performance of the product is, it will not reach people who are not interested.

Moving people's minds is unspoken emotion.

A heart-shaking story.

That's just such an absolute form of love that there's no room to pinch your mouth - something like that - that Silaja and Orchio showed off with that body.

Those who saw the Sirahs would have 'felt it' without one exception.

That those two marriages were never a mistake.

"I'm sure those two will be appreciated by many from now on."

"Yes, I think so, too"

Waving at the Sirahs, Ginette shrugs as sure as she is.

And he turned his gaze toward Syrah to me, more confidently than he had earlier said.

"I'm sure many of you will appreciate it, too, Yashiro."

And with no fine dust or suspicion, I get a full grin.

"I am grateful."

... so I didn't make a big deal of it.

"Definitely, let's make it a good wedding."

"Ah."

This time Ginette has left the Yangdu Pavilion and touched many.

I guess that thought came to fruition on a day called today.

After this, Ginette has a big stage ahead of her.

I have a big job: directing the food at the reception.

"Let's make it the best wedding ever."

And you'll be a grateful person again.

For years to come, all the time...

Every time I mouth your dish, it reminds me so many times.

Slowly, but surely, the parade goes down the boulevard.

Towards the 42nd Ward.