Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
213 words, collaborators.
"Whoa, I'll get in the way."
Two days early after I went to Marul's.
Preparations for the "feast" are in a hurry.
"Hey, Oba!
I have had various districts send out letters from Estella asking for cooperation and attaching promises.
She complained at the church earlier that she had been stuck in the office all day yesterday.
For being busy, you're coming for breakfast, aren't you, that guy?
"Here, don't ignore me, Oobayashiro!
"Oh, I'm tired...... I see Ricardo's hallucinations"
"I'm not hallucinating!
You piss off the mumbling shoulder, and Ricardo tries to blow me off with his nose.
To my so rough nose, I held the hem of my clothes and tried to pose as sexy and "wow" as Marilyn Monroe stirred by the subway breeze.
"Ricardo's Etsy ~ (Back Voice)"
"Don't make a disgusting voice!
"Ricardo's Etsy No - (Bass)"
"Don't even make a good sound!
I showed him the beautiful baritone voice that worked the bass, but he didn't like it.
"So, what is it? If you're here to interrupt, go home."
"I'm not here to interrupt!
"'Of the Spirit...'"
"Sure, I said 'I'll get in your way' earlier, but I don't mean it the way it is...... if you were listening, reply back then!
Ricardo is yelling as usual as he grabs my wrist gasp and defies my index finger in the direction of the day after tomorrow.
Is it his job to yell at this guy? Noisy.
"You're still close, you guys."
Estella comes to the pavilion with a sigh.
Estella, who had once returned to the Lords' Hall after breakfast, came again.
"Oh, the Alliance of the Lords of Peppercorn. That's quite a step."
"I don't remember being in that alliance!
"I don't either!?
"No, you go in."
"Shut up, you idiots!
Damn, Ricardo and I disagreed unconsciously.
Oh, my God. It's a bad day.
"Marsha was responding. He said he'd show his face today."
"Oh well. So, what about the ingredients?
"O.K."
All right, all right.
Now we have the seafood.
"Banquet." The food needs to be extravagant.
"Wait a minute, Cora! I'm here first, so listen to me first!
"It's Lady First, Ricardo"
"Who's the lady?"
"It's Peppercorn First, Ricardo"
"... ugh, um"
"Don't shut up there! And who's the pepper!?
Ricardo pisses me off, too.
Damn, it's Ricardo's fault... it's a bad day.
"So, what can I do for you? You're not selling" Oobayashiro Inspiring Poems, "are you?
"I don't want it, it's not worth it! I've been talking to the hunting guild."
"Uhm, here we go!
"How eye-catching from the top, Temee!?
"You can go home!
"I'm not done talking to you yet!
"What the hell. Estella Boom Bedtime is reserved, right?
"Is that for sale?!?
"... how can your conversation not proceed so late? And Yashiro, I'm not letting you sell it, am I?
Of course, meat is essential for the 'feast'.
So I also asked the hunting guild for meat from the Warcraft.
There is a reason why you don't buy through a merchant guild.
The meat and seafood I asked for this time will be treated as a "gift" from the big guild, the Hunting Guild and the Sea Fishing Guild.
If it comes to the grand 'feast' of big guild sponsorship, Donnis will be easier to come out too.
Powerful entertainment is powerful.
During the confrontation with 'BU', it will be effective enough to draw District XXIV to this side.
Asunt has a story to tell.
That's why I told you not to pinch your mouth.
Neither did Asunt do anything to make a blind eye to the meagre interests at hand because of the soy sauce on the bean board. I've just told 'Feast' to bite one.
Merchant guilds are also big guilds with influence throughout the district.
I don't mind having you named for sponsorship.
In short, "Use our ingredients too" (= "Buy a lot").
"Oh, and then. I left a message for you from Medora."
"... Meh, which one?
"You're lying, Oi!? How can I erase such an intense creature from my memory!?
Shit,... you're a jerk.
Abominably, I remember clearly. It burns on the hippocampus and doesn't disappear easily.
If I have amnesia now, I can only remember Medora at a level of fear.
"So, what did Gomorrah say?
"It's Medora! Something's more like it, but it's MEDRA!
Don't call me Medramedra.
What if there's serious brain damage?
"'If you have any problems, do your best to help'."
"I'm often troubled by the tenants who made that statement?
"Be patient there. The pros and cons should be sweetened on the set."
... though the disadvantages would be too intense.
"Oh, and... well, I hope Temehe likes to hear this or not"
"Then I won't ask"
"'I'm going to see you again, darling."
"I'm not listening. I would've told you! Don't tell me!
My brain!
Serious damage to my brain!?
"You also said, 'Come see me whenever you get lonely.'"
"Who's going!
"You also said, 'If I get lonely, I might go see you, come on.'"
"Seal it off! Estella, build a strong wall between you and District 41 now! The demons are coming!
"If you do that, you won't be able to make it to District 24, will you? You're going to have a feast."
Stupid!?
What does it matter what happens to me?!?
That's nothing but a bluff about the peace that can be built on sacrifice!
"All right, I got all the messages, so you're done with my job."
"Go home! Don't ever come again, you murky lord!
"Phew, rejoice obayashiro. Let's eat here today."
"Go home!"
Konoyaro, you look like you're doing it.
"Hey. Somebody, come out and serve the customers"
Ricardo, the evil lord who sits in a chair greatly and forces our clerks to serve him.
Have you ever seen such an evil person?
"What a tyranny he is"
"Although it would be normal to seek customer service in the dining room!
"... you called me, tyrannical lord"
"You're here, even though I didn't call you anything from this side"
"Hey, you guys. Do you understand" customer service "? And you know what 'lord' is!?
Magda and Loretta standing in front of Ricardo with a face like a noble face.
We are the dining room of choice.
"... What can I get you? (I guess it's meat again anyway)"
"You're clearly hearing your heart, tiger girl!
"Would you like a drink with me? (meat or something)"
"Meat is not a drink, normal daughter!
This guy knows he'll play this way if he gets here, so I wonder why he'll take many trips?
D.M.?
Is that a dm?
"Ah, Mr. Ricardo. Welcome."
"Oh, the manager? Finally a decent guy..."
"I recommend hemp aubergines, so I'll keep it that way"
"Stay here for a second! You're the only conscience in this store!? If I stain you with Oova, it's the end of this store!? Seriously, it's over!?
A little face out of the kitchen, Ginette pulling right in.
No matter how loud he raised his voice, Ginette would never show her face again.
Next time you come out, there 'll be hemp aubergines on top of the basin.
"Ginette, now is the time you want to make it"
"Ah. I should have mastered it perfectly already, 'It should still get better! It's deep, this dish!' That's oddly strained..."
"Looks like you brought in some hell of a dish, you know."
Because the taste changes completely depending on the maker, the hemp lady.
Ginette's obsession fills the store with the smell of China.... the dining room, what is it, here?
"Yahoo! I'm here to see you!"
The door opens and the Chinese scent escapes to the outside.
It was Marsha and Delia who came into the store.
"That was fast."
"Yeah, 'cause Delia picked me up"
"I just had business going to District 35. Then meet Marsha by chance. Come on."
So, they brought me this lucky.
But Delia seems to be going a little to the 35th arrondissement, what are you doing?
Where did Delia and Marsha get to know each other in the first place?
"The guild leader of the river fishing guild in the 35th arrondissement is your father's disciple. I've known you since you were a kid."
"What disciple... was the master in the lower districts?
"Yashiro... Underground... well, it's true."
Estella swells her cheeks a little.
Don't worry about it anyway, that's all.
"I don't know because my father liked the river in District 42. He used to praise me for being wild."
"... sorry. I guess that means it's not as well maintained as other districts."
So I still don't care.
That's what keeps people like Delia here.
"Something tells me the water level in the river is dropping because of the water shortage. Come on, the waterway for sending water to the agricultural pond is drying up. So, they asked me if there was any good way... I was wondering if there was any good idea?
"You let it work out before that, in the 42nd arrondissement!?
"Hmm?"
"You forgot!? You built a foot rowing water wheel!?
"Oh! That's funny! Kids still come to see me a lot."
"It's not a plaything, alle!
This guy... I totally forgot the original purpose of the foot rowing water wheel because of a paragraph of water shortage... the water level on the river hasn't gone back to normal yet though.
"Well, why don't you come to our river next time"
"Right. Whatever, I'll introduce you to Lucia the foot rowing water wheel. It would help if you bought it."
I know you're saying the right to a foot rowing water wheel like it's your own, but Estella, will you give me the reward? If it's a good idea, it's just worthy of it, right?
"Oh, yeah, yeah. Speaking of Lucia Sister ~"
Marsha slaps her hand all over her and shakes her milk.
"... Yashiro. Meh."
Come on.
You've been getting sharp lately, Magda.
"Even my sister Lucia left a message for you."
"To me?
If it's a message to Estella, it seems somewhat possible, but Lucia gave it to me?
I can't imagine what it is.
"'Lizard, Scarecrow' ~"
"I don't care. Don't bring a message!
"Because they told me to tell you absolutely. Uh-huh."
"What did he want to tell me!?
"I don't know if you mean 'I miss you' ~ hey ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
What did you do with the cancer?
Will Lucia miss you for that?
Daimyo, when I heard that we were hosting a 'banquet' in District 24, I said, "Speaking of which, there was a beast tribe in the church in District 24... why don't you call me?!? You rattlesnail!" Must be something like that.... That's serious, dude. Always this guy.
"Lords are full of freaks."
"" Don't be with me ""
Estella and Ricardo say in unison.
And Estella looked terribly nasty. I hear you're unhappy with the alignment...... Pfft.
"The fish is in the tank on the surface."
Marsha points to the table as she gets stuck with the princess by Delia.
Marsha always gets out of a luggage car with a tank when entering the store. Well, big deal, this guy's luggage truck.
That means there's fish in there...
"The fish you were mixing up with Marsha............ the extract...... eh!
"I'll stab you?
"I'm gonna hit you?
Ooh!?
Estella's "I'm gonna stab you" no longer sounds like the gag you promised, but Delia's "I'm gonna hit you" is seriously not going to be stylish. Why even Delia is in that position?
"Sorry to keep you waiting, it's a hemp aubergine!
Out of spite, Ginette brings her hemp aubergines.
And put it in front of Ricardo with or without it. Yeah. Eat it. And pay for it.
"... Shit. I don't care if you ask me... well, this time I'll put up with you"
With such evil spit, Ricardo carries the hemp aubergines to his mouth with a bite.
"- Huh!? Delicious!"
Ginette joys hand in hand with Ricardo's words, which would have been leaked by accident.
I felt confident about this flavoring.
"It's teething, but this guy is so spicy and delicious!
Ricardo scratches her hemp aubergines as she pours them in with tenderness.
I inflate my cheeks to my breasts and chew them up.... That's a bad way to eat. Wild flavor, would overflow.
"But it's juicy and delicious! Hey, how much meat is this black?
"Uh... Um..."
Ginette has asked for help with her gaze, so she says, "You can say it," and gives it back.
"It's … eggplant,"
"" "" Buh-uh!
Estella, Magda and Loretta, and Marsha blow out in unison.
"Hey, I said 'how much meat' eggplant... then I have a stupid tongue... eh!
"... dumb to the tongue"
"I don't eat proper vegetables, so I don't know what it tastes like."
"Oh, I'd love some eggplant meat too."
"Do it, you freak me out, Temehe and the others! You can't help it! It's the first dish I've ever eaten! Plus, it tastes like meat! It looks meaty, too!
Ricardo stripping his fangs and yelling all over him, but his face is bright red.
Looks like meat.
"It contains mince meat, so it tastes like meat, doesn't it? Plus, there's plenty of gravy."
"Right! Nah! So sometimes you make mistakes with eggplant and meat!?
"Well, I'm the... main business."
"Ginette, don't hesitate, you can say 'no, silly tongue'"
"That's not..."
"Hey, Bye"
"Don't you say that, Oba! Don't trample on the care of the manager in the corner!
I didn't know you'd get eggplant and meat wrong...
Some temple's doing it. You'd fool Colo if you fed him 'Refined Cuisine Like Meat' or something, this guy.
"Oh, but I'm glad it fits your mouth."
Even for Ginette's desperate follow-up, Ricardo is dropping his shoulders with a red face.
"If it's a specialty, you can't go wrong... vegetables, it's not specialty..." I mean, I bump into it all the time, but I think it's that specialty.
"Mr. Store Manager, I tried that too - Yi It feels like I made it wrong for a fish "
"No, that's not the kind of dish..."
I can't naturally make fishy hemp aubergines or anything like that because it's not a dish to illuminate with another food.
Well, if you were to make it out of similar ingredients...
"I think I could make shrimp chili or something..."
I regretted my words unconsciously.
"What is it, it!?
"That sounds like a very delicious dish."
"Yashiro, can you make it!?
"... a culinary hunch that Magda should master"
"Yes, yes! I want to try it too!
The women were devoured by tremendous momentum.
Ginette's momentum is particularly impressive.... you, you must still be at the stage of improving and enjoying hemp aubergines...
"Oh... no... well, what. haha."
Let's just delude it.
If I teach shrimp chili or something here...... the Yang Maori Pavilion will become a Chinese restaurant.
"It's not such a big dish."
"'Of the Spirit...'"
"Wow, idiot, wait, Estella! Liar! Because it's super delicious food! I'll admit it, point your finger over there!
Shit...... I got my weakness gripped in a weird place. What I did...
"Well, can you tell me? I like shrimp a lot."
"I am - I like it."
"Mr. Yashiro! I want to know what that dish looks like!
"I'm interested too!
"I knew you'd come out, foodie Sister!?
I thought it would definitely come out because I got so excited about the food story... but I can tell, Bertina was mixed up in the herd.
I'm sure he's also been on surveillance for a long time as the Yang Deception Pavilion is currently devising dishes for the 'feast'...... do Sister's job, properly.
"Ahhh... well, I'll tell you what... when it comes to shrimp chili just now, declare that you won't use 'Spirit Judgement' on me in the future"
"Do!"
"I will!
"Sushi ~"
"I will, too!
"... definitely not"
"Uh-huh, I don't know what to do."
"Then don't just eat Loretta"
"It's a joke! It's a little cute tea eye! There's no way I'm going to judge your brother!
In the meantime, is this a charade about shrimp chili...
"You too, eggplant meat"
"If Temehe changes his attitude first!
"... I may not be able to help but make a mistake (stick) because it has a broom in it"
"You're full of dislikes, Oi!? Well, there's no reason to frog you."
"Then for once, the rest is Belle..."
"It's shrimp chili!
... Well, let's take this as an acknowledgement.
"Ha...... then, make it or shrimp chili"
"" "Wah!
What makes me so happy is Ginette, who loves to cook, Marsha, who loves shrimp, and Bertina, who loves to eat.
... you Estella. Damn all this wickedness in these places...... Damn.
"If the Yangdu Pavilion becomes a Chinese restaurant, it's your fault."
"Is that Chu? What, is that?
Can't you see the difference between us?
All in all, maybe my hometown dishes are a category.
"Marsha, do you have shrimp? I'd prefer a lawn shrimp or a car shrimp. You can have a black tiger."
"Wow, wow! Yashiro, do you even know such shrimp!?
"Forced Translation Magic" translates on its own, so when I say shrimp I know it, it's passed down to Marsha as a shrimp name.
Again, Japan was a privileged environment. It's easy to get ingredients from all over the world. It's unthinkable over here.
"Just give me a little time and I'll be ready... but now all I have is a car shrimp"
"Superior."
Wouldn't it be great to have a car shrimp chili?
He's the one coming out of a fancy Chinese restaurant, that's it. Mostly lawn shrimp or something. Weak teeth, but massive and quite delicious.
But car shrimp is something else.
The texture of the tooth and the intense flavour of the shrimp...........................................................................................................................................................................................
"If you simmer in the sauce while crushing your head, you'll get a good stock..."
"Let's do it, definitely!
"Do it, be sure!
Ginette and Bertina sparkle their eyes with the same look that makes them want to say mother and daughter.... although the words you are saying are slightly different.
"Does shrimp chili mean you use chili sauce for tacos?
"Well, it must be chili sauce, but I'm gonna use beanboard soy"
"It's amazing, soy bean board. You're creating more and more new dishes!
I didn't produce it. I didn't produce it.
Someone I don't know has arranged for me what I've created in 4,000 years of history, what I can make.
Essentially, the general arranged it.
"Well, I'll make it, so Ginette and... you guys see it too?
"... irrespective"
"It's touring and stealing technology!
"Well, the customer service... Delia, please"
"Whoa! Leave it to the responsible!
Oh, it's still valid, 'sense of responsibility'.
Sure, that was the compliment I said to get Delia on when it was a tacos moving sale or something... you've always remembered such a trivial word.
"I already have a long waitress history! One of us can turn enough customers!
You got out pretty big.
Well, it's true that I'm confident that I can calm down and do my job.
"Hello, Sue! I'm here for lunch, and it's kind of exciting."
"Ooh! Nice to see you! I don't know, I hear Yashiro and the manager are going to make a shrimp chili now. So you eat salmon!
"I want you to feed me shrimp chili, if at all!?
Well timed (bad?) Womalo came to the store.
Thanks to you, I get it.... Delia is not alone yet.
"But well, if it's about Umaro and Ricardo, is Delia enough? I asked for the rest."
"Who is the 'degree', Cora!?
"I don't know what it means to come and be cursed sooner or later, sss!
Ignore the two noisy assholes and we'll go into the kitchen.
Really... you're out of china. The kitchen smells Chinese.
Now I think I'm going to reach out and make some boiled noodles.
Japanese cuisine served with elegant soy sauce with a hint of yuzu... that's what you need.