Isekai Sagishi no Consulting
Episode 283: Where to go
There is a frog in front of me.
He was human until just now.
The frog stares stunnedly into the air and opens its mouth half wide.
Thanks to the shrinkage of the body, the belt that was fastening the neck and hips is coming off and free from the chains.
Nevertheless, the frog does not try to escape.
At the end of a sudden life, it seems that thoughts have not caught up.
Oops, I'm sorry.
When I called out, the frog shuddered and looked up at me in horror.
"By accident, I accidentally turned it into a frog."
Saying that, I looked up at my face.
Well, that's it. It's called the 'demon.'
The motive he said.
The money was piled up and the demon pointed it out.
It would be fitting for him to end up trying to ruin the lives of others for such a crap reason.
Looks like I did it well.
When I told you, the big eyes of the frog were overflowing with tears, and the sound made a rumbling sound and dropped to zero.
"What are you crying about?"
Irritation makes my voice tremble.
That's what Temae was trying to do, isn't it?
Just by failing, there was a casualty in Temei's [if you're doing well].
You thought it would be a sweet decision to be safe, because it was prevented beforehand?
"The demon followed me -- Temae, who tried to ruin Marsha's life for that reason, is now crying with the face of the victim."
It's like carrying the world's misfortune on your face, and you're not crying!
"This happened to Teme, but it was not their fault that Marsha, Magda, or Medra were harmed!"They didn't deserve it!I don't know if it's the result of all these assholes thinking like shit and trying to be inferior to shit!There's no such thing as a future-looking qualification for Temae to call herself a victim! "
I couldn't find a place to hit, and I looked back and kicked the iron lattice in the jail.
Gurgling sounds echoed in my ears.
Looking back again, the frog was nodding with his head in his arms.
Your whole body is shaking and trembling.
Surely, the frogs were deprived of their human rights and could not be held accountable for what they did...?
No one can judge me if I stop him right now.
Slowly approach the frog and crouch beside her head.
"If I had killed you right now..."
My whisper makes the frog shiver.
"Do you think your employer will be sad when you die?"
The frog stops moving.
She raised her hugged head slightly and stared at the floor.
"Do you think you'll retaliate against me for being so angry with 'What are you doing to your dear companions'?"
Slowly, the frogs turn towards us.
”... that's how you lived.”
And there was a frog in the words, and a great grain of tears.
Marsha, Medra, and Magda have someone to grieve for.
There's a guy who gets angry.
There are a lot of people who can help you in times of need.
Whether or not there is a loved one, the value of his life changes greatly.
You shouldn't live like this man, when you finally realize you're alone in this situation.
"Tsukami gave it to me."
"It's not my fault."
"I'm reflecting, so help me."
You must not become a person who can only speak such a superficial language.
Even that Medra made a mistake.
But at that time, I properly admitted my fault and apologized.
That's the difference between human organs.
Magda, Marsha, Estella, Ginette, and Bertina are not the perfect people.
You fail, you annoy others.
You make a mistake, you get lost, sometimes you cheat.
Still, I would never do anything so cowardly as to pass the blame on to something else.
I will never expose the uncle who falls and says, "Because the road is bad."
"Has anybody ever been helpful to Temae?"Have you ever thought about being useful? "
A guy who thinks only of his own interests, frames others, deceives them, kicks them down, and thinks that he has "done well" to gain a temporary profit or sense of superiority hasn't cried a moment ago.
Theme's not even a bad guy.
It's not a device that says, "If you work this much evil, you can't help yourself."
If you can't throw away your common sense, and you can't stand up for your connections with people, then stop being such a bad person.
"It's not cool to bow your head to someone, or to not appreciate something you've worked so hard to make, or to be laughed at by someone pointing at you."
It's really cool.
"The one who pulls the legs of others to mislead Teme's coolness is the darest in the world."Carve it into your empty head so you'll never forget it again. "
Saying that, he puts the bin in front of the frog.
A frog stares at a bin with a dusty face.
Jiuyi stares at me, then turns his face towards me.
Back then... not so long ago, but when I first came to this city.Even before I settled in the Pavilion, I didn't even know Ginette's name.
I had some information about Kantarchika.
Shortly after I witnessed a goffrade collector turn a crying man into a frog.
And when he saw how a man turned into a frog, he began to tremble as if he were himself; and Paula taught him in the midst of the cantarchy that rushed in.
I've always wanted to see if that information was true.
I just didn't get a chance to do that, and I thought I'd have to check it out sometime.
Whether the [rumor] is true or not would be a very powerful trump card.
At that time, the fact that "if I tell a lie, I will be a frog" was too intense, and the impression of the information I heard later was diminished.
But Paula was clear.
And I said, "Can a man who has become a frog ever be returned to his original form?"To get back, you have to fulfill the promise you made in retaliation."
That's right.
After becoming a frog, you can return to being a human.
But I couldn't try.
If only it was a rumor.If I can't get it back without being a frog.
I didn't think I could easily turn someone into a frog, or divide myself into a frog as an experiment.
But now, there's a villain for you.
A true scumbag who hangs in front of his eyes and dies, but his heart doesn't hurt at all.
Whether this experiment succeeds or fails, it doesn't even wave in my heart.
Well, if I could just get back to the way I was.....
The next person [...] is going to live a little longer.
Once again, throw the trash can in front of the frog.
While staring at me, the frog moistened his eyes with tears and threw the skewer into the trash.
At that moment, [Conversation Records] rose and a translucent panel appeared in front of her.
There was a short sentence like this on it.
Can you forgive me?
It was a strange question.
Instead of "Forgive me?", "Forgive me?"
It's like we're testing our measurements.
Are you sure you can forgive a liar?
I felt like I could understand what it meant to tell a lie in this city just a little bit.
However, I didn't understand it just because I felt like I could do it.
I will answer the questions displayed clearly.
"Ahh. Forgive me."
At that moment, a dazzling light enveloped the world and unexpectedly closed her eyelids.
Seeing that the light had disappeared behind her eyelids, she opened her eyes again, and there was a naked man squatting there, holding a bin and crying.
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Crying without hesitation, repeating the misleading "thank you".
I was not happy to be thanked by Gorotsuki.
However, if I were to return the grotesque, I would be willing to accept your gratitude.But after I gave it back.
You'll be punished by your lord in a few days.
"Ah... what are you doing... now it's true!"I'm... reborn! "
"... do as you please"
Then you'll never forget it.
The fact that Temae tried to do it was even worse than what I had just done to Temae.
It's not fun to look down at a naked, crying man.
I left the cell, locked up, and left.
"Yashiro"
Estella greeted me when I arrived at the table, invisible from the inside of the cell.
That's stupid, man.
What are you crying about?
Estella slowly narrows her tear film-like eyes and stretches her arms.
Estella's supple fingertips stroked my cheeks and touched my ears.
Just by doing that, something inside me like sugar in a tea cup melts away...
* Giggle *......
I dropped my forehead on Estella's shoulder.
Unlike in the Lady Mode, I didn't decorate it and it smelled like the usual Estella.
You can gently stroke your hair on the back of your head.
just a little bit.....
For only a short time, I was putting myself in the warmth of Estella.
"Frogs are cute."
“How's it going?
When I left the prison and said that while walking the unpopular road, Estella put her hand on my forehead and looked me in the face.
"Wow, funny face."
I thought you were having a fever test.
I don't want it, that's how it feels.
I've never seen anyone say a frog is cute.
Well, that's true for you guys.
Life ends when you become a frog.
As long as it is true, the frog will only be the object of fear.
“In my hometown, frogs are just everyday creatures, and some of them are major creatures, like pets.”
The Berzno and Yadoku frogs are also famous as popular pets.
If not, I go to the countryside and chorus around the rice fields every summer.
... yes, by the way.
"Are there no frogs in this city?"
"You're here, aren't you?" You saw it earlier, didn't you? "
"No, not that frog, but the creature."There are beetles and lizards and crickets, right? It's like that. "
I've seen beetles, lizards, and crickets in this city.
There are times when crickets and stingrays are squeaking in the middle of the night.... by the way, why is there a difference between when the beetle crows and when the beetle crows when there are no seasons?Is it the difference between breeding season or not?... um, I don't know.
"Are there no tadpoles or anything in the fields?"
Come on. I've never seen anything like it in the 42nd arrondissement.
Are there no frogs?
Maybe he hated the frog and got kicked out.
"If you see a frog, it will be a frog." If Jinx spreads, he'll be recognized as a vermin in no time.
"It was a harmless creature in my hometown."Except for some poisonous ones. "
I've never raided anyone's crops, barely trespassed my house, or even attacked anyone.Well, when it comes to damage, it's noisy on summer nights.
"It's a black-eyed creature, and if you're staring at it, it'll inadvertently stare at you. In my hometown, you're such a creature, aren't you?"
Well, the impression of a frog is different.
I don't have any aversion or disobedience because I'm okay with amphibians and reptiles.
It seems to have been popular with women in Japan.I've been selling frog calendars every year.
"At that time, the frog stared at me with a crying face, so I guess I saved it."Even if the same thing was done to Gorotsuki's face, he was just breaking his front teeth with goo.Because the frog is cute after all, yeah
"Oh, my God, that's what I'm talking about."
Hearing my detailed and accurate analysis, Estella says with a smile.
"In short, you're using it as an excuse for good deeds, the cuteness of a frog."
"It's not an excuse, it's a fact-based analysis."
"Ah ~ Yes, yes, cute, cute"
While saying that, he stroked my back of my head.
Damn, isn't that "cute" up to me?
Don't stroke it into clutter. You can hear Demilly's footsteps.
"But it's the first time I've seen it." I can't believe the frogs are going back to being humans. "
The fingers that were messing with my hair were moving away, and Estella held her chest down.
If you want to add a sound effect, it must be "Kan".
Hold your chest down.
"... what?"
Ka-kun
I'm going to do it.
Raise your hands and shake your head.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
"Damn..." Estella's dazed face.
His gaze turned towards the prison, which was far away.
"I heard the story, but I was half suspicious."
"Me, too. That's why I did the experiment."
Estella pulls her lips together.
You tried to say something, and you survived it.
My face turned towards me and I was about to cry again.
... two things that make me cry.
”When I'm about to be turned into a frog by some sort of shrew, I may be able to avoid the [Spirit Referee] by having you turn into a frog as soon as possible”
My reasoning is that the [Judgment of Spirits] will not work against those who become frogs.
Frogs are deprived of the human rights guaranteed in this city.
In other words, everything that every human in this city possesses will disappear.Perhaps even "Conversation Records".
The [Spirit Referee] judges lies based on the [Conversation Record [Conversation Record]].
When I checked my [Conversation Records], there were no bugs or animals.
There is also the sound of the squeaking bull, and the sound of the cow that has been chirping in your ears.
When a wildcat jerks me off on the roadside and talks to me like, "Oh, okay, cute." I'm pretty much alone in the [Conversation Records].
The voices of those who are not "people" are not recorded in "Conversation Records".
In that case, in the "Spirit Referee", which judges lies based on the "Conversation Record", it means that an animal that does not have a voice in the "Conversation Record" cannot be cut.
In other words, an ex-human who has become a frog is highly likely not to be cut off by the [Spirit Referee].
Past statements have been left behind, and there is a possibility that they will be stacked.
Well, if there's a chance you can avoid it, it's good to keep it under insurance.
"So I need to borrow your pants."
No!
It's okay. I'll get it back to you.
"Can you not insure your life against such a shameful lie?!"
Why is that!?
If I'm about to put the [Spirit Referee] on anybody, I could be saved if you put the [Spirit Referee] on me first.
Besides, until something like that happens, you have the right to legally own your pants.
You've done your best!
"For you!"... it doesn't matter if it's not your pants, right? "
Well, that's true.
"I can't throw away anything I'm not interested in..."
"Should I tell you not to throw away my stuff, or advise you not to be interested in your pants, or refrain from making any troublesome remarks?"
You're not interested in pants or swimming with fish.
You want me to die!?
"... Pants Cravings Murder"
"Will you stop dying, with all that nonsense?"And if you develop cravings, it's not murder, it's death. "
"I have silk pants in front of my grave..."
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Does he have no blood or tears?!
"It's the one with no milk or tears at all."
"It's blood, blood! And there are three!"
"All three!?"
Yes!
What do we do?
Isn't this the scene where the true value of the [Spirit Referee] will be questioned?
You want to do it?
Are you going to do it!?
You seem to be a sick man who can only speak nonsense.
"You're gonna make me do that."
"What are you talking about?"It's not cool at all. "
Estella's face was dazzled with a swollen face that seemed to have crushed the bitter insect.
That's a lot of Buddha roofs.
Manya is the role of the Buddha's top realm.
Harumoro?
"Ohhhh!? What's wrong, Hammaoru, here?"
Send a greeting to the building!
It seems that Wumalo told me to go to District 41.
... don't let Hammaulu go alone, it's not dangerous.
What did you want to do?
Lord, let's see if you're doing anything strange!
"That's a very important gesture, isn't it?"Good day to Hammaoru. Thank you for your hard work. "
Estella, who is familiar with the troubles of the rampage caused by her childhood friend, is working on Hammaoru. I'm struggling deep down.
That idiot lord says, "I'm going to build a public bath!"But you can't decide where you want to go before you make a plan and start walking away.
We need to talk to Womaro. It's dangerous.
Is it necessary to check the condition? Wumaro, you know what I mean.
Where's your brother? Release him?
"Who is it?"
He's on parole.
Good luck with the stay of execution!
Don't teach a kid who doesn't understand anything troublesome words, because it's going to be troublesome
They want to use the words they learned... they don't want to.
"3000 points for Matsudaira-san."
“I don't know where to use it, but don't tell me too many words.”
Double that, Don?
I can use it as much as I want.
While sighing with a bright face, she glanced at my face, and Estella's lips slowly curved.
I was relieved to return to the usual atmosphere.
Such emotions made me smile.
I've been thinking too much about it.
Well, I'm glad you stayed by my side this time.
Well then, let's go back to the pavilion and eat dinner.
"That's right, it's Ginette's feast."My heart is swelling with anticipation. "
Huh, what's going on?
"Yashiro! It's clearly your fault that Hammaoru has been negatively affected!"Repent! Before the feast! "
I think the lord of this city is a racist, not a hammerhead climbing on my back, but a racist who blames me all the time.
Someday there will come a day when the bullets will be bombed.I'm sure it won't be long.
"Evil is doomed."
"There's no sign that the roots of all evil will ever perish, so that word is also brow saliva, right?"
With Estella's cat punch on her shoulder, we left the main street and headed for the Pavilion of the Sun.
Welcome back, Yashiro-san.
When I opened the door of the Pavilion, Ginette greeted me with a smile of the sun.
I'm home, Ginette!
"Wait, Estella, did you hear that?It was a return for me, wasn't it? "
Welcome back, Estella-san.
I'm home, Ginette!
I haven't called you back, but you're home!
Welcome back, Hamma-san.
"Humma... yeah!"
"If you say it properly, you can say it to the end, Hammaoru!?"
It is noisy when I enter the store.
The Yangtze Pavilion is really lively.
Well, unfortunately, it didn't smell like dinner floating from home.
It was the smell of the cafeteria that drifted through the business.
That's the smell that will calm down in no time.
I've made a feast for you.
While stroking Estella's clinging head, Ginette smiles at me.
A smile is a trademark for the lords of the 42nd arrondissement, isn't it?
If Ginette becomes a lord, then Estella's [Lord of Smiles] will be returned.
"I'll give it back whenever I want."
But I won't be your lord.
"If it does, it will." If Ginette were to become a lord, she would surely be called-- "
A trademark with a smile.
[Lord of Inflation]?
"Ginette-chan, repent! Let me repent!"
"Yashiro-san." Please repent. "
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My eyes were swollen more than a smile.
"...... Yashiro, as usual"
"That's right, you're my usual big brother."
Looking at me scolded by Ginette and forced to repent, Magda and Loretta look happy.
My misfortune is so much fun.
"...... Yashiro"
"Oniichan"
"Welcome back!"
Take my arms and lead me to my usual seat.
Why are you so happy?
Whatever happens, you seem to have sorted out your feelings, Yashiro-san.
Beltina sat in the back seat.
And there shall be a feast brought forth unto him, and unto his seat.
That's a terrific sense of smell.
"I called you, Ginette."It was very strenuous to hear a plea from Yashiro-san. "
Looking at such an overstretched ginette, he said, "I have to go eat this!You came with joy and courage. "
Well, with Bertina there's no way the ingredients would be wasted.
You're a city-friendly eco-sister.
... no, maybe an ecologically harsh bulimic.
"No matter what, I was relieved."Yashiro-san came back as Yashiro-san. "
If I had killed that man over there, I wouldn't have come back here.
If that wasn't the case, I guess I wanted to come back here.
Well, the rice is delicious, the milk is explosive, it's moderately noisy and calm, it shakes every time you walk, and hidden boobs often come in.Yeah, it's a nice place, this place.
This shop is calm, and I'm going to put my breasts on it.
Yashiro-san, would you like to repent before dinner?
I'll apologize to the Spirit God before I go to bed.
"Damn it..."
Bertina's fist strokes my forehead.
Are you going to slap me?There is air in the fist and no shock is transmitted.
Aren't these bad boys going to grow up?
Still... I don't have a lifeless idea about trying to make Bertina really angry.
Huh? When did I get that thought planted?I am confident that I will cry if I am seriously angry.... when did this sense of crisis come to an end?
Well then, it's party time, ladies and gentlemen.
Along with a clear voice, large plates are brought in one after another.
No, a party!?
I made everything that Yashiro-san said he wanted to eat.
Ginette cutely peers into her tongue as she grabs a large plate filled with fried shrimp and hamburgers.
If I were a cat, my tongue would say, "Shit!""I was just seizing it."
No. Should I do it, even if it's not a cat?I'm starting to feel like I should do it!
But unfortunately, before I could capture it, my tongue ran back into my mouth.
This is curry ~!
"... this is from Gori's deep-fried fish, famous as a favorite of Yashiro, with the delia of the ingredient provider ~"
You've earned it, Yashiro!
Magda is accompanied by a delicatessen with French flavors.
I used to stock up on ingredients in this short amount of time.
"Oh no. It's a boiled root vegetable."Do you like this kind of thing? "
Norma carried a small pot with a supple waist.
Even though it has a brown appearance without glamour, it looks delicious enough to make a stomach upset just by looking at it.
"Did you come to Delia or Norma?"
"I'm here too ~"
Marsha leaves the kitchen as Medra pushes the tank.
"Marsha, did you see MEDRA?"
"...... I'm here "
”Yeah... I'm going to dream about it, so I'll put my weight on it”
Don't look down at me from a very high position.
In the middle of the night, he said, "Wow, ahhh!? It's jumping up."
"Everyone, you've helped me."
"Marsha and MEDRA?"
Estella, who was clinging to Ginette, stood up and stared at the many dishes that had been carried.
"...... Ginette-chan, I'm glad I'm alone"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"I also made it after being properly taught by the store manager."Well, the mermaid was just kidding. "
Medrama is the hamburger of your ass, right?
"That's a heart!" Don't say stupid things in front of Darling! "
I don't care if it's my ass or my heart, so don't look at me, Medra.
Your gaze is attacking.Because it takes as much damage as walking through a poisonous swamp.
"This is MEDRA-san's hamburger."
That said, what Ginette showed me was a big hamburger.
This is the size of a frying pan.
Did you burn this properly?
"Yes, it was worth baking."
Ginette smiles as she clenches her fist and feels accomplished.
I see. If you burned it, you'd have to eat it.
However, you don't have to ask for unnecessary difficulty in cooking.
"Look at me too ~"
As I say it, Marsha shows me the hamburger on the plate.
"Former Shrimp - "
"You're not stuck with the prototype..."
"I'm sorry. It's hard to turn it upside down without breaking my tactile senses or my legs..."
No, Ginette, you're not apologizing.
In the first place, it was a mistake to try to reproduce such a delicate thing with hamburgers.
Well, I can do it!
"Well then, you can eat both of them as long as you like."I'll ask you to cook for me, Ginette-chan. "
“It's stupid. If you eat Medra's hamburger, you'll be hungry.”
"Boys who eat a lot are lovely!" cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum c
"Ah, no. My heart is burning.I may only be able to eat a mouthful or two..... "
I wonder if you could stop the inadvertent attack before eating.
If it was eaten after meals, it might have been reversed, so even though the damage was less before meals.
"...... Yashiro"
Magda offers a small plate to me as I sneak through the busy crowd.
"... made by Magda. I tried my best to burn it myself."
On the plate was a cat-shaped hamburger with two rounded triangles.No, Magda type.
"... because Yashiro got angry with me"
I see.
Is this hamburger a thank you?
... just because I'm angry doesn't mean I have anything to do with it.
"Thank you. Thank you very much."
"...... nh"
Taste it and eat it
"I've got a change, darling."
Eh, is it still yours, Medra's?
Even though it's a mystery whether we can eat up this big thing, it's impossible, but absolutely impossible.
I'm hungry.
She looked reliably dependable when she slapped her own stomach.
I'm glad you're here!
"Well, for a smile from tomorrow."Let's all have a good time. ”
After all, I must have felt the disturbing air.
Ginette greeted her like that and the party began.
Not to mention Ginette's dishes, all of which were delicious, and the hamburgers that Medra and Marsha had kneaded were also quite delicious, and Magda's homemade hamburgers had a somewhat nostalgic taste.
This hamburger I made for the Lady General just tastes a little bit like it.It tastes like a novice tried his best.
"Ugh!? What? What day is today?"
The finished carpenters enter the pavilion while the party is going on, and their eyes widen.
Broaden the nostrils.
Drooling.
The stomach choruses.
”Uhaah, Loretta-chan's curry smells so good!”
Well then, I'm Curry!
Me too!
"We can also offer you special fried curry from today!"
"" What, that looks so delicious!? ""
Loretta made it up during the tasting.
Well, the curry toppings are still being researched.I did a little bit at the athletic event.
Cuttlefish curry is good, isn't it?
Fried curry was born from the playfulness of Loretta and became a popular dish on that day.
As the sun dimmed, I gently pushed the various thoughts and emotions I felt on this day deep into my chest.
I'll never forget it. But I won't be trapped.
Starting tomorrow, we will live as usual.Yes, swear on your chest.
I feel more enthusiastic about [swear on breasts] than [swear on breasts], yeah.