Isekai Taneuma

Let's hit him with a rock.

One day, Feng offered to go to the Capital Adventurers Guild for breakfast. All the party members agreed, but they were reluctant to go because of their errands, and he ended up going alone.

And Lucy said, "Why don't you ask me out because I'm free? That's why I decided to invite the locals. You may be rejected because you're angry, but you can tell me about one of the tourist attractions.

Postprandial bowel movements were also pleasant, and when she tried to refresh herself before heading to the village, three of her companions had a difficult conversation about gender just outside the entrance. You said you were busy, but maybe I'm being hugged... and I'm not interested, so I'm going through the side.

He greeted the man who was smoking in the car pool in front of the entrance and walked to the village. If you ask me, I will give you a ride to the capital, but I think you should use the village's highway carriage just for the distance to the boulder. Mochi is a mochi shop.

As they descended from the top of a hill in the hall, the farmers who worked in the gradient fields lined up along the slope waved towards the feng. As you get closer, they hand you freshly harvested vegetables, and what are you going to get today? is asked. At this point, I was fishing in the waterway with the cat man and hunting animals in the woods, so I thought I'd go play again today.

"I don't play every day either."

When I corrected my mistake, I was asked to buy it and buy it if I was going to the capital. When I wrote in my memo that I couldn't remember it so well at one time, another farmer came in and asked me to use it in exchange for the vegetables I had picked.

I couldn't hold it with my hands anymore, so I carried the cage and ran down the hill. I'm sure you'll look like a peddler from the side. In fact, if I took this to the capital, I'd make money there... of course I didn't mean to do that, but I was sure I had to consume the vegetables I got somewhere.

Breathing out, I managed to get to the city square. Shop owners who rarely saw Phoenix carrying large luggage in their eyes scratched the guild door.

"Welcome... Mr. Feng? What is it, that luggage? Are you going to open an eight-store shop?"

When she entered the guild, Meatier, who was paperwork by the reception counter, raised her face. When she saw the cage that Feng was carrying, she put a smile on her face. Feng also lowered the cage with a bitter smile,

"There's no way. When I came down the hill, everyone took it with me. I borrowed the cage because I couldn't carry it. Can I have it back later?

"Did you get so much again...? Thank you for taking it all the time, but I can't eat it like this."

Meatier came out of the counter whispering bumps, took the vegetables out of the basket, and eventually put them in the Alliance's pantry. The Alliance must be stir-fried with three vegetables for a while to come.

By the way, as she said, I can't eat so much, so I also help Feng when eating. In other words, while Feng was handing over the ingredients that he was getting everywhere, he was going to have them cook some time.

Feng took it to the cats, and the rancher who knew it divided the meat, so he realized that the Alliance's pantry was amazing. Meatier sang her nose while organizing the ingredients.

"If the ingredients continue to grow, the restaurant will open instead of the guild."

"I like it. Wouldn't more adventurers stop by if you worked side by side in a restaurant like this border town?

"Maybe, but I don't have a master to cook for me anymore, and I don't have enough manpower."

"If you want to cook, why don't you let Mr. Meatier do it?"

"Nobody's coming to eat me."

Feng shook his head in exaggeration.

"No, Miss Meatier is a good cook, so I'm sure she'll thrive. At least I come to eat every day."

Then Meatier blushed her face and shook her pull.

"Nah, nah, what are you saying? I'm not kidding. I'm full of guild work, so I can't do it that way or this way. Damn it!"

Shit, I'm getting angry... Feng stretched his spine and blued.

"I'm sorry, my mouth has passed. If only Meetings could do the guild work, that would be enough, yes."

When Feng said an apology, she made a warm and hasty gesture, and then turned to her side.

"All you have to do is find out."

and so on.

Of course, it goes without saying that Meatier is not angry, she is simply illuminated, but Feng is beaten every time she sexually harasses, so even with this sweet and sour deployment, she turned on in another direction without noticing it.

Meatier is Meatier and less resistant, so they always crossed paths like this. Damn it, if only their consciousness could be improved, they would have had a slightly better relationship... it's a causal one.

She was holding something that she wanted to be a little more honest with.

"So, you're here to kill Goblin again today? Unfortunately, I haven't received any other requests to satisfy Mr. Feng."

Feng was right, just remembering what happened, he slapped his hand.

"No, it's not. I wanted to go to the capital a little bit today, and I came to get Mr. Meatier. Mr. Meatier, you said you were a local, and you're on vacation today, right?

"Am I...? Yeah, I'm sure I'm from New Amsterdam, but we're not off today, are we?

"What? Really?

"Yes, who told you that?

"It's Lucy."

"It's weird, I'm not talking about that...."

Meetya noticed happiness when she denied it with all her strength. Maybe if we were on the same ride, we'd have a date together....?

"Wow...."

I was distracted by why Lucy lied so stupidly, but never mind, she was going to help me. What an idiot. Meatier started pounding her head as she roared.

Feng suddenly started acting strange in front of her, fearing her.

"Eh? Hey!? I didn't expect you to come like that! Meetings, as always today, please relax and work in the guild."

"Uuuu... yes..."

"But if you could just tell me about the capital. I have to go, so I want you to tell me about sightseeing spots, souvenirs, recommendations."

"Is it a landmark? Well, there are many attractions... it can be difficult to get around in one day. I wish I could show you around."

Meatier looked at Feng's face.

"No, no, you don't have to."

Feng shows his palm and waves his head. Meatier blunted and tried to build a recommended tourist route for him, pulling out a map of the capital, New Amsterdam, and spreading it over the counter.

Then the Guild Leader, who was watching the interaction between the two, coughed up Gohong and came closer.

"Feng, are you going to the capital?

"Oh, yes. I was thinking of showing my face to the Adventurer Guild over there... Oh, no, I'm not thinking of betraying this place and changing my affiliation.

"I'm not worried about that... but then, Mr. Meatier, you can go up today and show him around."

Meatier flies in unexpected directions, sparkling her eyes.

"How nice!?

"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm only here because it's about Phoenix, so I can handle it myself. And if something happens, you'll wake up sick."

Who's up there, who's up there?

Feng is angry with Punska. The Guild Leader slapped Meatier on the shoulder and slapped him in the ear so that he wouldn't hear.

"Don't stop working when you get married, okay?

Meatier instantly dyed her face like a hot water boiler.

"No, no, what the hell, you sexually harassing bastard!

He shouted and kicked the guild chief in the stomach. The pathetic middle-aged man bends his body into a curve and collapses. Feng saw such a sudden murder and carved it into his heart (after all, he looks angry... let's not make him angry...).

Anyway, it's nice to have Meatier with us. A sip of the capital, it used to be quite large from a distance. I'm sure Feng alone would have just wandered around the entrance.

He was getting ready to go out with a candle towards her.

"No, thank you for coming with me. Actually, I didn't know where else to go except for the guild."

"Is there anywhere you want to go?

"Yeah, everyone in the village asked me to use it, and I want to get spices later. I can get it here, but I don't sell pepper or anything that's rare."

"Hmm... do you need it for your adventure?

"Yes, but actually, I was going to give it to Mr. Meatier."

"... eh? Is that me?

Feng nodded lightly,

"I always get to cook delicious food, so thank you. If you're going to help me find it, that's the best part."

"Well, you didn't have to worry about that.

"Oh, no! And I'd be happy to have more Meetings Repertoires."

I laughed without hesitation. As she looked at the smile... (I wonder what happiness would look like...), she felt something twitching around her chest. I sweat from my forehead even though it's not hot.

It's a waste of ingredients, and I made it a mess because cats eat most of it anyway, but I'm glad I make it every day even if it's troublesome. If you're so happy with this, let's make it even more heartfelt next time... even if you stay a cat. She thought.

Feng greeted the guild leader and took her to the guild's doorstep. However, when the door knob was turned, it wasn't an automatic door, but the door opened on its own, and suddenly, a dota dota and a person came in from the outside.

"Whoa! What is it?

When Feng jumped out in surprise, Jeanne, Guillaume and Lucy rolled into the place where he stood earlier. Looking at his posture, he leaves his body at the Guild's front door, and it doesn't look like he suddenly opened it.

I wonder what it is. I wonder if he even had a tooth tortoise... but for what? Feng twisted his neck.

"No, no, not at all! When I happened to come, the door happened to open, and the three of us just rolled over!

Lucy denies it with all her might. Feng only seemed to think she was lying, but in fact, no one would benefit from doing so.

"Hmm... there's something strange going on. What's wrong with you guys, by the way? What do you want with the guild? Well, didn't you say you were going out?

"Hey, I came here to correct Mr. Mee's vacation today... but I'm afraid it was a little late."

Feng clapped his hands,

"What, you came all the way out here to tell me that? Then I'll be fine. Mr. Meatier, it wasn't a holiday, but the Guild Leader gave me a holiday."

"Eh... the Guild Leader"

The Guild Leader shook his hand smiling as he peered into the back. I've never talked to him about this before, but the fact that he took the trouble to distract me seems to have the same purpose. Lucy thought she could drink delicious liquor with him. No, actually, she can't drink...

"By the way, you guys are actually quite free, aren't you? Do you want to come with me? Mr. Meatier said he'd show you around."

When Lucy was bracing and nodding with her face, Feng asked if she would go with her. The three of them panicked.

"No, no, I'm on my way to work. I have to go to the ranch right away." "I'm on my way to practice, too." "Ah, I want to study! I want to go home and study today!"

Feng shouted his shoulders to the three who refused with all their strength. As far as Lucy is concerned, she's obviously saying things that don't bother her, but, well, she won't force anything she doesn't want to come. Feng,

"That's too bad. I can't help it, Mr. Meatier. Should we go? Ah, I'll have it."

"Ah, yes! Thank you....."

Feng said so and received the baggage that Meatier was carrying with a truly natural gesture. Because it's so natural, I was caught and handed over the meatier.

"Wow! Feng-san, don't bother with it! I can carry it myself."

"It's okay, it's okay, we're dating, so let's do this."

Feng said that and walked with a clasp without waiting for an answer. Meatier waits side-by-side in pursuit of him like that. They were walking around asking questions, but eventually Meatier broke and said something to thank her.

Looking from the side, they looked like a couple they had accompanied for many years, a very natural combination. Lucy waited for the two of them indefinitely, but felt something was not coming.

"Hmm... I wonder. Feng-kun, I'm used to it unexpectedly and I don't feel well. I've never been so kind to you.

When Lucy murmured, Guillaume heard it.

"Because he was a rich son, I wonder when he was a lady first, he didn't even have this kind of education. In fact, no matter what you do, you don't have to graduate."

"Really? Ah... when I thought about it, it was kind of annoying. You can't give me that. I'll hit you with a stone, stone."

"Hey, don't do this."

Jeanne crouches down to the ground to pick up the stone and hugs Lucy. What was Guillaume doing? He shook his head. Actually, I don't know what's going to happen to those two, but if Jeanne is good, I think it would be good. After watching Feng and the others disappear to the carriage station, the three returned to their respective plans.