Isekai Taneuma

Feng came to the Adventurers Guild HQ in the capital to take on a difficult assignment, where he met an acquaintance of Meetings who had bought him a guide. Looking at her, she was asked about Feng by an acquaintance woman, and asked if it was a "boyfriend".

Three people suddenly make a declaration. I don't know about the situation, but when I saw Meetya's temper, Feng thought she had no choice but to ride here, greeting her as her boyfriend. Nevertheless, the two acquaintances still seem suspicious.

Um, Meatier had a boyfriend too.

Feng and the others, who were forcibly abducted in the middle of the day, were taken to the coffee shop and attacked with questions.

Leaving the Adventurer's Guild, walking through two towns on the main avenue and entering the unsigned alley, there was a shop with a seemingly unbelievable sign on it. Inside, in a narrow counter about three tatami mats, a grandfather who painted a stubborn picture polishes the glass. He walked barely in front of the grandfather without a greeting and climbed the stairs to the second floor, which looked behind him, and the ceiling was oblique like an attic, but the space was wider than he thought.

I had to bend over the beam of the ceiling, sit on the cushioned sofa, and the old woman walked up slowly from downstairs and left coffee and cake for the number of people while I didn't order anything.

Apparently it's a shop run by an old couple. Maybe this cake was baked by that old man... the planked attic was dim and relied only on candlestick lights hanging on the wall. I searched for a bottle of sugar in the dark and put it in and put my mouth on the cup.

"Delicious....."

A woman named Elise reacts to words spoken naturally.

"This is delicious, isn't it? It's a secret taught to me by a senior member of the guild. The cake is also very delicious, so please enjoy it."

Feng returned a smile just to raise the corner of his mouth and cut the cake into pieces as he was told. Is it like a chiffon cake? A fluffy sponge with a good taste melted in the mouth and the sweetness seemed to penetrate into the mouth.

As she was right, she thought it was a hole in the middle, while breaking the cake pile with a fork, and Meatier was next to it with a question attack.

"How long have you two been dating?

"Er... a long time ago"

"How do you know him? Where did you meet him?

"Familiar...!? In Hermes... Feng wants to join the guild."

"That's why I started dating. Where did you confess?

"Sue Ha!? Well, that's... wow, from me..."

"Er! I'm surprised that my wife, Meatier... Are you sure they're dating?

"Oh, it's true! Really?!

Feng nodded in a hurry as a trusting gaze flew in. Elise is still staring at them with suspicious eyes.

"Hmm... it's been a long time since I met Hermes. In that case, you call Feng-san a mannerful way."

"Ugh... I see."

"When you're alone, you call me more intimate.

The man who was called Anton murmured as if he wasn't interested. Speaking of which, I don't know how to say hello, but is he seeing Elise? Anyway, his words drove Meatier away.

"Yes, that's right... maybe. Maybe so."

"That's right, what do you usually call each other? After all, the name below?

"Eh!? That's... the decoy... Tsuki-san, so... Tsuki-san, Tsuki-san, Tsuki-san, uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! What the heeeeee!!

"Haah! What's the matter? Suddenly!

No... Meetings are screaming like Amazonas. Elise is desperately holding her back. Anton was laughing, and the shop's grandmother shocked her face from downstairs.

If you leave it like this, you'll see something more interesting, but at the same time you'll definitely have a deep wound carved into Meatier's heart. I was thinking of going through it quietly, but from here on out, it might be better to actively follow her before she starts saying weird things.

Self-control, Self-control, Self-control... Feng murmured in his heart, creating a complex smile that wrinkled between his eyebrows and lifted the edge of his mouth.

Ironically... the only good memory of that father's words was, "Be nice to women." How did he spit such a line when he hated women, kept them away and made a lot of motherless concealed babies like himself?

"Well, please give me a break. Mr. Meatier, it looks like you've been running a full marathon."

When Feng offered a handkerchief to split between Elise and Meatier, Elise laughed bitterly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. She seems to be teasing you, and you're not feeling well."

"Well, to tell you the truth,"

When Feng smiled back, she looked at her suspicious words with an exploratory gaze.

"Excuse me, Mr. Feng...? Are you really Meatier's boyfriend? Aren't you talking to her?

Then Feng did not break his smile.

"Yeah, it's true. As a matter of fact, it's still a shallow day for us to start dating, so maybe we don't look like lovers next to each other. I still can't believe I'm going out with Meatier."

Well, you're good.

"I'm not flattered. From the time I met her in Hermes until today, I have been able to take care of her. He taught me a job that I didn't know anything about, and he followed me when I went to the woods, always cooking delicious dishes... I'm happy to be able to make her my own."

"I heard you flew me into the woods, but that's why... So, are you really dating me, Meatier?

It's true, isn't it?

As a reminder, Meetings somehow had a bright red face. His eyes were hanging, and his eyes alone seemed to kill people.

Why are you angry!? Anton, who was watching the three interactions,

"Haha, as always, Meetya. You look like a killer when you're illuminated for a long time."

"Eh!? Is this illuminated?

I knew that I was determined to continue beating everyone here until I could no longer remember... but I always thought he was strangely angry, but perhaps he was just illuminated. Well, it doesn't matter.

"Anyway, if you're still suspicious, why don't you join us around the city after this? Actually, I came to see her through the city today. It would be nice if the locals joined us."

Well, was that so?

"You two are dating, right? How about a double date?"

"Very good, very good! I wanted to walk the city one day with Meatier and someone I liked! Hey, Anton! Is that good?

Did you like the word "double date"? Elise is excited. Anton was a little disgusted, but after all, she acted like she was pushing him, so he made up his mind.

Meanwhile, Meatier raised her nose and stared at the exchange with a roar as if she had opened the lid of a hellpot. If Anton told me, I'd just be illuminated, but I'm sure he's not really mad at me...

I was anxious to think about it, and I was chased by two people who went to the accounting department to buy you a drink, and Meetings stopped me when I tried to get down the stairs.

"Su, I'm sorry, but I've got to go with you. There were circumstances."

"You can cum. I mean, it's not good if you get worn out, so let me hear it slowly later."

When Feng said so and gave out his hand, what was this Meatier? I was tilting my neck. Feng,

"No, because we're lovers, it looks like it's better to tie hands together."

Having said that, he turned bright red like a boiled duck again as usual, and looked like a judo artist who was fighting over the assemblers. Can I really hold this hand? I wonder if they'll destroy my wrists...

The four of them left the store and set out into the city. The reason I wanted to come to the capital was because I wanted to get a new request, but when I asked the locals to show me sightseeing spots properly because there was no other purpose in particular, Anton was reluctant. Somehow, it's because it looks like an old man. I wonder if Tokyo people don't want to go to the Tokyo Tower.

Anton was an unexpectedly reckless man, or a clear type of man, with no concept of reading air. Apparently I have an old relationship with Meetings and still suspect Feng. Sometimes it is the same adventurer, and it is troublesome because it will burn my confrontational consciousness.

"Are you really an A-rank adventurer? Like," What kind of equipment do you usually use? Like, "What level?" What's the worst thing you've ever done for a client? I'm going to ask you,

"That's right... even if I say A rank, I heard it for the first time today, so thank you for telling me if it's true..."

"What is that? You're talking about yourself?

"I never cared. The equipment is mostly rifles."

"Rifle...!? That's what farmers use for hunting, right? Pooksucks! I've never heard of an A rank that uses that!

If you're surprised, ask what a normal adventurer is using.

"Well, that's a sword. After all, when I say adventurer, it feels like swinging my sword and gagging."

and a unique rhetoric like director Nagashima. It's not that the sword is bad, but I wondered why I would recommend such a thing in a world with guns, and while I was listening, I realized why.

The strength of a gun ultimately comes down to bullets. No matter how much guns you use, the amount of gunpowder in a bullet determines its power. On the other hand, the sword changes depending on the user's status. This world has a status, so if a strong man holds a sword, that's how powerful it is.

If you ask me, yes. For example, if Jeanne had a rifle, it wouldn't feel like it would make her stronger. And even if Feng raids Jeanne with his rifle, he'll probably just chop off the flying ammunition and take it back.

I suppose Feng's party is the only one using a rifle. The only thing Guillaume uses is flying gear, but given its fast and shooting properties, it's better to say magic than guns anymore.

The rifle is, as Anton says, a weapon used by lower-level civilians rather than adventurers. Feng was impressed that these things are really fantasy.

Regardless, the fact that Feng is using a rifle is ultimately a problem at that level.

"Shamefully, we're still at level six."

"Hah!? Roku!!??

"That's right, the most dangerous job I've ever done. When the orc came out after I went to kill the Goblin? I was really dying."

When Feng remembered that time and said so with a serious expression, I thought Anton's expression had solidified for a while, and at the next moment,

"Phew! Ahahahaha! No matter how much you want, it's too much! I don't know if killing the goblins is going to be an oak killing. The level is incredibly low, and A-Rank is lying to me about trying to be cool for Meatier, right? Confess to me."

Anton is laughing. I knew you were fooled in front of me, but I couldn't tell you anything but laugh bitterly at what was so strange. Enduring his ridiculous laughter and Elise blowing out,

"Anton, you're laughing too much! You must be rude to him."

and embarrassed of his boyfriend. However, when Anton was still laughing in his stomach, Meatier, who was watching the interaction with Feng's hand, suddenly became angry like an incarnation of anger, and kicked Anton's ass up.

"If you listen quietly, you can say whatever you want. Don't you think it's rude?"

"Come on! It hurts, Meatier... Ah, shit... you stop suing for violence right now. Anyway, if you've been listening to what I've been saying, you'd better believe me. Are you kidding me?

I used to say this to myself, I thought this guy... but it would be better than a bad punch in the mouth. Occasionally Anton's gaze, passing through Feng's face, seemed to care more about Meatier than seeing the smell.

Feng is still laughing bitterly.

"I'm not fooled, I'm an Alliance employee. I can't be fooled."

"Perhaps there is a way to make it look like an A-Rank."

"Hah ~... it's not bright. A man's jealousy? Because I'm C-ranked."

"Oops! My rank has nothing to do with it! I was worried you weren't fooled!

"If you say so, why don't you go to the Alliance and check it out? It's right there."

Meatier is pointing to the Guild HQ across the street as she punsks. I just came out of there, and it seemed stupid to come back.

"That's right. In fact, I came to confirm the request with the guild, but because it collapsed earlier, I also agree to go back and make sure."

When Feng said so, Anton looked surprised that he still couldn't believe it. After all, Elise also wanted to go to work to get her luggage, so she went back to the Alliance. Meatier walks with Dosdos in a mood of frustration, while Anton walks with his still suspicious eyes beside him.

As Feng silently followed them, Elise stopped by,

"I'm sorry, those two have been around for a long time."

I've been thinking about it for a while now, but they seem to be familiar with it. It's called a sudden boyfriend declaration, and I wonder if it has something to do with that....

Upon returning to the Alliance, Meettia guided me to the home of someone else who knew me personally, or to the reception of Zukazuka and high-ranking requests. As Anton continued to feel incredible, Elise went into the back to pick up her luggage.

When Meetings arrived, the receptionist also remembered her, after a single greeting,

"I want you to show me a list of high-difficulty requests. This is an A-rank adventurer."

"Rank A... I will confirm"

That's what the clerk woman said and pulled into the back. I wonder what you're checking out. And she came back with a blank piece of paper.

"Now, please sign here with your current level."

I handed the paper over. What do you think you're doing? I thought about it, but I somehow remembered that I had a feeling of pre-vision. This is the entry sheet written when you first visited the Alliance. It is a magical piece of paper made by Leonardo. If what he wrote is true, it will remain, and if he lies, it will disappear.

Sign as you were told, thinking you would miss it. When the employee received it, he had Feng's face and documents lined up.

"Er... Mr. Tsukumo Ootori. Level six. I did confirm that I was a Rank A Adventurer... a spider... a geek!?

The voice of the staff member who was reading Feng's name turned around. What is it? I thought it might not be such a surprising name, and then the other staff members who heard the voice suddenly stood up and looked up at me.

"Tsukumo Ootori..." "Tsukumo Ootori!?" "That toy..." "You really are real."

It's kind of a strange atmosphere. What the hell is going on? I wondered if I had become a celebrity before I knew it, and all of a sudden, the staff member in front of me stood up and shook his hand and offered his arm.

When Feng did not know the division, he gripped his hand back.

"Dear Tsukumo Ootori, It's an honor to meet you. I have heard about you from Commander (Conductor) Skarsaha. He was very active in the Hermes War."

"Well, thank you... what is Scarsaha? Oh, that priest."

I see, Feng was convinced that it was famous. Speaking of which, it was an alliance project that Leonardo himself would come up with to defend the city. After all, they also receive a reward for their success, so they must have a record of that.

However, Feng admired his inner self-portrayal that the story of that time resonated so far away that he was also great.

"It's really low level! Even though the level is so low, the A rank is already amazing!

"There you go!!

Instead, he was remembered as a gamer aiming to achieve a low level of completion.

Afterwards, I shook hands as the staff came in one after the other, and it was like an instant handshake. Well, it would be nice if I could confirm that I am ranked A, but when will you introduce me to high-difficulty requests?

After that, I'm waiting for a disguised double date with Meatier. What brings you to the capital? It was unlikely that we could achieve our goal yet.