It's Munchkin Healer

“I've come back from hell. You bastards.”

I spit out my story for 59 days.

Ka · · ·

How I've been waiting for this moment.

My chest was pounding and my mouth was twitching.

This made me feel successful in revenge.

Who is that? What is it?

“Well, what are you! What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?"

The wizard lets out a cold sweat.

You don't remember me?

I glanced and turned my head.

You didn't have to worry about the Wizard.

The only thing that was dangerous was this warrior.

Oh, my God, wasn't that Hiller?

Of course, there was a voice that remembered me.

He was a thief with a luscious voice.

Who is it? You know him?

You know, two months ago? Hiller fell down after being chased by a boss monster. You don't remember?

Oh, you got a quarter? But there's a light on the back of his head. You're not a master of sacred skills, are you? Is that the same guy?

The thief seemed to remember the wizard as well.

By the way, who cares?

I don't know why he hates me so much.

I did · · · That's why I went to the bottom. I didn't know this was pastry rice. Interesting.

The thief's voice mutters.

It was a more pleasant reaction because the last mistake was repaired.

Do they still believe I'm an event?

Immediately, I heard the host's voice.

Yes · · Yes? The hiller that fell down? What the fuck? I mean, this is it.

The embarrassed facilitator was overwhelmed.

This development must have been unexpected.

But this is as far as we go.

You brought the party all the way here.

I walked up my arms and approached the warrior.

The warrior glances at the Great Sword.

My thick muscles twitched even when I was poisoned, and I felt like I was going to wake up soon.

Look at that squirming nose.

But it's not going to be easy.

I only chose poisonous poison because I thought of a bear.

“Yeah · · It was you. ”

Phew · · · Interesting.

But the warrior's reaction was strange.

“What?"

My back creeps me out.

A strange laugh that flows boldly.

Why are you smiling?

Do you believe in anything?

Then Nergui smiled at his mouth.

Keep your eyes fixed on me.

My thick lips were bent in the shape of a crescent.

Huh? What are you talking about · · ·?

The young master asked.

Just like the bandits said. Funny. Is this really how it happened? Interesting. I've never seen anything like it.

I'm sorry?

The revenge scenario. It's a great story for a powerful narrative. I liked it, facilitator. Did you have everything prepared for this? Excellent!

The warrior unexpectedly complimented the facilitator.

And he said in a loud voice.

Release paralysis and greet him. I'll enjoy it.

Yes, yes! I'll roll the dice!

[Degururu · · ·]

The dice roll terribly at the end of the sentence.

At the same time, the warrior's shoulders and chest were swollen, and a thick vein of blood was spurted from his forehead and neck.

What the hell.

What are you doing?

[Screaming!]

Six, four! Total of 10! Success! Warriors have overcome paralysis with strong will and spirit! Even though the blood vessels and muscles had terrible toxins, they couldn't stop the warriors! The warriors who escaped paralysis will counterattack soon!

“Phew · · · fun. What a changing world you are. What a strange world this is. ”

The warrior smiles with an unknown face.

White teeth glowed between the thick lips.

Fight!

Shock wave exploded.

‘Huh? ’

I doubted my eyes.

Did he really pull this off on his own?

A huge sword flew out of the sky in fear of figuring out what had happened.

“Come on, come on. I'll deal with you!”

Crazy!

I quickly stepped back.

[Degururu · · ·]

[3, 2. 5. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 7. Success.]

[Screaming!]

Five, five! Total of 10! Success!

Two results overlapped.

Boom!

And a flying red blood bubble.

It was his right arm cut off in a heartbeat.

The warrior slashed his forearm with a cautious healer! There was no room for a sudden counterattack!

Muscle Strengthening. Awakening. Engages super-strength and severs the head.

Yes! I'll roll the dice!

The warrior's voice gives him instructions on what to do next.

But I was excited.

A slightly elevated tone of voice proved this.

[Degururu · · ·]

Ugh!

I grabbed the bloodstained arm and stepped back.

Suddenly, the missing arm falls down the cliff.

But I didn't take my eyes off the warrior.

The battle has begun now.

Four, three! Total of 7! Success!

Clear success number 7.

With the dice, the Great Sword flew.

[1, 5. Total 6. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 8. Success.]

Bam!

I "slightly" touched my ear.

Very little.

Oh, yeah?

What the hell!

Didn't that just work out?

What the hell!

Surprised voices tangle.

The result of the dice was a success and the attack failed.

And this was just the beginning.

My evasion number was 8 just now.

The warrior's number of attacks is 7.

There was only one difference, but the highest of the two outcomes was winning.

For a moment I wondered what would happen if the two outcomes were the same, but I didn't care now.

“Great Hill! ”

Light gushes from your left arm.

A faint light illuminates the path and restores damaged arms and ears.

This froze the warrior's eyes.

But I wasn't surprised.

“Good. It's worth the fun. ”

Unlike the silent image, it was a strange response.

Wait, didn't that just happen? What is it?

The Wizard's voice asks.

I was surprised by the impossible.

Oh · · · I must have seen it wrong! The dice can't be wrong! Of course! We apologize for any mistakes this may have caused. Sorry about that.

The first reversal has gone a long way.

But if this happens again, it won't be easy to move on.

Great Hill · · · Great Hill · · · Ah. This is a skill used by a Saint in the North. I know it's the holiest skill in the world, but where did you get that skill? What happened in the last two months?

Facilitator. You didn't tell me about those skills the last time I checked. What, did you hide it on purpose?

No, the last time.

You didn't know?

Phew, no! No way! It's all an event to surprise you! Don't know what content I've prepared as a facilitator? Hahaha · ·

Thieves and warriors asked.

The facilitator frowned in a bewildered manner.

But so far, we've packed everything up as content.

From now on, what I'm going through is like karma.

Khm! Then I will reveal my skills and personality! First, the spear skill is stabbed hard and then stabbed continuously. And · · ·

"Oops."

I frowned.

It would be disadvantageous if they found out this way.

However, his voice stopped the story.

Stop it.

I'm sorry?

It was the voice of a warrior.

You don't have to tell me. Maybe it's Rooney after all.

Lou, you mean Rooney?

Yes, an unknown poison and the skill of a holy woman. This is Rooney. Phew. Okay. Munchkin versus Looney! What an interesting development! The only way to find out what Rooney's capable of is to lose the fun of playing the game. Don't you think?

Rooney?

You mean soccer player Rooney?

Ah, right.

This was also one of the TRPG terms.

Player with unexpected talent play.

Is that a game term for "Troll"?

The warrior named me "Rooney," who appeared to seek revenge.

Not really.

Survived a difficult situation, gained Class S skills in two months, and claimed revenge on the party.

What if it's not Rooney?

It was a pretty decent nickname.

Ah · · · Yes! That's right! That's Looney! I haven't heard that word in a long time, so wait · · Here! The warrior was interested in Hiller's revealing his secret. Do you want to proceed?

Of course, there's no reason to avoid it.

The facilitator confronted him who understood the warrior's intentions.

At first, I did what I did, and now I'm doing what warriors do.

The warrior draws his sword and grins.

‘Gulp.’

I slowly stepped back and left the path.

There was nothing good about fighting in a place like this.

I'm going to look at the bottom again.

“Nergri! My body! ”

The stiff Wizard shouts.

I didn't know my knee would fall off, and my whole body was soaked in cold sweat.

However, the warrior's reaction was cold.

The wizard who was a ‘lover’ was too cold.

“Nergri? Babe? ”

Me! Me! I want to resist my wizard!

Huh? But the wizard's will is D-rank and he's not as physically fit as a warrior.

I'm going to run Mana and decipher it! Roll! Roll!

All right, roll the dice!

[Degururu · · ·]

After the warrior, the wizard also took part in the decoding.

One, one! Two in total! Big failure! The Wizard could not resist the poison! Instead, I tried my best to run Mana with my awkward skills!

“Ugh!”

But I failed.

Come on! What the hell!!!

Hehe. The wizard was totally restrained.

Toot-toot!

The Wizard falls, laughing at the bandits.

I'd be halfway there if I didn't.

I was no longer worried about the Wizard coming to help me.

“Hiller. What did you say your name was? ”

The warrior who went off the road asked.

“What?"

“The name. I'm sorry, I can't remember your name. Will you tell me? I'll remember this time. ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

I frowned.

All of a sudden, you want me to tell you my name?

He's been snorting ever since, and he's got that look in his eye.

What is it?

Is that it?

That's a man over a woman?

Strange creeps past your buttocks.

“Issyo. Why. Suddenly you're curious because I'm counting? ”

“Phew. No. I'm just trying to figure out what to call you. I thought about what to remember. ”

“Shit.”

You shed a bitter eye.

It turns out the warrior never called out his name.

She just calls her lover's wizard "Arisa," and the thief also calls her by her name.

He was never involved with me.

Sometimes they all call me Hiller.

The warrior who fixed the sword said.

“All right, Issyd. You said you'd avenge me, right? Bring it on.”

“Try, try, try, try, not Sid. No one can pronounce it properly. ”

It's like this every time.

Let's get started.

Huff!

The warrior lunges with a short voice.

Awakening. Strengthening. And you can't get poisoned twice. It spreads out thin errors and envelops the body. And skills. Lightning strike.

Lightning Strike! Roll the dice!

[Degururu · · ·]

A silver light orb hovers around the warrior's body.

Warriors with advanced physical abilities, such as swordsmen and fighters, were among the best at handling errors.

Five, three! Total of 8! Success!

[2, 1. Total 3. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 5. Failure.]

Squeaker!

“Ugh!”

A thick dagger shatters your shoulder.

Above the triceps and clavicle, I hit my ribs in a heartbeat, and it stopped right before I reached my heart.

“Hard. I can't believe it's Hiller's body. ”

“What do you call that? ”

I gripped my teeth.

I knelt down to overwhelming weight, but I endured worse injuries.

I wasn't the one who was going down like this.

Tongue!

I found a large sword in my shoulder.

And then there was this horrible acidic poison.

Cheers!

Hm?

There was cloudy vapor.

The poison pierced the orb surrounding the Great Sword.

Puck!

“Ugh!"

The warrior wears my chest and draws his sword.

Then I quickly opened the distance.

“What is that? Is that poison smoke? ”

“I won't tell you! Great Hill!”

You recovered an injury to your shoulder.

And stabbed him in the harpoon.

“Stab hard! ”

Avoid.

Six, five! Total 11! Success!

[2, 1. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 5. Failure.]

Huff!

Nergui shifts his head to avoid the harpoon.

Counter.

[Degururu · · ·]

The silver orb rises on your forearm, and a thick vein of blood rises.

Huff!

A huge chunk of iron flew overhead.

But I did not avoid it.

Rather, I threw myself towards the warrior.

“Stab hard in a row!!! ”

Hook!

The fierce wind blows.

But my head didn't crack.

A small piece of iron and iron scattered before my eyes.

One, one! Big, big failure!

The surprised facilitator shouted.

The warrior's eyes were frozen as well.

‘Good.'

Acidic poison you just put in.

A poison that melts in an instant, reacting with iron. It was found in Zefetto's lab.

I was after the sword from the beginning, not the warrior.

[6, 3. 9. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 11. Success.]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

My skills were successfully entered at the same time.

He quickly stabbed an empty chest and carved three holes into it.

And I opened the streets.

You succeeded in the attack, and now you're off the hook.

It's poison! Healer melted the Great Sword using Iron Melting Poison! The warrior who didn't notice this allowed a counterattack!

Oh, right.

They'll poison the harpoons.

I made a mistake.

“ · · · · · ·. ”

The warrior shed a scar on his chest.

Of course, it was not severe.

About a centimeter?

This type of attack cannot inflict a fatal wound.

“Phew. The sword was light. ”

“You should have known, you idiot. ”

The warrior raises his head and smiles.

Did you feel the weight because you were strong?

Melt the Great Sword? What was stolen from Orc Champion? Pahaha! Interesting!

The warrior's player bursts into laughter.

Wow. What's that skill? Paralyzed, acidic, even controlled? Aren't they all different skills?

I don't think it's an independent skill. Facilitator, can you show me your skills for a moment? The warrior doesn't seem to want to hear it.

Yes! Here it is!

Ah, this skill, huh? And there's so much poison. Where is this? Hehe. This is really interesting.

The thief spits and steals the skill.

I don't know who the thieves are.

I was eavesdropping on voices, but I didn't feel good being seen like this.

If I do it, it's a romantic affair.

Tuck!

The warrior drops his remaining sword.

I couldn't bear to wear a sword like this.

Then I picked the shortcode that was on my waist.

Then he looked at me and threw it to the ground.

“What is it?”

I tried firing the Warrior Ride.

The warrior looks at me and smiles.

Is this guy really crazy? ’

It was then a dagger on its thigh, with several more blades on it, but the warrior threw the equipment on the ground one after the other.

I felt sorry for him.

“Too bad. I wish he had more hands. ”

“You want to feel my hand? Are you really a psycho? ”

“I'm not wrong about that. I'm enjoying the moment. ”

“Ugh · · · · · · · · ·. ”

With a cool forearm, the chicken's weight rises.

He meant it.

He was a madman.

Phew. My warrior is right. Yeah. Those weapons aren't enough to decorate this battle. Our ancestors used proper armor in powerful epics. You can't insult a great battle.

And the maniac wasn't the only one.

So was the warrior player.

Facilitator. Use Player Points.

Player Points? ’

At that moment, a strange word appeared.

I frowned and listened.

Phh, player points! Player points? Of course! Just tell me · how glorious you are in my process! What should I prepare with? Skills? Tools? We'll be right there!

The facilitator shouted in an excited voice.

Skill?

Tools?

Every word stuck in my head.

Tools. Sacred.

Holy grade! Got it. 100,000 points to support the Prize grade tool! Do you want to proceed?

Of course. This is as good as I'm going to be.

Hehe, what a service!

Hiic! Sacred objects? I want a good look!

The bandits and wizards are in a frenzy.

Sacred?

Is that great for them, too?

I shot the warrior in front of me.

The warrior is not ready to attack.

Kugu!

At that moment, there was a loud thunder.

The entire dungeon was struck with a shimmering lightning bolt, even though it was an interior where no weather was occurring.

Flash!

Then a big thunderbolt struck.

The spot where the lightning struck remained blackened, but there was something strange on top.

Fuss · · ·

A hammer on the ground with a fresh blue current flowing.

‘Ha.’

Revenge won't be easy.

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