It's Munchkin Healer

A pair of jewel-like eyes with blue, sensitive hair.

Her protruding ears proved her identity.

Elves.

The woman was an elf.

‘Oh, so that's why? ’

It was only then that a woman's actions were made sense.

There are more than just warriors in this world.

There were elves and dwarves, just like in the cliché fantasy world.

But an elf was a hundred psychos in a bag.

What's the matter?

I want to kill a warrior tribe.

About a year ago, I met an Elf who was friendly to the warriors.

The elf said he had to kill a warrior for religious reasons, and that he gave up because he felt irritated by the Elven Society.

Does that mean he was normal?

It wasn't.

He was a psycho, too.

I went out every night looking for new women because of the alcohol and women, and because of that, I was in debt and my life was threatened and I suffered many hardships.

Nevertheless, his work did not stop.

As much fun as I've ever lost?

Thanks to you, I learned one thing.

All Elves are psychos.

Think about it.

A typical elf is between 300 and 400 years old when it comes to society.

In the meantime, he is oppressed by a fierce religion, each one of which has a master's rank and comes out of the world with one goal: to kill a warrior.

One is Binladen, one survives to 400.

But not everyone did.

Some of them, the moment they came into the world, they lost their whole lives! ’This opened my eyes to pleasure.

Alcohol and night wasted time focusing on basic, insane things.

In other words, half of Elves are religious lunatics.

Half the people don't know the world, and I'm a late cheater.

Neither side was good.

This Elf here must be the same.

“Let go! Let go! ”

The elf frowns and tries to pull out his hand.

But not a chance.

I pulled my arm out and pulled it forward.

“Ugh!”

I froze the elf's eyes with a rough hand.

She had dark hair and beautiful eyes, but she turned into a silver-haired wall.

“Who are you? Suddenly he's trying to kill people. I don't think the Cultists are Elves after all. ”

“Well, what the hell! What are you doing? Get off me! Let go!”

“If you want to die gently, why don't you be quiet? ”

“Hiic · · · · · · · · · ·. ”

The elf's eyes tremble.

Are Elves Elves really Elves?

Even if she were in her right mind, she'd be even more beautiful.

But I can't let you.

I had to pay for attacking people.

[Degururu · · ·]

Huh?

Then you hear the dice.

I reacted quickly, but my pace was slow.

[1, 3. Total 4. Failure.]

Bam!

The right arm that rises into the air.

At the same time, a white blade appeared, glowing with the sound of the wind cracking.

[4, 5. 9. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 11. Success.]

[1, 4. 5. [Bold Fighter] Bonus (+2). Total 7. Success.]

Hook! Hook!

The user sees two attacks.

The man who attacked was poisoned.

Whether he overcame it by magnetism, the man swung the wall and pulled the elf out.

“Sister! Fog! ”

The man who rescued the Elves shouted.

Bam!

A haze erupted.

Late in the day, the mist was poisoned.

[3, 2. Total 5. Failure.]

I lost him.

The fog lifts, leaving only indentations.

“Ha.”

You scratch your head with your left arm.

Red blood spills from the severed right arm.

But this kind of injury was not impressive.

I don't think you've suffered any more injuries.

But the hand that scratched my head came out with excellent hair.

Ah · ·

It was a bit of a shock.

“Great Hill. ”

I recovered my hair and arms.

Then you pull out the harpoon that was on the floor.

All I could see was the remains of the poisoned corpse and wagon, but I couldn't see the elf or the man.

"Oh, my God."

He said he was riding a wagon, and he came here paralyzed, and he got pissed off and poisoned himself.

Thanks to this, the list has increased, but I didn't understand the situation suddenly.

“Huh?"

But it wasn't just the poison the Elves left behind.

Beneath the Black Rotten Wagon.

There was something shining in gold.

I went up close and looked at it.

“Hurrah · · · · · · · ·! ”

There was so much gold that my mouth was going to explode.

About 3,000 gold?

I couldn't keep my mouth shut for glowing gold.

I think the Elves were real treasure goblins just now.

* * *

Pod, pod!

The janitor rides fast with Cona on his back.

As soon as the mist burst, he fled quickly, already several kilometers away.

Of course, it was an untraceable street to Sydney, but the unrecognizable janitor left without rest.

“Wait, wait! Stop! Stop!!! ”

Cona, who was on her shoulder, struggles.

Her hair and eyes turn black, whether she has just recovered Mana.

“Have you recovered, Sister? ”

Jang puts down his struggling cona.

Kona kicks the colonel's butt as soon as she comes down.

“Are you crazy? Why did you run away? I cut off his arm, and we had the advantage! You left the Doubloons! Oh, my God, my money! My Help!!! ”

Kona leaps forward in tears.

Jangmin breathes and sweeps his sweat.

“You would have lost if you had joined my sister. How are we supposed to deal with someone like that when they've run out of poison? ”

“You cut off your arm, your arm! Great or not, we had the advantage. What are you talking about? You can't even beat an armless idiot? Is that all you got? ”

“Have you seen him? There was Halo.”

“Halo?”

Kona's eyes widen.

I was too excited to see it properly.

“That? The Divine Power Master? ”

“Yes. I saw the light come through the torn hood. He must have mastered the Divine Skill. Maybe he's a priest from the priesthood. ”

“A priesthood? A priest belonging to some damn priesthood! A thug like that doesn't make him a paladin! ”

“You don't know that. Moreover, if you are a Divine Skill Master, your severed arm will recover lightly. That's why I ran away. ”

“Damn priesthood bastards! My money! My money!! ”

Kona kicks the boulder with a clenched fist.

Jangmin sighed and asked Cona to calm down.

“Just pretend you're a jerk. Gold is fine now that you have saved your life. Don't you want to make some money again? ”

“· · · Said I look like a Goblin. ”

“Yes?”

“You called me a Goblin! To a beauty like me! I've never heard that before in my life. Mina. Do I look like a Goblin? Really?"

“What are you talking about · · · · Your sister is a jerk, but her face is not okay. ”

“What a character! Because of my personality! ”

“Speak slowly, anyway. What are you talking about?”

“A treasure goblin? I don't know what Goblins are, but Goblins are Goblins! I've lived 300 years and I've never heard of a Goblin resemblance before. Ugh · · If I'm a Goblin, she's a Troll! A mix of Trolls and Dwarves! ”

“A treasure goblin? Ah · · · · · ·. ”

Jangmin sighs.

He was a warrior who fell into this world 10 years ago.

Since he was from Earth, Jang understood Kona's words.

“Sister? That's not what I meant. ”

“Then what is it! Or what!”

“An opponent who drops a good item and makes a profit. He probably said that because he absorbed the poison that she used. I don't mean you look like a Goblin at all. Be angry.”

“Oh, yeah? ”

Kona's eyes widen.

Then, when I got spiked again, I reached out my lips.

“But it's still mockery! I can't stand it! I'll make it up to you! ”

“Sister. ”

“Let's go! Let's get the gold back and get revenge! I got beat up this time, but not next time. Let's go!”

Kona leans forward, pouting.

Jang watches it with his hollow face.

He met Cona about a decade ago.

Cona rescued me from dying for some reason, and it was meant to be.

When I think about it now, Kona was like a robot with a cold look on his face when we first met.

But it changed.

I was angry, ashamed, and learned emotions.

Like an emotional teenage girl in the middle of the day.

The janitor who had observed this regarded Cona as a daughter rather than a woman.

Jangmin followed Kona with a father smile.

“Take your time, sister! ”

* * *

Screaming!

I scratched the bowl with a spoon.

The remaining sauce was dipped in bread, and the chunky lamb was bitten off the ribs.

Yay.

I was amazed.

A proper meal in 70 days.

Every time I chewed the food, my eyes were filled with tears, and my nose was frowning and hot tears were running around.

Not to mention spiced meat.

The stew full of fresh vegetables was empty for three bowls.

“Here's another lamb chop! And more stew!”

Raised my hand and added the menu.

As usual, it was a luxury I never dreamed of, but thanks to the money left by the Elves, I was able to fix all the meals and accommodations at the luxury inn.

You adorable little treasure goblin!

I'll give you a hug next time.

“ · · · · · ·. ”

In the corner, there were warriors who were shooting at this side, sipping cheap beer.

Don't you have any money to buy something expensive?

I relaxed my gaze.

It's not my money anyway!

“Heheh, heh, heh! ”

The entrance is finished with a luxurious ale!

It was more than 30 silver pieces per drink, but not a waste at all.

Even the limes on the table were sucking on real food today.

“Are you a low · · · adventurer? Don't you need a healer? ”

Then the man who was wandering around came to me.

A man with a dark look on his face.

I was used to it.

“I don't need it. ”

“I'll carry your luggage! Just throw a party! ”

“I'm fine.”

“You don't have to go to the dungeon! I'm not touching the points! Please just throw a party · · · I haven't had a party in months · · · · · ·. ”

The man said with a desperate face.

The eyes were fixed on the food and beer I had eaten.

Ha · · ·

I wouldn't do this if I were normal.

I gave you two gold coins from the bag.

“Buy yourself some food with this. And you can't get a party like that. I'd rather get a job. ”

“Hey, Doubloons! Thank you! Thank you! ”

The man leaves with the gold coin.

Seeing that there are no voices, you must be a discarded warrior like me, but there were many of these warriors.

Most of the inn's healers did not have players.

Tick, tick!

I swallowed the beer with a bitter face.

This was the average of the healers in the world.

Of course, there are high priests from the priesthood or priests with real talent, but very few of these healers.

Ninety nine hundred were just as incapacitated as they were before, and even because there were so many, there was so much competition that the party could not be saved.

Moreover, seeing that most healers don't have players, they must have been eliminated because they didn't have player support.

Then I had a question.

What was the goddess who was my player?

That's what I've been doing with her.

I think he was really incompetent.

“Is it good?”

Mal Kang!

I stroked the lime that was sucking on the meat hard.

At first, I thought I wasn't going to eat, but after watching me eat, I was breathing hard.

Do you think he'll be a good fit for a meal?

I listened with a joyful stroke.

I found a new dungeon.

The purpose of coming to the inn was not just food.

This is the voice of the prosecutor over there sipping beer.

Who wants to party? Anybody want to throw a party? I'm from Alveheim! Are you from Alveheim? Hiiing · · ·

That's the voice of a woman loitering near the entrance.

Wow. Strength and agility are E ranks from the start? You got it!

Ha, I envy you. My warriors have failed to set up.

Who wants a quick game?

There's a field dungeon near Iron Hill! Let's go, boys!

The player's voice echoes everywhere.

Even if it wasn't a dungeon, I could hear voices in a limited space.

Here, let me listen to you.

Understand the rest of you.

I will avenge the goddess.

That was my next goal.

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