It's Munchkin Healer

11. Go-Stop Squeezing (1)

Two, three! Total of 5 failed! Oops. It was a treasure chest I met after defeating the boss monsters, but it's empty. It's a pity.

The facilitator said.

The crate opened by the furry tank was empty, and the party that took out the boss sighed.

Ha. Even the Boss Monster points are only 100 points, and the Crate sucks? What the hell kind of scenario is this? Who are you kidding?

“Ha. Crates suck, too? I'm so unlucky. This dungeon is poop, poop. ”

The bald man watching from behind snorts.

Shit. I only got clear points! You think this is what I came here to do?

“Shit. You hit the boss' macta! I only got clear points! I bleed, I bleed, I bleed, I bleed. What, no luck? I'm the one who's out of luck! You didn't lose 100 points! ”

The tanker howls.

The prosecutor frowned on this profanity.

You work hard to clear the dungeon, but the boss is an old Orc, and the crate he was guarding is empty.

Even the three clear points were only ‘70 points’, so the fury of the two men exploded.

Ah, good. Let's fight like this. This better be fun. I'm making corrupt warriors today!

Foot. I'm the one who becomes a corrupt warrior. Your warrior will be invoiced!

“Oh, you hairy pig. You've finally shown your true colors. You complain all the time and blame it on me? Come on in, man. Let's do this right! ”

“Shit. You don't have a conscience like hair on your head. I'm gonna chew your heart out today and become a corrupt warrior! ”

The bald prosecutor draws his sword.

Excited tankers also hold a pair of axes.

A situation where you can expect a bloodbath if you hit it like this.

I intervened according to the predefined scenario.

“Stop, brothers! You think we're here for this? ”

“Leave Hiller alone! He's done nothing wrong! It's all because of this hairy pig here! ”

“Enough of your brother! You only got clear points! My brother and I did everything we could. You hairless son of a bitch! ”

“Bald, bald, trying to die! ”

“Get in here! Knock your head off! ”

“Stop it! ”

I yelled out in action.

Ha, fuck.

I'm not doing this because I want to.

The facilitator did.

This was the facilitator's scenario.

“Brothers, have you forgotten how hard the last three days have been? That's what Tanker always said. The Prosecutor is having a hard time putting in a deal. You did, too, Prosecutor. That's because Tanker said so. Actually, he seems like a good guy. Just because of this damn treasure chest! ”

Puck!

I kicked the box under my feet.

Then I cried with tears.

“The last three days of friendship have been worth more than this treasure chest! I trusted my brothers · · to be good to healers like me and to believe they were cool brothers who were rare in this world! Why! Why are you doing this? ”

I covered my face with a loud shout.

Again, I'm not doing this because I want to.

It was done by the moderator.

This scenario's gonna work?

This is gonna work!

Oh, my God, Hiller didn't say anything. You know, healthshuttles in this world aren't treated very well. It's been a long time since I've seen good people.

The thief's voice echoes.

See?

Did I say no to this?

Shouting what the hell is that? · ·

I was the one who ate the last meal, but I was annoyed. Sorry, guys.

“Well · · · My brother is right. I'm the one who got the most out of it, and I just got annoyed. I'm sorry, brother, and a hairy one. It's hard not to. I didn't notice. I'm sorry."

The bald prosecutor mutters.

Oh, yeah?

This isn't it.

(Groaning) · ·

“Hiccup. ”

Even furry ones burst into tears.

Are these things crazy as a group?

Shit. I'm not supposed to play like this because I like it. I have an admiration for adventure, and I wanted to play a game smiling with the right people. He's always fucking competing. There are some good players out there... * Sobbing *! I'm sorry I look so ugly! But tears, tears, dark!

“Knng! I didn't mean for this to happen because I like it. When I first came to this world, I wanted to be with my friends and admire them. The world doesn't. Everyone's just trying to look the other way. There's no one good · · Sorry. I'm sorry, I screwed up! Darkness!”

You feel a furry tank.

The prosecutor, who was watching, stroked his shoulder, and I was the only one who could see.

Is this a good deployment?

Probability levels intact?

Phew. What a beautiful scene. The party came to an end after a terrible ordeal. But I learned that this is not the end. A true reward is friendship with those who have suffered together. And I forgot all about it in this world. The three felt hot friendship.

The facilitator mutters.

“Come here, little brother. I'm sorry.”

“No, no, it's my fault! I have a bad mouth. I get misunderstandings every time. You should at least trim your beard. ”

The two of them raised their hands.

You want me to go in there with my teary nose?

It goes all the way up to the top.

Phew. What a beautiful scenario.

Bandits have been flogging.

I entered between the two clubs countless times.

“Uh, no. You guys did nothing wrong. It's all the fault of the world. ”

“Hehe! They're all good people! ”

“My brother must have been through a lot! How did you survive in this world as a healer? (* Sobbing *) I feel so sorry for my brother! ”

“Stop it! Stop it, brothers! Knng!”

I asked for two mouthing lumps.

Wow, this is working.

These people are crazy, except for me.

Otherwise, this scenario wouldn't have worked.

* * *

Let's play another game together! I saw a dungeon, and it was fun. I've never played a game like this before!

Anybody want to join us next time?

Huh? Nothing. Why, are you coming with me?

Ashina Vaniar, brother after all! We'll work together from now on!

Haha! Yes! Mr. Healer, come with me next time.

Hehe. Go inside.

Well Done!

Good job!

“Khh. We're heading west. Is he the other way?

“Yes. I've heard a lot about you. Too bad.”

“No, no, no! Hiller's brother is healthy. If you have anything you don't like about Hillshuttle, come see us. You're always welcome with your brother? ”

“Of course! You're always welcome! ”

Two clubs shouted.

The two of them came out of the dungeon and became the best of friends.

“Goodbye, brothers. I'll see you later. ”

“Yes! Get in there, brother! ”

“Healthy, ouch! ”

I got separated from the two of them.

The players and the two men disappeared, and there was an awkward silence.

The silent facilitator said.

Yes, have you seen it? I thought I was being eaten, haha! The Dungeon of Tribulation where three men entered. The reward is just a terrible number of less than 100 points and an empty treasure chest the boss guarded. But then I looked at the box and I realized, True rewards are friendship, not points or things! Ha. I told you it would work, right? Just admit my scenario.

“I don't know why this scenario works. If you shoot a drama like this, you'll get insulted. ”

Kahahaha! That's why they call it a classic masterpiece. I just got your ratings. Ten points for both of you! Admit it. Admit that this body's scenario is superior!

“My acting was awesome. ”

Heheh. I can't admit it. Well, that's all the content I've prepared for today. Is there anything else I can help you with, Mr. Healer?

No, I want to take the rest of the day off. It wasn't easy to act. Contact me when the scenario is ready. Rest until then.

Yep! We'll have the next scenario ready soon! You get some rest too! Great acting today!

“Get in.”

Then go first!

The chatter host is gone.

When I first settled, I was reluctant to notice, but I started to get excited because I got a good rating.

‘Whew.’

I breathed and leaned on the tree.

Week-long dungeons were not that long, but playing all week was not easy.

Well done.I was surprised by the last act, too.

“No more compliments. When are you gonna bring the goddess back? Do you have information?"

Of course, I saw that I was building a new character. Do we give you any information on the character?

“No, thank you. I'll decide for myself. Don't stop me when it's time. ”

I'm looking forward to revenge. Moving according to the scenario was fun, but the game that was improvisational was more fun.

“Cover me well. ”

Of course.

A nice breeze blows through the forest.

Then the silent thief said.

How many more stories can I tell you while I take a break?

“Which one? ”

The Wizard of the Last Party. And it's about the warrior.

“Hmm.”

I held out my lips.

I wasn't particularly interested, but I was curious.

I killed two warriors, not you.

I nodded and asked.

“Tell me. I'm curious. ”

First of all, the Wizard's side is fine. I just stopped playing. I'm sure he'll be back, but he's in shock.

“Foot. Target achieved. ”

And, Warrior, in your case, I'm looking for an attempt.

“The follicles are looking for me? Why, so you can find him and kill him? ”

I don't know, but I'm developing a new character at a rapid pace. This warrior is raising his skill rank to become a corrupt warrior. Isn't that obvious?

“Corrupt warrior points shuttle. Come on. I'll kill you again. ”

Hehe. That's what I'm trying to do.

The thief smiles in a strange voice.

“Don't tell me that. I'm tired of seeing you right away. ”

Of course, I'm tired of getting involved with him. I've been with him for a long time, but he's really good at getting treated. It's a tiring style.

“Foot. I agree. ”

I smiled and replied.

The thief and I had a strange sympathy band.

“Then you should go too. I'm tired of being watched all week. I should rest, too.”

Why, do you need privacy? I don't care about that. I'm sure you've seen all the previous players.

“I was secretly concerned, but I didn't like hearing it from him. ”

Phew. This is fun.

The thief bursts his nose.

I raised my body with my bag.

I should go to a nearby town and eat.

“Aren't you going? I'm thinking about eating now. ”

Well, can I watch you eat? Did they say food? I'm interested, too.

“Fine. Go away for the night. ”

What are you trying to do?

“Don't sexually harass me. ”

I grumbled and headed to town.

Meanwhile, the number of thieves continued.

Pig Soup is famous in that town. It's like a globally-brewed pork soup, and it comes with steamed rice. Well, that's good, isn't it? I've been trying to figure it out.

“Oh, soup rice? Is there such a thing? ”

It's been decades since warriors came into this world. It's a mix of cultures.

I went to town to listen to the thief's story.

The thief arrives in town and cares about his words. He orders the pork soup, just like she told you.

Rich pork broth and strong rice.

It was a shame, but it's been a long time since I met him.

Huh? What? Half a player, right?

Then I heard a strange voice.

It was a mocking man's voice.

Gosh, even those filthy things can become players by filling their sacredness. The world is better. Don't you think?

I thought I smelled something weird. Half a player! Hahaha!

The noisy man's voices chatter.

But the answer was my thief.

because this is the kind of place where we have opportunities. Are you dissatisfied with my position?

Disgruntled? Look at this poor thing. You think we're equals by gaining our equality?

Foot. You can see it. Throw in a warrior and watch him eat. Girls play like that all the time. Like a doll.

Puppetry! Wahaha!

Tons of voices laughed at me.

The thief replied in a low voice.

I don't think there's any reason for me to hear that. This place is free to do anything.

This place is full of freedom.

Dance! Those bitches taste like conquest! Wa-ha-ha!

Hahaha!

This cut off the thief's answer.

Why are you still listening to this?

I was offended to hear it.

Anyway, listen. There's a nice bar over there. You know what I found there? He's a wizard raised by a pretty famous player, and he works in a bar or abandoned bar!

Hey, do you feel like a surrogate?

You can't touch the player! It's just like you, though, so conquering! Yesterday it was me!

“Have you been to that bar over there? There was a former warrior. He used to be a famous wizard. And then what happens, you lose your magic, you lose your mind, you give me money, and I'll do whatever it takes. Yesterday I was!”

Found it.

I just found the player I was picking on.

A group of people who drink while having a meaningful conversation.

The man glanced at me.

“What? Something's fishy. ”

A heavily drunk man asked.

I came up with a full bowl.

[4, 3. Total 7. Success]

Out of the way!

I punched him in the head.

“You were flirting, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna die.”

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