It's Munchkin Healer

Sixty Ears Big Fools (1)

“Unh!”

“Ugh!"

Two paladins have fallen.

Did they lose all their forces in pursuit of me?

The prison was guarded by a few clumsy apprentice soldiers, and it was easy to subdue them if they couldn't handle the error.

With this kind of venom, it won't last for hours.

I went to prison with Mathis.

“What's that? Paralyse? Paralysis magic? ”

Mathis, who was following, asked.

I waved my hand, looking back.

“Paralyzed poison. ”

“Poison? Did you use poison against monsters, too? ”

“It's a long story. ”

Through the door, you see a locked cage.

He lightly approaches and grabs the lock.

“Oh, there must be two people in front of you with keys. I'll get it.”

“That's enough.”

Puss…….

You dried Mathis and melted the lock.

Oh, my God.

I thought there was some kind of special magic in the priesthood.

A lazy guard for a great prison.

Qajik!

I grabbed the lock lightly.

At a distant temple, voices were sounding for me, and I listened to the player's conversation and headed to prison.

Where did he go? Why isn't he anywhere?

Is it in the basement?

I found Chimera dead! Get rid of it! Don't let the natives see it!

Ugh... I'm so frustrated.

They didn't know I was in prison.

I couldn't predict what the player didn't know, even if it was "trust."

It was a ‘trust’ which was all players knew in the first place, and in that sense I listened to the trust every day.

It's not that big of a deal.

“Unh!”

“Hic!”

I silenced the two who were circling the entrance.

Mathis runs for his rifle, grabbing Rob's boot.

“Is he alive? You didn't kill him, right? ”

“I don't want to be a corrupt warrior. These are all innocent people. ”

You walk the hood and reveal Hailo.

Soon a large number of people appeared in yellow halo.

“Ahhh! What the hell! ”

“Maybe they're inspecting. ”

“Who else am I? ”

It was ordinary people here.

I saw some corrupt warriors with red tattoos, but I couldn't find the elves I was looking for.

“Where are the Elves? ”

“It's got to be here somewhere. I don't have anywhere else to take her... ”

“This way.”

You see the paladin dozing off.

You approach him and shake your shoulders.

“Hey. Where's the elf?" ”

“Ugh... Ugh! Eh, the Elves are quarantined in a special area downstairs! Well, who are you two... ”

“I will continue to suffer. ”

[5, 6. Total 11. Success. I used a special poison.]

“Ugh!”

The paladin is paralyzed as soon as he raises his spear.

It will look as though others are on guard.

“Keep your guard up. ”

You pass the paralyzed paladin and head for the stairs.

Mathis speaks in a worrying voice.

“Saint. You said you wanted the help of the Elves. Is that okay?" Elves are like an uncontrollable rogue. I'm sure you're talented, but I'm worried it's going to be a bigger problem. If I say I'll help you and run away.... ”

“I don't want to control it. They're trying to use it.”

“But what if civilian damage grows? ”

“I have an idea. You put a carrot in front of the horse's head. ”

“Yes?”

“I'm giving you a clear shot. ”

After a long while, a huge iron gate appeared.

The iron door is sealed with a green magic circle, and Mathis approaches forward with his hands together.

“I'm a sorcerer with access only to senior executives. Can I get through……. ”

“I don't know. Destroy it if you can't. ”

“I'll give it a try. You'll hear a beep if you break it. ”

Mathis takes off her gloves and shows her black hands.

Then he put his hand on the Green Magic Cube.

Tearing! Kugu...

Soon the door opened with a loud noise.

You grinned and touched Mathis' shoulder.

“You're a saint. ”

“Thank you.”

There were many bars on the open door.

A faint light lit up the interior, and a quarantined elf like a dog shelter caught my eye.

The green smoke on the floor here....

It appears to be something evaporating Mana.

“Now it's a proper prison. Is it okay if I come in here? ”

“Yes, no problem. ”

“Fine. Then show yourself to Halo. ”

“Yes?”

“I have an idea. Take off the robe. ”

Mathis takes off the robe reluctantly.

The elves squat on the ground and spill Mathis out.

“S-Saint? What the hell were you thinking? And what are you looking for? Where are we going? ”

“I'm not looking, I'm making you look. Hold on. I've got an idea. ”

I walked with Mathis, smiling deeply.

A man and a woman with two halos.

The Elves think we look like ‘special' humans.

She'll be here, right?

I wouldn't have died in the meantime.

I waited for my voice with a palpitating heart.

If you walk around like this, you'll see me...

“Ouch!! You swindler!! You ungrateful child!”

Found it.

A familiar voice spreads laughter.

It's so nice to hear a voice that used to be annoying.

You move your feet toward the sound of your voice.

“You piece of shit! Vengeance? You took my money, and now you're selling me out to live alone? I told you I like it, I like it, and you don't even know how grateful I am! ”

A hissing voice rang out.

“What? What a commotion. ”

“Do you know each other? ”

“He must be the priest who took him. ”

“They both have Halo. Who is she? Is she a saint? ”

The Elves who were silent in this commotion opened their mouths.

And then there's the familiar elf in the cage.

An elf with white hair and blue eyes.

What was her name again?

The generous wooden friend.

Anyway, it was him.

“Nice face. Bob seems to be doing well. ”

“You... come here! Die! I'll kill you!! ”

The elf shouts out his loving hand.

I stepped back and watched this.

Mathis mutters in a low voice.

“Who is it? Do you know an Elf? ”

“I know. You're watering me. ”

“Water main?”

Mathis asked in a bewildered voice.

“What? There's someone trapped in there. ”

“You said he was quite famous. What was his name?”

“Gona? Kona! Yeah, I heard it was a nasty trafficker. I used to talk a lot when I came in here. ”

“Oh, that cona? ”

“Cona is famous. ”

Just as some elves took out the Lord of Water's name.

I sat down and made eye contact with Cona.

It was the first thing that popped into my head when I came to prison.

“It's been a while, Cona. I'm sorry about that day.”

“Do you think it's over if you say you're sorry? Come here! Come here and die! ”

“That's the only way to protect you. ”

“What?"

Kona, who holds the cage, asks.

I resisted the laughter.

“You saw it that day. There were paladins everywhere. At first, I tried to get caught by myself, but I couldn't help it if you interfered. If you didn't have to resist, we'd both be dead. That's why I postponed it. I'm trying to save your life. ”

He said with a bold tone.

She's got a headache. She's gonna be fooled by this, right?

“What nonsense. You expect me to believe that? Do I look stupid to you? You want to die? Come here and die! Die by my hand!! ”

I'm not cheating.

There was, of course, the next story.

“Well, I can't help it if I'm not fooled. Anyway, you want to get out of here? Then tell me something. ”

“What are you talking...! ”

“A grand plan to save all the Elves! Let's put it into practice!”

I got up from my seat and yelled.

Cona and Mathis were surprised by this voice.

“Stop, Saint! What the...! ”

Mathis dried me with a puzzled hand gesture.

But the story worked.

All the elves eavesdropping on the commotion shook.

“Save all the Elves? What's that supposed to mean? ”

“You know Cona? Did they get you here on purpose? ”

“What, what are you talking about? ”

“Save us all? What the hell is that supposed to mean? ”

A cluttered atmosphere spread.

Kona shouts, holding on to the bars.

“What are you doing! What are you up to? ”

“Listen. Over 200 elves are trapped here. It's a different charge, but you're all from one place. Don't you want to be their savior? ”

“What the hell are you talking about.... ”

“Very well, Kona, the Elven Queen. That's more than enough names. Doesn't that sound like a good name? For a human trafficker like you, this is a lightning strike. I'm giving you a chance. ”

He lowered his voice.

The Elves whispered among themselves and did not hear my story.

“Elven Queen... Kona? Can I be queen if I help you? ”

Kona opens her eyes and asks.

Look at that.

He's got a headache.

“If you just keep up with me. You're the one who saved these Elves. ”

“Hahaha! Is it that time already? Welcome! I've been here waiting for you! For our plan! Release all your comrades and make a grand plan to be together! Wake up, brothers and sisters, wake up! I, Queen Cona of the Elves, am here to rescue you! ”

Cona screams in fear of finishing her sentence.

Oh, my God.

I put it on my forehead without knowing it.

I haven't even started yet, but I'm already a queen.

Anyway, we succeeded in uniting him.

Immediately, I shouted at the roaring elves.

“Hear, Elves! I'm a Saint in Iron Hill. He seeks peace and harmony from all races, and has come to hear your sins and give you a chance to atone. Cona here is a convicted sex trafficker. But he made atonement with me and decided to become a new man. You can be one too! Just help me! You! What crime have you committed? ”

You yell loudly and point to an elf.

The elf looked at me with cold eyes.

“You killed a warrior. As the Mother of Earth wills. ”

“How many?”

“Thirty.”

“Of course. Orders from the elven community. But what do you think now? Do you think the order was right? Were all the warriors your enemies? ”

The first elf looked like a Cultist Elf.

I leaned toward the horse shouting loudly.

“I... don't know. A warrior was killed trying to help me by my comrades. I continued to kill the Mother Earth's will...... but I felt something was wrong. There's something wrong with our society. ”

“Traitor! How dare you insult our sacred duty? You're an Elf after all? ”

Another elf shouts at the Cultist's words.

Then a lot of Elves exploded.

“Pahaha! There are still those bastards! There is no earth-shaped god! ”

“Hey, you're five years old. For the Mother Earth, we must die for honor. ”

“Oh, don't. I haven't done that in a while. ”

“Sweetheart, after three years of living here, you realize this is bullshit! What are you yelling about? Shame on you!”

“I'll tuck in the blanket later! ”

“Pahaha!”

A lot of Elves laughed.

The Cultist Elves were a kind of ‘shameful past experienced by all Elves.'

Everyone went through it once, but eventually they realized they were ashamed.

It worked as a kind of ‘bottleneck’.

“Then you! What crime have you committed? For what crime have you been taken? ”

You point to the elf with a big smile on one side.

Elves were fit, plump, and hairless. He looked just like a dwarf.

The elf rubs his belly and smiles.

“I played with the women who had husbands! Only the best women in the world can be married. I got married because I was the best! You know?”

This elf was a crazy elf.

“Wahaha! He's a freak, isn't he? ”

“I understand! Unlike lifelong young elves, I feel immature! I agree!”

“Me too!"

“I like bald guys, too! ”

“Long live the lady! ”

Tons of Elves have exploded.

I don't think anyone's crazy.

When I adjusted it a bit, it immediately turned into a laughing sea.

It was a horse in this atmosphere.

“Yes! You have all sinned. I have a chance to be forgiven. This is the real saint who was cast out by a fake saint. Me and Cona have been working on this plan to help him and to win the lottery! That's why we need your help! Join me. Become a member of the new priesthood and drive out false saints! ”

“Saint!”

Surprised Mattis grabs the edge of his shirt.

Now you know what I'm gonna do, right?

But it's too late.

I'm gonna make you a real saint.

Make the rest of my life easier.

“Pahaha! Look at the way he's talking. Are we crazy?"

However, the Elves' reaction was surprising.

The atmosphere began to fight and laughed at me.

“Maybe they're using us to fight, but they can't. Prison here is not bad! The rice is immense, and the treatment is not bad. Hey, you know how many years we got? ”

“I'm 30 years old! ”

“I'm 12 years old! ”

“It may be a long time for humans, but it's a short time for us! If it's so quiet in here, you're a free man. Why do you have to go and rush the string? Do you think we're stupid? ”

“I thought, what are you talking about all of a sudden? ”

“What a stupid saint you are? Hahaha!”

The elves raise their voices and smile.

Oh, that's right, isn't it?

Ordinary people and Elves had different times.

For us, the sentence of 10 and 20 years was only a moment.

But I wasn't stupid either.

There was a real lure.

“Very well! I understand your desire to fulfill your sentence and redeem yourself. I just need some help! Raise your hands if you can! ”

“You saved my life! There must be paladins everywhere out there! ”

“We're not idiots! I can't die here! ”

“You're going to use us to take your place? So I was banished from the Sanctuary! There is no fool who would die for something like you! ”

“Wa-ha-ha!”

Either this is an Elf or a Dwarf.

It was like the atmosphere of some pub guys.

Anyway, I punched out Cona with a red spear.

Kona stood beside me with a cheerful face.

“Now, while researching the priesthood to win the real Saint's Lottery, I found a huge amount of Adamantium! I think a fake saint prepared it for something, but I don't know how to break it by magic. Does anyone know how to handle adamantium? I'm going to use it to fund the military, but I can't do it alone! We will provide Adamantium as much as you like! There's that much of it! ”

I shouted in a confident voice.

“Huh?”

“Ah, adamantium? ”

“ ……. ”

The atmosphere became clear in this story.

Then a trembling voice asked.

“Do you have Adamantium? Is Adamantium real?”

“Yes! I saw the collection of fake saints! There are so many sheep, you won't even know if you steal a few! Is there anyone who can help? ”

“Adamantium? The fake saint hid it? I should have told you earlier!”

Cona's eyes glow with this word.

The Elves couldn't use the Adamantium.

It's been hard to see for decades.

It was a treasure they couldn't miss.

“Nana... me!!! I'm an expert! I can handle Adamantium! ”

“We need more men to move! I'll help too!”

“Go, fake saint! What a terrible thing to do! I'll help you! I'll help a real saint get justice! ”

“To the union of the two races! I'll help the saint! ”

“I wanted to atone for my sins! There is no atonement for being with a saint! ”

“Me too!"

“So am I! ”

An explosive reaction has erupted.

Just the way I meant it to be.

I raised my spear with a bloody smile.

With this much craziness, even the players of the saint will have a headache.

* * *

Thump... thump...

“Huh? Didn't you hear something? ”

The paladin inspecting the building said.

The squad leader who was leading the way stopped.

“Stop. Quiet, everyone. ”

Thump... thump...

“What is it? An earthquake? The ground is ringing.”

“I think I hear it on the floor. ”

The paladins tilt their heads to the ground.

Vibration sounds loud enough to be clear.

It was an enormous vibration that resounded throughout the temple.

“Sinners, prisoners released! Elves, the Elves are moving! ”

Then came the paladins with torches.

“What?"

“Huh?"

There was chaos in this voice.

The paladins asked in surprised voice.

“Are the Elves free? How!"

“I don't know! Anyway, a huge number of elves are running underground! It's the Holy Mother! ”

“West, where is the Holy Mother? ”

“Oh, my God, move! Protect the Holy Mother!”

The angry paladins move.

Beneath the temple were countless Elves.

Kona, Sid, and Metis lead the way, and the elves with their eyes turned upside down rush into an eager ox.

And at first, "To the saint! ’I heard a scream.

“Adamantium is mine!! ”

switched to.

There was no other way I could afford to move those idiots on my own.

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