It's Munchkin Healer

Seventy-four Elves, I'm a virgin myself (1)

“An emissary from St. Helena? ”

“Are the Elves from the mainland here? ”

The drunken voices echo.

Five elves ascend the stairs.

There were elves with white hair and green cloaks, and there were priests and paladins everywhere.

“Huff!”

“Hiic!”

But the Elves of the priesthood were different.

The elf emissary fled in a frenzy, hiding her face and escaping.

And at the forefront of them was an elf with white lashes on a sun-kissed skin.

Hair, eyebrows and eyelashes were all white elves, but I couldn't tell if they were male or female.

“Welcome. It is an honor to meet you. ”

Soon a man shines a bright yellow halo.

The man who was beaten by Elves in black conquest.

It was Sid, known as a saint of the priesthood.

* * *

Chor...

I followed the car onto a white glass.

The copper-skinned elf faced me with a table in between.

Ian and Chris behind me.

Behind the copper-skinned elves are two elves in green cloaks.

There were all six of them in the room.

“Is this... from the soil or from a tree?" ”

The elf who handed over the car asked.

“A tea with plant roots. Apparently, your religion tells you not to eat unless it comes from soil. You're in a hurry, but you need to be polite. ”

I lifted my cup with a smile.

The elf snores and stops the car.

“You're familiar with our culture. I didn't expect that. ”

“It's a priesthood with its own elves. You have to try to learn this much. ”

Haha, he's never been more talkative.

I lowered my cup, smiling.

Strange. It doesn't look like you're here for friendship.

The thief who was watching said.

I thought the same thing.

The Elves who hate warriors sent you an envoy?

In situations where I'm known to be a warrior?

I knew there was another plot.

“Have a seat, the other two. You've come a long way. ”

I asked the elves behind me.

Then the elf sitting across from me replied.

“That's okay. That's what they do. ”

“Role?”

“We each have a role to play. A navigator like me. Those who help people like me like these. And there are people out there who have to go on missions. ”

The elf said with white lashes moving.

By going out into the world on a mission, it was clear that you were referring to the Assassin Elf.

“Very well. Culture must respect that, too. But I was a little surprised. I didn't know Elves hostile to warriors would send this kind of envoy. Moreover, I'm sure you've heard that I'm a warrior. Thank you for coming without bias. ”

“Hehe, no. There's been a lot going on. Furthermore, I was greatly impressed by the news that we gathered our Elves together. It's rare for Elves who have escaped our society to get together. That's why I wanted to see you. What a great guy you are. ”

The elf puts down his drinking cup.

Then he raised his chin and said,

“It's too late for introductions. My name is Matari. On behalf of St. Helena, I'm here to see the Saint of the Priesthood. It's good to see you in person. ”

“I'm happy for you, too. ”

I nodded and replied.

Hehe. You don't look happy at all. Tried. There's the Elves.

I think so, too.

I was able to fix my posture and speak.

“However...... I can't give the Elves of the ear to the priesthood just in case. You are already our disciples. We respect the culture and rules of St. Helena, but we are also honored for a reason. Please understand. ”

“No. We also don't care about the brothers who left our hands. If you chose it yourself, it would be God's will. That's not why I'm here. ”

“Then?”

“Enough with the long talk...... Let's just cut to the chase. You don't trust me either. ”

A cool stream of air flowed over the table.

Ian and Chris held up their hands as they moved.

“I thought you knew everything. We're not here for friendship. He's more suspicious than I thought. I thought you were such a saint. ”

Martha smiled strangely.

I looked into his eyes and stopped the car.

“If you wanted a gentleman, you might as well have met a saint. That's who he is. ”

“That's it. We're done seeing each other's livers. It's not easy for me to fake it either. If it weren't for this position, I'd want to kill every single one of these warriors. ”

“Declare war?”

“It's not like that. I'm just talking about my wish. Get to the point…… I heard that the priesthood has a huge amount of Adamantium. Some of the brothers have already returned with Adamantium. ”

“It's the priesthood's private property. You can't touch it. You're blatantly saying it's ours? ”

“All the Adamantium and minerals were born by the Mother Earth. I can't believe you're taking possession of that stuff. ”

“Do you want me to insult religion? ”

“In our view, it is. ”

“Well, good. It's a conflict of interest. If you try to punish me for nothing, there will be a conflict, so I will bury it in my line of sight. So, you heard about Adamantium and sent an emissary? You want to claim it? It belongs to the Mother Earth. ”

“We're not just leaving. ”

“And?”

“I'd like to purchase Adamantium owned by the priesthood. Let's pay ten times as much gold for each Adamantium. Weight or volume. Whatever you want.”

Martha glows golden eyes.

I frowned as I glanced at it.

“What if I don't?”

“Eleven ships. ”

“I just don't want to sell to idiots like you. ”

“ ……. ”

Martari's face hardened in this story.

No matter how cold I pretended, I couldn't win at my ‘insulting even God’ speech.

However, a smile spread over Matari's mouth.

“You. You don't know what you and the priesthood have done. ”

“Don't let it leak out because you don't know. There's nothing we can do about some of them getting out. It was so chaotic at the time, I couldn't even afford to catch a fleeing Elf. I know that the amount that escaped that day was enormous. I heard the Elves bought the rest. ”

“Have you heard from us? ”

“Tracking things and finding out on my own. ”

Martha twists her white eyebrows.

“Ten times as much gold is enough. Don't interfere in our world's work on topics from other worlds. ”

“Treat outsiders. They're the ones trying to kill you. ”

“You're quick on your feet. ”

“It's a lot of information. ”

Martha glances around.

Then I pointed to the red spear that was next to me.

“The spear. It's a gift from the Patrons. Did you receive it from the Patron? ”

“You took something from someone else. ”

“Anyway, that spear should tell a quick story. Sacraments are things that cannot exist in this world. The power of the sacred world itself, but it cannot be destroyed by the power of the world. ”

“But?”

“Adamantium is the only metal that can resist such sacraments. Misrills are good, but not enough robbery. There's nothing like adamantium if you use it with weapons and equipment. ”

My evil eyes sparkled.

What this story meant was simple.

These guys were going to start a war.

using the Adamantium that was released from the world.

“Over the past few decades, we've been trying to get rid of outsiders trampling on the Mother Earth. A long time ago, we fought wars to drive out the warriors. And you know why it failed? ”

“I heard you got mugged by armor owners. Since then, it's only been sent to assassins. ”

“You know very well. ”

“It's a lot of information. ”

Yeah, I heard from the bandits.

A long time ago.

The Elves did not assassinate the warrior, but waged a war to destroy it.

But they were defeated by sacred players and their warriors, and since then they've only sent psycho assassins to change the way they kill one person.

Unless they stick together, the warriors don't stick together.

Martha was a horse with a dark face.

“You…… your guardian castles…… are those who destroy the Mother Earth and trample the world. Being sacrificed by you is what we used to be in this world. ”

“We were dragged here by force. ”

“It's none of our business. ”

“Then it's none of our business. ”

What the fuck, they think they're the only victims.

We didn't come here because we wanted to.

Martha raises her head with a clasp.

“Well, that's the end of the argument. We're not here to argue unnecessarily. Instead of dealing Adamantium...... I'm here to make some kind of peace deal. ”

“Keep talking. That's funny."

“You're short on words. ”

“Patience is short. ”

“Very well. Accept our deal and I will leave the city protected by the Priests and the Priests." This is our condition. ”

“What about the rest?"

“I'll kill them all. As the Mother of Earth wills. Until the warriors of this land are no more. ”

“Anyway, it's not like they're going to kill us. ”

“Not for a while. At least you and your generation of warriors will be safe. Our lifespan is long. Our war will be long, too. ”

Martha glows golden eyes.

He was just saying what he needed to say.

I just had a little reason and logic, and I didn't want to talk.

“It's not a deal or diplomacy. Notice. I've been out of shape. ”

I leaned against the chair and replied.

At that moment, a smile spread over Matari's mouth.

“Very well, then I'll take that as a no deal. ”

“The friendship is over. ”

“I should take Adamantium instead. ”

Oops. The other two escaped from Adamantium.

“ ……. ”

I raised my head with a frowny face.

The elf smiles shamelessly before his eyes.

“I never intended to trade the Earth Mother's legacy. ”

“What?"

“Huh!”

Chris and Ian were surprised.

At the same time, the elf behind the matari pulls something out and quickly tears it into thin air.

Scroll. I didn't think it was a balancing issue.

“Scroll?”

Was there such a thing?

If it was a balancing issue, it must have prevented him from using it in the game.

Then Matari also pulled out the scroll.

“Today's conversation was impressive! But you're only an outsider after all! What do we think? Why are we doing this? You'll never understand! ”

[4, 5. Total 9. Success. I used a special poison.]

“Yes, sit down. ”

I relaxed the car.

The Martha, which was tearing the scroll, hardens into place.

“What's with all the fuss? I want to hit you. ”

I lowered my cup and shot at the elf.

“Huh, huh? ”

Matari's eyes were frozen.

I raised my hand to Chris and Ian.

“Chris. Ian. Get out of here. You won't catch anything that escapes with the scrolls anyway. Tell the enforcer not to go after him. And tell them not to kill Elves for nothing. Especially not from a saint. ”

“Yes, sir! ”

“Yes!”

Chris and Ian, who were given orders, left.

I got up slowly and grabbed the scroll from Matari's hand.

It was a thin parchment with blue magic jeans and writing, similar to the scrolls I saw in the game.

Did they make you go back to where the Elves came from?

I got some pretty decent stuff.

“Well, what did you do? Without a hint! ”

The whitened Matari shouts.

It was originally simple, but it was even simpler thanks to the ring the thief gave me.

“Did you think I'd be a pussy? I let the other two go. That way you'll think you blew up when you didn't come back. ”

“Go, how dare you know who I am! ”

“You said it with your mouth. He's leading the way. Doesn't that mean you're a higher rank than the rest of the Elves? It's the perfect haircut to hold a hostage. ”

“What?"

“In war, we die first. You boasted about it in front of me. ”

“W, are you trying to go to war with us? ”

“You made the declaration first. Quite a pickle.”

Hehe. That's just mean.

The thief smiles casually.

I approached the elf and sat him in a chair.

Sweat dripped into the bronze skin and trembled hard enough to be electrocuted at the fingertips.

Are you scared already?

I whispered in my ear, smiling bloody.

“I'm actually an unofficial heretic interrogator. You know the Inquisitor. Our saint is too kind to make such a position. That's why I'm interrogating a saint and a heretic. See this, the red tattoo? You know what it is?”

You revealed the symbol of the Corrupt Warrior beneath your chin.

Martha, who saw the tattoo, cried out in tremors.

“Stop, you saint, you filthy bastard! You think you can be forgiven? ”

“Holy fuck. ”

You punch the back of the screaming elf's head.

Boom!

“Hic!”

The elf bows with a hiss.

“That's what people who haven't made enemies of me call me. You declared war on me. He stole the Adamantium, which belonged to the priesthood, and escaped. But do I need to be a saint? Elves. I have patience, too. If you step on my patience like this. ”

You float a small droplet of poison over your finger.

Then I shoved it up the elf's thigh.

“I was also a demon back then. ”

“Grrrgh!! ”

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