It’s Not That I Like Using a Blunt Weapon!

"The God of the desk...? I don't know what you're talking about."

I did it. I've been good at talking about it, but if you think about it carefully, you can't understand it.

God dwells in things. That's common sense, but no one can see or hear it. Some people claim to see it from time to time, but they are almost certainly petites.

But since the blunt force level exceeded 10 million, it became visible to me. God dwells in various tools.

Once upon a time, God didn't dwell in tools, he lived in heaven where people could look down.

However, Dortos, the god of blunt instruments, planned to destroy humans and turn the earth into ours. He slaughtered other gods, one after the other, with a blunt instrument in order to realize his ambition.

As a result, Dortos killed all but himself. It's all blunt now. And the flesh and blood of God descended upon the earth, and God was cut into pieces, and fell into the tools that he was in charge of?

The victorious Dortos was also unharmed.

His injured flesh and blood were also said to have descended on the ground and dwelt in a blunt object. The body of Dortos is the northernmost end of the Devil's Land and is still asleep.

Would a translucent dwarf convey the image of a god attached to a tool the most?

The looks and ages vary, and the gods at this counter table look like long bearded village elders.

When I came, I was lying in bed with Daladara, but when I hit him with a hammer, he sat me down. He's a pretty grandfather.

"Um... I mean, are you a wizard?

Wizard. That's cool, but I won't tolerate such a noble name if I can only beat it up with a blunt instrument or beat it again in a rough way.

"No, if you insist, I'm a blunt weapon."

"I see. Blunt weapons, blunt weapons.... a blunt weapon?

Oneesan pointing her finger at the hammer I have.

"A blunt object... is that so?

"Yes, I will use this as a weapon."

"Ma, master"

Oneesan calls her nearby uncle down.

Maybe the Alliance Master? He is a long, tough, ex-war.

"Hey, hey. Are you sure you want to handle the hammer? Not carpentry?

"Hmm? It seems that there are areas in the east that can be used as weapons... I don't see much here."

Master glances at the dodgy hammer I'm carrying.

"Can you swing it around? It doesn't look like it fits my body."

"It's okay. Only blunt weapons are highly skilled!

When it comes to my dealings, that's about it. However, the receptionist's sister and master still don't believe it.

"Can you show me your skills for now?

That's what I want too. I used to hate knowing level zero and hesitate, but now I don't care at all.

"Tree Open!

Tree displayed according to the call. Looking at it, oneesan rounded her eyes.

Ma, Master. Something's wrong with the display. "

"Nh, what is this..."

I had to laugh bitterly at both reactions.

That's right. In front of them is an incredibly myriad of skill trees.

In addition, it is a ridiculously inflated level display.

"Blunt instrument level 105, 224, 578"

In other words, about 100 million.

I think that's strange. But the strange thing is not the skill tree. Maybe it's the blunt God.

By the way, the blunt god is a bear.

In a short, lovely figure, I have two hammers, one at a time. Because the size is different, it looks like a parent-child bear when compared.

Is this a god born of the flesh and blood of the devil Dortos?

It would be cute if the evil gods had roots, and neither of them has a subtle focus on the eye, so it's very stupid. No evil signs at all.

After all, mythology may not be as easy as Kanryeong said.

The Master had me redo the tree several times, but the result was the same.

"Hmm, I've never done this before. I can't help but ignore this strange display and let them take the registration exam."

Hmm... I knew you wouldn't believe me.

If the weapon level was above 20, the test would be waived....

Well, you can't help it. I was suspicious that a blunt weapon might be considered a weapon in the first place.

"Perfect. We're going to have a simultaneous exam. Could you join us?

"Simultaneous exams?

"Yes, because Saltrak Adventurer School students are coming soon."

"Eh?"

... is there such a bad time? Speaking of which, the season is already spring. It is time for my classmates who have made fun of me to graduate.

Wow, I don't want to see you!

I tried to leave the scene, but it was too late.

"Damn, yadayada. I'm super dull. If only I could have gone one more level, I wouldn't have done this kind of test."

As the door opens, you can hear a kinky and deafening voice.

Roselia Schultz aspires to be a magician.

She was a dark elf who had always been a pioneer and made a fool of me.