It’s Not That I Like Using a Blunt Weapon!

Episode 48: It's going to be a busy day.

Ten days after the battle at the Drake Bridge.

The story of defeating the monster that I had turned into a girl and protecting the bridge spread instantly with the well end conference power of Medici's aunt, and the bad rumors were overwritten all at once.

Wise is to be tried in King's Landing. There was not a single one who died of a monster, and it seems that he was spared the crime of death, but the count was stripped. I heard that as a sinner, he would be employed as a carpenter.

Unfortunately, in this world, it's an equally dirty job with a blunt instrument. Probably deserving of punishment. I bet you didn't want Weiss to die, either.

And if you make something yourself, you should fully understand the pain and pain that destroys it.

Cecil didn't wake up at all while I was there. Roselia said it wasn't because of the damage I inflicted, but because of the effects of the [Holy End Reclamation].

You must have exhausted all your magic by trying to defeat me. First of all, I put all the missing joints back, but I can't correct my personality until I get off the road, so when I wake up, it seems to be troublesome again.

Well... it feels like our shop egg tart is returning little by little.

Of course, it's not completely restored, but yesterday's sales recovered by about half of the opening time.

Whatever you say, the quality of what you're dealing with is different. It is impossible to crush this shop unless there is a significant negative campaign!

But when I came back, I had a new problem.

"Um, Mira-san... Isn't that just too sticky for you?

"Oh, yeah?

That's right. Mira-san is sticky anyway.

When you're sitting, you snuggle up to the side, hugging from behind, even when you're arranging your items. I wonder if this is too much of a skinship.

"I can't help it. I haven't seen him in a week."

"No, but it's been a long time since you got back, right?

"Not enough yet. Refill with Hannah ingredients."

That's how Mira-san buries her face on my nose and sniffs it. Um, can you listen to me?

"Even though I've had some terrible rumors, there's going to be another weird rumor coming out of this... The Drake Bridge could be fixed, and there might be more visitors from King's Landing."

Hannah Falcett Bridge. I want to see Mira.

"It's the Drake Bridge! Well, that's what carpenters call it in the industry...."

They may be sending me compliments, but it's a good nuisance.

I intend to raise my rank of adventurer to meet Rainey, but if I stay like this, I will be famous in the carpentry world first.

"There was. This is Hammer Hannah's!

"So that's Hammer Hannah himself. You're surprisingly small, Bluntman! I thought she was more of an orgasm!

The pleasant voice of the traveler is heard from outside the store.

"Hammer Hannah... blunt instrument princess..."

It's not just the name of the bridge. I've given myself a nickname that makes me feel really subtle.

Bluntman Hammer Hannah.

Who did you start talking about? I'm gonna punch you.

The princess is not bad with Rainey of the [Princess of the Sword], but the blunt weapon is on the front.

Hammer Hannah is also terrible.

I know it sounded good, but I have a gorgeous family name called Phalset. Would you like to leave it and put on a new one on your own, normal?

However, the advertising effect of synonyms is remarkable. Outside Tiaret, people visit the shop as if it were a tourist attraction. Well, I don't mind coming, but I want you to buy something anyway. It is very annoying to be disturbed in front of the store.

"Yes, it's time to take the sightseeing spot! If you're not buying anything, don't lie!

I put on a muzzle and chased away the spectators, but I was immediately called out from the side.

"This is Hammer Hannah's shop?

"Yes, the sightseeing material is 1 million pels!

"Eh... uhh... You're so rich..."

"Well then, let's just leave all the stuff behind, little one!?

I was delayed in realizing it because I tried to properly decorate it. Standing there was a silver-haired girl who was supposed to break up at the Drake Bridge, Gary.

He wears a hood to keep his head and ears out of sight, but he can't be mistaken for his cute look.

"Weren't you with the carpenters?

They thought of Gally like a family, so I could keep her safe!

However, she shook her head to the side in a lonely way.

"Gally's supposed to be dead, so I can't be with the carpenters. Especially now, officials are asking carpenters all kinds of things."

"Yes, that's true!

Why am I so dull that I don't even notice that! Don't make fun of Wise's dullness, you rascal!

"Well, if you leave the scene, you can argue with the Beast. The Devil's Land I hear the Gilta around have wolf ears and tails."

That's what the gal takes off the hood. As usual, I feel so cute with the ears of the beast, but on the other hand, I feel a little guilty.

"You're not mad, are you, little girl? I can't get it right because I'm immature...."

The ears and tails that stayed in my body. If my unique skill, Destruction and Regeneration, had been perfected, I would have wiped out the Fenrir elements - and I feel sorry for that.

I see. So, Hannah, can you take responsibility?

"Let me, responsibility?

I can't marry a same-sex man!

No. Maybe you want me to adopt him? I think you're too old to do that!?

I mean, what do you think is convenient for you, me?!

Speaking of responsibility, it's money. Or you could buy yakiniku!

In a moment, I thought about everything, but none of it was what Gally wanted.

"Hannah is going to be Gally's new master!

"Your husband?

Speaking of which, did you call Weiss your husband? Of course, I can definitely take care of this girl more than that bald father, but yes, what exactly is it like with your husband?

"... what am I supposed to do with that?

When I asked, the gal approached me.

"It's simple. I just need you to take care of me. You can feed her, nurse her head, and sleep in the bed with her."

Eh, what a life. Aren't you too happy?

"And I want you to let me work at this store. I'm not good at calculating money, but I'll take care of manual labor! After all, some of the gals have Fenrir!

Isn't that a good thing?

I don't see a reason to say no.

Oh, but!

I just remembered something important!

"No... but I have a cohabitant named Mira-san. This shop was originally owned by Mira-san, and I can't decide by myself....."

I glanced at Mira-san. Naturally, the expression has not changed at all, so I can't read the reaction at all.

"Is that her, little girl?

I've been telling Mira everything that's happened over the past few days.

I don't have to hide it from her, and naturally I tell her that eating monster meat will change her appearance.

It's not like Mira-san hates people based on preconceptions, but if we live together, we may feel dangerous...

As usual, she stared at Gally like she was licking her whole body - and raised her thumb.

"... yes"

"Is that so!?

I'm surprised. For the reasons mentioned above, Mira-san is a type that takes a little time to get along with people in the first place, so I thought you might be vague about it.

"The more you sew... the more you heal your family."

"Ah! I didn't mean to call it a stuffed animal right now!?

"I didn't. But if you're going to turn into a monster anyway..."

"I knew you were treating me like a stuffed animal!

"'Cause this kid looks like one of those stuffed toy dogs he used to have."

"Oh, you also had a dog stuffed toy."

"A dog is a cat stuffed toy."

Rough!

I wonder if it's because I've been talking to Mira-san all the time. I wonder if you remember the feeling of alienation. The little one feels nervous.

"Um! What is it to your husband, this strange person?!

"... weird guy?

Mira's eyebrows twitched when she pointed at her.

"Wow, don't be rude! It's hard to understand, but even Mira-san gets hurt when she looks like this!

"... yeah. Because it's cute, there is."

"Is this one too!?

I thought I knew Mira-san pretty well, but I'm starting to lose confidence...

Nevertheless, it's getting more and more fun.

A new life as an adventurer, a new shop run by Mira-san, a new family called Gale-chan.

And my heart partner, the blunt weapon of the lid.

... Rainey, how are you doing on the northern ground?

My daily life is going to be more lively.