It Seems like My Body Is Completely Invincible

The road to the hot springs...

Through the entrance, there was another large room and high ceilings, and in the centre this was another incredible giant statue sitting.

I'm not so good at art that I don't know how to appreciate this. Honestly, from me, it feels like the original picture painted by a little kid was made into a statue as it is. What I can somehow tell is that it has shaped some kind of creature. Well, maybe that's just what I'm trying to think because there's some weirdly twisted, limp-like stuff...

"Wow, I don't know what to say about this again, it's very original..."

"Dear Victoria, what does this stand for? What does it have to do with vampire history?

I was asking Victoria if Magilka was inspired by this again by intellectual curiosity next to me pulling it slightly, but keeping it down to the amount of voice we could only hear.

"Oh, no... such a big substitute."

I usually proudly return it here. Victoria goes out of sight by saying somehow.

"What, that's suspicious, Victoria. What is this, hey, tell me."

I'm also inspired by Victoria's rare reaction to intellectual curiosity, glittering, no, I guess I'm right to say nymmari one way or the other, anyway, stuck with her.

"…………"

"Huh? What?"

To Victoria talking to Boso. I listen back in a dialogue like some deaf protagonist.

"That's the father I drew when I was a kid. I didn't know such an old thing was embodied in a place like this... even though I'm ashamed that it's still framed in your father's room..."

…………

We couldn't find a word to give back to Victoria, who would squeamish her fingers together with the tungtung, and became silent.

(Well, that's embarrassing. I'm also confident that if they give me childhood stuff now, I'll be stuffy)

In my case, I've had a high mental age since birth, so I haven't launched such a black history, it should... probably.

Well, I guess I was very happy at the time to see you still bring that up. Plus, I don't know if there are people who put their statues up in these places or anything, but I even wonder why they made that choice here and now.

"I see..."

When I tried to stop this topic already, it felt like Falgar approached the statue and stared at it seriously, convinced me of something.

"... in these patterns, it is promised that this symbolizes some of the civilizations found in this ruin. Something religious. And I've never seen anything like this. He may have been worshipping 'evil gods' or 'disastrous things'. Hmm, I wonder what it stands for, very interesting"

(That's Victoria's father. I stopped digging and her life was already zero)

Victoria was stuffing with a little mental damage to Falger's diagonal rampage.

"Dear Mary, don't you have a build-up of watery things around that statue? And there's hot air."

Magilka tells me that she was watching Victoria, who was stuffing her with raw warm eyes. I hacked into the words and checked around the statue.

Sure, there's water straining around the statue. The water felt warm as it approached and the hot air was rising.

"Is this, possibly, a hot spring?

"Wait, Master Mary. I'll check."

Magilka waits for me as I reach out to check unconsciously.

"Huh? Why?"

"What would you do if that was normally burn level hot water?

Magilka answers my questions instantly. If it's dangerous, I'd rather do it, but the opposite is what Magilka points out. In my case, it's supposed to be dangerous, but it's not dangerous anymore. If Falgar sees that, another unwanted title might be awarded to me.

"That's Magilka, you'll notice the details. I can count on you."

"Tütte told me to be careful because Mary is nudged by everyday casual behavior."

"I see, that's Tütte. Looks like we'll have somewhere to discuss the rhetoric later, but what do you think there, Magilka?

"and let's check anyway"

As I opened the uncomfortable aura with half my eyes, Magilka took a small run to a place where there was hot water to escape out of sight.

"... it's hot water with a good temperature. Is this what you call a hot spring?

"Uh-huh, it's huge compared to the hot springs Snow found, but it's not deep enough for people to soak up."

I checked the depth as I got my hands on Magilka, but the water was shallow and only about below our knees.

"Hmm? Under your knees... knees, feet... Ah, foot water!

I derive one answer like an associative game.

"Ashiyu?

Naturally, Magilka was tilting her neck at my remarks.

"I wonder if it feels like soaking my legs in hot water and getting tired. Magilka's been walking this far too, I guess."

I don't know the details either, so I'll rely on you to explain the footage I watched in my previous life. In the meantime I checked around and when I found a place where I was going to be able to sit and put my feet in a good way I tried to get barefoot.

"Phew... well, here's the thing. How about Magilka? It feels good."

"... Now, if you'll excuse me"

Magilka, who saw me soak in foot water for real, sits next to me in awe as she panicked barefoot.

"Oh, that's good. Is this foot water? Phew, I think I can get my feet tired."

"Right ~"

"... but you're a little restless because you're so arrogant around you"

"Sure... it's not a hot spring landscape"

As Magilka smiled bitterly, I said looking at the strange statue sitting in front of me.

"Hey, you guys, what are you indulging in here? This is an ancient monument, more nervous..."

"How's Victoria? It feels good."

You're unhappy that we're mattering. Victoria's been saying things like honors, so I'll ask her out, too, as I scratch Pasha Pasha and the hot springs with my feet.

"... well, if you really want to, you can come in"

"No, I don't care."

"Ah, yes, it is. Mary would want me to come in that much too. Oh, I can't help it."

I tried to say no to Victoria, who has been a pain in the ass, and yet she comes closer and says graciously.

"Victoria, I'm sorry, but it looks like there's a letter here, too. Can you decipher it?"

Victoria tried to get barefoot while she woke up, and Fargar called her off.

Looks like he was investigating around while we were enjoying the foot water, and now he's not looking at us, he's looking at us in the aisle.

"Look, we need to do our best to promote the ruins. Come on!"

…………

I decided to give Victoria a stiff smile while trying to get barefoot and wave her off. With such a muddled and seemingly rude look at my attitude, Victoria heads under Falgar.

"I'm here, what do you think?

"... well, you're writing about what's ahead."

(Is that it? Untie it - what a mysterious pose where did you go? Really, I hope it's okay, with all that clutter)

I wanted to come in myself, but I was stopped, and the slightly octopus Victoria softens up the foreground I just had, and starts to translate it properly.

"Well, what does it say?"

"I suggest you get one from the chest in the back and go some other way."

(Hey, look, where did you even go with the mystery setting? Well, then, you don't have half the sense of directing and writing the attraction)

"... I see... is this a trap or is there any other intent... mystery"

My scratch was empty and apparently Fargar still had a mysterious setting alive. For Falgar, who thinks it's a real ancient ruin, I guess this patchmon ruin with hot springs attraction has nothing but a mystery to do.

"Nevertheless, you can't keep your mouth shut when you hear it's a chest. It makes me want to open it sexually."

"I know, that's the romance of the ruins!

Fargar, who was listening away from my words, agrees with me in Thumbs-up. I'm not sure whether I'm happy with it or sad with it, but when I see a chest, I want to open it for now, and when I see a trick lever, it's the world that wants to pull it off for now. No, maybe it's just me...

Anyway, my heart waxed and I walked out of the foot bath to where Patapata and Victoria and the others were barefoot.

And when we peeked into the room ahead, let's report here that the skeleton employee who was there was oranged and destroyed by Falgar with or without it.

(I wonder what that was - it looked like I was just wiping the chest... I'm sad)

I clap in my heart alone.

"Phew, the monster that protects the chest is a classic. I wonder what you were protecting."

(I guess I wasn't protecting it, I was just cleaning it for your comfort)

"Whoa, this sounds like a case of trap activation when you open it. It's a classic in the ruins. I'll open it. Just wait."

(Is that probably an anti-theft measure and I'm the only one who thinks you can open it without risk if you tell your employees)

With me and Falgar, my thoughts of the ruins begin to uneven, and Theory in me goes crazy. And instead of carefully examining and disarming the trick, Falgar was accepting and gripping something that had flown on following when he squeezed the box with a hunch and a strong voice.

(Ha ha, you must be an archaeologist...)

The archaeologist statue in me is also going crazy at last, while the ruins are going away.

"Is this... clothes, is it?

Fargar, who had fished the crate alone, strangely took out one of the things inside.

"Oh, that's a swimsuit..."

When I went to the kingdom of Lelirex, I immediately realized that it looked just like the swimsuit of a woman who might have been born of herself. Nevertheless, it would be strange in itself that fashion is in the ruins chest these days. Besides, if you look closely, there are many different sizes, but it's all with women. There were a few males, but they grew old and had worn out waist levels.

So, while I'm impressed with the fact that I'm replacing or maintaining it with a mame - that there are items that can be used as they are in the ruins' crate gear - I'm starting to feel sad about myself thinking with my eyes over there.

(No, it's probably the end of the line...)

"What is swimsuit in ancient ruins...... what is it intended to be? Ha, could this be like a test to reach the deepest depths common to ruins"

(Probably a consideration on the other side to keep clothes from getting wet in the hot springs and easy access to the hot springs)

"So, it really feels like a trial? There's no weird curse."

I sneaked up on Victoria to see if I should judge on my own imagination.

"You don't... what it says over there is that you can wear a swimsuit or not wear anything, especially if you are a woman, it says that the latter is desirable..."

"Hey, there's your father. That's the bottom of my mind..."

"Oh, yeah, you're not gonna defend your father about that."

"Then come on, what swimsuit is there these days..."

"Perhaps the 'only' thing around there is a remnant that I was instructing you to keep well under control. Ha ha, this is why a man is..."

"Hmm? Sometimes I don't wear anything. All right, so let's take that test and stand up straight!

"" To?

"Humph!"

I barely listened to some of our conversations. I refreshingly take off all the clothes I wore on the spot to make Jen royal.

"Ugh!

"What are you doing in front of my maiden! This pervert. Huh!

Having witnessed it entirely unexpectedly, I fled out with screams, and Victoria, who remained in contrast, went to the Falgar with anger to eat a bouncing kick.