Jujutsushi Wa Yuusha Ni Narenai

Little birds. Little birds are cute. From the time I was born in this world to this day, I have always been cute. Sometimes it's not cute.

I'm sure everyone would have said "cute" or "cute" when they were babies. But how long have you bastards stopped saying "cute"?

Absolute visual status of appearance. The biggest factor in determining a person's first impression, which is never misleading.

Although it may be cruel, the difference in appearance has already appeared since childhood. Busy bugs have been bugs since I was a kid. I wonder if you could thin it out when I was born.

The older you get, the wider the disparity in your appearance will be. As a toddler, even the part that was deceived because it was still round and small, the distortion increases as it grows.

Single eyelid scum, fish face with eyes too far apart, rat with teeth, big ear monkey, huge face deformity ─ Come on, you guys are all aligned, so you've gathered these unpleasant ugly people.

Sorting is necessary--that's what I thought when I got to my heart.

Kindergartens, elementary schools, and junior high schools. Until you finish compulsory schooling, you just have to collect the children separated in the school district. Thanks to you, the birds will be thrown into the classroom along with the ugly bastards.

Here's the result.

"---- Mr. Yuuki, you're definitely in shape, right?"

It's kind of cute.

"Seriously, let's die."

"I can't forgive you for using your eyes on my hair!"

Oh, you scumbags, you look ugly, you look ugly.

You know what I hate about birds? “People don't look good.”

Come on, don't be ridiculous, even if you justify your ugly appearance, it's the worst word to claim that your heart is beautiful and clean. Deception, arrogance.

Listen to me, asshole moronic scoundrels, people are all about appearance first.

It has a minimal appearance, and it's the first time I've been able to assess that person's inner appearance. It looks like a first-degree selection. We have to get past this. No second, third, or final interviews. I pray that I will never be associated with an ugly, inferior species like you again.

But you guys are evil faces, evil minds, and evil evil people, and you're such bad monkeys that you can't understand the truth of the world of such people.

Are you doing well because you're cute?

Of course. The birds are different from you, so there's no point in matching them to the lower dimensions of the bullshit.

Is your first child in trouble?

Oh, right, you're not even allowed to act like you're cute, dobs. You know, the worst thing about being a skank or something is the earliest pollution. That's bioterrorism. It's important to be able to explain yourself.

Do you have eyes on him?

Little birds are more cute, so it's only natural for a man to look at me, right? Isn't it crazy to complain about such a natural thing? It's like dropping an apple from a plate and being angry that gravity is bad. I don't understand the skunk's theory.

"---- Oh, you really are such an ugly idiot, you hate it."

Lovely little birds were hated by girls in their class. They hated me a lot.

Just the birds are there, and even if they don't like their ugliness, they'll stick out. The stronger the light, the darker the colour. The birds are glowing angels, and you're stupid insects in the dark.

Unfortunately, both such cute angel birds and such ugly damn female insects live in the same dimension of this reality. Harm must never be inflicted.

"Come on, you guys are going to give me the honor of protecting the little birds."

People are stone walls, people are castles. That's a good word, isn't it? I love birds. The stones are just what the warrior heroes said.

The boy becomes a stone wall, becomes a castle, and in the class of small birds, no, it protects the unique light that shines in this elementary school. Now, take cover and protect the birds. That would be the only existential value that you bastards have ever allowed.

"Thank you."

With that smile, the man works with his body powder.

Try harder, try harder. That's how you collect a lot of "thank yous".

You'll be happy, you'll have fun, you'll be honored. "Thank you" for the bird is not just a word. I can't buy it for money, it's really worth it.

"Little bird, I really just want to get along with everyone more."

That's how I got all the boys on my side. With the beauty of this little bird.

But what about that swarm of ugly bugs that's stuck to the ugly skunk of jealousy?

From the bird side, you'll be on your side, and you'll be my friend. After all, it's definitely better to be a friend of a cute little bird than to burn the jealousy of an ugly slut and keep it in the spill of a slave boy.

"Let's get along, everybody."

Everyone was friendly. I wielded the banner of the brocade written in the name of a cause that the Japanese love.

The collapse of the group of women who were hostile to the birds was fast. Traitors continue to leave the group and turn around. That's right, the skunk is a good match for the skunk.

An angelic little bird can make an ugly man and a woman tie themselves together, and become a kind-hearted cupid. Look, the best-looking soccer captain in the class, isn't it okay if everyone shares his favorite child?

Well, little birdy doesn't think much of you, handsome guy. This little bird won't get along with a man like that.

"I'm so happy to get along with everyone, little bird."

The class was united around a small bird.

Then, the unknown asshole who was plotting to bully the little bird finally lost all of its surroundings and became isolated. Only those who are prepared to be bullied can do so.

The girl was isolated in school rather than in class. As an ugly devil, who turned an angel, a bird, into an enemy, he suffered a terrible punishment.

The little birds themselves didn't do anything to her... but they were all different. Everyone got the name of "guilty plea" against the guilty man facing the bird.

Shady mouth shikato is commonplace. I was doing anything nonsense that a kid could think of, stolen or defaced my personal belongings. I've only seen dramas like splashing water in the bathroom. I saw it in the drama, so I imitated it. Thank you very much.

After that, I went to sixth grade for the second semester.

The child committed suicide.

Oh, good. I got rid of it before I graduated. From next year, you'll be a junior high school student. Disposing of disgusting, dirty, and ugly fools would be more refreshing.

At the end of elementary school, I had a good memory.

As a result, Little Bird became a junior high school student.

Little birds in women's uniforms are more and more cute. By this time, my chest was swollen. Not only is it cute, but it's also sexy, and the birds are too powerful!

Junior high school is also a school district system. It's just a place to collect a certain range of children. Even here, the little bird is decided to be the cutest. That's what I thought.

"----That's Kensaku tomorrow." My parents run a swordsmanship dojo. If you want to be strong, you must knock on the gate of our Kensaku style! "

A powerful and still beautiful voice echoes through the classroom.

Is that what you said in your introduction? What a common sense gesture no one can put on. It sounds so strong and boasts intense pressure.

The first introduction of Kensaku tomorrow was solo.

I've never seen a bird before in my life. A woman with a beauty that stands up to herself.

A long, dark-haired ponytail flows through the beauty. Just standing, it was as beautiful as a pin and core, and its voice was full of domination.

A pretty girl, rather than a pretty girl. High upper back, slender limbs, and a uniform that insists on feminine ups and downs as quickly as possible. Kanazaki Tomina unleashed the beauty and charm of a completely different direction from the small, cute birds that seemed to be models.

Is there such a woman? It's also in a neighborhood called the junior high school district.

It was shocking. The first time we met, the birds got lost too.

I was entering the first Golden Week without answering what I had to do.

Hey, hey, it's okay, I'm free anyway

"Let's play with us."

Okay, get in the car. I'll make you cum wherever you want.

By the way, I was entangled with poor quality nags that day.

I don't know if the three men are college students or unemployed, but they are not smart enough monkeys who are willing to do anything without thinking about it later.

I'm not kidding. I wonder if all these filthy little monkeys could touch a little bird with one finger.

Fortunately, thanks to the overprotective parents, the birds' security measures are complete. Something is different than a cheap security buzzer with all the kids around. If it is pushed, the guards will immediately fly away.

Five minutes after pressing it, if you stick to it on the spot, the help rushes to you. Worst of all, even if they bring me into the car, GPS will tell me where I am. The birds will be saved. They'll be sent to the piggy bank.

It's troublesome, but I can't let these incompetent sons of bitches be my opponents. The little bird tried to push the transmitter that was hiding in his pocket,

"----Hold on! I will not tolerate the rambunctiousness of my classmates."

Kensaki Na appeared tomorrow.

She wore only one jacket, and her shirt, jeans, and girlfriend were subtle, but she looked good in junior high school.

"Whoa, here's one more beautiful girl!?"

"Do it, this is too bad for the whole family, right?"

"Hey, don't let him escape." This will sell. "

Kensaki Tomona sighed as his sharp eyes grew steeper against the three shining damn males.

Apparently, there's no need to ask any questions----

And it thrusts at me with a speed that I can't stop seeing. I should have said it was left alone, because the birds didn't see it at all.

They poked me in the neck, throat, pigeon tail, and head, respectively. "Ugh!" and the disgusting groan leaked out, and each of them bent their knees while suppressing the painfully thrusted part.

Eh, what is this amazing? Is this the power of the Swordsmanship of Kensei? I don't use a sword.

"Come on, let's go."

Without looking at the three cats, who were flinching uneasily, Kensaki tomorrow took the hand of the little bird and ran out with a moody smile on his face.

"Ah, um..."

"Oh, I don't need to thank you." I just did what I was supposed to do. "

At the end of a shop somewhere after a proper escape.

Kodori says to Kensaki Tomorrow with a flat face, in contrast, as he cuts off his breath.

"Thank you... I was so scared..."

"I guess so." But don't worry anymore. "

"And then... I'm sorry"

“What do I need to apologize for?”

”Kodori, I thought you were... a little scary...”

"Um, I didn't mean to... no, that's right, there were some things I couldn't help thinking about. I'm sorry, it's because of the daughter of the swordsmanship dojo, there's nothing cuter than other girls."

"No, the birds are bad." I didn't expect you to be scared on your own... so, I'm sorry. And thank you so much for helping me. Kensaki-san was a very brave and kind person! "

With a full smile, the little bird said so.

"No, I just did what I deserved, but I'm not so praised..."

Kensaki's face turned slightly embarrassed tomorrow.

Good, it looks like my cuteness will work for her as well.

"Hey, Kensaki-san, if you don't mind, please make friends with Kodori!"

It's finally settled.

Friendly.

Friendly.

Kensaki Tomorrow Na, a strong, ruthless and brave woman with a beauty equal to this small bird, is worth making friendships.

It's not the same grade as any other jerk-off woman or jellyfish mob. You deserve to be friends with this little bird.

Oh, of course. Nice to meet you, Yuki-san.

That's how I got my first equal friend in life.

Having got a friend named Kensaku Tomorrow, my junior high school life was right and smooth.

When I was in elementary school, I had to work so hard to keep the birds at peace. Tomorrow, if I was alone, I would have solved everything.

She was not only beautiful, but she also had a sense of decency toward no one, and a sense of justice toward foolishness that she did not like to bend -- and above all, she was strong.

What was it with women that they could never beat men with their power? Is swordsmanship something that makes people stronger than ever? Tomorrow, Na-chan's strength was abnormal.

However, tomorrow, she cleared up all the jealous and insidious jealous scumbags, all the disgusting monkey pranks, and all the suspicious people who were trying to defeat the sexual crimes of the bugs. If the birds cry, she will fly right over. They will protect us. They're going to help us.

Oh, what a wonderful friendship. After all, what you need to have is a unique best friend.

Tomorrow, Na-chan, an intuitive person with brain muscles, was often swayed... but it was fun, too.

That's why the birdie really liked her tomorrow.

I've never looked down on you. Although the friendship that I had planned to start was better to establish a friendly relationship, Kodori Yukiko still admits that Kensaki Tomina is his best friend.

I liked it. 'Yes, I liked it'.

"---- Nice to meet you, I'm Aoi Makoto." Um, that friend of yours tomorrow, right? "

"That's right, birds are my best friends!"

"I was thinking what kind of grandeur it would be tomorrow's best friend, but--"

"What do you mean, Azure?" Fix it there! "

"Come on, stop it, it's just a joke!?"

Oh, my God.

Tomorrow, Nacchan is chasing a man with the face of a maiden she has never seen before.

What the hell is that?

Azure and yellow. The boy who called himself that was familiar to her was blinded.

Oh, love at first sight, is that what you're saying?

People are all about looks. It all depends on the first impression. The little bird that has been dealing with various people with that belief has become a habit to analyze the appearance level of that person from the moment of glance.

For the first time, the analytical ability did not work at all. I'm just blindfolded.

Azure Makoto, how beautiful the boy is. Is this the kind of man that existed in this world?

With such a shock, the little birds realized themselves.

I want it.

I want this man.

Absolutely. Absolutely. No matter how hard you try, I want this man, Aoi Makoto!

Oh, this is love, isn't it?

"---- Azure-kun is very cool." Birdie, I'm surprised. "

"Well, I think your face is pretty good... but Azure is still incredibly strong than it looks." I didn't name him the heir of Aoi Shinryu. I can't lose either! "

With a confident smile, she was always happy. Tomorrow, Nacchan said that happily. What, that face like a maiden in love?

Tomorrow, I knew that Nacchan was interested in a boy named Aoi Makoto.

Kanazaki and Aoi Shinryu, they had dojos with each other, and since they were little, there was a lot of interaction. Both of them are ancient and traditional schools, and even if they are aristocrats, there must be some kind of talk about letting each other's children marry.

Tomorrow, Nacchan may reluctantly marry someone her parents have decided, she said with great pleasure.

Since Na-chan will fall in love tomorrow, I was wondering what kind of grandeur that Aoi Makoto is. He was 2 meters tall, weighed 150 kilos, and seemed like a big man with scars all over his body. The little bird imagined on its own.

And on the day that I enrolled in Hakuho Gakuin, my imagination was betrayed.

"... traitor"

No, it was the birds themselves who were betrayed.

What, that super-looking guy. I didn't think you were joking about a level of beauty that even a small bird would fall in love with.

What is that, that Aoi Shin-kun and I have been interacting with each other since we were young? Besides, maybe we'll get married because of the parents' decision?

What is that, sloppy, sloppy tomorrow, Na-chan?

Hey, watching the stupid bastards come at the birds with their faces down, I'm sure that Nacchan will feel good tomorrow. Since I have such a great man, it's ridiculous and irresistible for me to be gathered in a bunch of damn monkeys.

"Tomorrow, that girl's traitor... what's her best friend? This isn't evenly matched at all, is it?"

This is unacceptable. This is unacceptable.

My first best friend since I was born.

My first love since I was born.

Individually, it is a presence that colors a very nice life. But it's the worst trouble when combined.

"But I finally got it." You really need to get what you want on your own. "

Until now, the little bird was the ruler.

A ruler with an isolated beauty, and an ugly, lowlife who moves with one mouth.

However, a woman who stood in an equal position called Kensaku Tomorrow appeared.

There was a man called Azure Makoto who was so glorious that even a small bird could look up.

Birds have become challengers in order to get what they want.

"Oh, thank goodness. Tomorrow she'll be alone for the engagement." If you haven't decided yet, the birds have plenty of chance. ”

A duel event between Aoi Makoto and Kensaki Tomorrow that happened quickly in the first year of high school.

Aoi Shin-kun, who beat Nacchan brilliantly tomorrow, decided to marry Nacchan tomorrow as a winner's right, and somehow tried to establish an engagement with a strange asshole, but well, there was no way to get through that.

It seems that Tomorrow's Na-chan, who is in love with him, is the only one who wants to establish his engagement with Aojin-kun without any intention of doing so.

The little bird that was relieved about it could never be alarmed.

”I don't think I'll be able to make such a duel tomorrow.”

"Haha, yes, that's right! I thought you were really going to marry me..."

Azure cherry blossoms. Natsugawa Minami.

There were other beautiful girls who were after him.

Particularly troublesome is my sister's Azure Shizakura.

Regrettably, she is more beautiful than a bird. It was the first time I had ever thought that I had lost in appearance.

For that brother, I have this sister. It is a horribly pale true bloodline.

However, the most troublesome thing is that while the Azure Cherry Blossom is my sister, 'blood is not connected'.

I didn't ask. I haven't been able to confirm it either. But I can see that there is definitely no blood connection between Aoi's brothers and sisters. Maybe she doesn't even notice it tomorrow. Only the little birds noticed.

There is no doubt that Aozuma's parents' child is a cherry blossom.

Tomorrow's first grade summer holiday, you and Na-chan are having a party at Aoi Shin-kun's house. While it was booming at the album exposition, I certainly saw the record of when the cherry blossoms were born. Along with the date of birth and height and weight data, a photograph of a fresh-born cherry blossom that was not yet beautiful was left with her mother.

However, the record of the birth of Azure Makoto, who was supposed to be the twin brother, cannot be found in the album. It's just a little birdie mistake, and it might actually be left on a different album.

However, if the bird's instincts were true, where did the man called Aoi Makoto come from?

His real parents are. How did you get picked up by the Aoi family? Is it just a relative relationship?

No, that's not what matters.

I don't know if the cherry blossoms know this fact. But either way, with the fact that there is no blood connection, the cherry blossoms are allowed to be joined with my brother Yudou, even though she is my sister. It's legally and ethically permissible.

Let me do it, Aoi Makoto, that man is a bird thing.

I will never give up. The first love of a small bird, the opponent of fate.

Aoi Makoto, there was no other man worthy of a small bird.

He who stands in the way will not be forgiven. I have no mercy.

Tomorrow, my best friend Na-chan and my sister's cherry blossoms will all be kicked down, and this little bird will get him.

It is the will and pure desire of the little bird, which remains unchanged in this dungeon survival. The real goddess was on my side.

It's the birds that win. It's these little birds that get everything.

"----Hey, True Lord Azure." It's been a long time, I've been waiting for you. "

That's why you won't forgive me. You're the only one who can forgive me.

Let's start the last class meeting----

Momokawa Kotaro.

How can this fucking zakomob bastard stand to lose to an inferior species like you, this birdie!!