Jujutsushi Wa Yuusha Ni Narenai

"-It's great to be alive."

I got my whole life in nine deaths.

I don't know how long I've been asleep. Still, I guess I wasn't unconscious for that long, thinking that the carcass of an armored bear lying somewhere on the earth was intact and that no wild animal or another demon had appeared that smelled of blood.

Tummy wounds, bleeding has stopped for now. The abdomen was dry, my own blood paste and dos black, but when I touched it, I found scabs on the wounds on my quadrimus. Once again, when a scab so big can be made into its own body, it becomes war-torn.

Speaking of which, I remember hearing what you said about bear claws being so germs that if you take a blow, the infection sucks better than the wound. No way, just my saliva when I brushed it with my mouth, it's perfectly disinfectable and detoxifying... no, I can't help thinking about it now. Let's hope it's okay.

"Ugh... hey, flirting..."

Well, you can't feel raw joy forever. It's only dangerous to stay on this spot. If a carnivorous creature shows up, even if it's not an armored bear, I don't have one right now.

But where should we run off to now? No, I can tell the direction itself by the compass function, but how long before we get to the pivotal dungeon...

"Oh, yeah, dungeons!

There's a dead classmate named Takashima, doesn't that mean this is the starting point for the dungeon? According to my guess, that's what's supposed to happen.

But I don't know how you saw it, but it looks like it's in the same woods as before.

"- There it is!

Looking around again, I realized there was a rock temple right around the corner. The surface where the moss grows is intertwined, and it's hard to tell by the green of the forest, but once you realize it, you won't lose sight of it.

The rectangular building, about four metres high, claims to be a definite artifact in this deep forest. This must be the entrance to the dungeon.

Still, I was really confused earlier about overlooking this one. But because I succeeded in defeating the armored bear, I can assume that he was exercising great driving and action.

Oh, maybe I, the kid who can do great things.

That's how I tried to make my way to the temple of the dungeon in self-admiration, it was then.

- Seriously, it's out in the woods.

Sounds familiar, I heard voices. It was undisputed, emanating from inside the temple... that is, someone from my classmate was about to show up here.

"Hey! Somebody's here!

Anyone at this time. It is an unparalleled sense of security that there are the same people in such a dangerous zone where monsters walk wide.

In the meantime, let's honestly rejoice that we were able to rendezvous with our classmates.

"Ah? Peach River? What are you, alive?"

Appearing from beyond the dim temple were piercings on brown hair, bad students. It's Kyouya Suguchi.

"Uh, Peach River, are you there? Oh, my God!

The next person to show up was Lori, Raina A. Ayase, a blonde twin tail.

"Ho, really! Kotaro!?

And the last thing that showed up was my friend with the width.

"Win!?

"Oooh! Kotaro, you're safe!

Seung Saito. Before the fattest friend I've ever known, it's time for me to catch up with joy and relief at the level of tears.

'Cause I guess so, because this also means more trustworthy people have been given a vocation than simply relieved to meet people. If there were three of them on the boulder, they would have gained useful vocations such as warriors and flaming magicians. No way, a spellman can wear it.

Besides, my ability as a magician, if you have an ally to fight for, let me live.

"Hey, wait, Peach River."

That's when my leg stopped trying to rush over with joy. No, they stopped me.

I flew to my feet, by a single knife. Critically, if I had stepped in even three centimeters more, I would have ripped my toes off with each of these upper shoes.

"Nah..."

"Hey! What are you doing, mumbling!?

In my place, Victor was screaming.

"Sassay, put on the sun, you fucking fat fuck. Teme, shut up and get the big ass core that's rolling there."

"Kotaro was alive! We have to help..."

"So Temehe dies instead? Ah?"

From the back pocket of my pants - I guess, I barely saw it. It was the mouth that instantly took out the butterfly knife and stuck its sharp blade in Sheng's throat.

"There's three of us now, don't forget it."

"Hey, wait a minute! Why are you breaking up with me? Now we can all help each other."

"Ha, Peach River, Temeye, are you boiling your head?

The most obvious complaint I screamed was laughed at with my nose.

"No, when or haven't you read the e-mail? You don't realize, you're too smart."

I didn't want a knife after all, and he pulled the knife out of the win, laughing spirally.

"Saito, you're not bossy, so just take a rose and bring the core. I'll take care of Peach River. Oh, Rayna's waiting inside. Oh, you don't want to see blood, do you?

I don't know what it is, but we're obviously moving in the wrong direction. And the situation is being flushed, too.

Seung turned his face bright blue and began to proceed to the carcass of the armored bear, following the orders of his mouth.

And Raina, who was told to "wait" with a disgusting cat whisper, pulled into the back of the temple with an unfamiliar face, despite this somewhere unusual atmosphere.

"Well, Peach River, no evil, but die for me. I just want to thank you for killing that dickhead. Delicious prey, treat."

And the mouth, with a fierce grin with a real intent to kill, walked up to me with a butterfly knife in one hand.

"Eh, hey, wait! Wait, why would I..."

"Hey, don't move. I'll kick you in the steeple in one shot and make it easy for you. Don't ruin my tenderness."

I'm kidding, but I'm never kidding, I mean it. I can tell by instinct. The mouth really comes close like this and stabs me. As a matter of course, no hesitation, no regrets.

In fact, the blade had already been swung up.

"Come on, die flashy."

"If you stab me, you'll die, too, with the power of a magician!

My mouth stopped.

"Teme... don't be ridiculous."

Then why did you stop? The mouth is clearly alert. Yes, even he already knows that he has the supernatural power of a vocation.

"Keep all the damage you've eaten and bounce it back to your opponent. That's what I do."

Carin, and there was a tall sound, and the butterfly knife folded. There's a fist holding a knife that holds a blade and holds only a pattern.

"Buha!?

It burst into my face. Ouch, more surprised by the shock.

"- Ha! Shit, you're serious, damn it!

In front of me, there was a curb on my face, just like me. Wonderful, even a poor boy like me wouldn't lose a beating if he had a 'pain back'.

Fortunately, neither the nose bone nor the front teeth have been broken. Instead, I felt a nosebleed coming through. Nothing. No, I don't even have to use a nice tampon like this.

"Hey, Higuchi-san, Kotaro..."

"Come on, fat guy! Teme, shut up and keep your core!

Seung looked somewhere horrible because I wasn't killed the way I was.

But instead of stopping the murderous act of the mouth, I only exhort dissatisfaction and distrust in the appearance of a friend who is merely following his promises. Mr. Taguchi, what is it? You can't win, you can't count on it.

Explain it to me.

"Peach River, lick your mouth."

"You already know what I'm capable of. If you stab me, you'll die this time!

The angry emotions on his face are so clear that his blood vessels seem clean. But he doesn't seem stupid enough to wave a knife with that anger. I'm glad it didn't end badly that I fell with him like this.

"... Shit, okay, I'll tell you"

After a few seconds of silence, the mouth opened. Words alone seemed reluctant, and so on, but for some reason, I even started laughing again, as if my drinks had dropped completely.

I only have a bad feeling about it, but now there's nothing else than listening.

"It's a necessary item to move Heavenly Delivery Gate, Core. Take it from the demons that are dying there, directly from the inside."

Looking sideways, Seung had fished the body of an armored bear with one hand of the knife. The knife in your hand has a strangely old-fashioned design, unlike the butterfly in your mouth. Speaking of which, the knife the mouth has thrown is in the same shape... did you get it in the dungeon?

Still, there's no way I can successfully swallow an armored bear covered in a hard crust with one of those knives. I guess I know that too. He had given up pulling off his crust and sticking his hand through the wounds on his abdomen ready to be applied to blood and fat.

I wonder if I can get a core or something like that - I don't know.

"Oh, there it is! Gotcha!

Apparently, they caught it. On his right hand, where the blood was sticking, was a bright red gem that emitted a dazzling glow.

"That's the core..."

"Nice, I'm just sketching, and the core is deadbeat!

There seems to be a large and small difference between the cores that can be taken from demons, based on the appearance of mouthwaters such as delightful surfaces. Perhaps core is the crystal of magical energy. If there is magic, there should be energy source magic to establish it.

And the Heavenly Gate, which has a magical function of warping away, also needs some magic to activate it. The car ran out of gas, though.

"I took down the armored bear, so that core is my thing"

It was a natural claim. The core is an essential key item for escape, so I'm definitely sorry to give it to you.

"Hey, Saito, retreat, we're going back to the dungeon."

Instead of listening, however, the mouth turned its back in total disregard.

Seung, as he was told, walks right next to his mouth with his core in his hand. When you look at me for a moment, you look away.

Even if I didn't say anything, I was handing that red core to the mouth.

"Don't be ridiculous!

"Hey, Peach River, Teme, the power that can take the core back from me, is that it?

His face was distorted by the devil's grin, and his mouth looked back. Showing off the bloodstained core.

Shit... he's spotting that I don't have the ability to attack.

"Did you play the magician? I don't care what you ask. It's good for killing, isn't it? Hey Peach River, dude, you're annoying, you think this fucking DQN is, like, geeky teme. Ha. It was, try to kill me now. With the power of a magician, curse me to death!

There's no way I can do that, I'm sure of it. Fact is, I can't. I had no words to return. [M]

"Hihaha! You can't do that, can you? You can't, eh! Hey, I'm a magician, you fucking genius. That big guy just happened to be killed because of his abilities."

Half right and half wrong, you fucking DQN.

"I'll keep the core, Teme. I'll just watch it there. Don't resist, there are three of us - oh, shit, yeah, what the hell, why didn't you notice such an easy trick, me?"

Oh, and with a deliberately frightened face, I waxed my pointed brown hair and stuttered it. I've come up with something, something that's not even Rokuro, it must be.

"Saito, you little peach river mess"

It sucked. "Pain Return" will only bounce the damage back to the target you have attacked. Even if Sheng punches me, my mouth doesn't hurt or itch.

"Oh, well, that's..."

"Tell him to do it fast. Until I cry, beat him up, don't stop! Oh, what line is that? Well, you like it, do you?

Seung is obviously confused. But that's all. Just hesitate, if you say so in your mouth, I'll do it. Beat me up. Always.

"Seung... are you threatened?"

"... sorry, Kotaro"

You don't have to ask. Okay. The victory is weaker than the mouth. Normal fights aren't as good as you, Heavenly Door, but you can't beat a tappy mouth there. Even a wooden knife, a knife, would be impossible.

And you've earned your vocation, and now you can't win.

He came to stab me without hesitation. Probably already killed someone. I'm familiar with it. He's ready for murder.

If you hold your life, people listen to anything. I have to ask. As a matter of course, so will I.

I can understand it - but

"Damn... even if we're friends, this is what it's like..."

I can't believe I was convinced. If I was betrayed, I shouldn't have resented you, I didn't.

"Kotaro, I'm sorry!

It hurt. That fist is a lot more than a blow to the armored bear, than a blow to the mouth. My cheek and my heart. [M]

Horseback riding to me when I fell, Victor waves his fist over and over again.

"Sorry... sorry..."

I cry. Me and Victory. That's right, because they're both eating facial punches equally. It doesn't matter what the mount position is.

My right cheek swells. My left cheek also swells. My nose bled out again. Each other, full of creativity.

"Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you, the Heavenly Delivery Gate here can only be sent by three people."

At the bottom of the anguish and humiliation, the last convinced.

Oh, well, can only three help? That's why I, the fourth person, can't help. I don't want to help.

"If Peach River wasn't a fucking magician, but a healer or something, I wouldn't be able to use it - I threw this fat guy away and made him one of us."

Ha, they say victory, you, throw away the pawn. Not if you're beating me up. Be angry. If you have the pride of a man, get ready to strike him in the mouth!

Now that I have no choice but to crack into friendship, all that evil comes to mind.

"Hey, good for you, Saito, your friend is in a cuss-like profession. Thanks to Kotaro Kun becoming a magician, I couldn't help but get rid of him - so don't hit him with gratitude. No, really, you, I had a good friend, I envy you."

Shit, shit, shit!

I will curse you, I will curse you, I will, I will curse you to death! I'll kill you with a curse!

"Ha... ha... hi, Mister Haguchi... no more..."

"Ha ha! You're so handsome, Saito!

A mouthful pointing to the swollen face and bursting with laughter. Damn, that's how my face looks now too...

"Oh, please... I will..."

"Uh, okay, okay. You can't just stab Todome, you have no choice."

It would be a shame to lose a boulder like this in exchange for my life. Ha, such a submissive slave, that would be useful if it were there.

I looked in contempt and missed the victory retreating from the top of my body. It's heavy, you fat fuck. Next thing you know, I'll curse you.

"Bye, Peach River, by the next time I see you, I'll figure out how to kill you. I don't care if the demons eat me. - Pep."

Finally, he spit in my face, and his mouth walked away to the dungeon.

Damn, damn...... it's just uncomfortable, they won't give me back my pain.

"Always... curse to death, do it..."

I can say as much with my mouth. But now I just can't help but see the two of them off in tears.

The worst motherfucker and a friend of the back-cutter.

I will not forgive you. I will never forgive you.