Jujutsushi Wa Yuusha Ni Narenai

Episode 179: Ritsuki Iyama

My name is Ritsuki Ip.

"Ritsuki," not "relight." It's kind of a vulgar DQN name or a sparkling name, but, well, if you're as refreshingly handsome as me, it's just one of those little personalities, like?

Yes, what a trivial name. As a person, it is the overall power of appearance (look), ability (specs), and character (heart) that determines your value as a man.

In that regard, how about me?

First of all, your face, needless to say, is handsome. My face in the bathroom mirror doesn't look like shit. Hey, it's regrettable that not a single girl who can show face at this time exists so far.

Besides, I don't even imitate just the way I was born. My hair is set every morning, and I wear perfume lightly. What's a man's hobby?

Next thing you know, I'm usually high spec without complaining. Academic achievement was perfect when I passed that famous private White Ridge school...... Ah? Alternate pass? That's me, I had a bad stomach when I entered the exam.

Besides, men aren't just heads, physical abilities, motor nerves are more important in hot. And I'm better at sports than at studying.

Whatever you say, ace of basketball club immobilization. I've been a regular stammer for three years in middle school. Since entering the White Ridge...... well, only schools with martial arts in boulders and the level of the basketball club is pretty high, so I couldn't be a regular from a year...

No, no, I knew the most important thing was the contents, the personality.

No matter how perfect Superman is, I don't know about blunt bastards like Yudo Aoshi or me bastards like Ryuichi Tendo.

But I'm not! I don't go through all the favors of a girl like Aoshi, and on the contrary, with trivial words and deeds, I can detect that itchy love heart for you - so I think it's time for someone in our class legion of beautiful girls to snuggle up on me?

Well, wait, don't rush me. I'm still in high school. This is the real deal. The school festival is just around the corner, and the winter ball tournament is basketball, which is my single stadium. While appealing to the existence of a true handsome man named me, it will be definitively obvious that there will be an event when the distance from the woman approaches suddenly.

Yes, my rosy high school life is coming up - yes, I thought so.

"Yuck... this is seriously yuck..."

No matter where you look from, it's in the woods.

A chime, and I thought the morning homeroom would begin, a abrupt declaration of a different world summons. In the collapsing classroom, as one classmate after another fell into the unknown darkness at the bottom, I was the only one who said that I had stood by the cleaning utensil box that was in the corner... at last it also reached its limit, and I fell into the dark too.

This is a dream. It would be in the futon or elbowed at a desk in the classroom when I woke up.

That's what I thought, but when I woke up, it was in the woods.

Where are you, seriously? Where are you?

"A magical other world... you're a wusso..."

It was such a sudden event that I only heard a mysterious broadcast half way through the talk, but he did say something like that.

What kind of setup is that? Even elementary school kids aren't fooled these days, but from that classroom collapse, you have to believe more than just being thrown out into the woods like this.

"Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh..."

Frequently.

Whether you look to the right or to the left, there are just plants and trees that don't know their names.

"Survival life all of a sudden... I can't, I'm just a sportsman playing basketball, and I don't specialize in the outdoors"

I'm good at camping experience at Forest School and then barbecueing at Kawahara. In this deep forest, it would not work without bee survival, like sipping muddy water and catching and eating snakes and frogs.

Shit, seriously, this is bad. If you stay like this, you'll drown wild without being able to do anything.

"Ah, well, speaking of which!?

I flashed here, I'm still a genius!

"Nantka, tell me, you can have magical powers!

I rush over the bag and reluctantly retrieve the notebook with the magic formation and spell I wrote down because everyone is doing it. But the story is that if you use this, you can get magic.

"I don't believe in occults or anything. I'm just the type... just now please, God!

It's our Zen Buddhism, but whatever, please, God. I can turn this critical situation upside down. Give me some magic! I feel exactly like a ten-series chatter. Please, SSR, come!

Skilled 'Spiritualist'

"Micro Spirit Servant": Still, little children. But these kids are always right next to you. Look, you can deafen your ears and hear everybody.

"Spirit Summoners": If you call, they will come. Because no matter how far away you are, your mind is connected.

"Spirit Language Decryption/Order": Just a little, but I can talk to you. Give him your heart, give him your voice. Your feelings, I'm sure they'll arrive.

……

What's this poem kind of explanation?

Hey, how about this? Wait a minute, I'm a complete novice to magic and stuff, so I don't know if you can explain it properly.

I'm a spirit in the first place. I don't see him like that, and, of course, I don't hear him.

I told you I could hear you if you listened.

"Yes, no, wait, calm down, it's still awesome, it's not time to panic... yes, let's try the one called summons, summons"

Calling the Spirit first. Talk to the Spirit from there. OK? I'm sure if I call it, more and more powerful glowing gods will appear without interruption.

"All right, fine...... come on, Spirit!

But nothing happened.

"Come! Come, Spirit!

But nothing happened.

"Come, come! Please, come, Mr. Spirit!

But nothing,

"Please, whatever you want, come, Spirit..."

Nothing, it won't happen!

"What... what do you mean? Could I have been fooled?

If nothing happens so far, I think that magic and spirits and such fantasies don't exist from Hannah in the first place.

No, it's more difficult to be real. You're supposed to get some magic power, but you totally lost the whole thing by letting me be a spiritual magician that doesn't happen to this thing.

"This is some kind of mistake... try again, resemara..."

But the magic formation of the notebook I used once showed no reaction, no matter how desperate I was to scream a spell.

"Chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi!

Having reached the limit of my patience so unreasonably, I break unresponsive notes into billies to the point of being angry. Yeah, mon like this, it's got to be on ass wiping paper too!

"Hey, what are you doing, you scammer? Are you incapacitated?

My scream also just sounds vain as the pieces of paper in my torn notebook are caught and scattered by the wind. It cools quickly, such as the anger of eight hits.

"Hey, hey, seriously, what am I supposed to do with this..."

More and more anxiety. I know it would suck if I stayed in such a deep forest, but I don't know what to do now, and I'm not sure I can do something about it.

The only thing I have right now is an incapacity named Spiritualist and a bag with a textbook. Substantially, equals nothing.

"I mean, where are the other guys... maybe I'm not the only one off..."

Sure, I think the dungeon said something about this. But wherever I'm from, it's just a forest, and I don't see anything like a cave or a ruin or anything like that I saw in the game.

Everyone in the class may have gained the power of their vocation and have already started a fun dungeon offense like RPG. But I'm the only one off and alone.

Yes, actually, I'm alone right now.

Once you have such a worst imagination, more and more anxiety will push you. This, alone in a place like this, you can't possibly do it!

"Yes, if you call for help!

Genius flashing again. I was in my pocket with a quick move like a gunman. Pull out the smartphone.

"Ke, out of range......"

Too merciless out-of-area display. But if this is a different world that is not Earth, it is also natural.

"Are you alone... am I alone..."

Is it sad, this is the end of the modern age where you can only connect with people on SNS? Smartphones can't get through, just that. They're attacked by isolated loneliness from the world.

No, this is a bee metaphorical expression, and I'm physically left alone. I can't count on anyone's help. Mazimuri, I think I cut my wrist.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh..."

A sense of hopelessness that I can't help. Unexpectedly, tears creep up.

Pity as a man? Then try to get into the same situation as me. Like this, I'm not a girl anymore, I'm gonna cry!

"Ugh... duh, what am I gonna do... I, like, can't live..."

I started crying like a kid, just then.

Clams, and bushes shake.

"So there's someone out there!? Hey, help me, I'm here!

I looked up instantly and I screamed.

There is no shame in being seen crying unnecessarily. There's someone, I'm not alone. It just shouldn't seem like a glimmer of light just came out of it.

And as if to live up to my hopes, I showed up snuggly with the gutters and the bushes.

"Pgug, guar"

Slightly, a dumb squeal, it was a bear.

"Ku, bear...... is that it?

When it comes to a big human beast dressed in light brown fur and standing up on two legs, I just think of it as a bear. But oddly enough, his head is huge, he has long ears like a rabbit, and most importantly, he looks more like a stuffed animal than a real bear with a real face.

However, rather than being as cute as a teddy bear, it has a slightly sharp and busy eye.

"Uh, could there be anyone in there?

"Puga!"

At Koitsu Wearing Guru, I thought that when I heard it, it was a bit of a stinging chirp that came back.

When Gwah opened his mouth and raised his voice, he saw that his mouth had a vid that was not a creation, and seriously, he made me understand that he was a kind of real bear.

Again, the claws on the hands and feet are quite sharp, and the texture of the fur is too real.

It doesn't make any difference how much it looks like to be a real bear. And humans can't win if bears attack them.

At least, I can't have the courage to punch him on the tip of his nose and let him repel him like this hunter's jizzy.

"Ah, ah, ababa..."

Is this true that you are speechless?

I didn't know if I thought someone was there and called them out loud, I'd be framed for calling bears from different worlds. What an idiot I am.

But what we do now is more important than blaming ourselves a few seconds ago.

At least I can't run away without waving my eyes.

Bears say they have faster legs than humans, but before that, I can't even walk instead of my legs trembling and running on gack guts. Instead of your feet, your whole body doesn't move like it's stiff.

"Pugu, pugaga!

"Hiya!?

No matter how worn you look, you're bigger than me, and if this bear hits you with a fair width, there's not a single one.

Before a bear who strips his fangs and raises a voice of intimidation, just a human being is too helpless.

"Ha, ha, yeah, I pretend to be dead at times like this"

Genius flashes, third time.

Yes, when it comes to what to do when a bear strikes you, it's decided to pretend to be dead, ancient and present. Pretending to be dead to a bear, being so famous, I'm sure it'll work for bears in different worlds.

"Gu, gu... he's dead..."

While in this earthquake, my divine acting skills have been demonstrated, creating a truly natural death. Slowly on the dirt I lay on the ground and close my eyes firmly.

Now, he's dead for now, even wild bears will know that.

Come on, the prey's dead. What do you say, now give up and the bear must go away - Flirt

"Pgug."

Feel the bear snort. This, Koitsu, are you sure he's dead?!?

Or, or give me a break...

……

I get that this is where my patience is, and I desperately press my breath to death as I feel signs of a bear fumbling at my nose tip in the bin.

Please, please, just miss it!

Pelo.

"Hiccup!?

I raised my voice normally. No, because he suddenly licks his cheek...

"... pkuk"

"Hey, what are you laughing at..."

Bear pepper attacks have made my perfect dead pretense visible.

I opened my eyes perfectly, and there was a bear face in front of me that looked like it, laughed to make a fool of me somewhere.

"Chi, Chisho... Kill me. Yikes! Hey, what's up, eat up!

Humans, when they get cornered, they get really fucked.

I couldn't possibly tell you what to say, but I was screaming at the bear.

"Eat it! Eat it, Conoyah!

"Pkuk...... ta, ta...... Tabenai"

"... ah?

"Tabenaiyo"

"Shh, talked ahhhhhhhhh!?

One day, in the woods. I met a talking bear.

"Hahaha, what are you, a good guy!

"Puck, I don't like it"

To the just right fallen tree around there, me and the bear were sitting as friendly as a bench, making a really friendly first contact.

"Boulders are magical otherworlds. I didn't know bears could talk."

"Me, Chaberrell"

It's catacotto, like a suspicious outsider, but I do understand what the bear says. To the ear, I only sound like I'm barking at Gaugau, but the wonder and its meaning makes me understand to the extent of Katakoto Japanese in my head.

So, if you talk to me, he's just curious to get close to thinking that the bear has no intention of attacking me, just some weird guy he's never seen. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, isn't it impotent to split Yamato boy's charm between chatty bears from different worlds?

Anyway, if you speak Japanese, you can communicate with the bear.

"I, Ritsuki Iyama, what about you?

"Me, Namae, Nye"

"Seriously, why?

"Namae, motel, bosdake"

"Heh, like some tough toko in a herd society? I get it. You know, the bottom end is hard in every world."

When I worked part-time in the family, I didn't even have a full-time job, but a guy like Byte Leader looked like a great conductor. If I were a freelancer and student part-timer, I'd think students would be better off in the future.

"Mullet, Modrenai"

"Oh, maybe you're lost. What are you doing with me?"

"Me, Bosnimaketa. Murray, Dell. Human Day Kill"

Oh, something like that, I've heard it on a documentary show about the system chasing wildlife I saw when I was a kid.

Fighting around the boss's throne is common in animals that make up a herd, and most of the time, you won't get a good look at losing. There is no safety net in the wild world.

"Well, you had a lot going on too...... no, you shouldn't be negative here! We need to think more positively. Uh, look, there's nothing more to bind you to, it's freedom! You're a lonely lonely wolf!

"Me, wolf?

"No, it's not a wolf."

Bears aren't animals that live in flocks in the first place. Is the ecology different because it is a different world?

"Either way, it's inconvenient that you don't have a name, and you want me to give you a cool name?

"Namae"

"Yeah, yeah, name, okay? I'm so good at this stuff."

"Namae, Hoshi. Relight, Tanom"

"Okay buddy. All right, what's your name..."

The name stands for the body, but you're right. Lilite, you can tell me that the handsome man named me really brilliantly embodies the high-sense name. The boulder is my parents. Never refused to be influenced by the character of a comic book that was popular at the time.

Anyway, I want to give this bear a great name.

The encounter was a dead pretence, but I could still talk to him and it made my mind feel much easier. I was sobbing until just now. I can only think of myself as an asshole, so much so that I can reflect that I was disturbed, that I am now calm.

So with all that grace, I'll tease you about the coolest naming.

It feels like a sloppy dress, but it doesn't make a difference that it's a real bear. Then I still want to push strength, wildness, something forward. Most importantly, he is a lonely man who will live as a bear after his flock. I'd rather include a sad image of such a man.

Then, um, considering the light brown fur color of his...

"Your name is Kinako!

"Kinako."

"Yes, it's a kinaco!

This pale brown colour looks exquisitely kinako. If it stays round, it's going to look like a cake.

It feels a little uneven about how cool it is, but once you call it, it's going to stick something awesome, so you'll be right about this. There's no mistake in my naming sense.

"Me, Kinako. Yi, Kinako, Yi."

"All right, all right, you seem to like it, more than anything."

Is it floating, or is Kinako barely sowing his body? Plus, long rabbits are shaking. Where joyful emotions are leaking across the body, isn't it pretty?

"So, Kinako, what are you going to do now?

"Me, Hittori, Tavisul. Moli, Del Camo"

"Ooh, seriously!? You can't get out of this forest!

"Moli, Heroic. Soto, Mot Heroi, Kiita"

"Oh well, you've decided that there's a world you haven't seen yet!

And if you went through this deep forest, there might even be people. That way, you won't have any trouble with your immediate life.

If you're with Kinako, well, you can afford a penny if you're even on the street arts.

"Me, Mowik. Relight, Saraba"

He rose completely from the fallen tree and seemed to regret it, but in a definite foothold he was ready, Kinako started walking sta on two legs.

"Oh, hey, wait! I'm coming too, I'm coming with you, just wait, Kinako!

If we leave here, we go back to being alone again. More importantly, Kinaco is leaving this forest.

Besides following me with you, my options are unlikely!

"Relight, Isho, Icuka"

"Whoa, Kinako, let's go with me, to the outside world!

Thus, I decided to travel with a talking bear named Kinako.