Juvenile Medical God

After seeing Qin Lang hang up the phone, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang: "It seems that you are preparing to catch this flying monkey, but I want to know, how can you catch such a lawless monkey?"

"No matter how powerful the monkey is, he can't turn the palm of his hand like a Buddha." Qin Lang chuckled, "Although I am not a Buddha, but this monkey is not the Monkey King, so I want to catch it, the possibility is still relatively high. , But only if it should not leave Xiayang City. "

"No, do you really catch this monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang asked in surprise. Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge was quite abnormal, he wanted to catch a cunning monkey in such a large urban area as Xiayang City. It's a fantasy!

Even Tao Ruoxiang didn't believe it, Han Xuan even more didn't believe it, she sighed: "When I knew that a monkey had stolen the briefcase, I had already accepted my destiny, and I could only be considered unlucky. Just one night Even if you catch a person like a needle in a haystack, let alone a monkey who can climb trees and climb houses. "

"Teacher Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you, if I caught this monkey, how would you reward me?" Qin Lang asked Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.

"Mr. Qin, if you can catch the monkey and get the briefcase back for me, I will thank you very well!" Han Xuan said vowedly, but she never thought that Qin Lang was not at all interested in her promise. .

Therefore, Qin Lang still stared at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her statement.

"If you can help Xuan Xuan get the briefcase back, I will really convince you!"

"What's the use of serving me." Qin Lang said with a smile, "This doesn't count."

"If Mr. Qin wins, Xiangxiang, you promise to date him." Han Xuan finally said something that seemed to Qin Lang to be "human words".

"Don't joke, I am his teacher!" Tao Ruoxiang gave Han Xuan a glance, and then said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help Xuan Xuan get things back, I will invite you to dinner."

"Eating? It's just eating? Teacher Tao, please come to your reward to be a little creative, okay." Qin Lang said absently.

"If you don't agree, you'll get it!" Tao Ruoxiang snorted dissatisfiedly, "Why do you let me treat me to dinner?"

"Okay, let's eat. However, it must be invited alone, I don't want to be the same as last time, and there are crap sticks in it." Qin Lang proposed his own conditions.

"Okay, I promise you." Tao Ruoxiang made some concessions properly. She was also forced to help. Qin Lang was too cunning, and Tao Ruoxiang didn't want to put herself in.

"Two of you, please don't patronize me, please help me solve the problem first?" Han Xuan is still concerned about her troubles. If the problem cannot be solved, she will tell the decent job completely Bye bye, don't even think about the things you do.

Han Xuan's vanity has always been very strong. If she can't even keep her job, where does her vanity come from? Then what else can she compare with Tao Ruoxiang, a sister?

"I have a sense in my heart." Qin Lang was a little irritated by Han Xuan, but looking at Tao Ruoxiang's face, Qin Lang started the monkey hunting.

Qin Lang first called Han Sanqiang and asked him to arrange five or six younger brothers on every street in Xiayang City, and then waited for his orders.

Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan thought Qin Lang had any good ideas. As a result, Qin Lang called Han Sanqiang to arrange. He thought that Qin Lang only used the tactics of the sea and waited for the rabbits. His confidence in Qin Lang suddenly fell to the bottom.

Qin Lang also saw that these two had insufficient confidence in himself, and he said with a smile: "Do n’t judge too quickly, the next arrangement is the key-well, the audio file has been downloaded to the phone, we can start Now. "

"What audio file?" Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.

"Do you want to hear it now?" Qin Lang smiled at Tao Ruoxiang.

Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that there was nothing good, but her curiosity still prevailed, so she nodded and said, "Sell less, let's talk about what audio files you downloaded."

"Do you really want to listen?"

"Less nonsense!" Tao Ruoxiang said impatiently.

Qin Lang had no choice but to open the audio file that had just been downloaded. Suddenly, a strange "scream" of monkeys sounded on Qin Lang's mobile phone. Although it was a monkey's voice, Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan both heard "Inside the Strings"-

This is not an ordinary monkey's cry at all, but a monkey's cry. Spring or the sound of cheering during mating!

Hearing this voice, Tao Ruoxiang's face suddenly turned red, even his ears were red, and his heart was even blaming Qin Lang. This guy is shameless, and he has such a perverted hobby.

Although Han Xuan is more open in this respect, but some people can't stand Qin Lang's behavior, this guy actually downloads this kind of audio, which is simply a superb little bitch.

"Not yet turned off!"

Tao Ruoxiang almost got angry.Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxian had a bad complexion, and quickly turned off the audio, and then explained, "Please do n’t look at me with colored eyes, okay? I do n’t have perverted hobbies in this regard, but I play against the medicine to clean up the one." Flying Monkey's preparation! According to the current research results, not only the calls of human females will stimulate the opposite sex excitement, thereby promoting the opposite sex to reach ** quickly, and monkeys are also outstanding in this respect. Because animals such as monkeys and orangutans mate The number of times is very frequent, and the male has multiple partners at the same time, so the female monkey must find a way to squeeze the sperm of the male monkey, and this method is to 'scream'. "

Qin Lang paused, seeing that the two women had listened in, and then said in the popular science tone: "Studies have shown that when monkeys, orangutans, etc. mate, if the female does not 'scream', the probability of the male releasing sperm is less than 100%. Tenth, on the contrary, it can reach 80%. Therefore, many female monkeys are masters in this area, they know how to poke the desire of male monkeys. "

"Do you want to use that cry to lead that monkey out?" Tao Ruoxiang seemed to understand Qin Lang's thoughts.

"Teacher Tao is really clever!" Qin Lang nodded with a smile, "I let people play similar audio with mobile phones on every street, and it will definitely attract the attention of the 'flying monkey', as a person who often lives alone in the city. 1. A monkey that has been out of the monkeys for a long time and has no desire to vent. It must be very eager for comfort from the opposite sex, so it will definitely show up! "

Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan were dumbfounded, turning from the previous contempt for Qin Lang to awe:

Such a creative idea is probably only a "queer flower" like Qin Lang can come up with.Moreover, the key is that this idea is still highly feasible!

"Play on the phone, can the flying monkey hear it?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.

"Relax, there are people playing in every block, and it will definitely hear. Although the sound of the phone is not high, the monkey must be very sensitive to this kind of sound, and it will definitely hear it. Not to mention, I ca n’t always use high notes. Let ’s play the sound with the speakers? ”Qin Lang explained again, and then said,“ Okay, let ’s go out of the hotel first. Whether it ’s useful or not will be clear in a moment! ”