Juvenile Medical God

Mating, mating and progeny are the instincts of the species. Even the longest human being can't control this instinct, let alone a hungry and impatient monkey.

After being reminded by Lu Qingshan, Qin Lang roughly understood the details of this monkey: a male monkey, who was hungry because he stayed beside his owner for many years, so this monkey must definitely vent.

And Qin Lang's human tactics quickly worked together. Although it was not obvious to play the monkey's calls on the street with mobile phones, it was difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, but it was able to attract the attention of monkeys.This is not because the monkey's hearing is much stronger than people's, but because the focus is different. For example, a person who advocates nature, he can even hear the sound of insects in noisy cities. This is because he is not concerned about those noises. It's a natural sound.

Shortly after Qin Lang came downstairs, it was about 20 minutes. Han Sanqiang called and said that his man found a black monkey in a sycamore tree on a street in the north of the city.

"Hook!"

Qin Lang laughed and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Teacher Tao, go to Pioneer Road in the north of the city, the monkey has already appeared."

"Really?" Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan couldn't believe it. Qin Lang's dirty trick actually succeeded.

"You know when you go," Qin Lang said. "Hurry up, otherwise the monkey will be in trouble."

Upon hearing this, Tao Ruoxiang hurriedly started the car and quickly rushed up the street.

Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills are quite good, and within ten minutes, he has reached Pioneer Road.

Subsequently, a van approached, and a person walked out to Qin Lang's car and described the situation with him, saying that a monkey was hidden in the lush foliage of the sycamore trees on both sides of Pioneer Road. This monkey was very cunning, and The movement is very small, and the pedestrians on the street have not noticed its existence. If it were not for Qin Lang's special explanation to let these people pay attention to the hiding place of the monkeys, I am afraid they would hardly find that there was a monkey among the branches.

"Okay, give it to me. You will be around for the first time." Qin Lang told the man.

At this time, other people have turned off the audio of the mobile phone, but Qin Lang opened the audio file. Because they are the same audio file, Qin Lang believes that the monkey must not know that he has changed a "monkey".

Sure enough, after hearing this cry, Qin Lang saw the branches and leaves at the top of the sycamore tree moving in the wind, and there was definitely something in the shuttle.

"Sister Han, it's up to you to perform." Qin Lang said to Han Xuan.

"What's the performance?" Han Xuan wondered.

"Don't you just buy a furry monkey toy? Use this monkey toy to seduce that Sao monkey! You should be better at this." Qin Lang's words implied that Tao Ruoxiang stared at Qin Lang fiercely, but this fellow turned a blind eye.

Han Xuan also felt that Qin Lang was weird, but she didn't have much time to think about it. She took out the monkey's doll and opened the window, extended one foot of the monkey out of the window, and gently Shaking.

"Hey-what are you doing?" Qin Lang asked Han Xuan.

"Don't you want me to seduce that Sao monkey?" Han Xuan asked back.

"Seduce it with one leg?" Qin Lang couldn't help crying or laughing.

"What do you know." Han Xuan explained, "To get Meilu's thighs. Women's legs are originally very lethal weapons, but many people are not good at using them. I think that monkeys are similar to people, it should be the same. Right. "

"I hope you are right." Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is solid, he really doesn't know how female monkeys show their "sex. Sense". I only hope that Han Xuan is right. This monkey also has foot fetish.

Moreover, in Qin Lang ’s view, it ’s right to show one leg out, so that the monkey does n’t see that the female monkey is fake. Although the light here is not very bright, in case the monkey has strong eyesight, it ’s a hot eye It's troublesome.

Soon, the branches and leaves on the top of the tree swayed even more. It seemed that the monkey was really attracted / attracted, and it was still a little uncontrollable.

"Hurry up, Sister Han, draw this Sao monkey off!" Qin Lang urged.

The words sounded like Han Xuan seduce the monkey. Han Xuan also heard it at this moment, so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she was embarrassed to think about it with Qin Lang, only to hear it as a monkey toy. Xiao Ban's face was exposed, as if "still holding the lute half-covered."

It may be because the simulated monkey is indeed very similar, and the simulated female monkey is indeed "sexual. Sense", plus the "hot" monkey cry that broke out in Qin Lang's mobile phone, these elements add up together enough The stimulating monkey was crazy.

Sure enough, the Sao monkey finally couldn't resist it, jumped out of the branches and leaves of the plane tree, then jumped from the branch and rushed towards the car window, as if preparing to drag the female monkey out of the window, Then the clouds covered the rain well, but at the moment when the Sao monkey grabbed the thigh of the female monkey, it heard a crackling sound, and then there was the scream of the woman in the car window.

The screaming sound came from Han Xuan. She did n’t expect the monkey to kill the door and snatch the female monkey toy in her hand, but it really scared her. After all, the monkey ’s claws were in the light. The lower part is very sharp, and the legs of the monkey toy are torn in one paw.

However, at this time, the Sao Monkey also felt that it might have been deceived, because this female monkey was fake!Once the monkey king, it was completely irritated. He slapped the car window fiercely, grinned his teeth, and extended his paws to grab Han Xuan, frightened that Han Xuan was really disappointed.

"Dirty beast!"

At this moment, Qin Lang snorted and slammed the monkey's paw with his palm. Qin Lang's palm knife was so powerful that he only heard a click. The monkey's front paw was probably broken. It made a strange call, and then Leaping forward, he jumped into the branch with wounds, and the fleeing escaped, followed by a little red light.

"It ran! It ran!"

Han Xuan said flatly, "It's over, I didn't catch the monkey! This time it's really over-Qin Lang, why didn't you just grab it and hurt it ..."

"Noisy!" Qin Lang snorted. "You can't use your brain to do it. What do you do to seize it? Do you still want to punish him with confessions? Do you know how to communicate with monkeys?"

After being shouted by Qin Lang, Han Xuan was stunned and said a little wrongly: "You made sense, but all the monkeys ran away, don't we have no clue?"

"I let it go on purpose." Qin Lang said quietly.

"Why?" Tao Ruoxiang couldn't help asking, because she was really curious why Qin Lang did this.