Juvenile Medical God

After five minutes, the situation finally made real progress. I saw Zhou Jiang rushing out of the bathroom and rushed directly to Qin Lang, begging: "Mr. Qin, Doctor Qin ... I ’m wrong, I should n’t doubt it. Your medicine ... Since you have diagnosed my illness, there must be a way to treat me, right? "

"You ... I told you a long time ago that you should not be refrained from getting sick." Qin Lang sighed, "If you admit to your illness earlier, you don't have to ask for it. People eat all kinds of grains and get sick and sick. It doesn't matter, the key is to be treated in time if you are sick. Even if you have Hualiu disease, it's not a great thing. "

"You ... Doctor Qin, can you cure my disease?" Zhou Jiang seemed to see the dawn of hope.As a journalist, he certainly knows that Hua Liu disease is not so easy to cure, and once infected, it is a nightmare!

"Don't forget, I am the uncle of Lin Wuchang, the health master." Qin Lang said lightly, seeming to be a little prettier, but it made Zhou Jiang feel that this was a natural expression of the master's style.

No way, this year the celebrities wear tattered clothes, this is called personality; ordinary people wearing this kind of clothes will be regarded as stupid hats.In the same way, ordinary people put on their faces to pretend to be forced; while people with status and patience put on their faces, this is called style.

There is no doubt that at this time in the eyes of Zhou Jiang, Qin Lang is called style and demeanor.

Isn't it right? Zhou Jiang just suspected of defamating Qin Lang, but people didn't care. At this time, he also promised to treat Zhou Jiang's illness.

"Yes, yes, you are Master Lin's uncle, there must be a way to treat my Hua Liu disease!" Zhou Jiang nodded quickly.There is no way, Zhou Jiang has scratched the skin below, and still feels itchy. If he is not treated in time, I am afraid his life will be completely scrapped.

"Well ... there is no problem in treating the disease, but I want to know how you got the disease, so that I can confirm whether it is Hualiu disease." Qin Lang said again, this is Zhou Jiang's own life history.

"This ... this ..."

"If it's embarrassing, you don't have to say it. However, Chinese medicine pays attention to asking questions, if the process of 'ask' is omitted, if there is a deviation, the so-called one thousand miles away, the diagnosis and treatment errors, delaying your condition, This is not so good, "Qin Lang said pretendingly.

"Actually, I went out to drink with my friends before, I drank too much, and then accidentally ... I had a relationship with a few young ladies. This was the case. I didn't expect that ... I was so unlucky that I was" struck. " "Zhou Jiang looked annoyed.

"Oh, to put it this way, my judgment is correct? You did get Hualiu disease because of promiscuity?" Qin Lang nodded slowly. "Since the diagnosis is correct, I will write you an exclusive remedy. Keep it. After you use it, your symptoms will subside within half an hour, and you will heal after a day. "

"Really?" Knowing that she was infected with a sexually transmitted disease, Zhou Jiang was already extremely frustrated, but then heard Qin Lang could heal himself within a day, but suddenly he was overjoyed.People are afraid of the disease. On the one hand, it is very embarrassing to suffer from the disease. On the other hand, it is difficult to heal the disease and it is also contagious. Once infected, it is often endless.However, Zhou Jiang did not expect Qin Lang to be able to cure his disease within a day, and indeed let him breathe a sigh of relief.

"Really." Qin Lang said calmly, "Because you are lucky, I was diagnosed at an early stage, so as long as it is supplemented with the correct therapy, it is not impossible to cure in a day. On the contrary, if you are taboo If you are sick, do not treat it until the condition is very serious, then it will be difficult to heal. Well, I will not talk about the rest, you should pay attention to it in the future, you must cleanse yourself, otherwise you will always encounter long walks at night Going to the ghost, "Zhongzhao" is inevitable-I have already written the prescription, you can try it. Anyway, these things are in our school cafeteria. "

Zhou Jiang took a look at the prescription written by Qin Lang, and his face suddenly became cloudy-

Because there are only three "medicinal materials" written on this prescription, namely garlic, Chaotian pepper and spirits.To use, mash garlic and chili pepper, then apply mixed liquor to the affected area.

Chaotian pepper, garlic, spirits, these three things mixed on the affected area, this is almost a hundred times more painful than salting the wound!However, Zhou Jiang is now very itchy, even if so many people are present, he can't wait to stretch his hand into his crotch and scratch it violently.Qin Lang is obviously his only hope.

"Why, don't you believe it? You are worried that I will care about the previous things with you." Qin Lang said flatly, "Why wouldn't my medical ethics even have this weight!"

Qin Lang said on his mouth that he had a lot of measurement, but in fact he was the director of this matter at all.The so-called diagnosing Zhou Jiang's pulse is actually poisoning the kid. With Qin Lang's poisoning method, it is too easy to clean up Zhou Jiang.As for chili, garlic and spirits, of course, Qin Lang used to clean up Zhou Jiang.

When Zhou Jiang heard Qin Lang say so "noble", he could only believe it, and now he can only believe Qin Lang, and the dead horse can only be used as a living horse to come to the doctor.Therefore, without saying anything, Zhou Jiang rushed directly to the canteen of the Seventh Middle School, and then asked for these three things, and smashed them together, and then wiped this "unique secret" in the bathroom.

"what--"

When smeared with this chili garlic liquor, Zhou Jiang screamed.There is no way. He used to scratch the skin of himself in this place before. At this time, he will get chili, garlic and spirits, and Zhou Jiang ’s chickens will become "turkeys" directly. What!

Not only the pain, but also the pain Zhou Jiang wanted to scold the mother.It's just that, strangely, when this pain struck, the unbearable itching gradually disappeared.Compared to the unbearably itchy feeling, Zhou Jiang felt that this pure pain was not so unbearable.

Therefore, Zhou Jiang at this time is absolutely painful and happy!

Just when Zhou Jiang "enjoyed" the pain, other reporters asked questions that were painless and itchy. In addition, some local reporters in Xiayang City interviewed Wang Zhixiu, and Wang Zhixiu finally found an opportunity to talk about her so-called Quality education methods and results.

However, the reason why the reporters have not dispersed is mainly waiting for the results of Zhou Jiang's treatment.Because the reporter itself is very gossip, and Zhou Jiang's relationship with people has not been very good, so many people are waiting to see him ugly.If Zhou Jiang was really infected with sexually transmitted diseases and could not be cured, I am afraid that many journalists would be happily gloating.

After almost ten minutes, Zhou Jiang finally came out of the bathroom.

"Zhou Jiang? Your sex. The disease has been cured?" A very gossip reporter immediately asked Zhou Jiang.

[Xiaomi ’s birthday today, 4 is even more continuous, which is a bit of thought for everyone.Today is also the last day of the outbreak. If you are willing to support it, continue to cover the cake. If you have no money, please smash the flowers.In addition, sincere wishes for birthday, I hope Xiaomi and all readers' families can live a long and healthy life!!!