Juvenile Medical God

Have to ask for a ticket!It ’s okay to affix a seal.Tickets are really too few now, can you give Xiaomi a little passion?

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As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire.But the point is, most men are visual animals, and the vision is quite picky, but the number of goddesses is much larger than that of dinosaurs, so it is inevitable that many men will become poor spare tires.The only difference is that some spare tires do not know that they are spare tires, while some men are willing to become spare tires.

As a spare tire, it is not the most tragic thing, because the spare tire is still useful, after all, when the goddess encounters a change, when the need for comfort, the role of the spare tire is revealed.However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her telling the endless emotional story that is more smelly and long than the Aunt Wang ’s foot-wrapping.By the way, this emotional story has nothing to do with spare tires, there is another person in the male one.

Even worse, when the goddess was drunk, he scolded, "This and other kings, bastards, the old lady gave him everything, he actually dared ..." When such words, qualified spare tires immediately need Then, "X and X don't know how to cherish, it's because he is blind."

No way, this is the meaning of the existence of the spare tire.As a spare tire, if you don't listen to the stories and vents of these changes, then there is no value at all.

The pain of the spare tire can be imagined.

However, Qin Lang actually said that there are more miserable roles than the spare tire, which makes Tao Ruoxiang curious, so she quickly asked the result.

"It's worse than a spare tire, of course it is a jack." Qin Lang explained with a smile. "Do you think, when driving, when you want to change the spare tire, do you want to use a jack? The goddess' spare tire doesn't work, Jacks are eligible for a spare tire, aren't they? "

After listening to Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but felt a bit unhappy, and now he should be very depressed.

Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang didn't smile, thinking that Teacher Tao's smile was really high, but I wouldn't believe you or laugh at you.So, Qin Lang went on to say: "In fact, being a man, spare tires, jacks are not the worst, and there are worse than these two titles."

"What's that?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.

"Inflator."

Qin Lang explained solemnly, "Jacks, there is still the opportunity to go up. Do you know when this pump will come in handy? That's when it's used for the" birth "."

Tao Ruoxiang was stunned for a while, then suddenly understood the laughter of Qin Lang's words, and could not help laughing anymore, but her outburst caused Qin Lang's classmates to suffer suddenly, and Tao Ruoxiang gave a face of beer.

No one would be comfortable with being sprayed with spittle stars, but only sprayed from the mouth of the beauty, regardless of whether it was spittle stars or beer, would not feel so sick.So Qin Lang was not angry, but instead looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile, waiting for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.

It's a pity that Tao Ruoxiang seemed to see through Qin Lang's thoughts, but when her hand was about to hit Qin Lang's face, she quickly shrank back, and then came a sentence: "Take a tissue and wipe it yourself!"

Qin Lang knew that he should n’t show that kind of happy expression prematurely, and could only reach for the tissue that Tao Ruoxian handed over, but he touched Tao Ruoxiang ’s palm and took a little bit of it. The feeling of static electricity.

Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but looking at the guy with a hippie smile, she had no choice.In the past when there was still a "Tao teacher" status, Tao Ruoxiang could barely "town" Qin Lang, but now she found that her deterrence against Qin Lang seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.

Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he could not overtly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly stood upright: "The joke is heard, Aunt Tao is in a good mood. Now you can talk about why you are depressed? By the way, surely it is not because of passion Well, if it is, I immediately flash people, I do n’t want to be a spare tire. "

"Relax, you are not a spare tire." Tao Ruoxiang also said rightly, adding, "You can't even count a pump!"

"Oh ... then I'm relieved."

As Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxian only drank booze, but not for the sake of spreading alcohol, so she didn't suffer a change, but only suffered discomfort at work.

Originally, Tao Ruoxiang was admitted as a civil servant in the police system, and this matter has been nailed down with the help of Qin Lang.However, just as Tao Ruoxiang was about to start showing her talents, something unexpected happened:

Because she is a novice plus a girl, and because she lacks experience, she needs to strengthen her exercise. She is temporarily seconded to work in other departments, so that she has no way to participate in the case.

"My aunt Tao, are you angry about this?" Qin Lang said, "Although this matter does dispel some enthusiasm, this should be a normal procedure."

"Normal fart! It's not that I think I am a female generation, the most important thing is that I don't have a relationship, so I will deliberately exclude me." Tao Ruoxian looked filled with indignation, and seemed to be aggrieved by Tianda.

"That's a bold question, Aunt Tao, what department are you seconded to work now?"

This problem seemed to make it difficult for Tao Ruoxiang to speak, so she took another sip of wine and said, "The City Love Health Club! Do you know what to do with me? Let me send out flyers and medicines to all units and communities. In addition to rats and cockroaches, there are indicators! Not only how much rodenticide to be distributed, but also how many kilograms of mice and cockroaches have been killed, this damn indicator! "

"Uh……"

Qin Lang finally realized the grievance of Tao Ruoxiang.Apparently a talented student in criminal investigation, it would be just a matter of seconding to another unit to exercise. It was still such a "mysterious department". How could she not let her have a headache?

"Aunt Tao, I think you should look away." In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brain and found some laughs. "I think you should think so. Why did you join the police system? Isn't it just to kill the people?" Entering the Love and Health Club now is also to eliminate harm for the people. Moreover, it is still 'removal of the four harms', what a prestige! "

To get rid of the four harms, it is natural to get rid of mice, cockroaches, mosquitoes, and flies. This is one of the key tasks of the Love and Health Society.If Qin Lang did n’t listen to Zheng Yingwen tonight, he did n’t know there was such a mysterious department.

"Majestic, majestic you!" Tao Ruoxiang scolded. "It's a heartless guy. Give you a few words of comfort. You actually know to make fun of it!"

"Who said I didn't comfort you, don't you think you are in a much better mood now?" Qin Lang still smiled without a skin or a face.

"Yes, I'm in a good mood now, because you are my" inflator ", specially pump me up."

"It's not funny, arrogant!" Qin Lang snorted, and he didn't want to be someone's "inflator" one day.

In Qin Lang's view, the pump is as sad as Xi Dad.

"It's also strange to say that there are a lot of mice recently." Qin Lang said with deep emotion, because Qin Lang suddenly realized that what he was talking to people tonight seemed to be related to mice.