Kaiko Sareta Ankoku Heishi (30-dai) no Slow na Second Life

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The soil is in your mouth!?

It's me!

……

Uh, shit. I thought I was going to die.

Head......, on the contrary, buried all over your upper body in dirt to feel like you can't breathe!

I managed to help because the adventurers pulled me up with their legs, but if I didn't have help, would I have suffocated!?

"Thanks! You all owe me your lives! Thanks so much!!"

"Village chief, take a good look behind you...!

... Ah.

The color of my eyes when I look at the young adventurers is, 'Osama is so squeaky...! It feels like'?

I am being treated in the way by the young people!?

"I'm surprised to see you come, but it looks like the situation sucks. It's the Demon King's Army. And such a great army......!

One of the young adventurers says as he looks at the situation.

"It is on a scale that is very unpredictable in the first moments when things are looking good. We need to get in touch with the village to send more reinforcements. We're going to die, so the village chief needs to step back."

"No, no, no."

That's not how it works.

I'm with Lax Village... and I'm not one of the people in charge of Mithril operations.

"Let me negotiate first. We need to find out what their purpose is. Discussion is the official practice before the beating."

But......

... what is this about?!?

As far as I'm concerned, I just thought it was a sign from the Chamber of Commerce led by Lithgues.

For some reason, the Demon King's Army is showing up instead.

And on an amazing scale.

Then the Adventurer's reinforcements sent in to deal with the Chamber of Commerce, about fifty of them, won't even make me fart.

How did this happen?

"Zebiantes! Zebiantes, hey!?"

First I call Zebiantes, who would have the best idea of the situation.

He was originally placed on guard by the Chamber of Commerce, but I didn't expect him to save his predicament in this way.

I guess the report I've been magically telling you about 'sucks' also refers to this demon king army.

Anyway, thanks to him, I was saved.

So, where's that Zebiantes?

"Oh, there he is"

It was very easy to find because it was flying in the sky.

Sakai-kun and I are flying around in a good mood wearing the Mithrill Wings we were researching.

"Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! That's okay! They're flying around!

"That's just great, sister! Let's get windy together!

A girl who doesn't know something is flying around with me.

And one more......

"Hi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!?

Mr. Best Fred!?

Why are you even with that guy!?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come down? Awwwwwwww!?"

"Yabba!? It's Darriel!?"

I finally realized I existed and descended right in front of me.

"So, what happened?

"I want one word before that. I rarely worked well this time."

"What?

Even if what you're saying is right, I'm not convinced that Zebiantes is the one who's saying it.

But I'm an adult.

If you don't pull one step more with the metric......!

"No, you did really well. Thank you so much for being here."

"You're lucky, too! Give me this rare opportunity to praise me!

It's really rare.

So? It's time for you to explain the situation?

"I'm too busy looking for the newest Miss Lil 'Wings to be the best poser. I don't have time to explain."

"Sister! Now try a new track with me and a pair!!"

So who is it? Who's the other girl?

And explain.

"You just have to ask this Osama for more information. It's time for me to find out how heavy my hips are."

"Oops!?"

That's what they say and throw at you, Mr. Best Fred.

"You can sue me for being sexually harassed for clinging to the lady's hips, right?

"Awful! I told you to come with me!!"

Looks like one more victim got caught up in Zebiantes' mypace here again.

Sorry, Mr. Best Fred.

"Not at all......, Mr. Darriel. You were still the one who sent that demon woman in. No, thanks to you, but......! I almost died too......!

"What happened? Do those demons have anything to do with the Chamber of Commerce?

"No, it's completely irrelevant. An adventurer from Campbell Street, taken by the Chamber of Commerce, arrived just now from a different direction. That army just managed to crack it down and take a breath......!

Did you expect the Chamber of Commerce to work hard?

But at the same time, it's completely unexpected that the Demon King's Army will move. There is nothing more than being unconscious and unaware of the Chamber of Commerce.

"What the hell for...!?"

"I had a conversation earlier with someone who looked like a commander, but it still seems like the purpose is to take back the Mithril mine. That might be natural, too. Even for the Demons, Mithril wants so much as a hand out of their throats..."

But now, enough to want it back until you march?

There are plenty of reasons why we can't deal with the human race in the current situation.

That's why I bracketed Taka with the Demon King's Army to move, and he poked me in the void...

The demon king's army, which could not have moved, moved out.

And almost at the same time the Chamber of Commerce strips its fangs.

Is this a coincidence?

... coincidence.

"Anyway, I understand the situation. Let's negotiate with the other side from me."

"Are you all right, Mr. Darriel...!?"

We'll just have to discuss it first.

This one came with the intention of dealing with the Chamber of Commerce, so I haven't brought any number of people to be able to deal with a regular large army.

I thought the Gorotsky of the city was exquisite for the power of the Chamber of Commerce to move...

Well, there's no one to talk to over there.

I wish the guy who said that was crossing in that army......

"... Oh, there's Lisette."

An old friend who once ate the same pot of rice.

You're lucky he's here.

"All right, let's talk to him. All adventurers are alert and waiting. Don't attack me until you tell me I'm good."

"I can't set you up because I'm scared of such a big army...!?"

What a pity.

If you're a Lax Village adventurer, show me the temper to slaughter you with ten kills each.

"Lisette, it's been a while."

Anyway, me walking over in a frank manner to show that I don't have the will to fight.

I'm sure Lisette would easily tell me what happened...

"Wait!"

A sharp voice flies from that side.

"Stop there! Approaching without further agreement shall be considered hostile!!"

"Huh?"

It was indeed the voice of Lisette who said so.

What's the matter, it's so cold?

Is it someone else's behavior?

"Darriel!... I was expecting you to come. If the Mithril Mine is in danger, it has to come out."

"You think this was meant to lure me out? If that's the case, you're wasting a lot of resources."

If you want to see me, you should just come visit me normally.

How much material and money is depleted when marching when you move a thousand soldiers and say that it is just a waste of human resources?

"The drafters are the others.... you must have fallen prey to him during his surgery"

"What?"

"And I accompanied you because I really wanted to ask you something.... it's Darriel. Answer without turning in anything false...!

Lisette said.

"Are you the one who sent the brave men under the Demon King?!?"