Kawaranu Mono ＜Kirameki no Gōremu＞

I will be a golem.

The only treasure trophy in the first dungeon exploration is the red, shining treasure balls dropped by a five-necked red dragon. I feel like I've been diving for so long. I mean, once you hang in there, you can't stop!

Nevertheless, the red glowing treasure balls are quite disturbing. It's not heavy, but it's not - the pouch is swollen in the bread. All kinds of glowing red light because the lid can't be closed looks like a drinker's neon. It's not even that - I feel like I've gotten even more negative items even though I'm being looked at with weird eyes because of the pouch.

On mathematics, negative x negative is positive, but in reality, negative x negative is worse with negative synergies.

I feel the eyes around me are colder than before, or I feel like I'm being looked at with white eyes. My parents and kids on the road earlier said, "Mom, what the fuck is that weird thing?" "And you can't look at it," and they're driving away with their kids. Damn it, come on, we have to sell this red, shiny jewel alone!

I run for the Adventurer Alliance. Proceed while generating line lights around me in an attempt to neutralize red light. Adventurers and city people around me are going to dazzle. Honestly, Sman.

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I got into the Adventurer Guild.

If you're here, you'll buy me this treasure ball. I open the door with momentum. I think I hit something with the sound of cancer, but opening the door to the wall hasn't fallen anything, and I guess it was my fault I hit it.

When I gently let go of the door, Charao stood on the wall. I wonder if it could have hit the charao. But I'll be fine, because I'm still standing on the wall. There's no way I'm going to fall, and, yeah, it's no problem, it's a charao. I can't stand up if I really screw up. But I can apologize, Golem. Apologize hand in hand to charao.

"Hey, what?"

"Dazzling! Oh, my God, that!"

"Somebody stop me for a second!"

Whoa, you'll be fine when you get here. I turn off the line lights. But the light of the red glowing treasure ball lights me up from behind me. It's like an aura. No - it's not cool because of the porch though.

"Oh, it's a golem."

"You're the golem in the meantime, you're alive"

"I haven't seen a sticker since it was affixed."

"I thought it was a dungeon."

At some point, within the Alliance, I didn't seem to return.

But I didn't know so many adventurers remembered me for staying in the Adventurers Guild for just a little while. My charisma is horrible. Was I so strongly impressed? I knew I'd never forget this shimmering metal body of mine!

Oh, there's a receptionist who said there was a seagull or something. I'm going in front of a receptionist named Seagull. Stretch your back and wave over the counter. Happily, a cameo called out.

"Mr. Golem! Where have you been for almost a month? I've been worried about it since I heard from the guard guild staff in front of the dungeon that they told me to go to the beginner dungeon!"

I nod and appeal to the fact that I was working hard in a novice dungeon. But not much is passed on to the cameo.

"Hmm? Have you been working on a novice dungeon for a while? This past month?"

Oh, you're right. I snort hard with the boom.

"You like to dive into a beginner's dungeon for a month? It won't be that big of a deal, that dungeon."

hey, what, is that dungeon on a level they say it's no big deal!? I was on the inside, "hehe, no enemies for me etc" or "hey i'm not the strongest" but you mean there's up there!!?

Don't look sweet at the adventurers! This.

It must be the power of the party! Dive deeper and deeper into that dungeon with the mysterious power of friendship, companionship, and cooperation, the adventurers! When it's a battle I can't fight, I get stuck. A cameo asks questions without knowing how I feel like that.

"So to what level did you spend a month diving?"

I make it look like a seagull with seven fingers on both hands to show the 700th floor. The seagull hits me like I'm a little disappointed.

"At that level of hierarchy, there wouldn't have been a lot of items or dropped items from monsters"

Ya still?!? I thought it was weird!! All that diving and the crate was finally one. I knew I should have defeated the monster and collected more drop items!? I can hear the chill from the adventurers around me.

"Come on, I've been in that golem novice dungeon for a month."

"Seriously, you can't be bored with a monster like that for a month, no big deal"

"I thought you were stronger because you broke Fina's demon sword, but that's no big deal"

"Oh, I'm a little wary. I lost it."

"Golem, shouldn't we just go home?"

"Ahahahahaha, it must be"

"Go away with that weird pouch."

"You can always wear such a weird pouch."

"Pup, don't tell him. I'm desperate."

I turn to the adventurers, and I grind my teeth, saying, "What is it?" I don't have any teeth, so I can't. Damn, if that's what you think, then you should have gone as far as attacking a dungeon!

He opened one of the crates and said he was satisfied, "Wake up! Stupid Yarrow!!" I want to yell at you!!! Golem should have walked to the bottom more! It was an adventure to try your limits! Damn, whoa, whoa!! Super sorry! I agree with you only at the porch, but I'm super sorry!!

{Log: The effect of [enlightenment stuff] has sedated the state of outrage}

When I received a chill and bruise from the adventurer, the cameo said, "If you have any items you would like to sell, please. Because I also buy in the guild," he called out sympathetically.

I am a little shy and place a red, shining treasure ball on the counter with a little stretch of my back. I got a little quiet around me. You mean you don't even need to sound chilled about the drop items in a beginner's dungeon? The cameo asks me a little surprised.

"Oh, Mr. Golem, did you get this in a novice dungeon?"

I snort.

"Was it really a beginner's dungeon?"

I snort. With an unconvincing look, the cameo said, "Please wait a moment, I will assess the purchase amount in the back," and took the red glowing treasure ball roughly in his hand, disappearing into the back of the guild.

The adventurers are whispering so I can't hear them. I'm sure he's laughing at me. Damn, I'm patient now. Be patient. The Alliance staff was standing in the dungeon, diving in and paying you back!

"Hey, did you see that?"

"Oh, I've never seen that before."

"Can you get it in a beginner's dungeon?"

"No, I can't think."

"Right, if you can get one of those, you'd be happy to go to a beginner's dungeon"

"You were laughing at that golem earlier, but it's not good."

"Even you."

"If you suck, they'll kill you."

"Hmm, what are we gonna do?"

From behind the guild I heard the scream of the cameo, "Yeah, yeah, really!!!". I wonder what the hell happened.

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They waited a long time. I waited pounding in front of the counter, but they finally finished their assessment.

"Dear Golem, no, Mr. Golem, this way!"

Nico smiles with a great seagull and leads me to the back of the guild. Now, I think they called me Master Golem, but was there anything good going on? I've never seen such a smile.

I sit in front of a chair with a red, shining jewel placed on my desk. Across the street, an old man with a reluctant face sits. The cameo that has guided me stands behind the old man.

The old man talks to me to make sure I sit down.

"Golem, is it true that you've been diving in a novice dungeon for the past month?"

I nod firmly when I hum. How many sheets of paper did an old man with an unconvincing face start arranging before me? I wonder what you want to do.

"Point me to the entrance to the dungeon where you dived in."

Um, I'll check every single one of them. There is no entrance to the novice dungeon where I dived. I shake my head sideways as I sift. A deep crease engraves between the old man's brows. He has a more and more sinister face.

"I don't think so, either of these two."

Oh, it's an elaborate novice dungeon with my diving design. Here, give me a finger in the wind called here. The old man and the cameo solidified perfectly.

Did you dive into this dungeon?

"What, it's a labyrinth of despair, it"

I snort. What do you mean, the Labyrinth of Despair? The old man asks bitter questions. Is it also not in good physical condition?

"How many floors did you dive?"

"How dare you dive to the seventh floor?"

"Why does a camouflage answer?"

"He just told me by putting up 7 fingers!"

Hmm? If I thought it wasn't the 7th floor, the old man would confirm it further.

"Did you dive to the seventh floor?"

I shake my head when I'm not. Swallow Gokuri and Tsuba. The old man keeps checking.

"? I don't know. Up to the 70th floor?"

"Is there even a 70th floor? That labyrinth?" and a cameo pinches my mouth, but I shake my head when I'm not.

"So what floor is it?"

I stand seven fingers, just like I did earlier, to show the 700th floor.

"If it's not the 7th floor or the 70th floor, what floor is it? It just looks like I've got seven fingers up, huh?"

Um, I dived deeper. I point to the ground, and I appeal to you to go deeper. All the other adventurers are going to about 700 floors, right? Even I can dive to that extent, so I keep appealing to you not to take a sweet look. The old man doesn't show understanding of how I look like that, but the cameo finally gave me a good idea of the right answer.

"Oh, could it be, on the 700th floor? Oh, my God."

"Don't make a crap joke, I can't dive 700 floors!"

I nodded toward the right answer and the cameo, my right hand forward and thumbs up. The old man and the camouflage solidified just like they did earlier. I wait for the old man and the cameo to recover.

My old man started talking to himself about bumps.

"Is there that labyrinth up to the 700th floor, this golem doesn't have to lie, and no, but it can't be. Even the brave men are a labyrinth who have returned from losing their party members on the 50th floor. That's the 700th floor, isn't it? No, if you weren't an idiot, you'd turn back on your way. You can't dive on the 700th floor without a monster. That can't be 700 in the Labyrinth of Despair, really."

The old man seems to be running away from reality. I want you to come back to reality soon. When I looked at the camouflage, he went haphazardly and sane and informed me of the amount of this assessment.

"Since the Alliance Master seems to be a little distant mentally, I'll tell you the amount of this assessment instead. What a golem, no, the red and shining treasure balls that Mr. Golem brought us are what a legendary dish and what a 21 star gold coin! It has been since the beginning of this guild that we have had this much assessment on one item!!! Dear Golem, No, Mr. Golem is truly an amazing person!"

With a full grin, the camouflage told me how much to assess. You seem happier than I am. The disappointing look on the counter just now is a lying smile. I didn't know you'd be so happy with my accomplishments! He's happy as if he's about himself. I am impressed by such an intimate cameo attitude.

Me and the cameo held hands together disappointingly.

I got 21 coins from a seagull called Star Gold. But I don't know the value of the money, so how much is it worth? Well, just use it and you'll see.

As I tried to get out of the room, the Alliance Master bowed his head, "I'll make sure I get you into the dungeon that you visited the day you got here, so dive over there next time," he said.

"Alliance Master!! You are free to dive into any dungeon, Mr. Golem! Don't interrupt!!!"

and the cameo is angry with the guild master. I knew you called me Master Golem. I wonder why he suddenly became like Master Golem.

"Shut up! If they bring these items in guns, this guild will go black bankrupt! What the hell is 21 star gold coins? Give me a break! Golem, you're right! Just don't dive into the Labyrinth of Despair anymore!"

The Alliance Master lays his hands on the desk, lowering his head so slightly that he hits his forehead on the desk that he asks me to do it. I wanted to dive into an advanced dungeon next time too, so I nodded, okay, and left my guild behind.

A cameo drops me off outside the guild this time. "Come again," he said with a full grin.

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Gachari. He opens the door to the room where Guildmaster Gammon Gas and the red glowing treasure balls remain, and the cameo enters with one sheet of paper in his hand.

"Guildmaster, as per this contract, please transfer the rewards to my account"

"Hey, Camo, about that."

"Oh, I didn't know there was going to be a chance in my life to get a Star Gold coin! That Golem is my God of Blessings! I'm afraid I can't sleep with my legs turned!!"

"Hey, cameo, about that."

"Please make the transfer as it is in the contract! Then I'll do it."

Camome left the Alliance Master in the room, Pathan and the door closed and left the room.

"No, it's disgusting and I'm gonna throw up"

and Gamongas groaned and was to fall asleep ill for about two days.